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Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

@lampropeltis.bsky.social

Snake Mom.

created November 19, 2024

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Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like gang signs to me.

2/9/2025, 12:04:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Iantorno ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ•น๏ธ (@michaeliantorno.com) reposted

Happy Labour Day, folks!

A picture of Miles O'Brien from Deep Space Nine, winking at the camera. The subtitle text reads
1/9/2025, 1:58:26 PM | 19 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! May more emerge.

1/9/2025, 2:31:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I also want to compliment his cussing skills. Makes me smile.

1/9/2025, 2:29:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Im really into prehistory and Iv HATE the disproportionate amount of conspiracy/anti-science content choking out the good stuff. Milo is a warrior for science.

1/9/2025, 2:26:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Miniminuteman! Cool.

1/9/2025, 2:17:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Goigle says spood is a term of endearment for spiders, especially jumping spiders. Is Google right or wrong in this case?

31/8/2025, 9:38:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome!!

31/8/2025, 8:13:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Spider pattern backpack or spider carrying backpack?

31/8/2025, 5:26:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

White working class here-ww should call it a very WHITE place (derogatory.) Appalachian shillbilly betrayer of mountain people.

31/8/2025, 4:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I only keep snakes but these guys fascinate me. They always look like they've had quite enough of people's shit and theyre not gonna put up with ut any more.

27/8/2025, 11:16:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this the face of penitence? PS I love legless lizards!!

Closeup of legless lizard
27/8/2025, 11:13:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

At the very least, eyes got pecked out.

25/8/2025, 8:17:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

"The human conscience is proof of God's justice...." And is the disappearance of conscience proof of the disappearance of justice- God's, ours, anybodys?

25/8/2025, 2:04:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted

oh man you really opened up a can of worms here this is going to be great for our fishing trip

24/5/2025, 7:35:26 PM | 103 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture debbshock (@debbshock.bsky.social) reposted

punk rock girl living in a trad wife world

24/8/2025, 8:52:45 PM | 42 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Going to Ohio University in the late eighties I knew someone who'd been shot there by the National Guard. I thought then that such a thing would never happen again as the country continued to make progress. Ha!

24/8/2025, 1:59:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

We laughed at it at the time, it sounded so stupid. We're not laughing now

24/8/2025, 1:16:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as the wealthy northern suburbs are left undisturbed, Kemp couldn't care less.

23/8/2025, 1:05:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Sitting here on Atlanta wondering what the Republican governor might offer in the way of resistance to a military takeover of Atlanta. They already rolled the tanks through here during the Rodney King protests. Helicopters overhead all night, Guardsmen guarding prancing Confederates on horseback.

23/8/2025, 1:04:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok thanks! Now I understand better and it's absolutely horrifying.

22/8/2025, 11:19:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

What does "one-shot" used as a verb in the context of "one-shot the limbic system mean? Ive googled it but it seems to mean several different things. Forgive me, im old

22/8/2025, 10:47:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

They're throwing out people's psych meds- as well as any other meds they're on

21/8/2025, 8:55:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Under those conditions, for that long, half of what you see isn't really there.

21/8/2025, 3:03:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

They're offering funding to have one in every state. Im afraid thats where they're going to send the homeless and any other unpopular groups of people.

20/8/2025, 3:42:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they'll build it super fast, like Alligator Alcatraz.

20/8/2025, 3:50:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this from flood damage or general decay? I was born in WV and remember the red Xes on the houses condemned after the big flood in 77 when I was a kid.

20/8/2025, 3:17:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Love that blunt snout

19/8/2025, 11:01:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

This new wave of evil overtaking our country is breaking my heart. I havent been homeless in many years but a piece of me is still out there

19/8/2025, 11:00:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I once spent 2 weeks in jail for peeing behind a bush

19/8/2025, 9:34:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

We played a game called "car bomb" that involved running and diving behind a shrub when a car drove past.

19/8/2025, 9:28:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Duck and cover!!

19/8/2025, 9:27:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a good boy, no matter how long he stays latched on to my hand

19/8/2025, 8:19:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry! I got a little carried away with this memory

19/8/2025, 1:12:46 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

My fascist racist sportsball worshipping high school had a game called "smash ball" where all the guys who played on a sportsball team threw balls at the guys who weren't on a sportsball team. The victims were stood up against a wall of the gym and were referred to as "NONS."

19/8/2025, 1:11:33 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

This 60 year old owned it in college. Reagan was president then and I hoped he was the worst president we'd ever have. How wrong I was.

18/8/2025, 2:53:55 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stacey Burns (@wentrogue.bsky.social) reposted

Like @zedotenator.net says:

17/8/2025, 4:07:49 PM | 2421 1154 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungocrat (@fungocrat.bsky.social) reposted

Requesting a work from home arrangement because I've been grafted onto a pomelo tree to create hybrid fruits that can do email jobs.

17/8/2025, 5:42:30 AM | 38 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Seeing that somehow made my ankles hurt! I could feel it.

17/8/2025, 9:24:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Im guessing they're not that well coordinated either. How long until one branch accidentally shoots another?

17/8/2025, 1:56:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

And now it turns out they're using it to protect pedophiles running the big government.

17/8/2025, 1:48:21 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tara (@weedlejuice.bsky.social) reposted

I just let the pulsating sound of the great beast that lies underneath my house guide me home at night now

16/8/2025, 1:07:25 AM | 38 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Magich๐ŸŽฑ dot org (@magichateball.org) reposted

My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe

14/8/2025, 4:03:16 PM | 36 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Magich๐ŸŽฑ dot org (@magichateball.org) reposted

Building a terrarium with an open office floor plan. My lizards will be so productive and never enjoy a moment of privacy.

11/8/2025, 11:41:45 AM | 18 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Gnice

15/8/2025, 3:01:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

S H I T

14/8/2025, 11:18:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Theyre throwing around a new word- "Post-Constitutional."

14/8/2025, 11:09:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus H.K. Tapdancing Christ

14/8/2025, 5:56:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Ive read that Dean Winters gets a great deal of spicy fan mail from playing this character.

14/8/2025, 3:29:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pets Against Trumpโ€ฆ (@trumph8ters.bsky.social) reposted

The lowland streaked tenrec are so adorable.. ๐Ÿฅฐ Found in Madagascar..๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ #bluesky #madagascar

12/8/2025, 6:48:29 PM | 203 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

WT EVERLOVING F

12/8/2025, 5:17:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought scumble was a drink I read in Terry Pratchett, but when I googled it its something about paint?

10/8/2025, 10:01:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Although children and cats can both bite and scratch you, the water snake can only bite and looooves eating fish. Choose the scaly option every time.

Water snake eating a fish
10/8/2025, 1:38:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Howard Beale (@howardbeale.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

my buddy said he was taking his parents out to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. I said that was an awful thing to say about his parents

9/8/2025, 11:32:07 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

He'll be a head floating in a jar and his cult will still want him to dominate them.

10/8/2025, 1:20:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted

it would honestly be hard to sell a movie with an alien invasion plotline today because can you imagine an alien occupation worse than how we're governed right now? i say we let the aliens from Independence Day try their best

9/8/2025, 6:32:09 AM | 2689 235 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

The AO3 to BTB pipeline

9/8/2025, 12:44:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard- "Why cant a boy do the splits? Because they have a kickstand." Except boys can do the splits. Never looked at my bicycle the same way.

7/8/2025, 8:24:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture debbshock (@debbshock.bsky.social) reposted

not everyone who wanders is lost

a sign for a missing poodle saying
5/8/2025, 10:31:50 PM | 42 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope i don't dream about that. Maybe I should stay awake

5/8/2025, 1:18:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I can feel my face making odd expressions

5/8/2025, 1:15:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Necromancy!

4/8/2025, 9:25:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pets Against Trumpโ€ฆ (@trumph8ters.bsky.social) reposted

I wanna go at this gameโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜Š #cat #bluesky

4/8/2025, 5:35:30 PM | 523 114 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted

There is nothing that gets my red flag meter going quite like men saying things like "it was hard meeting women because I was interested in (insert nerdy thing here)" when I have distinct memories of certain kinds of men in nerdy thing specifically and repeatedly excluding me from nerdy thing.

1/8/2025, 7:23:48 PM | 5042 642 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social)

Black and white king snake biting my hand
1/8/2025, 3:31:52 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

He eventually thought I was part of the conspiracy, and that made me sad, but then again he thought that about everybody by then.

31/7/2025, 2:56:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

He posted poetry and rants on telephone poles, passed them out by hand. Late eighties, early nineties.

31/7/2025, 2:55:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people believed it was the CIA. Strange days, he was a legend.

31/7/2025, 2:52:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

One could have long, fascinating conversations with him. Later he got more paranoid and often seemed quite tortured mentally, but also gained a certain amount of celebrity in the "underground press." His mental health deteriorated and then his physical health, he got cancer

31/7/2025, 2:52:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

When I moved to Atlanta and met him I was already a Principia Discordia fan and got super excited. Nobody at that time believed anything he said and I remember ferreting out the Warren Commission Report from somewhere to show people his name. Pre-internet days.

31/7/2025, 2:46:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to work in a kitchen with Kerry Thornley. May he be unforgotten

31/7/2025, 12:27:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Scented trash bags bring on tropical regret-flavored migraines

31/7/2025, 12:24:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm old enough to remember when you didn't have to double check that the trash bags were unscented

31/7/2025, 12:23:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

MAKE

30/7/2025, 10:19:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Did reading that anyone else feel nauseous?

30/7/2025, 10:18:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

He has a need for speed

30/7/2025, 10:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I did not know the Maltese thing.

30/7/2025, 12:33:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

He says "alive today" as if he were alive at some point in the past??

30/7/2025, 12:12:16 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit!

28/7/2025, 11:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Microplastics Sommelier (@leastactionhero.bsky.social) reposted

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

28/7/2025, 2:46:46 AM | 17180 4336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Garak from Deep Space Nine, making jazz hands and saying
28/7/2025, 9:56:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Will there be a separate team for xxy? Or the other combinations of chromosomes?

28/7/2025, 7:56:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

So we just tell them to give in to bullies?

28/7/2025, 7:51:51 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok then. Gay kids get bullied for being gay. That can make them suicidal. Should we tell them to stop being gay?

28/7/2025, 7:50:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Kids also get bullied for being too smart. Would it be wiser for them to act stupid?

28/7/2025, 7:38:05 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Ew, its a thing.

27/7/2025, 4:02:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Downtown Atlanta "West Midtown" is what they are now calling it.

26/7/2025, 11:17:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda like the pink Mary Kay Lady Cadillacs I saw in my youth- except less hilarious and more evil

26/7/2025, 3:35:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never seen their face, which allows my imagination free reign to conjure up various TeslerDemons. I will say that the thing spends an inordinate amount of time at the repair shop by my job.

26/7/2025, 3:34:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

They sure did!

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26/7/2025, 12:59:04 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a Pepto-Bismol Pink Cybertruck in my neighborhood, as if aware of the consequences of its own existence.

26/7/2025, 12:54:34 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

I totally thought the maxi-pad bandages on their ears was satire.

23/7/2025, 7:01:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah that's thoroughly ducked up

23/7/2025, 4:05:42 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait... what?? FFS.

21/7/2025, 6:53:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Not small enough

21/7/2025, 6:43:06 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

It's astounding, ain't it?

20/7/2025, 11:32:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

Jon Stewart is conspicuous by his absence

20/7/2025, 2:27:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hisser๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ (@lampropeltis.bsky.social) reply parent

The two on the left are Jon Oliver are Seth Myers

20/7/2025, 1:38:03 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view