A guy you’re always happy to see show up in a movie or show
Husband, father, Heat and Dolphins lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
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A guy you’re always happy to see show up in a movie or show
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Got ‘er
I’ll keep an eye out for him
JFC
Would be the best day of my life. And I am a married man father of two. Who has seen his sports teams win a combined 7 world championships in the last 30 years.
youtu.be/vNN3UYzJa08?...
So? Let us have it
happy labor day
The glass:
Where’s Tyreek?
The glass:
Did it happen?? As of Monday, September 1, 2025, 8:01 AM, it has not.
Happy bday mama Cobb
Lee Corso goes out with PERFECT picks. The legend.
Jakob Marsee reached base four more times in Sunday's Marlins win to finish August with an outrageous .352/.430/.629 slash line. #marlins #miami #marlinsbeisbol
🤌🏻
Or a big rat
Same, Bill, same
Lfg
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Tell me about it
Billie Jean King Crimson
💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 for 1
Saturated fat market was right there to use
Me, when somebody asks what my haberdasher does
Don’t
Sampras and Dave
Goo Goo Nadals
Fleetwood McEnroe
I feel safer
You’re never gonna guess what this is in response to
Skid McEnroe
Me after Taco Bell
Always a must have 15th round fantasy football pick
🤴
Marlins defense
Congrats Carlos
Congrats on the sex
Weinberg with the 45 yard field goal for FSU! Mazel tov!
That smug bastard from Ohio looks like Francis from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Did it happen?? Despite what The Internet™ might have suggested last night, as of Saturday, August 30, 2025, 4:36 PM, it has not.
What about Darren Rovell? Who’d say he is the biggest collector of DJT memorabilia in the world
More like Matt No, man
Meh I had a typo
Overrated movie
You know ball
Future Dolphins starter Quinn Ewers?
Ron Powlus will win 2 heisman vibes
RFK Jr:
The house we built together?
Are they talking about (redacted)?
Face card Friday
This is good: With Trump/RFK destroying CDC, JB Pritzker's officials are exploring the possibility of buying Covid vaccines from manufacturers and distributing them in-state themselves, source tells me. Dem govs must step up and fill the void. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1998...
Same old dolphins
This was one visitor’s actual response, which translates as: “I have to meet Weird Al Yankovic before I die”
Thanks for the invite to your league
Adorable
For sure. Friends of friends just bought in the Keys. No idea why. I was in marathon earlier this month and like every house has a for sale sign on it.
I’ll take it
Maybe only a 20 gun salute she already got one
Former MLB All-Star Mark Teixeira, who played for the NY Yankees the last time they won the World Series in 2009, announces that he's running for a House seat in Texas and is echoing President Trump's agenda in his campaign launch.
The reverse McAfee
Black and blue with this team you mean
Joltin Jakob
By people you mean members of Congress who can do something about this?
I feel safer
Finally my physical inactivity is a plus. I’ve been playing the long game for years.
Did you ?
I hope you didn’t take Rashee Rice in the 2nd….
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
The *hero* we need
Need more prayer in schools not gun control, right?
Dolphins lead the league in signing retired players
🐍
JFC
More like Nah Frazier
I have bad news
When will (redacted) happen?
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Adorable
More like Bye, Badcock
There is only one Nathan Robinson that I choose to recognize
Unfortunately no chance
more like: Nomore Smith-Marsette
she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Mario 