Secretary of Not Drinking
@langewhopper.bsky.social
not a ceo
created October 10, 2023
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Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
“In 2017, O’Hanlon was captured at Trump’s first inauguration festivities in DC decked out in his full Eagle Scouts uniform. The photographer who took the photo wrote on his personal website of ‘the Boy Scout kid that looked like a Brownshirt.’”
Drew Magary (@drewmagary.bsky.social) reposted
Steve Belichick in… Sons of Monarchy
Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero.bsky.social) reposted
Dying of rabies in a Westport CityMD waiting room because my neighbor never vaccinated Fifi due to fear of poodle autism & my insurance doesn’t cover a private room.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
well, yeah
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
as a terrapin, lol Tar Heels
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
delightful
Joe Ryan (@joesryan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It'll be hilarious when UNC is curb stomped and they keep cutting to Bill looking off vacantly on the sidelines
Infinite TsukoyomISRT Gigan (@gigansprogress.bsky.social) reposted
sea shanties and an eerie fog seem to be following in its wake
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
“Representative Jerrold Nadler, a New York Democrat who has been one of Congress’s leading liberal voices for three decades, will not seek re-election next year, heeding a call for generational change roiling his party”
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
he has rows
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
british gen x: in my day when we were thirsty we drank from the bean hose
Bolts (@boltsmag.org) reposted
The incumbent prosecutor of Chesapeake, Virginia, left the GOP last fall, accusing local party officials of pressuring him in exchange for financial donations. He is running for reelection as a Democrat.
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Spud. She was offered a stick of celery today and took personal offense to that. 12/10 (IG: spud.the.cryptid)
The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted
Israel committing genocide in Gaza, world’s top scholars on the crime say
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
At least while alienating all of our allies, Trump has been instrumental in bringing others closer together.
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
going donald duck mode for 24 hours in honor of labor day. sailor shirt only. i will strut around and cuss out a dog and get so mad i hop up and down and smoke comes out of my ears. i will sit on a towel as well for hygiene
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
well, in any case, it’s always a good question to come up
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Technical appreciator (@whatahellofawaytodad.com) reposted
Let's fuckin go
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
actually many people have been saying it
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
I’ve been sent numerous photos the last few days of guards members with rifles, including down by the wharf for jazzfest.
Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) reposted
Nobody: Jeremiyah Love:
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reposted
Beautiful artwork showing an ICE brown shirt getting punched by Superman, and vandalism of the mural getting fixed by having Krypto piss on the gestapo piece of shit. www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinemat...
CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective (@crimethinc.com) reposted
Keep the pressure on them! A thread of Border Patrol recruitment events in September: careers.cbp.gov/s/connect-to... -9/3 Laredo, TX (Job Fair) -9/5-7 Big Bear, CA (Tough Mudder) -9/5-7 Scottsdale, AZ (Rodeo) -9/6-7 Glen Jean, WV (Spartan Trifecta) -9/6 Philadelphia, PA (Spartan Stadion) 🧵⬇️
Musicology Duck (@musicologyduck.bsky.social) reposted
we contain multitudes here in our nations capital
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
I remember watching this thinking, “that’s too many goddam Spartacuses.”
Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
Newsweek (@newsweek.com) reposted
Fairfax, along with Arlington schools, sued the U.S. Education Dept. to block funding cuts over transgender student bathroom policies.
Carceral Abolition (@carceralabolition.bsky.social) reposted
Anti-Trump administration protesters will take to the streets again on Monday in worker- and wealth-focused rallies. The largest federation of labor unions in the U.S. is leading the movement, along with dozens of other groups www.axios.com/2025/08/30/w...
Rob Delaney (@robdelaney.bsky.social) reposted
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
vineyille (@vineyille.bsky.social) reposted
America’s 9/11 mayor, Rudolph Giuliani spent the morning NOT shitting his pants. Later in the day he was involved in an incident in which his spine was fractured in 145 different places. He remained steadfast in absolutely NOT doing diarrhea in his pants during this event.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
folk hero
Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnsonbooks.com) reposted
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
We wish to inform you that the baby Rudy was able to save from a 6 story fall was NOT sold to the Jarrett Virginia Boar’s Head Plant and is in fact thriving in Shinnecock Indian Territory.
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was filming an advertisement where he had to "get his hands on two sweet cans" before closing with his endorsement, "These are Rudy's Schlitz," when his burgundy 1975 Cadillac Sixty Special Brougham was struck by the entire mafia.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
Eddie was my maw maw’s fave ❤️
Feed the People Mutual Aid (@ftpmutualaid.bsky.social) reposted
ALERT: Several US Customs and Border Patrol agents spotted with several Metro PD officers at Rhode Island Avenue Metro. Currently standing around but there are 10-12 officers on site. This is current as of 8/31/25 at 4:09 PM. Stay away!
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
rudy what are you doing
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
this is so foreboding
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect a lot of people in the burbs are waiting for the huge protest bat signal
Brick's House 🍁 (@brickmahoney.bsky.social) reposted
(Me, relaxing on the couch) My cat: hi i'm here to walk on your nuts
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted
I'm also looking for coverage of the feds east of the river, if anyone comes across anything.
Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted
I remain a one-issue voter for the 2028 Democratic presidential primaries, and that issue is the promise of prosecutions.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
selling beans to China gives THEM the advantage, this is just strategic thinking
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
all my homeys barr the police from working with ice
Leonid Baezhnev (@rev-avocado.bsky.social) reposted
This is America God damn it
Remora House DC (@remorahousedc.bsky.social) reposted
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
might also be notable these guys busted heads during George Floyd around the Lafayette square Bible stunt.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
@jameswalkinshaw.bsky.social @markwarner.bsky.social
Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) reposted
Trump/RFK are decapitating our public health system, a pillar of American greatness. So Dem Govs should scour every corner of the law for creative new ways to defend their people from this madness. Dems should polarize this debate to the max. Thoughts on this here: newrepublic.com/article/1998...
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reposted
going back to the founders it would have been recognized as an act of gratitude and patriotism to dedicate one's life to service of their adopted country, but Vance rejects the fundamental ideal of America in favor of crude blood-and-soil Nazism that he learned on the internet five years ago
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
a parade of mediocre dipshits and lickspittles
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted
I’m so glad the rest of the country now gets to learn how much DC hates the Park Police.
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
Anna Kalinskaya has her dog, Bella, chasing tennis balls for her during her warmup
Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted reply parent
Those willing, by contrast, to trade away the rights and dignity of transgender people or the poor cannot be considered friends of democracy any more than those who were willing to countenance second-class status for blacks and Jews.
Jonathan Cohn (@jonathancohn.bsky.social) reposted
"Today, as the government calls on tens of thousands of reservists to participate in the cruel re-occupation of Gaza City, I implore my fellow soldiers: Refuse to report." www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/o...
@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) (@newsjennifer.bsky.social) reposted
Just because you feel like your day to day life may have not changed that much much doesn't mean that America hasn't changed dramatically under Trump. Authoritarianism is here, right now. We all need to be as clear eyed about it as @vermontgmg.bsky.social: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
We’re gonna be posting this one until 2055
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
a white linebacker named pyburn
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
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It's Going Down (@igd.bsky.social) reposted
Neo-Nazis no show to their own rally, as community rallies to oppose them in #Bloomington, #Illinois. "Some of those who showed up said they lived nearby, and they wanted to make it clear that “Nazis were not f---ing welcome in my neighborhood.” www.wglt.org/local-news/2...
29 U.S.C. § 157 (@organizingpower.bsky.social) reposted
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
Vicksburg? More like trick turds!
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Mikey. He's still adjusting to life after the loss of one of his biggest passions, which was carbs. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: charleyr90)
The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted
Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Miss Lube Rack, Miss NRA, and Miss Diaper
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
maybe we should listen to the pro-pediatric brain cancer folks
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
please stop dming me your “tips” that donald trump is recovering from “rib removal surgery”
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
was it Joni Ernst?
Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@csmfht.bsky.social) reposted
ekko astral (@ekkoastral.bsky.social) reposted
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
hold up lady
Walter Hickey (@walthickey.bsky.social) reposted
oh dang we're bringing back Court Astrologer Has Influence Over Army Magistrate stories that's a throwback
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
lol
Chris Kaiser (@chriskaiserva.bsky.social) reposted
There is a humanitarian crisis in Chantilly, Virginia. The immigration prisons can't keep up with the massive spike in arrests in DC, so they're overcrowding people into a Virginia office building w/ little access to food, medicine, hygiene, and legal counsel. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/v...
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
she needs the time to bonny blue more generals
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
yow
ceeks (@ceeks.bsky.social) reposted
and it looks like the pencil is invisible. great
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
They are doing this because for them it’s ok if some army units go rogue for the glorious cause.
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted
It appeared this masked guy was deciding who should get pulled over, but once we stood two feet away filming him, someone else came and took his job.
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
New COO of CDC appears to have a side gig as photographer for Trump events www.lyndachapman.com/portfolio201...
dan mentos (@danmentos.com) reposted
who’s ready for the long weeknd?
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
incredible
Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted
The first large-scale Nazi book burning was on 6 May 1933, when Magnus Hirschfeld's Institut für Sexualwissenschaft in Berlin was attacked by Nazi students. It would take decades for science to recover the knowledge about trans-affirming healthcare that was destroyed that day.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
“Serve at the pleasure of”…. These guys want to be kings and dukes so bad
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
Leavitt is a perfectly competent spokesperson for an authoritarian regime
Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted
If I were charged with a federal crime, I’d hire Pam Bondi’s brother as my lawyer. Because I don’t think this is a coincidence.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
Honestly I did not think the best thing about fascism would be the tv shows.
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
In defense of President Trump’s decision to deploy National Guard troops in the nation’s capital, the White House has put out a “fact sheet” of scary statistics on crime in Washington, DC. It’s about what you’d expect: a bunch of brazen, lazy, easily disproven garbage.
Deogie (@deogie.bsky.social) reposted
John Gruber (@gruber.foo) reposted
This is some fucked up shit.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reply parent
only the most advanced can understand the truth of miasma
Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) reposted
The Air Force’s “next generation” fighter aircraft will be called the F-47 for the same reason. Seriously. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_...
Constantine (@ajaxsinger.bsky.social) reposted
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social)
Siri, can republicans comprehend love?
Maryn McKenna (@marynmck.bsky.social) reposted
The news from the CDC this afternoon is stunning. The WashPost reports that brand-new director Susan Monarez was fired for refusing to support the administration attitude on vaccines, and Jeremy Faust at Inside Medicine has the resignation letters from three leaders who followed her. Links below.
Secretary of Not Drinking (@langewhopper.bsky.social) reposted
Dave Zirin (@edgeofsports.bsky.social) reposted
We have a Vichy Mayor in Washington DC.