Farage all over the front pages of the UK press again for some reason. Let’s not forget what he said on #BrokenNews about the Online Safety Bill a few weeks ago 👇🏻 youtu.be/DPCHHM1IrOA?...
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Farage all over the front pages of the UK press again for some reason. Let’s not forget what he said on #BrokenNews about the Online Safety Bill a few weeks ago 👇🏻 youtu.be/DPCHHM1IrOA?...
⚠️ GCSE pass rate falls again. #BrokenNews youtu.be/tPgPqq_eIYo
Meanwhile as their media mates swarm around us and their police publicly open a meaningless investigation after Glastonbury on us (only to drop it silently)... They are complicit in war crimes.
Among the many reasons The Apprentice makes me want to throw a shoe at the telly, this is not the least. It's a PHONE you hold it to your EAR.
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Spectacular reporting as always by @larryandpaul.bsky.social on #BrokenNews. What a lovely story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovOV...
Exactly 🎯 …. that’s probably what shocked me most after 30+ years working in the world of horse racing/gambling (where proper journalists actually held wrongdoers to account) . @larryandpaul.bsky.social got it spot on ….
#BrokenNews
ARREST THIS TERRORIST.
Cardigan Cartel & the Death of Freedom of Expression - the boys have excelled themselves !🤯
Scary 😟 #BrokenNews
The sheer stupidity of Starmer's new terror law explained. When you care more about your foreign donors and supporting GENOCIDE, than you care about your country's freedom of expression.
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Absolutely brilliant. Larry and Paul getting better and better.
#BrokenNews
Genius.
🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT: UK Terror Threat Level RAISED. 🙏🏻 Please watch this #MondayMorning edition of #BrokenNews and repost it using the hashtag #BrokenNews. youtu.be/8vE1tvIwXaM
That’s a v silly feature. The vids are also available on Facebook and Twitter, if you want the full English, so to speak x
She claimed she’s never had a lovely cup of comfmme at Camf Blape? Everyone’s had a delicious comfmme at Camf Blape.
You can change it, no?* *Tu peux le changer, non?
Hell’s Grannies are back..! share.google/Ed8m5sFthS5X...
"Bus-pass bastards" #BrokenNews
as a retired fogey, i'm not sure if i should be concerned about this. perhaps wear some of my less provocative t-shirts when doing the shopping, i guess.
A forensic look at the serious threat posed by protesting pensioners.
Let us start: @aiannucci.bsky.social - hope you enjoy this latest #BrokenNews report what we gone done and made.
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Brilliant as always from Broken News
⛔️ DANGER: UK Terror Threat Level Raised. 👇🏻 Please tag in anyone you think NEEDS to see this latest #BrokenNews. youtu.be/8vE1tvIwXaM?...
Thank you Dougie. Very kind x
Oh STOP IT you xx
Morecombe & Wise... amateurs Pete & Dud...oooo swearing, claptrap Reeves & Mortimer...stupid voices & running about Fry & Laurie...oh please Trev & Simon...close but no cigar Larry & Paul are THE British comedy duo.
This really is Larry & Paul at their finest 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@larryandpaul.bsky.social are true journalist heroes, telling the chilling truths about the placard and pastries driven terrors that face society, with this episode of #BrokenNews.
What a lovely story.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I aspire to be one of those 🤫📢 PENSIONERS!
Please don't - we're shit at DIY, but can do knob gags.
@larryandpaul.bsky.social hit the nail on the head so many times, I'm thinking of commissioning them to build my new decking.
Only for the aficionados x
big fan of the way paul pronounces “paper-wHite glare”.
This needs to be shared widely!
This is wonderful- I get a beautiful French voiceover because of where I am but if you play my repost in the UK, does it revert to English? You’ll miss ‘chou bouilli‘ ‘voyous retraités’ and other gems. Quelle belle histoire
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Girl put your records on!
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Dido Harding. It's not her real name.
Smashing the back doors off today.
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This sketch has aged well, wouldn't you say? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOC2...
Paul is on the left, Larry is on the right. Both physically in this photo, and politically.
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YES
Let us be very clear: this is a serious report wrapped up in a load of elaborate references to wanking. Plus Farage.
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🔥 SHOCK: UK Cracks Down On Cracking One Out. 👇🏻 Please watch and share the latest report from #BrokenNews. youtu.be/DPCHHM1IrOA?...
Pharage, the phrantic phellator of our phurry phriends. 🤣 These guys are fookin’ ON IT!!
I can picture them now, Yard-O-Lead in hand, hunched over furiously polishing off the script.
A good morning and a virtual bonjour from, at the moment, Paris. I might flit to Amsterdam for my afternoon's sumptuous auto-pleasuring.
Hahaha finally had a chance to watch this. A cracker, well done chaps 😁
Pharage sucks dog dong?.. Oh my Jolly batey!..
I scanned my retinas so I could watch this. Now I wish to donate my retinas. Dogs Trust need any?
We're filthy lil pig boys.
On the money again.
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This one will definitely not auto-translate well. At all.
A drive-by Faraging?
Did you watch the video? We hold both in contempt.
Larry & Paul are the most meticulous British comedy duo for taking current issues that come across their desk in hand. They will vigorously bash away at any story until completion.
#BrokenNews once again hits the nail on the head, and adds a bunch more infantile terms to my lexicon. Wonderful stuff. :)
#brokennews are funny and truthful as hell
#r4today...
#BrokenNews
#dirtygets
One of the best yet. The loveliest of stories 😂
Neither were we! Shocking stuff
Excellent, hilarious and Nasty Nigel “they were my riots” Farage sucking off dogs 🤣🤣
The #Farage revelations are somewhat explosive. What a lovely story.
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What do @Nigel_Farage and dogs have to do with the Online Safety Bill? Find out in the latest #BrokenNews report at 5pm. Please share this message with the hashtag #BrokenNews.
Geoff Algo.
Kudos to Broken News for trying to unpick what is clearly a very confusing situation in Gaza.
Beautifully done. Not confusing.
The clearest journalism yet...
What algo would that be then?
painfully accurate