lmao townsend saying the cute outfits drew her to tennis. valid tbh!!
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lmao townsend saying the cute outfits drew her to tennis. valid tbh!!
i described the cat's paw as a hand in the alt text
will stancil is a dork
as much as i love my short queen paolini, i gotta root for muhammad/schuurs
vamanos carlos!!!!
the novak funko pop with the 5 o'clock shadow is particularly cursed
i was already rooting for carlitos, so...
that's crazy
espn is doing a segment with sinner/alcaraz funko pops and it is so cursed
but i also couldn't find it without searching for "pegula," which was weird because it was listed as a stream before 11:30 am
but i also couldn't find it without searching for "pegula," which was weird because it was listed as a stream before 11:30 am
it's there, you just have to search for it. it's weird. it's just a simulcast of the espn tv feed tho
was that derm angelo in the stands at the US Open?
log off, for pete's sake
i want to pinch those cheeks
i think big balls should get beat up more
bublik, what is going on with your facial hair
i don't think naomi is sponsored by beats/apple tho because the logo is completely covered in crystal embellishments. she likes her bedazzled accessories
valid.
coco's sponsored by bose, but i think both get pumped up for the match by listening to music. a lot of athletes do that.
the problem with the gauff/osaka match is i want both to win
naomi's headphones are so pretty. i need a bedazzler in my life.
it looks like reidi is wearing cargo shorts on the court is he keeping snacks in his pockets
Yeah no shit. The autistic community knew this already.
Going on Bluesky to find out djokovich advanced
Coming out of the mayhem ball
Don’t put it in rice! Particles get into the ports and fuck it up worse. Put it in a ziploc bag with those silica thingies you are not supposed to eat.
i held my mom's hand during the second set tiebreaker.
taylor crying :( she did amazing tho
she might actually hear you if you're shouting that loud
are you yelling louder than that one guy in the crowd
there's a reason alcaraz is a fan favorite.
US Open attendees: it is not that hard to wait until the change over to get to your seats.
was he buying sunscreen for his head
it's labor day weekend. take a shot every time there's a deuce during the mannarino/lehecka game.
we love to see it
those powderpuff hits are an act of terrorism
god is dead
if my prayers work
i'm going to pretend this is about the tennis player
last night i had a dream that mannarino beat sinner
okay, are they selling those support day drinking hats at the Open? because this is the second time i've seen it on a different woman
i just found out alcaraz is playing in the afternoon so i don't have to choose between gaga and carlitos
i hope you weren't watching the anisimova match!
i would like more chappell roan
i love venus williams‘ tennis kit.
this is a non-apology.
Shapo's Trap House.
fuck the military, fuck west point. i do not support the troops!!
coco did not give me a heart attack today!
andre agassi is playing pickleball??????????
is bringing your dog to the US Open something that's allowed or...
rooting for Cobolli because he is cuter and i am shallow
time for italian on italian violence at the US open
I am going to miss Alcaraz tomorrow for Gaga. the perils of being a little monster.
and norrie broke djokovic! yes!
WE LOVE TO SEE IT
FUCK YEAH. EAT SHIT, DJOKOVIC.
whomst among us wouldn't
little known fact, but medvedev actually broke his racket because the US Open DJ kept playing that damn benson boone song
can he stay off the court
if djokovic has a million haters, then i am one of them
not that fat joe is at the US Open.
the way this one british commentator pronounces djokovic makes me skin crawl but if anyone deserves to be disrespected by having their name mispronounced, it's djoko.
Adrian Mannarino: "I'm 37 years old, and it's the first time I'm winning a match from the toilets." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
it is time to actively root against djokovic
this is why frances lost
this tiebreaker is a nailbiter
i might be half wrong here
Tiafoe breaking back, wow!
It’s a bad day for American men (tennis wise)
“It’s my first time winning a match from the toilets” lmao mannarino
Yeah, I didn’t think he was gonna be able to do a fifth set in that pain. Congrats to the old man! Looking forward to his next match.
This Shelton/Mannarino match is bonkers.
i need paolini to win for the shorties
i thought Vondroušová was a millennial because she has her angel numbers tattooed on her
okay i switched to paolini's match
i want the old man to win against ben shelton
alcaraz sailing on through!
my mom and i are having a disagreement. she says alcaraz's shorts and shoes are maroon. i say they're purple and if she wants to know what maroon looks like, look at darderi's shirt.
now this is some fucking tennis!
no, he's european
please why did darderi put a ball in his mouth and then spit it out. a tennis ball, to be clear.
how is good to see zverev the wifebeater advance????
thank god alcaraz at least switched up his purple kit a little by throwing a pink shirt into the mix
he's a little bitch
we gotta come up wih a better way of storing tennis balls then stuffing them up your skirt. has anyone thought about pockets?
is there a US Open match right now that will not bring me pain. do i watch tsitsipas?
not gauff getting broken in the very first game...
girl... bffr
i tend to watch the espn+ streams because they are generally mcenroe free
why is sinner SO slow.
SHOW US OSAKA'S LABUBU. i think she is color coordinating
is courtney cox at the swiatek match?
Zverev the wifebeater should not be allowed to play, period.
but she's a better actor than singer
