Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.
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Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.
Cops cannot be 'reasoned' with. They do what they want with impunity in the US and a lot of people simply refuse to acknowledge this reality.
so ready to move to an abandoned forest and live off the grid growing my own food and wi-fi
If you saw me jammin’ to Whitesnake on the way to work this morning… you’re welcome.
I would never wish rape on a child. Which is why I am so angry that he doesn’t seem to mind it.
My governor is releasing sex offenders who have served more than 25 years because “that’s enough”. Would it be enough if your child gets raped? Your wife? Maybe, hopefully, you?
Happy Pride
I’m so tired of living in a world where the lowest common denominator wins.
Seriously tho my big take into the discourse is too many people here still get more interactions on posting both content and even worse PHOTOS AND VIDEOS of the two people NONE of us want to see or hear from. I get news is real, but there's more news out there. Post workers faces, not fascists.
Used the words “Fuckin’ A Right” just now in case you were wondering how old I am.
The options for disgust are really endless.
Wait…. Richie Rich?! Get. Out. No wonder I love your work!
I would love to see this in movie form. It’s my favorite!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your disposable lenses do NOT disappear when you remove them from your eye and toss them wherever you happen to be.
How do people make multiple posts a day? My brain is too smooth to shitpost. Plus, just one post and a few replies is enough anxiety for me to power a small vehicle. (Unsure of towing capabilities).
the sun will come out tomorrow? it’s too late I’ve strangled myself using the cord of my SAD lamp
What we wouldn't give for just a normal level of fucked up so we can all get back to jokes
Not being allowed to hand water to people in line to vote no matter who they are voting for, while being allowed to hand people million dollar checks to get their vote, is the most American thing ever.
I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism
As a Neurodivergent person I don't have a conversational filter, just a set of chutes and ladders between my brain and my mouth
You're at "whatevs." I need you at "totes."
when cooled sufficiently the lava is floor
It was better when we all didn't know what each other's thoughts are on everything.
Try.
i just want to be wealthy enough that i can call out “GUARDS!” and something will happen
if you're not ready to cry with the BIG DAWGS stay the fuck out of our healing circle
I hate when you’re having a shower and the hot water runs out before you finish crying
i'm sorry i just find the morton salt girl incredibly irresponsible
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ME [slowly slipping into a coma]: Shit! I think that platypus was poisonous THE INTERNET: Actually, it's venomous
Truth
People who are nonchalant worry me. I have so much chalant. I am nothing but chalant
I don’t hold grudges—I just adjust my access.
I’ve been known to have blackouts myself so I feel you power grid.
sometimes i like to think about the old west, cowboys and horseboys grazing and galloping freely and playing freeze tag
The older I get, the more I question my own punctuation.
I love the spring colors. :)
Just because…
Listening to true crime podcasts, to calm my anxiety.
May we all be the William Keating in the room.
Hey, Texas Rep Keith Self…. Fuck you.
Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
A lint roller but for my attitude
Like I’m not gonna read my book after sex.
When we lean on others, don't be so surprised when you fall down.
*logs on* What a bunch of assholes. *reskeets everyone*
Brain grant me the serenity process the bullshit right in front of me, the courage to believe the crazy that seems impossible, and the wisdom to realize it’s out of my hands.
In the event of an emergency, good fucking luck.
Do I have a lot to do today? Yes. Am I in a rush to do any of it? Heck no. The world is fucked, none of this matters even a little. Eat a pizza. Fuck a ham. Tell them you love them. Get some joy wherever you can.
“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington “I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump “I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
I want him to die on live feed
Scorpio: Actually, the intense paranoia you feel is quite well-founded. Your therapist is a moron.
I think we can all agree it's time for desserts and liquor and we have no more time to pretend to be keto
I often hear people say ‘bears repeating’ but nobody ever bothers to tell me what the bears are saying.
I’m such a poor conversationalist that I can’t even talk to myself.
toxic positivity is demeaning and does more damage especially rn. knock that shit off this minute you aren’t a magic 8 ball. sometimes everything isn’t gonna be all right. a lot of the time actually surviving isn’t thriving
49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
Early to bed, and early to rise, holy fuck being alive is bullshit.
Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong
“They took my balls, Frankie.” “I know, Sid, I know.” “THEY TOOK MY GODDAMN BALLS!” “Shhh… There, there. It’ll be okay.”
I’m also just a dad, standing in front of another dad, asking you to buy one of these fundraising chocolate bars so I don’t have to spend $100 buying them all and eating them alone in misery.
As an atheist I believe that nothing really matters and it's never been more clear than now.
Hey, religious people.. could you ask your god to unplug the world for 10 seconds and plug it back in.
Me requesting feedback via text immediately after sex.
I would rather have Air Traffic Controllers, Park Rangers, Cancer Research and Social Security than a $5000 check from DOGE
some of you bitches need to lie down in a meadow surrounded by all of god’s divine creations and it shows
You know.. Gotta tell ya.. I'm not usually this upbeat *continues digging bunker*
Growing up I was led to believe I'd spend a lot more time in a bar arguing with sports legends about whether it tastes better or is less filling...
Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
I find your grandmother’s knickknack collection alarmingly lackluster.
sometimes you need to wear that old concert t-shirt to remind yourself of a time when you made out with a sexy stranger while thumping music coursed through your veins instead of focusing on how you have to buy more stool softeners
Missed connection: at Chili's, you were the cool guy who could take a punch. I was the woman socking people in the butt, yelling "Happy Boxing Day!" till the hostess tackled me
Glenda: You had the power all along Dorothy: What the fuck
I'm all for replacing one problem with another.
The hubs: “If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.” The dog: “There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart.”
I am not okay. We are not okay.
And he could barely keep the grin off of his ever so proud face. Disgusting.
I don’t really care if you follow me as long as you feel bad for not following me
drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
I am unabashedly a double m girl. 🤣
Do you double tap the m on dammit or spell it right?
Can’t we all just go back to when we were doin’ the hoe down throw down?
I’m still using my Christmas mug because one must eke out joy in this miserable world wherever one can find it.
And we just laughed while the world went down in flames.
A 48 hour social media break will have you feeling like Ben Kenobi staggering out of the hills with a hood on
I was put on this earth to hate everything. Honestly, I'm doing a great job.
I may be in my 40s but I'm still just a girl ok
What if we just decided to bring sexy back again, instead of Measles & Polio?
If you send me a DM to thank me for reskeeting something you should immediately build a time machine to go back before you decided to do that and then not do it. This is social media. I'm being social. DMs are for telling me I'm irresponsibly sexy and you want to writhe nakedly with me.
DOGE is such a stupid fucking word. I’m not a violent man but I want to kick it in the undescended testicles
If you hurry, tickets are still available for my kitchen concert Mariah Carey covers.
No, but why is Henry Winkler still so cool?