George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social) reposted
the phillies, the birds, the movies. she/her
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view profile on Bluesky The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Everything is so so bleak
Racheline Maltese (@racheline.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
What about the people they want dead? What are we supposed to do?
Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted
what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I can stay up for the game tonight so I need the Phillies to get it done
ak (@dumplingmenace.bsky.social) reposted
GO BIRDS FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I love herrrr
Film Updates (@thefilmupdates.bsky.social) reposted
Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!" (via @Variety)
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
annnnd now we need the offense to do something
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
FUCK OFF
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
That’s a touchdown
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Offense looking like shit
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
LETS GOOOOOO
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
JAKE THE MAKE
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Let’s gooooo
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Well. Not a good Philly sports day so far
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
Nvm
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
The giants are pissing me off
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
One thing about a Saturday where I have plans in the evening is that I *will* waste a lot of time and neither be productive nor enjoy myself
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
I was told by an inside source from Nabisco to check Walmart (this is in SE Pennsylvania)
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
It’s crazy that in order to understand most things that happen in this country you have to be familiar with 4chan memes
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
So much for free speech
whet moser (@whetmoser.com) reposted
if i get killed, you can quote stuff i wrote. that's why i wrote it
Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted
Charlie Kirk was a fascist and paid agitator for powerful interests who gleefully spread dangerous misinformation, targeted vulnerable groups and academics for harassment, glorified the violent, helped fuel the Jan 6 insurrection, and ultimately contributed the impoverishment of our discourse.
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I never paid much attention to this guy but so far I have learned that he is Black which I did not know
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it would be good if you read and absorbed some of the criticism you are receiving
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
the phillies ❤️😍❤️😍❤️
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I still live in the reality where we don’t get sad when a nazi dies
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
He was a nazi you idiot
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Plantar Fasciitis is something I WOULD wish on my greatest enemy (Brandon Nimmo)
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
anyway go Phils
Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025
Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted
I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?
Zoë “cucumber richard” Quinn (@unburntwitch.com) reposted
It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
The most important news is that my migraine is getting better and Taskmaster is back tomorrow
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Oh no, I’m really tired and everyone can tell and keeps commenting on it
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what good professors do and what college is supposed to be about
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
A professor explained Israel/Palestine in a way that helped me “get” it for the first time. It wasn’t in the scope of the course. It made me more confident in my understanding and ability to discuss the topic.
Nick Piccone (@piccone.bsky.social) reposted
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Ranger seems to pitch best when I can’t watch the game 😔
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
These ICE ads fucking suck
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
That is how I like to beat the Mets
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
RIP the bears
AUgetoffmygold (@augetoffmygold.bsky.social) reposted
lol I would be absolutely losing my mind at that final Alvarez at bat if I was a Mets fan
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Giving my neighbors a little taste of what I will be like during the postseason
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
GO PHILS
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
WOOOO!!!!
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Strahm. Please.
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Go Nola!!!!
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
That SUCKED
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I. HATE. THE. METS.
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you going to do anything about it?
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I love Gaga so much
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
A win that absolutely no one in Philadelphia will be happy about. Go birds.
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
So. Life and all responsibilities are cancelled tomorrow right?
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
BOOOO weather
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
That one was bullshit
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I would like the defense to look better
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
JALEN HURTS I LOVE YOU
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Fucking hell
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
STUUUUUPID
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I hate everything 🙃
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
From picky kids to picky elderly people, grilled cheese is one of the most important foods ever invented
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
GO BIRDS!!!!!
ApeOnHangglider (@demilardner.bsky.social) reposted
THE LAST EPISODE!!!! im really really proud of this show. We filmed it in my house but we take a trip at the end of this ep with very permanent consequences.
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
go phils
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
To be honest, I will absolutely take the small win of people having access to vaccines and RFK maybe, maybe getting the boot
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I hope the phils can sweep tonight because there is absolutely no way they are traveling to Milwaukee with no day off and winning tomorrow
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like they latched on to people criticizing the daycare, “time to grow up” but they sorta forgot how to have fun in the process!
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I’m driving my family to Cooperstown today and my dad has not yet asked me what route I plan on taking 🤔
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Give him money!!!!
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Kyle 😍😍😍
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
I win!!!
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I need the Phillies to score at least 12 runs tonight
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
rfk jr hearing raw milk and four dead cats and putting his bib on
Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck???
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Pathetic
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Are they fucking scared of the Mets? What is this
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I hate everything
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck offfff
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
It’s not ok for the Phillies to lose this game. That’s not ok with me.
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I hate whoever asked trump to comment on the engagement of my close personal friend Taylor Swift
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Not like this
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Thank GOD Kruk made the trip to New York
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
I really need the phils to win this series
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Every single day the head of a national publication or cable network looks at this batshit insanity and just shrugs.
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Are you allowed to wish ill on someone who’s already dead on Bluesky?
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
But I don’t wanna have hope about October
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Please hit in October 😓😓
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t even throw in a “the company claims it will be everything but a doctor” ???
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
the durantula
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
NOOOOO
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Sanchez the GOAT
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
Oh I absolutely knew they were going to mention Harry Potter night on the broadcast when they never mention Pride night
laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)
so, uh, do we have a response to this other than stern tweets from Jeffries and Schumer?