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@lauraet.bsky.social

the phillies, the birds, the movies. she/her

created October 7, 2023

163 followers 305 following 657 posts

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Profile picture George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social) reposted

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18/9/2025, 12:00:11 AM | 360 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

18/9/2025, 12:02:02 AM | 4842 1233 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Everything is so so bleak

17/9/2025, 11:50:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Racheline Maltese (@racheline.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

17/9/2025, 2:31:29 PM | 5212 2260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

What about the people they want dead? What are we supposed to do?

17/9/2025, 7:48:29 PM | 101 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted

what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people

17/9/2025, 7:37:01 PM | 4408 824 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I can stay up for the game tonight so I need the Phillies to get it done

16/9/2025, 1:40:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ak (@dumplingmenace.bsky.social) reposted

GO BIRDS FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE

15/9/2025, 1:58:37 AM | 177 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I love herrrr

15/9/2025, 2:06:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Film Updates (@thefilmupdates.bsky.social) reposted

Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!" (via @Variety)

14/9/2025, 11:13:21 PM | 7105 1816 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

annnnd now we need the offense to do something

14/9/2025, 11:11:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

FUCK OFF

14/9/2025, 11:07:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

That’s a touchdown

14/9/2025, 10:46:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Offense looking like shit

14/9/2025, 10:42:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

LETS GOOOOOO

14/9/2025, 10:36:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

JAKE THE MAKE

14/9/2025, 9:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Let’s gooooo

14/9/2025, 8:50:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Well. Not a good Philly sports day so far

14/9/2025, 8:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

Nvm

14/9/2025, 8:14:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

The giants are pissing me off

14/9/2025, 8:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Phils going for the division and eagles/chiefs day???

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14/9/2025, 4:21:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

One thing about a Saturday where I have plans in the evening is that I *will* waste a lot of time and neither be productive nor enjoy myself

13/9/2025, 6:48:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

I was told by an inside source from Nabisco to check Walmart (this is in SE Pennsylvania)

12/9/2025, 5:03:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

It’s crazy that in order to understand most things that happen in this country you have to be familiar with 4chan memes

12/9/2025, 2:24:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

So much for free speech

11/9/2025, 7:58:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whet moser (@whetmoser.com) reposted

if i get killed, you can quote stuff i wrote. that's why i wrote it

11/9/2025, 5:09:05 PM | 4427 502 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Kirk was a fascist and paid agitator for powerful interests who gleefully spread dangerous misinformation, targeted vulnerable groups and academics for harassment, glorified the violent, helped fuel the Jan 6 insurrection, and ultimately contributed the impoverishment of our discourse.

11/9/2025, 1:38:16 PM | 842 152 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I never paid much attention to this guy but so far I have learned that he is Black which I did not know

11/9/2025, 4:02:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it would be good if you read and absorbed some of the criticism you are receiving

11/9/2025, 3:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

the phillies ❤️😍❤️😍❤️

11/9/2025, 12:45:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I still live in the reality where we don’t get sad when a nazi dies

11/9/2025, 12:13:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

He was a nazi you idiot

11/9/2025, 12:00:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Plantar Fasciitis is something I WOULD wish on my greatest enemy (Brandon Nimmo)

10/9/2025, 11:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

anyway go Phils

10/9/2025, 10:46:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

10/9/2025, 9:09:30 PM | 5153 1135 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?

10/9/2025, 9:09:24 PM | 11470 3222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zoë “cucumber richard” Quinn (@unburntwitch.com) reposted

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

10/9/2025, 7:37:56 PM | 12146 2705 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

The most important news is that my migraine is getting better and Taskmaster is back tomorrow

10/9/2025, 8:26:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Oh no, I’m really tired and everyone can tell and keeps commenting on it

10/9/2025, 2:03:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what good professors do and what college is supposed to be about

10/9/2025, 2:28:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

A professor explained Israel/Palestine in a way that helped me “get” it for the first time. It wasn’t in the scope of the course. It made me more confident in my understanding and ability to discuss the topic.

10/9/2025, 2:28:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Piccone (@piccone.bsky.social) reposted

10/9/2025, 2:09:33 AM | 47 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Ranger seems to pitch best when I can’t watch the game 😔

10/9/2025, 1:41:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

These ICE ads fucking suck

10/9/2025, 1:32:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

That is how I like to beat the Mets

10/9/2025, 1:31:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

RIP the bears

9/9/2025, 3:03:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AUgetoffmygold (@augetoffmygold.bsky.social) reposted

lol I would be absolutely losing my mind at that final Alvarez at bat if I was a Mets fan

9/9/2025, 1:21:49 AM | 51 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Giving my neighbors a little taste of what I will be like during the postseason

9/9/2025, 1:22:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

GO PHILS

9/9/2025, 1:21:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

WOOOO!!!!

9/9/2025, 1:01:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Strahm. Please.

9/9/2025, 1:00:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Go Nola!!!!

9/9/2025, 12:28:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

That SUCKED

9/9/2025, 12:21:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I. HATE. THE. METS.

8/9/2025, 11:58:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you going to do anything about it?

8/9/2025, 11:56:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:

 Moreover, as for stops of those individuals who are legally in the country, the questioning in those circumstances is typically brief, and those individuals may promptly go free after making clear to the immigration officers that they are U.S. citizens or otherwise legally in the United States.
8/9/2025, 3:59:04 PM | 5485 1288 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I love Gaga so much

8/9/2025, 12:13:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

A win that absolutely no one in Philadelphia will be happy about. Go birds.

5/9/2025, 4:18:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

So. Life and all responsibilities are cancelled tomorrow right?

5/9/2025, 3:06:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

BOOOO weather

5/9/2025, 2:28:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

That one was bullshit

5/9/2025, 2:23:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I would like the defense to look better

5/9/2025, 1:00:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

JALEN HURTS I LOVE YOU

5/9/2025, 12:42:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Fucking hell

5/9/2025, 12:32:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

STUUUUUPID

5/9/2025, 12:27:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I hate everything 🙃

4/9/2025, 4:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

From picky kids to picky elderly people, grilled cheese is one of the most important foods ever invented

4/9/2025, 4:39:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

GO BIRDS!!!!!

4/9/2025, 11:08:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ApeOnHangglider (@demilardner.bsky.social) reposted

THE LAST EPISODE!!!! im really really proud of this show. We filmed it in my house but we take a trip at the end of this ep with very permanent consequences.

1/9/2025, 2:49:43 PM | 405 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

go phils

1/9/2025, 11:40:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

To be honest, I will absolutely take the small win of people having access to vaccines and RFK maybe, maybe getting the boot

1/9/2025, 4:22:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I hope the phils can sweep tonight because there is absolutely no way they are traveling to Milwaukee with no day off and winning tomorrow

31/8/2025, 8:36:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like they latched on to people criticizing the daycare, “time to grow up” but they sorta forgot how to have fun in the process!

31/8/2025, 2:35:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I’m driving my family to Cooperstown today and my dad has not yet asked me what route I plan on taking 🤔

29/8/2025, 1:05:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Give him money!!!!

29/8/2025, 1:09:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Kyle 😍😍😍

29/8/2025, 12:25:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

I win!!!

29/8/2025, 12:10:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I need the Phillies to score at least 12 runs tonight

28/8/2025, 10:39:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

rfk jr hearing raw milk and four dead cats and putting his bib on

23/12/2024, 6:42:46 AM | 583 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

27/8/2025, 5:20:44 PM | 4516 1203 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck???

27/8/2025, 8:42:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Pathetic

27/8/2025, 2:17:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Are they fucking scared of the Mets? What is this

27/8/2025, 12:58:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I hate everything

27/8/2025, 12:57:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck offfff

27/8/2025, 12:51:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

It’s not ok for the Phillies to lose this game. That’s not ok with me.

26/8/2025, 11:58:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I hate whoever asked trump to comment on the engagement of my close personal friend Taylor Swift

26/8/2025, 11:37:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Not like this

26/8/2025, 12:28:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Thank GOD Kruk made the trip to New York

25/8/2025, 11:13:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

I really need the phils to win this series

25/8/2025, 1:15:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Every single day the head of a national publication or cable network looks at this batshit insanity and just shrugs.

23/8/2025, 4:34:06 PM | 1092 132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Are you allowed to wish ill on someone who’s already dead on Bluesky?

21/8/2025, 5:36:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

But I don’t wanna have hope about October

20/8/2025, 8:08:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Please hit in October 😓😓

20/8/2025, 5:44:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t even throw in a “the company claims it will be everything but a doctor” ???

20/8/2025, 4:52:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

the durantula

20/8/2025, 1:25:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

NOOOOO

20/8/2025, 12:48:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Sanchez the GOAT

20/8/2025, 12:41:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

Oh I absolutely knew they were going to mention Harry Potter night on the broadcast when they never mention Pride night

20/8/2025, 12:21:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura ⚾️ (@lauraet.bsky.social)

so, uh, do we have a response to this other than stern tweets from Jeffries and Schumer?

20/8/2025, 12:01:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view