Also polling anyone this far out is worthless.
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Also polling anyone this far out is worthless.
Laziness mostly would be my bet.
The what who did what?
Thats what I was talking about. That one felt particularly stupid for whole new reasons.
O'Keefe also had his entire schtick blow up under the last trump admin, so not entirely out of the possibility he hates him for that.
Yep. Which if im being honest is way spookier than the porcelain doll they used in the movies.
In fact, archeologists can't even enter his tomb because he had a moat of mercury placed around his body he believed it so much. Its feared to be too toxic to enter now.
It's a pretty consistent part of history. The first emperor of China (the guy with the terracotta soldiers) almost certainly died from mercury poisoning because he thought it was part of the recipe for the elixir of life. Rich people always kill themselves to live forever.
I know a bunch of H1B visa holders. They handle tech and tools that it would take me years to understand. These far-right dipshits are gonna tank the economy for their racist bullshit
My uncle had a liver transplant like 15 years ago and was given like 5-7 years just because rejection is so common and anti-rejection regimes put such a toll on the body. He's still alive but I can't imagine going through what hes gone through.
Emily nailed the classics and it was just a lot of fun to see so many people hyped up.
Probably that and TikTok, if I had to venture a guess. A whole lot of short-form videos are cosplaying as criticism of Israel but using old-school antisemitism, with the words Israel or Zionism replacing Jew.
After how good the first one was I will be in the theater the minute tickets are for sale.
Honestly probably Lib Mao. Like the person who's gonna win the primary is the one who stands up and says "I'll direct my justice department to try and prosecute all members of the trump family and administration" while also targeting right-wing media. America's own little cultural revolution.
Lincoln park still knows how to put on a fucking great show.
Umami, I believe.
JB Pritzker making himself ineligible for the presidency because he vaporized Ted Cruz from orbit with the death star laser.
You guys want to see a dead body?
I feel like that kind of falls in line with Crypto, which is really just gambling without any knowledge of the outcome.
Ted Cruz making fun of another person's appearance while he looke like confederate general after a 6 month bender is a bit much.
Thing is tracey wasnt the weird kid who got bullied for liking Yugioh or being a little awkward, he was the weird kid who drilled holes into the locker rooms or picked fights with people randomly. Thats the type of dude you always bully because they earned it.
The funniest possibility here is that whatever support he is getting just goes to Silwa who still loses by an obscene amount.
Never felt older than listening to a pair of undergrads talk about how they've never seen The Lord of the Rings.
Honestly at this point you might need to do both.
Let them fight.
Certainly explains why he dropped "Woman of Tomorrow" as the supergirl subtitle.
Media literacy dying a truly stupid death.
They've been going since the first trump admin, they only just exploded in the last 6 months though.
Gives us short kings a bad name.
Just from a functionality capability this seems like it's gonna be a bad idea. Denver's roads and traffic conditions are gonna be a hindrance. But at least they're doing a decent-sized testing phase instead of just launching ala Elon.
Yep and not in the "he might be on ozempic" way like he did during the campaign.
Atticus Ross has to have told him by now that everyone knows it him.
Ron Zertnet, insurance salesman by day, taxidermy aficionado by night.
Yeah but that looks a little more severe than rotator cuff degradation. Like that looks like his arm is atrophied (fully aware it's probably just how the sleeve is lying).
Looks like Jon Heder filming a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite where Napoleon goes full confederacy after being denied a promotion at the taco hut he works at.
One of those inflatable Halloween suits.
I know a weekend at Bernie's situation and Vance was clearly helping him stand. Now we just need to figure out who was puppeteering his mouth.
They'd have to station outside the naval training facility which is federal land so little hard to meet them at rhe border.
Be loud for america is gonna wind up on so many t-shirts and protest signs.
Welp I was way off.
The big answer is to start pulling military bases from them, cut off any federal money flowing (minus sending Medicare/food stamps/living aid direct to recipients) into the states. These places get so much aid from the feds but spit in the faces of other states and need to be brought to heel.
He had a whole lot of people surrounding him for what was basically a nothing burger announcement. Seems like theyre worried about him falling.
"Next step on the elevator of relationships" aka almost definitely was giving out ultimatums to a partner who didn't want to open the relationship.
Ehh reads more as "gave their husband an ultimatum even though they weren't exactly enthusiastic about a polyamorous relationship".
I would bet he sends an enhanced ICE unit in but cowards out about sending the guard when it blows up in his face in some spectacular way.
Sure doesn't help the theorizing that they didn't let him stand up alone for this. Looks like Vance is there to catch them if he falls.
*dumb ass being unable
Dumbest being able to shut up means he keeps giving people all the evidence to sue his stupidity.
the late donald trump
So the miracle max cure only works on people who are "mostly dead" but not those who were never alive. Good to know.
"But hes literally drooling, how are we gonna cover that up?" "I dont know put a big mac in front of him and just hand wave it away."
Pretty much. Also guarantees that the rumors that hes invalid aren't going away anytime soon.
I give it a month before the drop off in viewership forces Lorne ro implement "bring back the 2000s cast" as a way to stem the bleeding.
This does provide the very funny image of Uncle Ben descending from heaven to backhand Peter and remind him that "with great power comes great responsibility" does not at all jive with Randian philosophy.
We love the man because he knows how to make monsters sexy and giant robot fights the most exhilarating thing in the world. So I say we let him cook.
Guillermo "won an Oscar for a movie about sexy fishmen" del toro making a movie about an attractive monster who is misunderstood? Shocking.
My beautiful Himbo mushmouthed boy, what did they do to you?
It's also just not that prevalent as people claim it is. Lile yes it's everywhere but 95% of the time you get through usual functionality without ever interacting with it.
My dad treats it like Siri, and I hate it. I have to constantly remind him its not a good search engine and go do an actual Google search.
Closest I'll get to Linux is my Android phone and the handheld video game emulator I bought to play NES games. And I design software for a career and am an Uber nerd.
Exactly. I agree that Copilot in everything is very dumb and Microsoft should listen to users and designers, but people do not willingly make changes in OS unless they're major nerds or absolutely have to, so I assume microsofts bottom line will be fine (minus the billions spent on frivolous AI).
Remember when everyone insisted that Windows Vista was the death of the company? Turns out getting a stranglehold on the office software market makes it super hard to fuck up catastrophically enough to make the financial impact visible.
I'll take your word on the taste, but I also think these A lot of these people are just combative assholes who don't like someone telling them "hey don't do that, it's dangerous" and it's easier to make fun of them by claiming they secretly want to suck a cow udders than give them validity.
I refuse to consider how they got there, I chose to believe a lot of weirdos want to suck on cow udders.
Oh yeah, I was just joking about how that's such a bizarre thing to put in a list description. Like just really a "look at me" choice.
*generic call of duty
I really can't get past how this offers like no story or theming to make an interesting movie. Like at least black ops could be a decent spy thriller/military movie or Halo could be a fun alien invasion movie (especially if they did the fall or Reach justice). There's nothing in Battlefield for that
"Proud card-carrying member of the communist party of America" Damn, way to wave that red flag like there's no tomorrow.
Meh. I like the shape but the front end feels weirdly bulky and angry.
10 to 1 odds he says 1 sentence and passes the Mike to Hesgeth who has some rant about "war fighter" mentality all set up so they can escort Trump off stage before he falls asleep.
I mean...I assume the marine barracks also have futons.
So...a generic military movie?
Couldn't we just lock them in a large room and let nature sort it all out?
Arguably Space Force's headquarters should be an orbiting space station, but since they aren't actually a "force" they dont have one.
So dumb. Partially because Colorado is gonna sue and partially because this will take at a minimum 3 years to actually implement so it doubtful it actually gets done.
Ehh I bet a good chunk of them live in maintou springs, but yeah Huntsville is a better city then the Springs is by a wide mile.
Also why are robots drinking mediocre vodka?
I just want to know why the "male" robot has a six-pack torso cover while the "female" robot just has an open chassis.
Never believed in manifesting, but by god am I manifesting hard right now.
Finally some good news
*Word.
These people being too lazy to find an appropriate worpd (other than sabotage) really does explain a lot about them.
Oh, I'm sure there is gonna be some cannibalism. Just a question of who eats who.
Depends on if Vance picks him for VP.
So bold of him to take this new initiative.
Right
The only reason I'm not sure if it's the executive order is that he likes to make a big announcement about signing those because it makes him feel like a king. Even he has to know that announcing that pardon preemptively would be a disaster for him.
I think we get like 4 days of this mentality before they all start eating eachother alive in an attempt to claim the cult.
The last time I saw a UNC team play that badly I was in undergrad and I was watching the University of Northern Colorado lose 30-0 to CSU.
Actually just had the cursed thought he's announcing the Maxwell pardon to harass the epstein victims before their press conference on Wednesday.
I know he's making some type of announcement tomorrow, but this is definitely giving "presidenr trump must sadly resign his post to spend more time with his loving family" vibes.
"And here we have the 2002 futon from JD Vance's college dorm room, which had the distinguished honor of being his first lover. We ask that you not use black light in this exhibit for security purposes." A docent at the museum of America's downfall in 2120.
Safe money is hes upping the tarrifs on China after the BRICS meeting this weekend. Maybe also announcing that horrific Gaza plan.
Bulk buying bleach to remove this thought from head.
"JD Vance timidly suggested that Donald Trump might need to see a doctor. This was viewed as just below a coup and Trump world is now calling for his defenestration."
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I feel like it's as simple as slop is done without thought, but collage is planned. Once you just start to throw stuff at the wall just cause it looks vaguely correct but without thought or reason for why you're doing it it becomes slop.
"The stock market is at an unsustainable high not seen in over 100 years." People who haven't studied history: "yay money" People who have studied history and remember who the president is: "fuck me, this is gonna suck"