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LazyCuttlefish

@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social

I'd still rather be diving.

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Die kleine Lösung :) Ist aber eine nette Tour und man sieht ein bisschen was von der Innenstadt. An der Hobrechtbrücke auf das rote Gebäude achten, da habe ich lange gewohnt.

1/9/2025, 6:48:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes.

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1/9/2025, 6:41:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Hihi, könnte der dänische Besuchskater auf meiner Terrasse sein. (No pigeons were harmed in the taking of this photo.)

Ein schwarzweißer Kater beobachtet eine fressende Taube, die er nur in seinen Träumen je fangen wird.
1/9/2025, 6:40:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Ich habe einen Teil davon mal nach einer Stickvorlage gestickt, aber das reicht wohl nicht. ;)

1/9/2025, 6:35:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Der arme ausgesperrte Kater! 💔

1/9/2025, 6:33:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Da gibt es von 1 bis 9 Stunden so ziemlich alles. 😂

1/9/2025, 6:29:49 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Erfahren, dass meine Mutter mal wieder die Geschichte umschreibt — diesmal allerdings gegenüber einer dritten Person, die auch recht fassungslos war (ist immer recht beruhigend als Beleg, dass es nicht an mir liegt). Außerdem: Kostenvoranschlag für ein Gerüst erbeten + unerwartet fix erhalten.

1/9/2025, 6:28:16 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

😹

31/8/2025, 8:46:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Das klingt gut …

31/8/2025, 7:19:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

"The lunatics are running the asylum."

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31/8/2025, 5:23:30 PM | 12339 4231 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 (@codfather.bsky.social) reposted

👍

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30/8/2025, 11:03:11 PM | 575 131 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Sehr schick!

31/8/2025, 7:02:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Das arme Tier!

31/8/2025, 7:02:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Welchen Adventskalender denn?

31/8/2025, 7:01:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Hat euch der Flausch schon verziehen?

31/8/2025, 7:00:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Wie gefällt ihnen denn ihr neues Heim?

31/8/2025, 6:59:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Kater 😍

31/8/2025, 6:58:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Keine Sorge, Bücherregale befüllen sich ganz von selbst.

31/8/2025, 6:57:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Äußerlich Ordnung geschafft, dadurch innere Ruhe geschaffen.

31/8/2025, 6:55:33 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Er sieht auch schon ganz abgemagert aus!

31/8/2025, 6:54:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social)

Torte der Wahrheit von Katja Berlin #gendern

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31/8/2025, 6:46:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Huch, ich war im falschen Tag!

31/8/2025, 6:39:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Schön, das Oberstübchen, vor allem mit all den Pflanzen 😍

31/8/2025, 6:37:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Ich fange morgen wieder mit „Home“ an, das ist irgendwie immer noch meine liebste ihrer Serien.

31/8/2025, 6:35:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Stört es ihn, dass die Tür offen ist? 😹

31/8/2025, 6:34:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Äußerlich Ordnung geschafft, dadurch innere Ruhe geschaffen.

31/8/2025, 6:32:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maximilian Mayer (@maximilianiras.bsky.social) reposted

Es ist Zeit, den europäischen Wähler:innen reinen Wein einzuschenken, & für die breite Unterstützung einer pan-europäischen Autonomie-Politik zu werben. Eine Schwierigkeit dabei wird sein, glaubwürdig zu machen, dass dies nicht mehr die Sonntagsrhetorik ist, mit der kostbare Zeit verschwendet wurde.

30/8/2025, 11:42:11 AM | 46 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Sharp (@adamcsharp.bsky.social) reposted

A colloquial Swedish word for giving a confident answer to something you know nothing about is killgissa, or “guy-guessing.” Conversely, the lesser-known word tjejveta (meaning “girl-knowing”) can describe elucidating (shelucidating?) on a topic you have expertise in.

31/8/2025, 5:34:20 PM | 664 150 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture www.slowtravelberlin.com (@slowberlin.bsky.social) reposted

It doesn’t matter what you try and photograph in Berlin, the TV Tower will find a way to get in on the shot 🤦🏻‍♂️

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31/8/2025, 3:54:47 PM | 60 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

I misread your world-record attempt as "world attempt" but that works, too. (With love from Europe.)

30/8/2025, 9:00:19 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Ich fand das Gespräch mit dem Schiri-Experten zumindest interessant.

30/8/2025, 8:57:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Habe das Spiel nicht gesehen, aber hier gibt es eine Erklärung zu den langen Nachspielzeiten (ab 6 h 42): rasenfunk.de/bundesliga-m...

29/8/2025, 10:15:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."

29/8/2025, 6:47:04 PM | 10622 2297 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Levon Dymond (@levondymond.bsky.social) reposted

7-spot Ladybird. August 2025. #7spotladybird #ladybird #insect #macro #nature #wildlife #photography

a redd 7-spot lady bird sits on a pale lilac flower.
28/8/2025, 8:31:55 PM | 199 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Geht mir lustigerweise zu dieser Jahreszeit auch immer so …

29/8/2025, 7:15:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Derartige Aktionen sind immer sehr befriedigend …

29/8/2025, 7:14:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Na gut, na gut, jetzt muss ich die wirklich nochmal lesen …

29/8/2025, 7:12:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Er liest noch.

29/8/2025, 7:11:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Viel Spaß!!

29/8/2025, 7:06:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Im Traum noch einmal das Ende einer langjährigen Freundschaft durchexerziert (lange her, wusste gar nicht, dass mich das noch beschäftigt). Dann kam der Mann mit Kaffee ins Bett, und alles war gut. Genauso wie damals am Ende alles gut war, weil ich ihn schon hatte.

29/8/2025, 7:05:58 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LibraryThing (@librarything.com) reposted

It's Friday. What are you reading? #💙📚 #Booksky #FridayReads

A photograph of some hills, with a decal superimposed reading: It's Friday / What Are You Reading? / #FRIDAYREADS
29/8/2025, 11:57:18 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

I have just finished A Second Chance, by Jodi Taylor, the third volume in the hugely entertaining series about a bunch of time-traveling historians — but really about life, the universe and everything.

29/8/2025, 7:00:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Geller (@jaygeller.bsky.social) reposted

It’s rare that I can say this, but right now, I’m reading an advance copy of a novel, and I cannot put it down. I’m completely immersed in it. I highly recommend @nyrb-imprints.bsky.social’s English translation of Gabriele Tergit’s “Effingers,” available for purchase on November 11.

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29/8/2025, 2:36:19 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

I also warmly recommend The Oppermanns by Lion Feuchtwanger, written in 1933. The author didn't know what was to come but for us who do, it's all there already ...

29/8/2025, 3:56:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted

This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)

28/8/2025, 9:07:02 PM | 24264 3154 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Postcard From The Past (@pastpostcard.bsky.social) reposted

Melinda & I stroked the stingray.

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28/8/2025, 10:41:25 PM | 201 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Nachtrag: „In einem Land, das es nicht mehr gibt“ gesehen und dabei zu viel Portwein getrunken. Zu empfehlen (der Film, nicht der wahrscheinliche Kater)

28/8/2025, 11:12:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Er wollte hauptsächlich das Buch, es war eindeutig ein Bücherwurm.

28/8/2025, 11:06:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Tolles Kater-Foto!!!

28/8/2025, 10:58:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Da hätte ich auch zugeschlagen!!!

28/8/2025, 10:56:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

If you can’t take her in, let me know. We can host her here if need be.

28/8/2025, 10:44:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Take her in. She clearly doesn’t want to be outside. Let me know if you need to borrow a loo. Neighbour irresponsible af. What is wrong with people?

28/8/2025, 10:40:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Geburtstagsblumen auf den Friedhof gebracht. Schöne, warme fröhliche Farben.

28/8/2025, 8:16:44 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture novemberregen (@novemberregen.bsky.social) reposted

Kommt man kurz am Fernseher vorbei und dann ist da Jens Spahn drin, das habe ich auch nicht verdient!

28/8/2025, 8:07:44 PM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social)

When you want to see the planet burn …

27/8/2025, 7:54:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Ja, da geht seit einiger Zeit so einiges schief …

27/8/2025, 7:38:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Was soll ich sagen, ich bin halt ein tree hugger …

27/8/2025, 7:36:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Na ja, von mir und dem Baum halt.

27/8/2025, 7:32:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Sehr schön, sowohl Bild als auch Blumen.

27/8/2025, 7:28:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Bitte Papeterie-Beute zeigen!

27/8/2025, 7:27:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Himmel, was war das für ein Curry?!?

27/8/2025, 7:26:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Von meiner Hochzeit gibt es genau ein Foto und das auch nur, weil vor dem Gerichtsgebäude ein riesiger Baum stand, vor dem ich ein Foto wollte. Allerdings hatten wir an dem Tag auch gar nicht vor zu heiraten. 😂 (Trotzdem seit fast 25 Jahren sehr glücklich miteinander.)

27/8/2025, 7:21:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Alles Gute!!!

27/8/2025, 7:11:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Schlecht geschlafen, daher den ganzen Tag über recht matschig gefühlt. Zum Glück stand nichts Dringendes an, daher einfach faul gewesen. 😊

27/8/2025, 7:11:31 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

the very long one ...

27/8/2025, 4:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Na ja, immerhin Typ weg, Ziel erreicht ... Aber ernsthaft, ich habe ungefähr das Gefährdungspotential einer Nacktschnecke, und wenn ich nackte Brüste sehen wollte, täte es notfalls ein Spiegel ...

27/8/2025, 4:35:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social)

New life plan

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27/8/2025, 4:32:10 PM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Cassandrasthesiologist, apparently (@fuzzymittens.medsky.social) reposted

Someday I am going to write a book about how America managed to create a strain of Christianity that is completely antithetical to, well, Christianity.

27/8/2025, 3:34:01 AM | 13924 2122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Ogilvie (@ogilvie.org.uk) reposted

Daily Telegraph ‘destination expert’ discovers fast trains. “not as romantic as steam engines that chug up mountains. But they say a lot about a country’s aspirations. Progress in train technology reflects a country’s international ranking in other fields.” www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/167d5ff... 🆓 ⬇️

27/8/2025, 8:45:05 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

No, mail (letters and postcards etc.) will still be delivered, just no goods. Postal companies just don’t want to deal with the tariff hassle, and who can blame them …

27/8/2025, 11:44:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Correction: We’ll still send mail (postcards and letters), just no stuff. Nobody wants to deal with that tariff insanity.

27/8/2025, 11:41:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Mir liegt www.nytimes.com/games/connec... mehr. Wörter, damit kann ich was anfangen. 🙂

27/8/2025, 11:38:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I move in?

27/8/2025, 11:32:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean every crazy cat lady’s dream!

27/8/2025, 11:31:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

That might be a long wait.

27/8/2025, 10:55:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Deshalb bin ich dann mit der geretteten Biene auf der Hand einhändig über fast den ganzen See zurück, weil ich nicht noch einmal umkehren und das kurze Stück zu ihrer Seite schwimmen wollte … 😆

27/8/2025, 10:54:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Nee. Als ich auf ihn zeigte, war er schon verschwunden. Sie sah ihn nicht, fand es aber seltsam, dass ich da aus dem Wasser auftauchte, obwohl keine Sachen von mir am Strand. Sie hatte sich dann *meinetwegen* in ein Handtuch gewickelt und ging erst wieder ins Wasser, als ich weg war …

27/8/2025, 10:51:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, verstehe …

27/8/2025, 10:38:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social)

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

27/8/2025, 9:00:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Why did the horse with no name cross the desert?

26/8/2025, 11:21:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Postcard From The Past (@pastpostcard.bsky.social) reposted

Same Hotel Same Place Same Food Same Weather Same Illuminations Same Dad Same Mum

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26/8/2025, 9:13:57 PM | 128 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have so many questions …

26/8/2025, 9:19:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

I think she’d have more righteous anger.

26/8/2025, 9:15:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Ja, er hat sich verkrümelt, als er den Eindruck gewann, ich bleibe da erstmal. Dass sie mich für das Problem hielt, war allerdings schon etwas schräg. 🤷‍♀️

26/8/2025, 9:14:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a feeling Travis Kelce's wife might manage that, even if she's not in charge.

26/8/2025, 7:51:39 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Wenn ich schon kein Meer habe ... 😉

26/8/2025, 7:49:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Foto vergessen: der Himmel über Berlin

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26/8/2025, 7:47:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Mein Mann wollte vorhin auch nur "noch ein bisschen üben" gehen. ;)

26/8/2025, 7:45:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Verhindert im Sinne von ihr wolltet das Grundstück kaufen?

26/8/2025, 7:41:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

(Spoiler: wird er nicht) Sorry ...

26/8/2025, 7:37:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Herzlichen Glückwunsch!

26/8/2025, 7:35:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

😻

26/8/2025, 7:34:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Am See missverstanden worden. 🙄 Den Rückweg dann einhändig schwimmend zurückgelegt, um eine aus dem Wasser gefischte Biene zu retten. Die Biene wusste meine Hilfe offenbar mehr zu schätzen (zumindest hat sie mich nicht gestochen). bsky.app/profile/lazy...

26/8/2025, 7:28:27 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social)

Liebe junge nacktbadende Frau an einem Berliner See: Wenn eine mittelalte Frau, die vom anderen Ufer geschwommen kam, sich auffällig lange an „deinem“ Ufer aufhält, dann in aller Regel nicht, weil sie etwas von dir will. Sondern weil sie im Gegensatz zu dir den Typen bemerkt hat, der dich beobachtet

26/8/2025, 6:42:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Trotzky would like a word.

26/8/2025, 10:17:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, as a German, I could rejoice in the fact that that smug contention of most Americans that they would have done better has been shown to be utterly baseless. As a human being, however, I wish it hadn’t.

26/8/2025, 10:05:08 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LazyCuttlefish (@lazycuttlefish.bsky.social) reply parent

Now imagine where *two* charismatic narrators can get you. ;)

26/8/2025, 9:54:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robot Forster. Viva Posy Simmonds. (@robotforster.bsky.social) reposted

Four people turned up to watch This Is Spinal Tap at The Printworks tonight. We all sat in the same row. And we're all heading home to form metal bands.

25/8/2025, 8:12:04 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture irrfahrer (@irrfahrer.bsky.social) reposted

Je schöner ein Notizbuch, desto länger leer.

14/6/2024, 6:47:56 PM | 131 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Dunt (@iandunt.bsky.social) reposted

'While Trump still commands the daily news cycle, he no longer commands the West... It is Europe that is becoming the new arsenal of democracy.' Exceptional, morally urgent and utterly clear sighted column in the Telegraph. Yes, you read that right. www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

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