Sweaty knight armour, you see.
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Sweaty knight armour, you see.
Submissive squires ordered to tongue polish their knight's plate armour. ...the inside, that is~
Muscular dragon woman whose scales ripple when she flexes. π³
"Oh no...my career is flopping...need to put...my critics in the movie...and portray them as losers..." Real Marenghi Energy ngl
Stargate! Stargate was pretty good!
But that's like half of WaPo IT JUST DOESN'T NARROW IT DOWN π©
Judd Hirsch as "Jewish stereotype father" inside a movie that is wall-to-wall bland good looking nobodies is SHOCKINGLY incongruous. It's like ur eating spaghet where every meatball is bland EXCEPT FOR THE DANGER MEATBALL. It has enough spice to kill you, but at least it tastes like SOMETHING.
Stop putting him in the fucking Wicker Man for being a lib and just block him.
Bluesky's usually pretty good about not quotetweeting people they hate to constantly spread their shit around. Except for Will Stancil. I don't follow him yet I can't stop seeing his fucking mid takes in quotes or as screenshots. Who the fuck is he?!
Quick lil adoptable for the masses !Wild Goblin Adoptable! $55 - DM to claim - Paypal Only TOS in comments
old brigitte arts π
"Bro I'm just girlmaxxing. I'm just fem-lifeing. Why are you looking at me like that? Haven't you see a estrosweat before?"
You gotta dude. Your horse girls need you.
Bro can be a girl! π³π
"Yeah. I'm perfect. What about it?"
"That window riiight there. Yeah. Shoot that guy." HORUS Spectre, for the Iphigenia at Midnight narrative module. An avatar of revolution, built from captured SecComm armor and absolute unwavering conviction.
Fanart for @coot27.bsky.social
Eldritch Idol
[$] Commission for @rustyleaf04.bsky.social of their alchemist doing some good old fashioned treasure looting ~ π°ππ
went to a pool party over the weekend! π₯° wanna see more? π NikolaOphan.church π
~~cause that's what their bodies are made of~~
Sorry to say If you walked into my office this is how you would find me π
You cannot hear the noises I am making but EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! (the big red splotch is to cover some placeholder stuff that you aren't allowed to see)
Please do! As someone who is mostly left cold by the space marine focused books, Twice Dead King and Infinite and the Divine are Black Library musts as far as I'm concerned.
Of course, since it's a realspace pursuit, the Imperial ships are hitting these things at relativistic speeds and fucking exploding, but each piece is another part of their history the Necrontyr will never get back. God it's so good.
Being pursued by a Crusade Fleet, Oltyx tells his ship to lose mass to increase velocity. So they start teleporting the cherished monuments of their dynasty from the time of flesh, into space. The most advanced species in 40k reduced to throwing stone obelisks and statues of dead kings like rocks
There's a bit from the second Twice Dead King book where I realized the Necrons were a Top 3 faction for me. ***SPOILERS FOR TWICE DEAD KING: REIGN***
I love the new version of the Necrons because, from the outside, they look like the same implacable, inscrutable Terminators. But from their perspective, they're a complete disaster made of malfunctioning aristocrat robots, their insane relatives, and a fraction of the mindless army they once had.
"I am a warrior astartes, trained and modified since childhood to be the pinnacle of humanity" *necron who was a janitor rips their atoms away with a funny little green laser*
Shibari according to Poison Ivy
Serenity, commissioned by SinfulOne π₯
Beckett Mariner from Star Trek Lower Decks
I wrote it! 9k words about a supervillain with hypnosis powers using them to forcefem a virtuous shapeshifter into her perfect double, and because she's a narcissist, sex immediately ensues! It's a tonal mess but it's REALLY HOT check it outttttt www.patreon.com/posts/137604...
Awesome! π Again, great build. I love seeing new ways to get more out of a kit, and building Orks is like a license to go absolutely hog wild with that kind of kitbashing madness!
Reposting an old journal comic because itβs been so rewarding/cool to see me getting better and better at taking care of myself these past months
π¨Very Emergency Commssπ¨ Dm if interested and RT's Appreciated π©
I mean it can be two things.
Postwar mech pilot who calls people she clocks as former mobile infantry "Crunchy", the distasteful wartime slang for infantry.
postwar anti-mech infantry trooper that feels a strange mix of anger, fear, guilt and lust whenever they see things like bomber jackets, black latex, industrial goo or stick-and-poke tattoos
Just reminded of the Oglaf strip with the crow lawyer. (One of the few safe for work strips, but the rest of the comics are very smutty.)
Magic sword #oc #art #illustration #conceptart #characterdesign #swordtember #Swordtember2025 #dnd #ttrpg #gamedev
Great work! Proper use of old HP stuff: as junk to repurpose. How stable is buddy with the monowheel?
Apart from a little green stuff, these two Ork Deff Dredds are built. They look almost exactly as I hoped they would. The Deff Dredd kit easily allows 2 models to be made - if you kitbash an extra body and mode of movement.
A nice quick tutorial on drawing chubby fun bits on vulva/vaginas.
Frieren, but goat #frieren #nightreign
They see us rollin, initiatinβ #baldursgate3 #karlach #shadowheart #laezel
There's a couple doubles, to be fair. Two Niko Belics, two Alan Wakes, several Starkillers. But the fact that it's hard to tell there's repeats is telling in and of itself.
Sorry I read "Robert Pattinson getting creamed" and went a little starry eyed.
So fucking cornball.
Real 9/11 Debris (NOT ASBESTOS!) going for huge markups on ebay.
Envisioning dumbfuck white people getting wedding photos on a greenscreened version of the Windows of the World restaurant, like they do for the Titanic Staircase.
In the immediate aftermath they had items made with whole ass sincerity of NEVER FORGET THE LIVES LOST so I guess we already had the merch boom.
Okay but what if in like 80 years they had tacky novelty gift shops selling 9/11 commemorative items like they do for Titanic.
Hell yeah, awkwardly catching feelings via TGTF drugs π
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"ALEA IACTA EST." [Guitar riff]
π€Tyrannyπ€
Napoleon returning from Elba is one of the most deadly cases of The Boys Are Back In Town in recorded history.
Tomboy Trans Gal Who's Visiting Her Old Home Town For Reasons/Former Best Male Friend Who Didn't Know She's Hot Now NAME A MORE WHOLESOME AND ICONIC COMBO!!!!
your FGC tomboy childhood friend
GOBLIN SUNDRESS? I'M LOCKED IN.
#SpiceTember Day 1!!! Sundress "sure is windy today"
i've had this on my hard drive for literal years at this point, my time has come
Goblin pitching a new way to get mana for the Nightborne Elves: Mana Milk. "And just what creature are we supposed to get this milk from?" Goblin lifts a modified Tauren milking rig set up for much more slender bodies onto the counter and wiggles her eyebrows. "Oh."
Transmasc mage draining his transfem partner's cock with each blowjob, every moment of pleasure draining just a little bit of her length away, voluntarily given over to someone who would appreciate it more~
Iconic women with tiny cocks. (it's the tiny cocks that help make them so iconic)
Transfem Egg Werewolves splitting through their old boyclothes as they take their ferocious new feminine form for the first time and never wanting to go back.
Holographic dommes making their organic subs debase/humiliate themselves~
Tiny tits with glowing nipples.
Clout-chasing goblin going to the human side of town to get a cum facial because it's trendy for gobs to get as big a load as possible on their face during their traditional morning Walks of Pride.
πππINT draining dungeon traps πππ
Kids these days don't know how good it is now. 150 games for the XBOX 360/PS3 and they all star the fucking Infamous guy
Bioware looked us dead in the eye and told us Jack didn't smooch women, too. AS IF
The fucking outrage in my chest when I found out you couldn't smooch Tali as femshep HOW DARE
There are good characters on here! Even characters like Walker from Spec Ops the Line and BJ Blazkowitz that I'd argue are partial subversions of the generic actionman tropes. Nevertheless: the fatigue is real
Gawblin I think!
God made man Colt made man equal @leaftilde.bsky.social made man into girls
She's happier this way! And she kept the Colt! π€
I don't even hate Infamous! It's pretty cool! But this was the only character you were allowed to play for like 10 years!
Kids these days don't know how good it is now. 150 games for the XBOX 360/PS3 and they all star the fucking Infamous guy
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Trans Landsknechts! Transknechts!!!
Will this be enough? She's my pride and joy π©·π
Dummies who were once super smarties sucking off the fighters they used to make fun of for not being smart!!!
We need dummies unable to understand why they can't stop sucking on anything phallic with their plumped lips with enhanced sensitivity!!!
Since it wasnβt posted here before, hereβs the prequel page from last year!
Janine's cute too! The accent is important tho π€
Oh! Wait, last suggestion: what about Kylie Extreme Ghostbusters?
Dromaeosaurus commission
Guy who's just gotten yelled at for saying stupid shit: okay let's discuss how it's tactically a good idea to be nice and inviting to people in general (not me specifically!) and how, if you aren't nice (to me), the site you're on will die
DOCTOR BLIGHT NOBODY WILL CARE BUT ME bsky.app/profile/leaf...
Boys should get embarrassed when their cocks start looking smaller because their gigantic girly child-birthing thighs keep getting larger.
I'm Ride or Die for Xander Drax
Cursed mirror (bondage comm for @kittnky.bsky.social!)
Whaaa? People who worked on The Owl House and Gravity Falls having negative feelings about Disney? Impossible!
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I'm sooooo soft and inviting, I promise :3 #transporn #girlcock
