😂 I literally snorted. So thank you!
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😂 I literally snorted. So thank you!
Imagine Morgan finding out next week how Vinny was plotting with Keanu for her veto. Or Vinny deciding to turn on Keanu for putting him in danger at all. Or Rachel and Ashley going to war against Vinny and Keanu with Morgan stuck in the middle. So many possibilities narratively. #bb27
Now that the veto meeting is over and the nominees are set, I’ve gone back to hoping that Mickey leaves this week. Because she’s given about all that she’s gonna give. Whereas, there’s still story, drama, and conflict to be mined from Ashley and Vince. And I want maximum entertainment. #bb27
Wonder if Keanu has noticed no one is up in the HOH room with him after he is without power. Not a great sign on the success of an HOH #bb27
The way this boy is trying to pretend to be so unbothered is hilarious. #BB27
Why are all four cameras on this fool? #bb27
Well, at least her hair looks good. #bb27
Rachel joins Nicole and Dani Briones as making jury 3 times the 3 times they played Women! #BB27
I know 😢
Right?? Good point!
Lauren awkwardly mouthing the word “misogynist” like it’s the first time she has ever heard the word before. #BB27
Wait, Ashley called out Keanu for being a misogynist at the veto meeting?? #bb27
Aww. Happy for Naomi after everything she’s been through. And I hope she wins the final! 🥹🙏🏾 But I’m sad for Coco and how she’s struggled since the French Open. I hope she takes some time to regroup. 🥺🤎
The way this post works equally well for both Zach Rance and Cory Wurtenberger. #bb27
Yeah. 😕🥺
Mickey is like the funniest liar ever. Why would she say her hat was made by T’Kor when it’s from SHEIN. Why would she say she’s never listened to Cowboy Carter when she has an Instagram post using one of the songs. Just doing it for the love of the game 😭 #bb27
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
This is so tough. I want Naomi to do well. But I’m rooting for Coco to win. 😩
T'Kor needs to whip up some fresh hats and put them up in her store because this is her moment lol. #BB27
What a perfect comparison. That’s exactly it.
We’ve been talking about how weird this season is. But it’s just a mid series reboot, like 2 years ago when grey’s just brought in new residents and said “they are the main characters now” … this is early big brother happening in 2025 and I think we’re blessed to see it 🙏🏻 choosing gratitude #bb27
I don’t know. But maybe she’s confused and not blatantly lying. I hope so.
Then Keanu should make peace with the fact that he’s choosing them over Vince.
Okay, so lying about a crochet hat is crazy. Mickey is such a weirdo. #bb27
Keanu should have put up Lauren or Kelley. Vince could beat either of them, or Mickey, in a vote if he lost the BBBB.
I hope Rachel just cuts Keanu off entirely, doesn’t even fight with him anymore. He likes the attention, give him nothing and let him squirm #BB27
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There is a world in which Vinny could redeem himself. He could apologize to Morgan for coveting her veto, stop whining and moping all the damn time, and actually put in the work to try to stay this week. But I fear that world is in a parallel universe. #bb27
I hate the term “slop waist” so much. #bb27
All this week boils down to is Vince needs to do his own work. He's been having people do work for him all season. Now, it's time for him to stand on his own 2 feet. #bb27
Vince spent all that time on his ridiculous plot to snatch Morgan’s veto. When he could have been spending it convincing Keanu to put up a renom that he could actually beat. #bb27
The way to 100 percent keep Vinny safe is to put up Lauren. That’s it. That’s the way. Or Kelley. Those are your two options dude, if you truly want to fix your mistake. #bb27
And if Lauren stays, they could easily work to smooth things over with her next week. Because Lauren has nowhere else to go. #bb27
literally keanu just has to put up lauren to get what he wants guaranteed in all scenarios but he’s an idiot who hates ashley too much to realize it. he’s also too small brained to see that morgan who rightfully won that veto will save HERSELF! #bb27
i’m unfathomably angry, imagine nominating a man to teach him a lesson, then spending days coming up with idiotic plans to save him because you regret it. i can’t emphasize enough how much i HATE MEN!!! #bb27
I wonder what its gonna take for news media to start demanding a live and in person appearance for proof of life & functionality?
Keanu, if you really wanted to ensure Vinny’s safety, you would just put up Lauren. Vinny stays over both Lauren and Mickey. This should be a no-brainer. But this is Keanu, so welp. #bb27
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He also joined the Judges even though he had no interest in the alliance because she wanted it to be a thing.
Oh my god Chappell just compared Vinny to Gollum and the Veto to The Ring and it's too perfect. #BB27 #RHAP @chappellskickback.bsky.social
Don't worry, everyone. T'kor will weigh in on hatgate just as soon as she and Kimo talk to Quinn. #BB27
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taran saying tucker single-handedly set back strategy on big brother #bb27
Yeah, very true.
No clue. Maybe because it’s a holiday and people are bored. 🥴😂
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This could've and should've been our President, but noooo! Too many voters and non-voters just HAD to fuck that up! #LaborDay
It’s giving Weekend at Bernie’s. He looks like they propped him up with a stick, raised his thumb, and then stretched his lips to force a smile.
as with most failed attempts to fake a dialect, the tell is that they have simulated the vocabulary but not the grammar
Happy Labor Day to all who celebrate, and a miserable Labor Day to those who don't, because people who hate labor don't deserve nice things.
He looks like the lights are on, but no one’s actually home.
I’m not saying that Mickey lied. I’m saying the opposite. bsky.app/profile/leeb...
I don’t even care about that damn hat. But just because SHEIN sells one that’s similar, it doesn’t mean T’kor didn’t crochet Mickey’s. So until T’kor announces that she didn’t make it, I’m going to assume Mickey is telling the truth. Because it’s such a weird, pointless thing to lie about. #bb27
I’m sorry, WHAT?
pls don't make me be a mickey defender but that daisy granny square pattern is so popular that i could easily imagine her seeing it then commissioning a custom hat with it; the stitches don't look like machine knit to me from what we've seen #BB27
Terrible take. Imagine watching Morgan in the same house but thinking that Vince is the one playing like Vanessa… #BB27
Someone better wake these HGs up to entertain us, the skyline has resorted to investigating each stitch of a crochet hat when we have bigger problems, like Kelley making it to jury #bb27
Agreed. Vince wanted to have his cake and eat it too. He should have just fully aligned with the Morgan side of the house and stood on business. Instead of trying to make Keanu and the others believe he was with them. And he also should have warned Keanu that Rylie was targeting him. #bb27
Did T’kor say she didn’t make the hat or something? Why are folks assuming that Mickey lied? It would be a weird thing to lie about. #bb27
Vince has been prioritizing Morgan’s game over his own. And now that it’s bitten him in the ass, he’s trying to course correct by tanking her game. I think it’s that, plus trying to cover up the fact that he’s actually hot for Morgan and make it seem like he’s only been flirting for strategy. #bb27
Prior to last night’s nonsense, Vinny was actually playing Morgan’s game much more than she’s been playing his. Last week, he kept the people safe that she wanted instead of nominating them like he intended. And the week before, he became part of an alliance that she chose, but he didn’t. #bb27
Last week, he kept the people safe that she wanted. And the week before, he became part of an alliance that she chose, but he didn’t. He’s been prioritizing her game over his. And now that it’s bitten him in the ass, he’s trying to course correct by tanking her game.
You would think he was the frailest man alive. It’s a wonder Vince can remain upright for most of the day. #bb27
Ranking the houseguests based on how I would feel if they won the game right now #BB27
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It’s not Morgan’s fault that Lauren isn’t the renom. Did y’all try to cook? What did you folks do to change Keanu’s mind? #bb27
This doesn’t even look comfortable. #bb27
oh wait this explains it all he’s literally dying of starvation in there and experiencing delusions of epic proportions… #bb27
Girl, Kelley hates you. 🤦🏾♀️ #bb27
Oh jeez. Here comes Mopey McMustache. #bb27
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I hate his face. I hate his stupid face. And his dumb Mohawk locs. I’m so sick of this meathead motherfucker. Please get his ass out next week. #bb27
Reposting this comparison because it still stands #bb27 #spn
literally this whole ploy was trying to take vince's 66% chance of staying and bring it up to 100%, and now might've worsened it so bad it brought his odds down to 33%. it's art, really #bb27
He also could have pushed for either a Ava or Lauren nom without all the veto theatrics. There is absolutely no reason he has to be tanking Morgan's game like this
No. I feel rage. I feel dumb because this is a game but I am so angry. #bb27
The thing is, Vince had an actual shot at staying. He could have won the BBBB. He was staying over Mickey. He didn’t have to go this route. He’s choosing to be a sleazy asshole for no reason. #bb27
Morgan does not owe you her veto. You fucking asshole. Shut the fuck up. And leave her alone. #bb27
Morgan needs to tell Vinny to get off his ass and work #bb27
I think it’s finally dawning on Keanu that he’s doing way too much. All this for what? #BB27
morgan says at first she was entertaining the idea but then she was like, FUCK. knows keanu doesn’t want to put up lauren. keanu says one of the plans he went over with vince was they think she stays over ashley 💀 #bb27
Vinny bruh let it go #bb27
And all of this for Morgan to still use the veto on herself, and Ashley to be the replacement nominee. These people are cracked. 😂😂😂 #BB27
She already knows it’s dumb. She’s articulated that many times. She’s just in her head and can’t get out.
The problem with this week for me as a fan, is while I don’t want to see Keanu, Kelley, and Vince get their way. I equally don’t want to see Mickey stay and I feel Ashley/Rachel’s gameplay has been a bit messy as well. It’s like being stuck between a rock and a hard place. #BB27
I’m tired of Morgan entertaining this shit. Just tell them you’re using it on yourself. End of story. This is stupid. #bb27
Oof. Vorgan was fully clocked by the folks out in the backyard. #bb27
I can’t deal with another one of these conversations. I think I’m done for the night. #bb27
These chess people suck so bad. I hope they all go out in the upcoming DEs. #bb27
Gotcha. And agreed.
I agree. I think she would understand that scenario. I think she would only be bothered if Mickey stayed over Vince.
Although, Vince leaving on Keanu’s HOH would be kind of hilarious after tonight’s shenanigans. Because they both did this shit to themselves. The only reason things have gone this way is entirely because their own actions. #bb27
Mickey worked HARD to be this season’s villain. But one thing I’ve learned about this cast is that the MEN will ALWAYS work harder when it comes to villainous behavior #BB27
Vince and Mickey are equally bad imo. Just toss a coin and send either one home. Idc, idc, idc. #bb27
If Vince is willing to snatch a veto from his #1 bestie, he wouldn't give a damn abt The Judges 🤣 #BB27