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It's clear from today's Reform UK Conference that if they gained an overall majority the UK would in some ways be even worse off than the US under Trump 2.0. Utterly unhinged Call of Cthulu-style stuff. Wouldn't take much for the country to become an autocratic semi-democracy either.
Yes.
Was he dancing with the captain at the time?
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It really is a sad day for politics that someone who hasn't been grifting for a living will be forced out for an honest mistake by individuals who have turned grifting into a fine art. The right wing will all be cracking open bottles of tax subsided bubble right now.
On the same day in the Telegraph:
![The Telegraph Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence [Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday] Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent 29 August 2025 8:57am BST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreihe5mm7nwmwvzhtgadmsafyvsaxhrufuai2d2j2rju5zt6g2lytea@jpeg "Click to view full size")
![The Telegraph Money > Property > Second homes How to avoid tax on your second home From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net [Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto] Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer 29 August 2025 1:21pm BST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreieuwgc2vsmyfcctmf4cnpcqckij2pqdk2gmzajpnihrsqyqmzyr5e@jpeg "Click to view full size")
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
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Even the Ron as portrayed by Pierce Brosnan would just deck her.
He’ll see it as a challenge to stay longer than DL, so we’ve got 11 years to go.
Might have used Jesse Derry for that if he’d not chased the money.
Something very odd has gone on there. You don't just rip up a 2 year contract after a month, with nowhere to go, unless something serious has happened.
You can imagine us winning the final and the UEFA socials just being 'hard luck to FC Budgeesmugla of Latvia after their narrow 6-0 defeat in the final of the conference league'.
Robbed vs Chelsea. Win that & it’s a fantastic return.
No.
Pure dumb luck!🍀
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I’ve been enthusiastically buying ‘winners’ tat since May but I wont be buying this. If someone knows how to turn that into a face for an Apple Watch then I’m in!!
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net immigration fell by more than half last year and the politics has gone in the complete opposite direction. It's not really about the numbers
And the web page has locked me out of mini crossword now.
Definitely a word that benefits from my more consonant heavy starts.
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I’m firmly in the ‘so what’ camp on this one. Glasner’s actions are the only ones I care about. And he wanted to keep Marc and he did.
Maybe he’d have been better staying with his mates and playing tonight.
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6/6, 100%. We have a winner!!!🏆
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& we have 2 part time to cover that.
I listed 5 specialists plus 2 who can fill in if 1 of the specialists isn’t fit.
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Geuhi, Richards, Lacroix, Riad, Canvot, plus Lerma & Clyne? RWB feels more vulnerable.
Weren’t we expecting another one? I think it has ended up a lot better than the meltdown on here would suggest.
Just a means to delay paying until we get money in for Geuhi…
That is not as bad as I was expecting to be honest. On the other hand I am in Newry and have had a lot of Guiness, which might have blurred my judgement.
One more day, one more dawn, ONE DAY MORE, with Marc as captain!!!!
Send scaffolding at once!
65, surely his ego would want to be worth as much as Ebs?
Fair shout tbh.
Probably saw fan reaction on social media.
I’m assuming there are still incomings we don’t know about. I’ll wait till then to score it.
We’ve persuaded Liverpool that he’s an A1 CB & they’ve given us £35m for him!
Parish is safe, which was exactly what we needed. We need to take some risks now.
Frankly you’ve had a blinder with Geuhi (Up the Palace!!!!)
Means he’s a c*nt.
Sky reporting Geuhi deal is off. #CPFC
Last time we started the both a long unbeaten run in the top division was 1990/91. Just saying.
Just!! I did the mini in 45 seconds today so you’d have smashed it.
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Well Jamie what did you make of Palace’s performance? Carragher: It just shows how well Liverpool did to take them to penalties when they still had Eze. (Drones on about Liverpool for 20 minutes)
You must have U21s surely?
Only if he kicks the corner flag out of the ground. Apparently it’s an instant yellow if you remove a flag from the pitch.
I told you only to call me that in private.
As a Palace fan I can live with that.
5 points.
Until we bring on Pino??
And yet he will.
Cuche coo?
Do we recall Whitworth or Goodman?????
Missing a CB & a striker as things stand, even with those back.
But you can understand why Parish still wants to go slowly. Maybe Woody Johnson will help to speed things up.
I feel like I completed football last May. Nothing will ever feel like that again, even if we won the Chumps league it still wouldn’t be the first ever win.
Super league is fine so long as those clubs can’t play in domestic football.
I said that Eagles eat Seagulls & he got very odd. I suggested he didn’t even know we were playing at the weekend & he disappeared. His wife got up, walked up to me, said ‘sorry about him’ & left too.
Last April (the week before we played them at home) I was in a hotel in Wales wearing an old Palace polo shirt (I have it on now) and a bloke started getting all weird at me. He eventually said he supported Brighton. Contd.
Nearly pressed like then realised that I really don’t like.
I remember falling about laughing reading that in PE. Who knew that one day I wouldn’t really know the writer; personally!
Oh blimey. As a fellow sufferer you have my full sympathy. Nothing worse than a full blown bout of that.
I was woken up by my late mother shouting ‘well they’ve bloody killed her’. She did conspiracy theories before it became fashionable.
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1.Reads The Telegraph 2.Reads The Telegraph 3.Reads The Telegraph 4.Reads The Telegraph 5.Reads The Telegraph 6.Reads The Telegraph 7.Reads The Telegraph
What position does she play and will W Ham hijack the deal?
I’d tell them to make a serious offer or go away. We’re better off keeping him than taking that, just for our sanities sake.
I’ve missed this rumour, but maybe we could offer the last one back as a makeweight.
I was being sarcastic.
Noel Coward masterclass.
Which one?
Thank goodness. Contrary to the common tone of this thread I think the accent in Wolves is awful!! (& my Black Country friend is always keen to point out the Wolves isn’t in the Black Country!!)
And Chelsea score when the ref lets them take a corner in the 9th minute of 8 added. Is there a rule that you have to take the corner? (No there isn’t). Fulham being mugged by the refs here.
So not the one that doesn’t know if it’s traitors or deal or no deal then. #narrowsitsownabit
10 x 5 = 50
We had a couple of lads wash cars in the 90s (I was a customer) but we knew them, they lived at the other end of our road.
Who are the current holders of 50% of the English major domestic trophies? MOTD: Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea or a Manchester team; no other answer computes…
My business partner is a Black Country boy. He said it to me years ago (it would have to be as they’ve been gone years), when he was picking something up from there on his way to me. It’s stuck with me ever since. We did try to pull together a national list but never got beyond a couple of ideas.
When we had our loft converted the builder got the worst spider bite I’ve ever seen. We now sleep in there…
If Angela Rayner lived in a cardboard box, the Telegraph would claim she nicked it.
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They used to buy children’s presents from Toys be’m we.
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OK Bono, calm down…
Norway spent their oil money on their people and the country’s infrastructure and still have a lot of it for emergencies. We gave ours to bankers in tax cuts until it had gone then left us unable to get any more without major tax hikes that would no longer be acceptable to the electorate.
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