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Lee Gordon

@leegordon.bsky.social

Self-appointed Voice President of the US (Commercials, Narrations, Straight Voices, Characters), Loyal Little (Chuck & Roxy #80), Time Team patron, former radio & TV guy www.leegordonproductions.com

created November 14, 2024

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Even after he really dies there will be those who insist he's still alive. Think Elvis, Andy Kaufman, and, yes, Hitler.

2/9/2025, 6:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 6:17:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is is strange that we didn't hear from #President #Trump for a few days?

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1/9/2025, 6:26:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

Verbalist.

1/9/2025, 3:26:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd be more concerned with what he does to try to circumvent the 2026 elections than a clearly unconstitutional run in 2028 that even his personal Supreme Court would have trouble upholding.

28/8/2025, 11:13:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a #MentalHealth issue, says the party that eliminates funding for mental health.

27/8/2025, 10:21:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proud to introduce my newly #redesigned #logo.

Lee Gordon Productions (parody) logo. Any resemblance between this and the Cracker Barrel logo is purely intentional.
27/8/2025, 6:59:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

I should add that those laws can't just say something is illegal; there must also be consequences attached for defying them.

26/8/2025, 7:17:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If and when Democrats regain control of Congress, they need to codify those norms and conventions into laws.

26/8/2025, 6:04:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The jerks in the red hats think it is really important to "own the libs," and now Newsom is owning them.

25/8/2025, 9:25:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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According to Flag Code, this flag should be burned, as should all the flags with Trump's face printed on them.

25/8/2025, 9:23:06 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slower than snail shit.

25/8/2025, 9:20:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's abundantly clear that this administration does not give damn about the science.

25/8/2025, 9:16:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember this the next time a deranged guy goes on a shooting spree and the MAGAs claim it's a mental health issue, not a gun issue.

25/8/2025, 6:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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According to the US Flag Code, this flag should be burned.

25/8/2025, 6:10:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It might be interesting to discuss with @robwords.bsky.social how many baseball related and other clearly American idioms are used by Brits. Curve ball. Hit it out of the park. Million dollar question. Step on the gas.

25/8/2025, 6:03:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:33:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about we revoke Trump?

24/8/2025, 7:26:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing good about Trump playing golf with Clemens is, Schilling must be crazy jealous.

24/8/2025, 7:24:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:21:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should not have eaten the #radioactive #shrimp from #Walmart.

super hero with gold tights, red mask and cape, red costume with a big pink shrimp across the chest. Shrimp Man.
24/8/2025, 7:12:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Irony: if Trump goes after Bolton by appointing a special prosecutor.

22/8/2025, 6:27:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if we burn one of these (it should be burned because it's pre-desecrated)?

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21/8/2025, 11:20:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Grease the palms."

21/8/2025, 8:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Democrats should win back the House, if not both houses, assuming Trump doesn't find a way to suspend the midterm elections, which is far from unimaginable.

21/8/2025, 8:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many radio commercials open with a question. Similar to Betteridge, as a copywriter for 20+ years, one of my own rules was, never begin a commercial with a question the listener can answer in a less than positive way.

21/8/2025, 8:11:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The #Password is #Jhostynxon Garcia, called up by the #Boston @redsox.com.

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21/8/2025, 7:33:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

If Trump want to go to heaven, he shouldn't waste any time. He should go right away.

20/8/2025, 7:08:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that they no longer serve a useful purpose, I hope the NY Times and Washington Post go the way of much of the rest of the newspaper business and fade out of existence.

20/8/2025, 6:54:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The next Democratic president should nationalize the private prison industry.

20/8/2025, 6:51:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am so looking forward to a Smithsonian exhibit featuring Andrew Johnson, the first president to be impeached, and Donald Trump, the first president to be incarcerated.

20/8/2025, 8:31:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you sure that's Terry Gross and not Adam Savage?

18/8/2025, 8:25:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

Lower.

17/8/2025, 1:57:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

Why pay for milk when you're already a cow?

16/8/2025, 1:53:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He didn't helicopter to his golf course? I'm shocked.

15/8/2025, 2:57:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. Trump's idea of a deal: it costs him nothing and it doesn't matter how much it costs anyone else. 2. If Putin has fooled other US presidents,he's fooled smarterones than Trump (which is all of them). 3. Trump is not the boss of Putin. Putin is the boss of Trump.

15/8/2025, 2:49:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may think the 19th amendment was a bad idea but he HATED the 18th amendment.

12/8/2025, 4:40:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess I can throw away those AOL floppy disks now.

11/8/2025, 4:43:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminder, the guy "fighting crime" is a 34 times convicted felon.

11/8/2025, 4:37:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We know Trump is an idiot and an asshole, but the thing about idiots and assholes is, THEY don't know they're idiots and assholes.

8/8/2025, 7:19:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump reneging on a commitment? This is my shocked face.

8/8/2025, 7:11:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's right. The top guy in town is a 34 time convicted felon.

8/8/2025, 7:05:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We don't erase history," say the people who removed mention of Trump's two impeachments from a Smithsonian exhibit.

8/8/2025, 7:02:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

Let him eat cake.

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7/8/2025, 9:55:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not use a single piece of Apple equipment. This reinforces my disdain for the company.

7/8/2025, 9:50:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was no secret.

7/8/2025, 6:01:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best little whorehouse in Washington.

7/8/2025, 5:58:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He won't even need to wear a mask because everyone will just think it's Clark Kent.

7/8/2025, 8:01:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@robwords.bsky.social "Suck, squeeze, bang, blow" refers to the 4 strokes of internal combustion engines, as well as jet engines. It was probably associated with piston engines first and then connected to jets. Suck=fuel/air intake; squeeze=compression of the mixture; bang=ignition; blow=exhaust.

7/8/2025, 7:50:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes me happy that I do not use a single Apple product.

6/8/2025, 10:45:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

You use of the word "math" is superfluous.

6/8/2025, 6:19:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent

No more writing about female composers. That would be DEI.

6/8/2025, 6:17:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all have to go through security to get into sporting events. Looks like they'll have to add dildoes to the items they screen for.

6/8/2025, 6:15:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As I it here at my desk, reading this, I find it depressing.

6/8/2025, 6:10:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why am I afraid that the Supreme Court will somehow find a way to declare it unconstitutional in CA but ok in TX?

6/8/2025, 6:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does it make me a bad person to want anti-vaxxers to contract diseases they could have been vaccinated against?

6/8/2025, 6:06:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instead of not watching wrestling on Peacock, I can now not watch it on ESPN.

6/8/2025, 6:04:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And to every child, grandchild, friend or supporter of immigrants who "did it the right way," but back ICE and deportations, STFU.

6/8/2025, 6:02:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The should shout at less than full volume so he has to come closer to the edge to hear them.

5/8/2025, 7:03:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everybody sing along.

5/8/2025, 6:56:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump like to use the phrase but this time it really is a witch hunt.

5/8/2025, 6:52:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But prune juice is a warrior's drink.

5/8/2025, 6:46:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The main thing we'll probably find out is who's willing to defy a congressional subpoena.

5/8/2025, 6:35:01 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy International Clown Week to those who celebrate.

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4/8/2025, 9:01:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The entire Trump administration is a reality TV show. It needs to be canceled.

3/8/2025, 6:35:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This motherfucker could start a war if all the other Epstein distractions don't work.

1/8/2025, 8:14:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a very well kept secret if there's a picture of it on social media. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

1/8/2025, 8:12:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly what imported ingredients go into laundry detergent?

1/8/2025, 8:10:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you have a LinkedIn profile associated with your old email address, it will live on forever. People will get reminders to congratulate you on your WaPo anniversary for years after you're dead and buried.

1/8/2025, 6:18:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Kangaroo Supreme Court would probably find a way to declare this illegal in blue states but OK in red ones.

1/8/2025, 6:03:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder how many Trump has paid for.

31/7/2025, 4:45:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was today years old when I learned (at the beginning of your Money episode) that @martynmnw.bsky.social is part of Words Unravelled. Earlier in the day I listened to him with @helengeake.bsky.social on the great @timeteam.bsky.social Podcast.

31/7/2025, 8:17:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Is there anything I can do for you?" "Well, I certainly hope you'll ..."

30/7/2025, 9:40:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And despite his blatherings about a 3rd term, he knows he's a lame duck so he doesn't have to answer to anyone to try to be reelected. (The unintended consequence of term limits.)

30/7/2025, 5:42:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep talkin', Donnie.

30/7/2025, 7:58:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That looks like jelly. No peanut butter?

30/7/2025, 7:54:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a long time I thought there was no lie Trump could tell that the MAGAs wouldn't believe and no line he could cross that they wouldn't accept. But pedophilia may be that line and even they might be realizing he has something to hide.

30/7/2025, 7:52:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps they're not aware NY is part of the only country where this happens.

30/7/2025, 7:43:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even (most of) the dopes in the red hats know he's in the Epstein files.

27/7/2025, 5:55:41 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently could not wait for us to all go together.

27/7/2025, 5:54:39 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever they can do to divert attention from the Epstein files.

27/7/2025, 5:51:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe Aro must be in one of those cars.

27/7/2025, 5:19:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe the editors have been watching too much History Channel. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

27/7/2025, 5:16:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's sort of always been National Inquirer Liteโ„ข.

27/7/2025, 5:11:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Trump finally goes away I will thank him for going away.

27/7/2025, 5:07:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will Elliot Kalen be there for some witty banter?

25/7/2025, 8:26:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it has the Grand Nagus.

25/7/2025, 8:21:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spoiler alert: he's a fucking idiot.

25/7/2025, 8:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the letter consists of correct grammar and spelling, someone else almost certainly wrote it, but they did so at his request and with his approval.

25/7/2025, 8:11:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was going to comment on the nutritional value of this guy's diet but it looks like the Grim Reaper beat me to it.

25/7/2025, 9:12:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patronizing Hooters for the food is like reading Playboy for the articles.

25/7/2025, 9:07:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suppose it's wishful thinking they would take a page out of Trump's book and promise to do what he wants (i.e. cancel their DEI program) then renege once the deal is done.

25/7/2025, 8:59:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The world doesn't need much pretext to hate Jews or Israel and Netanyahu keeps giving it to them. He has to go.

24/7/2025, 9:05:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations! Well deserved.

24/7/2025, 8:59:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who's acting?

24/7/2025, 6:52:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything happens in threes when you count them three at a time.

23/7/2025, 4:21:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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