Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Even after he really dies there will be those who insist he's still alive. Think Elvis, Andy Kaufman, and, yes, Hitler.
Self-appointed Voice President of the US (Commercials, Narrations, Straight Voices, Characters), Loyal Little (Chuck & Roxy #80), Time Team patron, former radio & TV guy www.leegordonproductions.com
288 followers 345 following 572 posts
view profile on Bluesky Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Even after he really dies there will be those who insist he's still alive. Think Elvis, Andy Kaufman, and, yes, Hitler.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social)
Is is strange that we didn't hear from #President #Trump for a few days?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Verbalist.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd be more concerned with what he does to try to circumvent the 2026 elections than a clearly unconstitutional run in 2028 that even his personal Supreme Court would have trouble upholding.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social)
It's a #MentalHealth issue, says the party that eliminates funding for mental health.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I should add that those laws can't just say something is illegal; there must also be consequences attached for defying them.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
If and when Democrats regain control of Congress, they need to codify those norms and conventions into laws.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The jerks in the red hats think it is really important to "own the libs," and now Newsom is owning them.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
According to Flag Code, this flag should be burned, as should all the flags with Trump's face printed on them.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Slower than snail shit.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's abundantly clear that this administration does not give damn about the science.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember this the next time a deranged guy goes on a shooting spree and the MAGAs claim it's a mental health issue, not a gun issue.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
According to the US Flag Code, this flag should be burned.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
It might be interesting to discuss with @robwords.bsky.social how many baseball related and other clearly American idioms are used by Brits. Curve ball. Hit it out of the park. Million dollar question. Step on the gas.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
How about we revoke Trump?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing good about Trump playing golf with Clemens is, Schilling must be crazy jealous.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Irony: if Trump goes after Bolton by appointing a special prosecutor.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
What if we burn one of these (it should be burned because it's pre-desecrated)?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Grease the palms."
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The Democrats should win back the House, if not both houses, assuming Trump doesn't find a way to suspend the midterm elections, which is far from unimaginable.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Many radio commercials open with a question. Similar to Betteridge, as a copywriter for 20+ years, one of my own rules was, never begin a commercial with a question the listener can answer in a less than positive way.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social)
The #Password is #Jhostynxon Garcia, called up by the #Boston @redsox.com.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump want to go to heaven, he shouldn't waste any time. He should go right away.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that they no longer serve a useful purpose, I hope the NY Times and Washington Post go the way of much of the rest of the newspaper business and fade out of existence.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The next Democratic president should nationalize the private prison industry.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so looking forward to a Smithsonian exhibit featuring Andrew Johnson, the first president to be impeached, and Donald Trump, the first president to be incarcerated.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you sure that's Terry Gross and not Adam Savage?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lower.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Why pay for milk when you're already a cow?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn't helicopter to his golf course? I'm shocked.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
1. Trump's idea of a deal: it costs him nothing and it doesn't matter how much it costs anyone else. 2. If Putin has fooled other US presidents,he's fooled smarterones than Trump (which is all of them). 3. Trump is not the boss of Putin. Putin is the boss of Trump.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
He may think the 19th amendment was a bad idea but he HATED the 18th amendment.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I can throw away those AOL floppy disks now.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminder, the guy "fighting crime" is a 34 times convicted felon.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social)
We know Trump is an idiot and an asshole, but the thing about idiots and assholes is, THEY don't know they're idiots and assholes.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump reneging on a commitment? This is my shocked face.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
He's right. The top guy in town is a 34 time convicted felon.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
"We don't erase history," say the people who removed mention of Trump's two impeachments from a Smithsonian exhibit.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not use a single piece of Apple equipment. This reinforces my disdain for the company.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
That was no secret.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The best little whorehouse in Washington.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
He won't even need to wear a mask because everyone will just think it's Clark Kent.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social)
@robwords.bsky.social "Suck, squeeze, bang, blow" refers to the 4 strokes of internal combustion engines, as well as jet engines. It was probably associated with piston engines first and then connected to jets. Suck=fuel/air intake; squeeze=compression of the mixture; bang=ignition; blow=exhaust.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me happy that I do not use a single Apple product.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
You use of the word "math" is superfluous.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
No more writing about female composers. That would be DEI.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
We all have to go through security to get into sporting events. Looks like they'll have to add dildoes to the items they screen for.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
As I it here at my desk, reading this, I find it depressing.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Why am I afraid that the Supreme Court will somehow find a way to declare it unconstitutional in CA but ok in TX?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Does it make me a bad person to want anti-vaxxers to contract diseases they could have been vaccinated against?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead of not watching wrestling on Peacock, I can now not watch it on ESPN.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
And to every child, grandchild, friend or supporter of immigrants who "did it the right way," but back ICE and deportations, STFU.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The should shout at less than full volume so he has to come closer to the edge to hear them.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social)
Everybody sing along.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump like to use the phrase but this time it really is a witch hunt.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
But prune juice is a warrior's drink.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The main thing we'll probably find out is who's willing to defy a congressional subpoena.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The entire Trump administration is a reality TV show. It needs to be canceled.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
This motherfucker could start a war if all the other Epstein distractions don't work.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a very well kept secret if there's a picture of it on social media. ๐
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly what imported ingredients go into laundry detergent?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
If you have a LinkedIn profile associated with your old email address, it will live on forever. People will get reminders to congratulate you on your WaPo anniversary for years after you're dead and buried.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The Kangaroo Supreme Court would probably find a way to declare this illegal in blue states but OK in red ones.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how many Trump has paid for.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I was today years old when I learned (at the beginning of your Money episode) that @martynmnw.bsky.social is part of Words Unravelled. Earlier in the day I listened to him with @helengeake.bsky.social on the great @timeteam.bsky.social Podcast.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Is there anything I can do for you?" "Well, I certainly hope you'll ..."
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
And despite his blatherings about a 3rd term, he knows he's a lame duck so he doesn't have to answer to anyone to try to be reelected. (The unintended consequence of term limits.)
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep talkin', Donnie.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
That looks like jelly. No peanut butter?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
For a long time I thought there was no lie Trump could tell that the MAGAs wouldn't believe and no line he could cross that they wouldn't accept. But pedophilia may be that line and even they might be realizing he has something to hide.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps they're not aware NY is part of the only country where this happens.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Even (most of) the dopes in the red hats know he's in the Epstein files.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently could not wait for us to all go together.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever they can do to divert attention from the Epstein files.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Joe Aro must be in one of those cars.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the editors have been watching too much History Channel. ๐
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's sort of always been National Inquirer Liteโข.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
When Trump finally goes away I will thank him for going away.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Will Elliot Kalen be there for some witty banter?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
And it has the Grand Nagus.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Spoiler alert: he's a fucking idiot.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
If the letter consists of correct grammar and spelling, someone else almost certainly wrote it, but they did so at his request and with his approval.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to comment on the nutritional value of this guy's diet but it looks like the Grim Reaper beat me to it.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Patronizing Hooters for the food is like reading Playboy for the articles.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose it's wishful thinking they would take a page out of Trump's book and promise to do what he wants (i.e. cancel their DEI program) then renege once the deal is done.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
The world doesn't need much pretext to hate Jews or Israel and Netanyahu keeps giving it to them. He has to go.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations! Well deserved.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's acting?
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything happens in threes when you count them three at a time.
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lee Gordon (@leegordon.bsky.social) reply parent