Left Behind and Glad of it
@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social
Please don't consider me as anything other than a shouty voice and a malcontent. I don't have all the answers, and never claimed to be the voice of anyone's generation. Update 12/31/24: I never liked any of you anyway, and I hope you lick a poisonous snail
created February 2, 2024
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Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
I'm sure I have fallen far behind in watching the 2nd season of "The Sandman" on Netflix, but having Sam Anderson (Yay, Greyworm, double-yay Louis from "Interview with a Vampire" ) show up as Daniel/Dream was great. Leave Gaiman as the twat that he is, and just enjoy what was left to be done.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, I'll skip on being a Schutzstaffel, and thanks but no on that option, you fucking NAZI pigs.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I just needed his little dance to make me smile. 🤩
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Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, fuck it, we can go straight to this:
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Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
We can do this like normal people, or we can act is if this shit is actually happening, your choice. We can, of course, play like the Republicans were still from 1974:
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I know. Not to denigrate anything in your original post, but it is just...people don't seem to give a fuck, so, on to the next thing in our march straight past indifference, towards apathy and into obliviousness on our way straight to Hell.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Um, thanks, Jim. Now, back to the weather with Carol! How are we looking out there this weekend for golf?
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your service, and may you live to see this be changed back for the better.
David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
Motherfucking wind farms…
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Blue Texas (@turntexasblue.bsky.social) reposted
Ken Paxton has three felony indictments, has been impeached and has been caught cheating on his wife multiple times. All he needs is a couple of bankruptcies to qualify to run for President as a Republican.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
We're not making the deaths of children or the other innocent people who lost their lives about partisan politics. That started as soon as DOGE gave cover to slash-and-burn policies that started the firing months ago- Bullshit on October 1, 2025- those people were gone long before the rain started.
Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd.bsky.social) reposted
ICE is rolling into MacArthur Park like they're at the tip of the spear taking Baghdad. Except the Elite Republican Guard are a couple of old guys selling elotes. Your tax dollars at work.
AG Rob Bonta (@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov) reposted
The actions of ICE and CBP during the raids in Los Angeles are not about safety or justice—they’re about meeting enforcement quotas and striking fear in communities. We’ve filed a brief supporting a challenge to ICE and CBP’s unlawful practices. We won’t back down and we won’t be silent.
50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 (@50501movement.bsky.social) reposted
ICE is the American Gestapo. And this absurd display of terrorism in Los Angeles is meant to incite fear in our communities. But the people aren’t having it. We are pushing back every chance we can—showing these fascists we will not bend, we will not break, we will stand in defiance, together.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Cuban, we loved you as the iconoclast owner of the Mavs, and tolerated you on Shark Tank, and have given you a pass here and as the owner of a cheap drug co. We will give you the same treatment as Felon musk receives when you say something we disagree with. You aren't special, honey.
Riley Black 🦕 🏳️‍⚧️ (@restingdinoface.bsky.social) reposted
You know who’s a charming beast? A chalicothere! The fossil mammals were sloth horses, related to equids, rhinos, and friends, but with claws at the end of their feet instead of hooves. This particular form is Moropus, a chalicothere that wandered North America between 20 and 13 million years ago. 🧪
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
have you smelled Little Friskies after a couple of hours open on the counter? Even with the lid on, that shit smells like death warmed over. Glad the kitty likes it, but I'd prefer war crimes done to me than to dip in a spoon and have a taste.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you and no further notes.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Mom and I offered to meet them on US 80 and help them through their "ordeal", and continue on south to help out people in Kerrville, but, no, they just want to bitch on Facebook and Nextdoor. If they start a GoFundMe, or GiveSendGo, I will report their sorry asses for fraudulent claims.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
We received a gentle few hours of rain here in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area, just the tail-end of what devastated Kerr County and the surrounding areas. My aunt and her husband, Missy, and Cliff, are in Canton, east and north of the flood-waters, and are bitching about their yard getting wet.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, not enough misplaced capital letters for it to be a 2 AM rage Truth from Shitler.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump wrote not one single word of that missive. Top Job Steven Cheung wrote that. Can't be Stephen Miller, there aren't enough "need to send them to gas chambers" taste there.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
a Secretary of Health and Human Services with a brain worm, sucking on Zin nicotine pouches trying to tell us that vaccines cause autism. Thank you so much for allowing this sort of idiocy to come back, you fucking cretins.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
They also managed the concept of 0, and we actually use their numeric system as well. Fuck off with your white-trash imperialism, we didn't bathe and brush our teeth regularly until the 19th century, and thought miasmas caused illness until the beginning of the 20th century, and now we have
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
These dumb sons of bitches don't know that he was eating with his right hand. The left hand would have been used for sanitary purposes in those cultures, but, they have managed to figure out handwashing and toilet paper, thank you very much.
Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted reply parent
All of this (and more) points to one simple fact: It’s not patriotism they’ve embraced—it’s white supremacy. Treat it as such, rebuke it as such, and stand united against it as such. That’s the only way we’re getting through this and rising above it. 4/4
Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted reply parent
The people mocking Mamdani for saying America can do better had no issue with making President the white guy who ran on “America isn’t great” 3/4
Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted
Thread Here’s the thing, and corporate media won’t talk about it because they’re complicit in enabling it, but let’s be clear about something. The people mocking Mamdani for eating with his hands have no issue with white people eating burgers chicken & fries with their hands 1/4
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
Aaron Sorkin is a shitheel, but I'll give him this: he does know how to write a polemic speech: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMqc...
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
@warrynsimon to you as well, @warrengulley my apologies
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
May you and yours be well and headed for Heaven, and try to forgive my ass on your way there
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I treated you like crap, and you not kicking my ass up between my shoulder blades reflected so well on you.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
To @warrynsimon, you deserved to have get some hits in too
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
To David Bell, the best man from Greenville, Texas, to kick my cracker ass multiple times. You were meant to see this movie.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I've given it some thought, and that might be up there with Putney Swope and Bad ass Sweetback's Badass Song. Just to date my old ass.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
The ending was magnificent. Michael B. Jordan and the whole crew made a great movie
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got a psychotic grandmother who points this out perfectly, she smelled of cat pee and was a horrible bitch from the devil
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
My final takeaway is to kill every White Irish bustard and not mistake their dances for good things
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I will give it to Michael B. Jordan, playing Smoke and Stack, he did a fantastic job
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm almost going to give it to George Clooney and Harvey Keitel in "Dusk Til Dawn", at least they figured it out an brought a groin gun with them
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Never mind. Apparently the "good" characters in this movie are as bloody stupid as any teenaged idiots in a 1980's slasher flick
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, now at the point where the white trash girl gets turned, and that makes it worse. And then having the preacher's daughter start singing the blues after the half-white girl comes back
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
Just now watching "Sinners", and how in the fuck did three undead Shanty Irish vampires win over that many Black men, Chinese, and Seminole/Cree? I don't give a fuck how charming they were. Neal from Preacher was charming, and still managed to end up hurt
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that Texas has much to brag about Ann Richard's died, and we elected Shrub Bush to replace her- sorry, America
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
He will likely be your governor , my ex- brother in law votes there, even while trashing up New Mexico. Best look is Doug Jones, but Randall Goodfin (Birmingham mayor) is possible. Yolanda Flowers, being a Black woman, is likely not happening, due to the state's racism and misogynistic tendencies
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Josh Stein needs to run for and win (with lots of help) that seat. No-one needs Mar A Lago face Lara Trump in a position of power. Fuck her and the carpet bag mule she's riding in on
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
No mice for mine, but lizard and female Cardinals seem to be in her wheelhouse. The lizards I can't save, but I have rescued 2 Cardinals from her vicious little ass.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit, and this is after you've bought a 32-count case of what you presumed were their favourite flavors of pate. There have been moments when I almost wanted to strangle Feebles, but she makes it up by then eating the food after it has fermented in Texas sun for 2 hours.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep on with your writing and your work. You know and knew that shit-heels would be coming for you. Stand up like the man you are and tell them all to fuck right off. I want to hear more of what you have to say, and want you to continue telling truth in your way at your time.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I've watched men with a perfectly written game plan, with backers ready to pay into their funds, be told NO by banks here in Dallas, and also watched idiots with nothing but their names and bullshit resumes get green-lit by the same banks. You can figure out on your own which was which, I hope.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for saying so, and your sentiments are what our nation needs to hear from a leader. May God Bless you and Michelle.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't need to bore you with my tales. If you are young, get the fuck away from where you live. If you are old, double down and get the fuck away from where you live. Visit the world, realize that how you think isn't universal, and learn a thing or two, and maybe come back and give some back
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! the best part of learning about the world is to go and be part of it, whether through school, travel, job. Get your ass out of a small place and go visit a bigger, older world than you can get from just reading about it online. Your mind will expand, even if you start from a closed place.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Clean, and if the problems persist, it may be time for both of us to keep thinking 4.5 X is too weak, we might need to check in to cataract surgery.
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Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that the writer of this drivel didn't follow it up with," and then tonstant reader throwed up" really sells it
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Possibly true. It sort of looked like a typical FARK politics tab thread, where the topic under discussion gets threadjacked, and you just throw up your hands and start putting up cat pics
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
And that's not fine, but your original post has disintegrated into idiots squabbling about whether it's kosher or halal to eat fucking rice during certain phases of the fucking moon.
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Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I do feel sorry for you and hope that the Jewish Antidefamation League and AIPAC will be there to help you. I am sure that they have only your best interests in mind. We'll be over here pretending that many of your friends didn't vote for Trump and Bibi. Want some popcorn?
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
We have let an abominable piece of shit be in charge of our food supply, and we are going to just deal with it, I suppose, because none of us weak sisters are willing to do anything about it.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
This is what we've allowed to happen: www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/h...
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Son, I do dark and twisted, and hate Trump & Abbott with the heat of a million suns, so, heed me when I say, shut the fuck up right now.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
No one's implying it- it's perfectly clear that they left it up to God and a severely depleted by DOGE National Weather Service to do their thinking for them.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
Cunt 45 to 47 needs this in his cloaca. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3eu...
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
There are ways and means to fight, and you don't need me to tell you, as if I'm some kind of revolutionary jumped-up idiot. You can find the way to put things in your hands, and learn how to use them. If not, well, then you're useless, and have a fun time as you see the insides of a cattle car.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I know there are those among you who seem to wish to grovel and whine beforehand. I don't know that I will be with you grovelling in a trench, but you are most cordially welcome to spend your time in a hole in the ground, mud about your feet. I'll stay up top of the hole, thanks. |
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Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
thanks for breaking a record, I guess? Your performative bullshit, followed by my email and phone getting hit with begging requests did nothing for any of us other than to make you feel as if you had done something positive for your constituents and the country. You did not, but thanks for nothing
Yell In a War (@jelenawoehr.bsky.social) reposted
can one of my large hooved son’s aunties / uncles please discuss with him the fact that yes his mother has a temper but no that does not mean it is necessary to LEAP IN THE AIR AND KICK OUT AT A BMW LIKE A GODDAMN CAVALRY MOUNT when you are carrying her and detect a surge of anger towards the driver
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stuart (@stuartp.bsky.social) reposted
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Piss off, take your next to-be-failed Starship. Head to Mars, but if you could do us a solid, aim for interstellar space. Not the Sun, not another planet. Just head straight past the second star, straight on until morning, you worthless wanna be Peter Pan twat.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
Good night to all of you, and I hope that each and every one of you taps off your last glass, sleeps as if you deserved each and every second of it, and wake, refreshed, and get up and take the world, or, just shuffle out, half-asleep, grab the paper and make James Gandolfini look good in comparison
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
So, her part of the eulogy was great, but the others sucked balls. One of these days, I'm going out to Laureland, see John, and Grandmother Fuchs and Great Aunt Marion. I will try to stop by St. Stevie's grave as well.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
voice. Don't blame him. I'd like Katherine's voice in my ear as I paddle to the great beyond as well. She's beautiful, no question, but her voice in your ear makes you feel and hear that beauty as she says anything.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I lost John, my cousin thrice removed, at the beginning of 2020. He missed Covid, and managed to use gasoline and a cigarette to take himself out. I went to his funeral, listened to Chris flatter himself about being sober, and heard Katherine tell about John contacting her and needing to hear her
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Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
just the ability to see St. Stephen, and know you met him down near Austin, and he took off his toque and said, "Bless you", to Mark and John, was worth my sleeping on a vintage U2 phonograph, and doing unfortunate things on 6th Street the night before.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
She saved that up for about 12 years later. She knew who shot BBs into her cereal, and she made up for it as only my good sister ought to do.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
4 ft. ten inch reach. She could make a connection, if she wished. Best thing was watching Ben take Beck out of her car-seat, and plant his dandelion head directly in her seat, and the best thing about it was that Beck didn't cry. She looked up at Ben as if he was an asswipe, but she didn't cry.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
This song reminds me of sitting in the back of the 1973 Buick 225-( Deuce and a Quarter for those who know what that beast was) That and every freaking song by the Carpenters was on the radio, as Ben, Beck, and me bounced around in the back seat of that car, Mom occasionally reaching far beyond her
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, You have to go. " He accepted it, took his little belongings and left. I just wish I hadn't kicked him out like that. He ended up in one of our finer Texas prisons, and his wife took over, and she sucked, big-time, at attempting to take his place.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn't so much care for coke, but had a more distinct taste for heroin. He called it White Girl, and would snort a line straight off my nearest mirror and glass. I dealt with that shit for 2 weeks, and then I folded up the couch, washed and dried his clothes. Met him at the door, and said,
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I let him meet me at home, and, that's when things sort of went to shit. He called up, one fine day in July of 1996, and then moved in. I didn't sleep for 4 weeks. He had so much cocaine, I lined up during the evening, into night, and a taste for next morning.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd been kinda best friends with "Larry", and he would give me options: meet just outside City Hall, or work our way towards each other at an Irving car wash. He met me at City Hall most times, I might have regretted doing so, but I was feeling competely smarter than I was.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
I'm exactly not proud of this. I'd just been able to get my own apartment, a high-ceiling one bed in front, living/dining area, kitchen and washer/dryer directly across, and toilet/bath&shower completely in back.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social)
I'm a bit far from going to bed. You might have to deal with me through some sort-of-shit music, and also a few hearings about the normal stuff you and I have both done.
Left Behind and Glad of it (@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social) reply parent
I might have missed a few. If so, please tell me.