My guess isa that the designer was a twelve to sixteen year old boy. Because that's about the age range to think that was funny.
Neurodivergent. Aggressively anti-theistic. Liberal as hell. Criminal Justice degree. Fan of superheroes. I can't auto-follow-back. I'd go insane! FUCK AI!! It takes jobs from ARTISTS and other PEOPLE!! NO PORN/INFLUENCER FOLLOWERS, EVER!
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My guess isa that the designer was a twelve to sixteen year old boy. Because that's about the age range to think that was funny.
Dark AF, but disturbingly possible. Or probable. Damn it.
And I think they have the series planned out through "Fast and Furious: 99 Ways to Die Behind the Wheel."
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary: Avengers: Age of Gary
I like it!
No, I must disagree slightly. Whatever you choose to wear is in this year. I don't think you could look frumpy (or even less than marvelous) in a cardigan over an old-fashioned nightgown over a potato sack over bloomers. And I STILL look forward to your long, intelligent threads!
This is really easy to do
You might want to redo that one, and add the word "after" between "Louvre" and "his."
A little bump for the three day weekend.
Annnnnd that's it, we can all go home. Peter Clines has won the internet for today!
If they cannot be safe in the US, #Canada must provide at least some of that safety. @mark-carney.bsky.social please ask Minister Diab to heed my call on this. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
I've seen a couple of wild-speculation type runors that the guy golfing isn't ꞇяυᵯ℗, but is instead a double, a la the movie "Dave." I know a sure way to find out: Get someone who looks like a journalist to ask him a question. If the answer isn't totally fucking stupid? It's a double!
Having once opened a can of Underwood Roast Beef Spread for MY lunch in a house with three cats, I *utterly and completely understand!*
Ugh, I'm so sorry. I wish I could donate, but I'm on a fixed income. Which, honestly, is more like a "broken piggy bank income." I did repost.
I hate to do this but... This has been a very expensive summer for me, including multiple car repairs. Most recently, my cat needed surgery. I've started a GoFundMe to help pay for her medical expenses, and I'd be so grateful if you could share this link: www.gofundme.com/f/support-bi...
Oh, by all the gods I don't believe in, I sincerely HOPE LIKE HELL for that video to occur!
...While the cat purrs all through the "torment." Loudly.
Bumping this for folks in the Edmonton area! Big chance to be a hero!
@chuckwendig.bsky.social, thanks for the re-skeet about ICE and Dragon Con. That rrrrrrrrreally helped, I'm positve, based on the number of likes and re-skeets alone.
Thanks for the re-skeet about ICE and Dragon Con. That rrrrrrrrreally helped, I'm positve, based on the number of likes and re-skeets alone.
HEY-- this is TOMOROW!!!
From my WIP: “Yeah.” Cord was silent for a moment, then said, “Do you suppose that if I fuck the Tally Man up beyond all hope of recovery that the universe might take a fucking hint, and let me live the rest of my life without ever being even tangentially involved with a serial killer?”
Thanks to EVERYONE who reposted this! Never enough views on something like this, and I appreciate the re-skeets on behalf of all of geek/nerd culture!
Good. People with brains that are alright tend to worry me, especially these days. Seriously, though, I do hope you feel better ASAP. Or sooner than that, even.... (Hey, no one has proved CONCLUSIVELY that time travel isn't possible, yet!)
Okay, what the FLYING FUCK!? @peterclines.bsky.social, @chuckwendig.bsky.social, @scalzi.com, any chance of you re-skeeting this? It'll get to a LOT more people that way, and I believe it NEEDS to get to a lot more!
If you like to write fiction, I recommend this.
Well... maybe they'd be good in soup or chili? Otherwise, I kind of wonder what the point is....
I will never understand the machismo-laden mind of people who'd rather be assholes than being corrected. And when it comes to you... if it's one of your specialties (philosophy or sociology, bartending, nifty poetry), I'm far more likely to ASK you to correct me. WHY my gender so often STUPID!?
Me, I'm used to being corrected by women, and that's FINE. I just want to be corrected when needs be. Who doesn't matter, so long as they're civilized about it. (The martial arts thing was on sensei's orders, because I would NOT strike back at a woman. So he forced the issue via Stephanie.)
I've had my butt stomped into the ground by a woman who was literally less than 1/2 my size (in a martial arts class, and she was NOT a teacher). In the last 53 years, I've lost at Scrabble 3 times, all to the same woman, who's not even an English fanatic, she's all about STEM. And BRILLIANT.
If you see this, post a monster… (You will NEVER understand the raw WILLPOWER that it took to NOT post a picture of Dumbass Don the Treason Weasel!)
More than 35 of you have liked this so I'm contractually required to tell you I have a new book coming out just after Halloween. And you can preorder it now.
I made my own Facebook reaction picturesmany out of Looney Tunes characters. So anytime you post something like "where are you mentally/emotionally, no new pictures," trust me.... I AM PREPARED!
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
That really WOULD explain a lot.... Thats a wise lady you fell in love with, sir.
A little recap of some of my recent fan art. #marvelcomics #dccomics #indiecomics #makecomics #comicbooks #superheroes #illustration #artwork #fanart
I live in Illinois. I didn't vote for the man, but right now? I'm glad as all hell that he's our governor.
Awesome, thank you, sir!
ALL OF THE YES!
It's on my list. After "God's Junk Drawer." (I have a very small entertainment budget, so I'm saving for "God's Junk Drawer," right now.) I suspect any x-mas money will be HOARDED for BOOKS! Any word on the audiobook narrator of "God's Junk Drawer," yet, sir?
Got to read this early and this book is so freakin' fantastic in so many ways. It bounces back and forth between being funny and seriously creepy, sad and borderline horror. You're going to love it.
Make a movie mildly inappropriate: Enema Mine
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While I appreciate the warning, I find it a little sad that, after 30+ years of the internet... you still have to GIVE the warning!
I cannot be chocolatey at all. I'm allergic to chocolate. Which, of course, we found out AFTER I'd develeloped a taste for it! THERE IS NO JUSTICE!
Well worth a read, if you make a habit of writing fiction.
Dear Hollywood: Anatomy. LEARN IT! You don't DIE of being stabbed in the muscle where there are NO major bleeders. Especially not if you're in the shape a field espionage agent (or even the actress PLAYING HER) is in! Good ϝυ¢ꓘίɳᵷ grief!
“It was a miscarriage of justice then, and it is a miscarriage of justice now.” History's not just rhyming www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-a...
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
I have a new sign on my door. It's staying up, damn it! Never mind what the management says!
Normal is just a town about nine or ten miles north of me (literally), so, yeah, I'd rather be weird. Weird is fun, interesting, and unpredictable. I just plain LOVE being weird. I mean, I'm even good at it, so... PLAYING TO MY STRENGTHS!
Breaking: Robert F. Kennedy Jr bit a radioactive shrimp. The shrimp has now died
Silly thing--if you (yes YOU, the person reading this) are somewhere in the country that's not at the tired end of all supply chains and happen to come across this exclusive in your local Walmart's toy aisle... would you mind picking it up? I'll gladly reimburse you the $25+shipping. I'm good for it
It's never been said that you have to be funny at all. Take ALL the time you NEED! Anyone who doesn't understand that need for time has never loved anyone, which is pretty much the only way to have NOT lost a loved one. Or they're too young to be following you anyway. Heck with them!
Personally, I'm fond of the Terry Pratchett (co-author of "Good Omens," creator and writer of the Discworld novels) word "inhume." It's worked well so far....
My local walmart doesn't have any, sorry. And the sellers that's listed on the store page are playing the speculation game-- cheaper of the two wants $48.99 plus shipping. Why do people have to be such greedy knobs?
2109 words tonight, and I'm edging up on my first attempt at a SERIOUSLY CREEPY SCENE. Wish me luck, folks, I may well need it. Violence I'm good at, but creepy? Nowhere near as much practice. Only written creepy as a... a sort of side effect, before now.
So, in the last year, I've lost 80 of 350 pounds, and I feel better. I like the losing weight thing... who knew it'd make me feel better? Aside from EVERY NOT-FAT PERSON I EVER SPOKE TO, I mean. 😁🤪
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Make a band food: Bananarama-bread.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social, I just finished "Superman." Two tiny issues and a medium one. Tiny: Ma & Pa's ABOMINABLE accents. I lived in Kansas, and just NO. Mr. Terrific? A bit too undignified on a few occasions. Medium: that AWFUL "S!" Everything else, BETTER THAN PERFECT! 11 on a 10 scale! THANKS!
Ruin a movie: The Mold Guard
"A little too uneducated black man? A little too stupid African American? A little to gangsta?" STREET is a term that I have both applied to white people myself, and HEARD OTHERS apply to white people on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS! Go away, you annoy me, little boy.
What else should I say? This character is a HUGELY educated scientist has NEVER. EVER. Talked like that in the source material!
@peterclines.bsky.social, while I understand your reasons for not dropping the title yet, I still feel the need to say "argh-glorple-snargle-fritz" over the extended wait. But, still, congrats on the two book deal! Oh, and if you DO change the title, can we hear both, old and final? Pleeeease?
Subway: The only place to buy a weapon for assault... and for supper. Eating the evidence has never tasted so good.
The one bad thing about the small town (population 1089) I live in is that it's in a red county in full. On the rare occasion when I leave the house, I see Tangerine Palpatine shit all over. And any attempt to be a voice of reason here is reasonably IMPOSSIBLE!!!! *deleted/reposted for typos
The crap that is listed as "badass boy names" these days is SO fouled up! Zion. Indigo. Rocco. Artemis? (Hey, honey, lets give the boy a name of an ancient GODDESS, ok?) Jade. Ember. *POPPY!?* Talk about "reasons to wish your parents dead," WOW. I hate my own name, but holy batshit names!
*raises hand* Or the clumsy old man. I'd drop it, too.
Predator Vs. Spider-man was REALLY darned good. The writer knew the predator lore (unlike the KNOB who wrote the "Predator vs. Wolverine" series, which happened at least HALF THE TIME in winter in the Rockies!), and the story was SOLID. Perfect tie-in Spidey villain, too. 10/10!
Today is my birthday! Could you, please, share my art, it is the best gift an artist can get 💖
Hey @beckybunzy.bsky.social Want one?
Finished that latest WIP. “Confrontation.” Hope you like it. My hand is sore… #fantasyart #makingcomics #comicbooks #illustration #comicart #dccomics #art #photoshop #draw #comicbook #makecomics
Condensing is the one thing that I have NEVER been any good at. Darn me to heck.
There's still time to type your email into that form, confirm it, and get the latest issue of The Uncanny Cosmic Horror Zombie Almanac delivered to your inbox tomorrow afternoon!
I definitely feel that part. I'm glad you're over here, where I can keep up, wonder about book titles, occasionally assist in a possible joke with a triceratops, and know when you're expecting to get a newsletter out. I'm not much on posting myself, but I enjoy author feeds a LOT. Thanks!
THIS! PAY ATTENTION TO *THIS!*
At this point in my life, I would DEEPLY LOVE to see David Corenswet walk up to Dean Cain and ONE-PUNCH that bag of maggots.
Drew a Castle Crasher (he's the red one. The best one.) On a sketch card. Sharing it here because that's what you do when you combat real world oriented depression.
"My sister looks cute in her bracers and boots...." I'm in favor of suspenders. Please, do find a way!
This is... I haven't got all the words*, but I'll start with unbelievably GREAT! *This coming from a man whose vocabulary frightens -English teachers!-
Increase a band The Rocketing Stones
I rather miss it. Harold waas serious levels of funny, and his typing was amazing, considering the whole "paws, not fingers" thing....
*AN aggressive, damn my hands and my failure to proofread!
I miss a lot of the old school guys, and Mr. Giordano is definitely one of them.
This one looks familiar. Did he maybe used to have a Twitter account all his own? Or am I misremembering?
So, you're basically saying "Hey, people, GO LEARN AND INSTALL LINUX," that's what your'e saying? Look, I don't know if anyone's told you, but many, many people LOATHE all the AI stuff that exists. It's costing PEOPLE jobs, and it's HELL on the environment! STOP, ALREADY, YOU KNOBS!
I don't know if it ever happened, but I'll bet one of the "right inkers" was Dick Giordano. That man could probably have made ME look good, and *I can't draw even a LITTLE BIT!*
Yeah, but if I recall correctly, the first time/couple of times you covered someone's shift, it was so they could sit around and talk to people in the workplace... and if it's the same person, well, sod them for a complete bag o' maggots. Also, still sorry, still wish I could help.
Setting up serial killer clues (for a work of fiction, relax!) that are meant to be solved *after the planned finale* that the killings are meant to cover? Yeah, that's a real pain in the neck. Fun, in a twisted, word-puzzle-fanatic way, but... a pain in the neck!
Even as a agressive anti-theist, I find that song to be beautiful. Love your visual representation!
Do you ever find yourself asking what kind of parent teaches that to a young child? My mother forced it on my sister and I, and I think it has something to do with my initial doubt about any god existing. (My sister never taught her kids that one, good on her.)
@peterclines.bsky.social, I don't know if you'pe interested, but there is a new series, co-authored by the original author's daughter, called "New Three Investigators." Six books/ebooks of 26 planned are out now, and they're following the Kinsey Millhone formula, going alphabetically.
Oh, nifty. Maybe I can catch some of them as ebooks on sale. Thank you!
I loved that series to pieces. I'd love to see them bring it back, reprints or original. (It's *Alfred Hitchcock.* Have his ghost do the intros, it'd ring true to me! He never made actual supernatural stuff, sure, but he was AMAZING at creepy!)
I have a slightly different list, but SAME SERIES! Alfred Hitchcock and the Three Investigators in... 1) The Mystery of the Talking Skull 2) The Mystery of the Stuttering Parrot 3) The Mystery of the Invisible Dog 4) The Mystery of the Flaming Footprints 5) The Mystery of the Whispering Mummy