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Despite being 4-8 with a home run over the last two games here, Arraez has somehow struck out TWICE against these Orioles in high leverage situations. That's two strikeouts in the first two days of September after having THREE for all of August lmao. Baseball!
It is messed up when ESPN.com shows guys in their previous team's kit (in this case Laureano) in the little game tracker thing when they play your team lol
Jeremiah Jackson might be the best player in MLB history
they’re so close
Genuinely funny that you can't tell when Akin fucks up or does good based on the posts you see on Orioles Bsky; you can only conclude that he made it into the game lmao
Dang, I didn't know he was that kind of fast!
Hell yes brother
Special category: Best Actors for Enemy
Got a bad case of Biden face in that one lmao
If you don't look closely and kind of fuzz out your eyes' focus a bit, it almost looks like the stitching on a baseball. Very trippy
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
I gave them my heart (and wallet) and they gave me. . . a pin
Refrigerators!
Haagen-Dazs ice cream ad campaign featuring They Want EFX. . . the Dazs EFX
Wow the Athletic really did a heavy handed details slider hit job on Doris' photo there just like any other tabloid. Fucking garbage rag
What I'm gathering from this chart is if you're a tip-top OBP guy then the team will trade you away lol
Really incredible inverse of the usual "Why should my tax money pay for things I don't use" argument
Guess you gotta start a little early eh??
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
Love this photo of Monarch Butterflies in Ontario Canada probably Point Peel National that i went to yearly in Sept in my twenties as they gathered to cross Lake erie migrating south waited for the wind to change
"That's on me that's not on him" come on man
ESPN.com gamecastsays A Jackson now at-bat; do they know how little that narrows it down??
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
Everyone's mad at the cyclist (who is wearing a helmet, btw) tapping SKIP when the real problem here is riding no-handed while on the phone smh
Some people are determined to be mad lol. Like that person said it was a GOOD MOVE but then followed that up with BUT BAD BECAUSE TYPICAL ELIAS. Which, how could it be typical if it is the first long extension, and the biggest ever for a pre-arb catcher???
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Basallo is an RBI machine
Several United States presidents were cheerleaders lol
Welp tonight it seems like god himself may have called down the banhammer for him speaking up (sad, rueful lols)
The Oakley Exception
Things Evil Morty Says :D
Watching the video highlights on Youtube and I've seen enough: I love Basallo :D :D
About time to play Akin To Be lol
If I ever called the police and said, “A guy just threw a sandwich at me,” they’d look at me like I’d just confessed to being the world’s biggest crybaby—and probably lecture me for wasting their time.
He is responsible for 18% (10) of our 55 wins so far this season. Pretty incredible after that start!
I got the Tamron version of that lens this past spring (70-180) for youth sports and felt the p much the same. Still do honestly!
Thank you for the reply!
Global Cycling Network is one of my old fave Youtube channels (GCN) lol
Enjoyed the article. Lots of WTFs from the team. Just to clarify, did that family who got season tickets in '54 have season tickets this whole time? Like did the team move the seats of a 70 YEAR season ticket holder and then give them five days to decide what to do???
Is it odorless, tasteless, and dissolve instantly in liquid too??
Saying maybe we should have a couple more child-free BARS met with OH so we should keep kids in CAGES then????? is very funny
JEEZ! Can't you just let the people live??????
Play it again!
What's up with Mountcastle's B-less helmet
Gotta say, while I’m very much down on Elias, I’ve been agnostic about Rubenstein as owner, but raising ticket prices during a disaster of a season and announcing it a week after trading multiple fan favorite players is not a confidence inspiring move.
Lmao now it isn't just wrong but gaslighting you??
The name CIRCLE JERKY is right there!!!!
when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"
What a record
How as a fan do you commit to a team if they do not commit to their players? It's that simple imo!!
"Always remember, the longer you live. . . the sooner you get to die" Mike McDaniel American Steel fan CONFIRMED youtu.be/i1Vaw53SI04?...
Tell it to Aaron Judge
Woo yeah
Caucasian lmao
Ramon Urias salary vs $600M Camden Yards renovations hmm
The line that he got those A ball guys to reload the minor league system so he can trade for quality pitchers and maybe a big bat this offseason is very funny because he had a better farm system the past two or three offseasons and did what exactly
Gold Glover at third!
Imagine you were told a month ago that the Orioles would lose Laureano, Mullins, O’Hearn, Urias, Baker, Soto, Dominguez, and Kittredge, and that our return hall was headlined by a low-A pitcher and a 17-year-old.
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Elias needs to stop talking about how hard his job is lol
Get ready for an offseason of 10 one year contract guys with options that Elias has no intentions of picking up
The writeups for the Twins, Pirates, and Orioles are remarkably similar, yet one team is a winner and the other two aren't. . . hmm. . .
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LIFTOFF!
Apparently, inflation is bad, but we must impose tariffs to raise the cost of cheap imports so people buy expensive American goods. We can re-shore manufacturing, but to be cost competitive, we have to fully automate factories, replacing American workers with robots.
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Big deal, let me know when they're dancing cheek to cheek!
Hell yeah! Possibly from the same place, I had the Philly map in almost this exact colorway for like 8 years
Fallopian Scoobs
I will bump this here or there I will bump this anywhere
Omg T H A N K Y O U
This is just so real. 🗺️
It's giving 13 Going On 30
This is exactly it, but, fingers crossed
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Happy #FlyDay @rspb.bsky.social @rspbengland.bsky.social #Birdsinflight #Birdphotography #Birds
The Astros have the 4th best record in all of MLB. Seven SP on IL *right now* and 17 players total
Am I reading correctly that the article proposes trading Dominguez, Morton, Soto, Kittredge, Eflin, and Rodgers to help playoff teams in exchange for pitchers that have just been drafted?? Won't our mid 20's position guys be hitting free agency when they come up? How is this all supposed to work?
More wins than Paul Skenes Possibly a cherry-picked stat, let's not look into it ok
my favorite '80s punk pop band
Let’s not forget this banger
Mick????
They are so freaking MASSIVE
That dentist chyron is fucking insane what the hell
Dang, if only Cosby hadn't Cosby'd, he could do a well-received update to the classic brain damage bit
Goddam lmao
So with the Os punting on this season that means we can forget about any extensions right
Frank Miller’s The Hamburglar
Really like the third one in the series
Did Comer get fillers or is that just a weird frame there
Hell yeah *tips glasses*
(My yard reaction) (lol)
This is the new GET OFF MY LAWN
this is one of my ultimate “could never get away with this today” movies genuinely an impeccable way to teach kids that poverty is an artificial social construct and the cops use violence to enforce it also Friar Tuck is one of cinema’s greatest Catholics I am serious
*college dropout