Guilty as charged m’lud.
I’m a milky tea/burnt crumpets kinda guy
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Top of the league. Just saying.
Ross what’s it, GMTV Hollywood reporter of yore
And relax
Bottle of Corona. I’m not a savage.
Manchester airport at 5am is a great place to boost your self esteem regarding your body image.
Imagine a country with its shit together so comprehensively, it could have TV listings (in print btw) telling you exactly which Bugs Bunny cartoon it was going to have on.
Yup. Pudgy and scarred, a terrible combination.
Anything with Gary Moore in it to be honest. I have no time for any Thin Lizzy he was a part of.
Duly noted Col.
I’ve never been but just said to her indoors that Malaga is ace so Alicante probably is too.
That’s where the flavour is Ives.
Just showed my post to the wife and she said “don’t let people think we’re staying in Alicante! Or Benidorm for that matter” I therefore dutifully advise we’re staying in Moraira.
Flying to Alicante tomorrow but starting early on the patatath bravath, griddled chicken and rainbow salad.
A sadly under used term.
Oh I say!
Null and void for not including Borderline
A friend lent her a pair, though they don’t go with her dress as well as the ones she planned
Eldest is in Ibiza for her best friends wedding 🤦🏻😂
Just me then
Nicky Bandini though lads, eh?
Small face on a huge head
Can imagine his dad when he got home “what do you bloody mean you went to get some flamin’ milk?!”
My mate sat down and sulked throughout the La’s set reading a copy of Viz he found on the floor. We were about 15 yards from the front.
Lovely Liz❤️. Poor, daft Billy.
That’s a middle class telly if ever I saw one. Do you watch it with binoculars?
He really did.
Post a female character you love: “Forget her Jimmy she’s a cow!”
Harrumph
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The Essex and Chelsea things. Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Line of Duty, Shetland, that Dr Who/Olivia Colman thing. Pretty much anything you lot bang on about. I watch Auf Weidersehn Pet and Lovejoy on a loop.
“Nah offence”
"The salmon mousse!"
Even Jim McDonald’s “cockney” accent can’t spoil this. Fantastic stuff.
Just put MacGyver on and it’s some kind of shitty modern reboot 👎🏼
I’ve just got in but I got it. Like incoming.
You can smell the Monster and vape on those posts.
Paul Sinha there, looking delighted to be presenting the award.
#Bradford. Best car park in Britain. You'll never sing that.
Woke milk?
Your arms will make a wiff wiff sound when you walk. It’s a no from me.
We seem to have got the entire summers rain in September.
Why did nobody tell me this was on telly?
Wait till you find out who sang on the recording.
So you say. We believe you. It’s too nice a memory to bicker over.
I remember listening to it age 16 so full of optimism and excitement.
I knew this also *nods sagely
Surely you just walk over Waterloo Bridge? And why would you need a Spaniard to help?
I contemplated a whole five like no3. Earwax, scabs, poo etc
No 2 is a cracker.
Post 5 pleasures in life. 1. Being up early on a glorious sunny day 2. Thinking you’ve got to get up then remembering it’s Sunday 3. Getting a really big bogey out in one 4. That bit at the end of May when meadows are full of buttercups 5. The golden hour (NOT Simon Bates)
Squad goals
Silicant: an insect that’s a silly cunt
Julie’s just had lentil rice if you will. With my award winning curry.
This is where the (very tiny) positive of my situation comes in - he didn’t live with us full time so me and Julie don’t feel as bereft. He’s also stayed less frequently over the last year due to his football (playing, coaching AND reffing)
Big Sticks appreciator here. Still our FITC officer.
Billy Liar
I do too but I avoid everything else on there. Trust me you’ll feel better.
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
Think I peaked with Bedders in my first game on the celebrity front.
In hindsight it was a great opportunity spurned. Smoking ruined my footy for most of my 20s. I gave up aged 28 and started playing again back home, but it wasn’t as good as answering the question “who are you playing on Sunday?” with “we’ve got Rangers away”.
Bangers and mash for tea.
Had some t shirts printed for the upcoming @hobbesfanclub.bsky.social gig supporting Allo Darlin’ in Nottingham on 7th October. Photo by me, aged 7, using the camera from a Professionals CI5 play set ☺️.
Socks, obvs. Left foot then right foot. Left leg first into jeans then right, left shoe on before right, then left laces tied before right. I could go on…
Just catching up on MOTD and now get this. 👏🏻
My dad was first in ours. Only a few of my generation went.
Yeah it only occurred to me about a month ago that we’d all gone to the same one.
Surprisingly tidy. Needs to get more pictures up but it’s a nice room, and it’s a really nice, leafy campus with all the sports facilities he could wish for.
My dad did a PGCE there in the late 80s too so it’s becoming a family tradition.
Did my BA in sport here and 11 years later did my planning masters at the City campus.
Back at my Alma mater for the first time in 18 years to visit the boy and take him for tea
“Dog shagging bastards, you know what you are” Up the fucking chickens.
I stormed off after getting subbed at half time at the Barclays sports place and never came back.
Me and Dave ended on bad terms - I was a heavy smoker and he kept putting me at right wing back, I was fucked. Am still in touch with Martin Hickey on Twitter.
Yeah Dave Scally was gaffer when I played. I recall playing Republic of Ireland one week, and also playing Rangers, who had a nutter in midfield who called anyone who tackled him a Fenian bastard .
Pretty on topic for tonight, but Leeds wanted him, Man U and Man City were monitoring him, but he did one session with Huddersfield and they said “he seemed a bit nervous in post training Q&A so we won’t be asking him back” 😂. Hes 12 ffs
Best hair in the whole family ☺️
Doesn’t he just. He supports Man Utd 😂
I briefly played for the London supporters team too! 96-97. Made my debut on Wormwood Scrubs and nutmegged Bedders from Madness.
Continuing the Bradford 🤝Leeds love in, my great-nephew has recently joined Leeds academy ❤️
Just peeped on our # on Twitter and there’s more Hudders fans than Bradford, simultaneously claiming and disproving that we’re more tinpot than them for looking forward to the game. #bcafc
Picturing a handful of pantomime horses trotting round Meadow lane
Weird fact - it’s the only Beatles album I’ve never listened to in full/very much at all.
Anyway it’s pretty telling that there’s a nice little bunch of sound Bradford and Leeds fans on here, as there was in our old corner of Twitter, but no Town fans. Still waiting for the internet to be rolled out I guess.
You’re getting mixed up with Bradford here Christie.
Definitely. Alexander wasn’t exactly an exciting appointment and he wasn’t even first choice - the Cowley brothers turned us down. But he really gets the club and the fans. First since McCall to get the players to enjoy being the bigger fish in the pond.
It’s a real anticlimax scoring at that end when it’s empty, as it has been most games in the past 6 years.
VP is a graveyard for great, bald managers like Gianluca Vialli and, er, Dave Hockaday
It’s set aside for big away followings, otherwise it’s home fans, school free tickets etc. Still can’t serve alcohol cos there’s no concourse hence why it’s so seldom used. Sitting in the Kop a game is always better when that end is full, whoever is in it.
I’m on holiday (or flying back) for that one 🤷🏻♂️
