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i don't love the taste of those chocolate bars so, psilocybin drops
and here.. we.. go
Whatever Happened To Baby Gary? ruin a movie by making it about Gary
i can usually measure it out, but I drank more than I would've if I knew it was shroomy time later. At least i have off tomorrow 🫡
happy birthday, beautiful! wishing you every happiness.
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you gotta sell it like he does
i might be a smidge bit too drunk for mushrooms ...but i haven't eaten, so this could actually work out for the best
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this, too, is girl dinner 🙂↕️
i hate that i know this and i too hate it
i now have the aux
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I've watched it two and a half times already. 🥴 maybe one of my favorite TV episodes this year
🤍 congrats on the place.
vaguely; drunk
stay cool. stay very cool.
(rewatching the latest episode of Dexter: Resurrection)
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
😊😊😊 i hope to!
i am so pleased 😌 (saving the other half for after i smoke)
(you won't even miss it!)
even listening to a country singer i'm about to go see. in all, it's a damn good night 😅
it's not too far off tbh? 😬
a gigantic bowl of pasta salad and The Rest of this white wine. perhaps the girlest i have ever dinnered
mute the words! you'll never know a greater peace.
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
I'm seeing him in concert, with Leon Bridges, this weekend -- so I'm familiarizing myself. Rather enjoying it so far.
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🚨 BREAKING: new Alabama Shakes! This is not a drill. music.apple.com/us/album/ano...
what're we talking about.
when other people around you are doing their fantasy draft but you're not <<<<
Riding through the swamplands
like a dog with peanut butter stuck on the roof of his mouth
I saw that 🫠
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
i'm (almost) annoyed at how many have missed the joke.
OMGGGGG, Detective Joe Lambert! 😫💔 #DieHardForever
My dog decided to reenact that one morning
or lower that brightness and queue up a few hopefuls 🫡😬😬
The draft will likely begin before the movie is properly finished. You might have to auto draft
RIP
yes lol And i might cook again tonight. I wanna try my hand at making Crunchwraps
Twilight over St Philip Street, New Orleans
When doesn’t Walton Goggins show up?
dinner last night: crab legs fried chicken baked mac & cheese corn o the cob pasta salad mixed green salad tonight dinner: pasta salad, mac & cheese, and mixed green salad 😭
Just pulled in. Is he dead
😂
Pop ya shit directly if you that bold
it's not cute but shawty is gonna get her 7.5 seconds of attention by any means necessary.
ok yes!
I am a wordsmith!
well it wasn't yesterday and it won't be tomorrow
wanna study together? 🥰🥰
throws you for a loop! I'm useless until i reup my double bacon cheeseburger combo + a blunt levels.
man. 😋
Everybody Hurts
Reskeet the specs, nerds! you know what they say: guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses 🫸🏽🤓
This is how I saw The Martian 🥲
Vatican: black smoke from a chimney Whitehouse: black trashbag from a window
This is not dating at all, so it is not common; it is impossible. It is gaming. Which is fine, but nobody wants you to believe they are "dating" Wario just because when they push the buttons, he does stuff, which makes it a RELATIONSHIP.
😂 remember that time you said I was Benjamin Buttoning my way back from being born 85 years old
oh wow, I didn't know that did that but I guess it makes sense to match demand? But if there are bad shoppers, they should be downvoted or something. when i order groceries through DoorDash, it asks me to rate both the order itself AND the shopper. higher ratings should mean something 🥹
I did it for a while and rather enjoyed it lol. Personal shopper for groceries & sundries! and since I'm fast, they'd often tip extra cash on top of what was submitted in app. I never accepted a trip worth less than $15-18, and they'd offer driver incentives so i'd make $100 in a couple hrs.
so awful! I hated Uber eats because hot food smell in a car makes me wanna die 😵💫 but i loved grocery orders.
they're awful! i hated doing Uber Eats. the smell of hot food inside a car makes me wanna die but i loved grocery orders! i almost miss it sometimes. 🥲
but! it could also present bidding wars! and the women would command higher rates for their accuracy and speed. men making five cents on the dollar!
No stars!
i break into random English accent allll the time so you'll hear no quarrel from me, love!
might do it tonight tbh 😭
god forbid a girl expand her horizons!
it would be adorable 🥹🥹
I tried 😵💫
he sure was! it's such a perfect 90's film
it is embedded so deeply in my mind! how he knew book passages down to the paragraph number. and the "how long do you really think i'll let you keep me here?" scene with Mary Steenburgen.
i knew it was something spice!
formally apologizing to Zohran because, having forgot his rap name (which is Young Cardamom), i called him Lil Paprika 😔
sorry, are we ALL not watching Powder on a semi-regular basis?
because it is a masterpiece of cinematic excellence??
Leon Robinson in the audience??
This just made me miss Steen's "i love the smell of his colon" retweets from the hateful place
between "Dexter: Resurrection" and "Alien: Earth", colons are having a banner season
Go Naomi! Go Coco! Go Naomi!! Go Coco!!!
I'm so very sorry, I hope they pull through
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Someone please kill me right now.
For some segment of America, “freedom” means not having to listen to a Black woman, especially if she’s right
Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
Lmaoooooo WHAT DID I SAY
real life terror.
I thought about just doing the second half but no I'd rather it be done as over with ASAP. dragging my old bones into that office 🫠
I finished everything in the house yesterday. 🥺 I could reup today though... 🤔
