i've been eating random inedible shit for so long (see: pica) that i just straight up forgot how it is to tire out my jaw muscles
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i've been eating random inedible shit for so long (see: pica) that i just straight up forgot how it is to tire out my jaw muscles
me with fable 2, no clue what was happening, why i was in a random town or why i was fat
booting up a game after 6 months away: – no idea where I am – forgot the controls – wander for 15 minutes - shelf it for another 6 months
In Luigi's Mansion, there are decorative leaking pipes on the ceiling of the Pipe Room. If Luigi shoots ice at them, they will stop leaking, presumably due to the water inside freezing over. There is no purpose to this interaction other than maximum realism.
There's a Secret Slide in Every Government Building in America
Stop Calling This a Bot Account I Post This Shit by Hand and I Have Eyes on Every Reply
isaac and branlin
So we're watching the GameCrazy training video from 2009 and one of community members commented that this dude looks like "Daniel" / the "Cooler Daniel" ... I laugh it off and then look through the comments to see if anyone said anything.. nope. Then I look up a video about the meme..
People on here will tweet anything. 'Hillary Clinton had slaves.' Yes she did. That is true.
i love latinos being white surpremacists its always like that one tweet of the dude being like "I WISH I WAS BORN WHITE WHY DID I HAVE TO BE FILIPINO" 😭 fundamentally outrageous stance on life
Sea Level xkcd.com/3135/
![Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidj2tdqhkgoamiqf5reqt7kvbpt26x3cgjxsp4rtwwb46qumcltdq@jpeg "Click to view full size")
DMed a game of the one page rule TTRPG "The Witch is dead" during the holidays. I'm not generally a DM that like to do full on improv, i love political intrigues too much for that, but the pitch make it real easy to do. Lot of very cute insane violence occurred, it was very fun.
it's meat day again if you do it day/month style
The problem with trying to start a fight club is every dipshit does the first two rules joke No asshole I want to talk about the club I want people to know about the club This isn't a cult thing I just want to have some buds to tussle with
My grandma bought me the first iPod and the battery died almost immediately so my mom said email Steve Jobs to ask for help so I did and he told me to buy a new one anyway I'm glad he's dead
Commission for @goober40.bsky.social !!!!
This is how i imagine every Black Library authors.
watching town halls @jonbois.bsky.social
Shohei hits a homer off Chandler at 120 MPH, gets hilarious reactions from everybody involved.
EWWWWWWWWWW
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
Drew a funi bat. They at the P place.
hatred
big clunky gearbox that just turns a knob to make the motor spin faster
My favorite labor cartoon
Difference between a husky and border collie... 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky
Jigsaw: Hello Doctor Banner. Let’s play a game. For years you have wait what the shit OH FUCK
So this multi-page corner ad is from 1996, but in 1995 the campaign was a lot more 90s, with stuff like this 👇. Funny how hard it pivoted.
[in a voice that sounds like someone trying to purée aquarium gravel in a secondhand Magic Bullet] don’t trust your doctors, the secret to being healthy is waking up at 4:21 am to squirt organic beef gravy into your anus
(On a date) Me, trying to impress: there’s more of me than meets the eye Her, a decepticon: (eyes narrow)
a poolside gambler for @galateanyx.bsky.social :))
Something is cooking in my cauldron #digitalart
The thinker drinker
The menu at this Indo-Chinese restaurant that just opened has so many bizarre problems but this is my favorite.
the man in charge is so fucking mad
ChatGPT fucks my wife (Source: www.instagram.com/p/DLVAPO4uX1w/)
Translation: Polish multimillonaire Piotr Szczerek stealing the hat a tennis player gifted a child durin the US Open as another reason to make Eat The Rich a reality once and for all:
i think some of the bosses have boobulars
Harrod's Infinite Series
sometimes when I sit at my PC I'm like "I want to play something!" then I scan the steam library and go "but none of these, somehow!" and do nothing instead
good genre of video is just "group of people in a discord vc watching a screenshare of some random ass show"
Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.
my transformers comic 5
I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes
in unreal engine you plug men together
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff “Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way, Drumknott. It’s good for the hygiene of the brain.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men “‘Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it.’ ‘No, actually it isn't,’ said Tiffany. ‘Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.’”
people in 1997 playing Resident Evil: who the fuck would build a mansion like this rich weirdos:
yeah a mask isnt a horrible idea on an nyc roof
best noise: "mmh" lotta emotions that can get transferred with that and its all context
Oh, so they’re like, ACTUALLY, Weekend at Bernie’sing this.
grim fandango, tim schafer talking about the game in early development (1997) archive.org/details/Comp...
The Cage, with Human Soul and Parts
It’s just like Red Dead Redemption
money is realllly tight rn and with rent and moving all coming up like within a week or two i'm gonna link my ko-fi, in the event that anyone wants to toss a few coines my way, I'd greatly appreciate it!! ko-fi.com/kobold_factory
Donkey Boye
Follow me to madness. #ZerasMind
Hello Arin Hanson of Game Grumps. In front of you is a video game. You have to play the tutorial all the way through and not say a slur the editor has to cut out
aw hey thanks i needed that
#NYC baseball coach confronts ICE child predators. “There's only one way to get into the cage, so my whole thing was I can control that. I was in front of the entrance and that's when I just said, you know, I may die here, but they will not take one of these kids." www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...
Translation: "To create the next Balatro, we need to foster an environment that allows failure"
Chicago keeping art alive:
Fun fact, leaving a comment boosts your engagement with that content, making it more likely for that creator to be recommended to you. I am also a menace to society
finally finished this so it'll stop nagging in the back of my head
one of the greatest comic book covers of all time
wishful thinking, also think about the publicity of "everyone jumped at the first hint that he might have died and started celebrating" and what it might do to his ego
My daughter uses our house to work from, from time to time. She always has problems logging into the WiFi and so asks for the password. I could tell her it's on the back of the hub but I like the conversation that we then have too much to lose that.
best quality: his beens
Median voter
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
Rewatching Modesty Blaise and it features one of the funniest setups to a British guy getting owned.
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see i was a HP kid but it's countered by me not wanting to return to my childhood ever