look, he may be responsible for unspeakable war crimes, but he also took the time out of his busy schedule to attend the launch party for my book about Star Wars, so who could say if he was good or bad,
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look, he may be responsible for unspeakable war crimes, but he also took the time out of his busy schedule to attend the launch party for my book about Star Wars, so who could say if he was good or bad,
The Guardians were as many as 15.5 games behind in the division in early July This is the largest deficit overcome to tie or take the lead in a division (1969-on) or league (1900-‘68) Their 11-game Sept deficit is the largest Sept deficit overcome to tie/lead h/t @EliasSports
[me infiltrating Christianity] ...oh noooo guys I just heard from God, the rapture is delayed AGAIN until we pass universal healthcare and a three day weekend
Hi mom? Can you pick me up from school? Yah i’m going viral again
Part of me is curious how closely the Santander decision is tied to Bichette's developing status. If Bichette needs the DH spot in the ALDS, the path to at-bats gets even narrower for Santander. There's not much time to feel that out, though. Strange day. #BlueJays
Something’s coming
God forbid she sits on the floor
touch starved doesn't cut it we got a whole touch irish potato famine over here
Shhh let them cook
I want to emphasize how unusual it is for an FBI director to be putting out evidence like this on Twitter within hours of a shooting. This is not normal. This is the kind of stuff that can compromise investigations.
This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?
Back when Nandor would screm at the injustice of being locked in the kitten cage
👀 Ha, @bluefacts.app says I am “very popular.” I hope that ex who told me people don't like smart girls who like sports is having a terrible day.
If anyone needs a tiny boost today, Gen Alpha is now using “AI” as slang for “bad” and “disingenuous.”
Driver who racks up between $300 and $400 a month in speeding and parking tickets feels like he’s "being bullied.” www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...
I got your October slogan right here October: Might as Well Win the Whole Fucking Thing
Good thread
Not only have they been extremely unlucky at their balls in play, they've struck out just 52 times in that span, second fewest in the majors (KC 48) in that time. For comparison, NYY has 87. So they're putting a lot of balls in play!
I know I've been droning on and on about this, but the Blue Jays batted ball luck is on an extraordinarily bad run. 🧵
One of the most interesting things about Jimmy Kimmel, and what I loved most about his conversation with Bill Burr a few months back, was that they’re both middle-aged white comedians who heard how culture has evolved, took notes, grew up, didn’t get defensive, and became *even more* successful.
Panic! At the Rapture
I was able to zip up a dress I haven’t been able to wear for months and my ttc commute that’s often 45-60 mins was only 30?! These are excellent vibes for tonight’s Jays game!
THEN Hozier came out with a whole multi screen moving show while he was performing that showed all the money billionaires spend on wars across the world. And he did the same thing for EVERY political song ever made to encourage people to fight the systems harming us. It made me so happy
maybe they meant Canadian Rapture, which happens in October
I get that things seem somewhat bleak for the Jays, but they do still hold the division with just 5 games to go. I’ve seen some comments tonight about them being “a wild card team at best”, and I’m sorry, but that earns you an unequivocal Fuck You. They still have the best record in the league.
i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once
Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, ABC reports
POO at Keele
Remember when Roger Clemens dated a 15 year old as an adult?
I didn’t know that. Just found @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social’s piece on it from 2013 tho. www.nbcsports.com/mlb/news/rog...
The adorable little munchkin on my bus says “byebye” whenever people exit the bus im dying
what i want to know is how many people canceled reservations at disney properties
This remarkable therapy uses an approach the Trump administration just cancelled funding for.
Kimmel understands he has a normie audience and although he did not apologize he gave the normies what they wanted (expressing some sorrow for the death of a young man and the widow, commending some conservatives for defending him, dunking on Trump and the chair of the FCC, and a jokey DeNiro cameo)
Win tonight
People say they want a more restrictive immigration system, but only because they have no idea what the system is. If you'd ask them to describe their ideal system (especially for spouse visa's) it's always more liberal. And it's a fucking /disgrace/ that there is no push back
The more I look at this, the more confused I get. 1. Why is Eric Adams wearing a Jomah? 2. Why does the menorah on it have 5 candles??? 3. What does this have to do with Rosh Hashanah?????
Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
ChatGPT is probably the biggest honey pot of willingly-turned over highly confidential information that has ever been created in human history.
Win tonight
i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.
I'm going to bed angry. I hate baseball.
Well done
Nance is NAILS
Boots with the furrrr
It adds to it
Happy birthday!
Rewatching the Lord of the Rings trilogy and I just think it's neat that the first hint that they give about how Saruman is actually a punk ass is when he tells Gandalf to stop smoking weed
Something nice I will say about Bluesky is that the majority of the user base has a deep hatred and mistrust of gimmick or brand accounts so the gimmick accounts that have toughed it out are generally very high quality gimmicks.
FLUHARTY ME HEARTIES
WOW ANOTHER CALL FOR US
Worry? You don’t gotta.
Believe? You gotta.
SUCH FLUFFTY
I love when he just hangs out with me. 😊
Great play!!
George should be allowed to fight that ump, imo.
RFK Jr’s stance on Tylenol makes him such an Advillian.
Go ChiSox. Boo BoSox.
Who let the Red Sox pick up a Lowe?
THEY OWED US
He’s safe
Oh god please no
While it is true that the years start coming and they never stop coming, I found out today there are peach margaritas and you can sit on a patio and sip them
AUAB
Why was Giolito on his bumbum
JUST AS WE PLANNED
George Springer. A miracle.
Zero quit
Active raster
Again, I note the huge overlap between 1) cancel culture terror about supposed totalitarian speech rules of the left, and 2) very rich, powerful men being enraged to discover that social media could be used to accuse them of the sex offences that they have in fact committed
Fuck off Umpires. Eat shit.
This will kill people. Doug Ford is going to kill people. So we’re clear. www.thestar.com/politics/pro...
All Umpires Are Bastards.
This is the thing
Not worried
Wowwwww
Boston has MORE errors than the Yankees??!!!
Yup
Totally shocked by the Manoah news, I was really rooting for him. And he had so many hardcore fans he was so good to. But this front office has developed good instincts for cutting the cord on players who are on a downward trajectory.
Have you seen a sports medicine doctor yet?
Kitty spa best spa
This is very interesting
You cant wash it away but radical acceptance is necessary to struggle less
Bo Bichette is hitting again today, but not running yet. The hitting is going well, but all that really matters for his timeline is how Bichette’s knee responds to running (and bouncing around the infield for ground balls). #BlueJays
The kittens have been incredibly needy today and I’m not complaining
I cant find the reply... but Elon is not a bad person because of Autism Elon is a bad person because he is going to cause millions of people to starve Laid off Hundreds of thousands of people Stripped resources for those in greatest need And has the chest cavity of a Decepticon
Having read Isaac Chotiner interviews for a while now, I think his biggest weapon is simply listening to what people say with an appropriate amount of interest and responding to it logically rather than just plowing on with their outline. It's only revolutionary because hardly anyone else does it.
Yup we’ll be there the whole weekend!
this is the most chotinered a chotiner interview has ever chotinered
I don't know how Chotiner keeps doing it, but he keeps doing it. Every interview is a new the emperor has no clothes moment.
Anthony Santander is not listed in the #BlueJays’ lineup or on their bench today. We’ll hear from John Schneider within the hour.
Nope! Have fun!
he says the full bed is occupied. sorry
this rapture could’ve been a handjob
gotta identify all the traffic lights in a picture to get into heaven; call that the raptcha
"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply." me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...