Mother fuckers I thought this was fake BUT IT IS NOT
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Mother fuckers I thought this was fake BUT IT IS NOT
NEW: A week or so ago, one federal agent kept popping up in videos from Trump's violent DC crackdown—so @jsweetli.bsky.social and I investigated. Turns out he's a 26-year-old US Parks Police officer, a lesser known law enforcement unit currently championed by Interior Sec. Doug Burnum. Our report:
Yall should ask the natuonal lawyers guild to send legal observers for your protests!
It must be a hockey man thing bc Mr lex has said this to me before and when I tell you I fucking SWOONED
Omg makes this post EVEN BETTER CONGRATS!! bsky.app/profile/spid...
I would give you a standing invitation to the peach and apple tree in our yard for ANY baked goods
I feel like I won the internet
im sure months after trump dies @jaketapper.bsky.social will write a book about this
Time traveler Trump is going to kill all the Republicans through colon cancer cuz none of them will have any fiber😂😂😂😂
Omfg @huma.bsky.social RFK is coming after BEANS sentientmedia.org/dietary-guid...
I too would be ready to be president if i went on vacation every month I mean it already is what Trump does (did I guess until the heart failure kicked it into high gear).
Not only is our new acting director of the CDC NOT a scientist, but he also has deep ties to Peter Thiel and Silicon Valley’s techno-utopia movement. One epidemiologist compared Jim O’Neill’s appointment to “making Elon Musk head of the FAA.”
Wild robot was really good. Esp if you have a found family.
Coco. Inside out. Wild robot. Me and my kids sobbed during wild robot
The woman at mod made my pizza like she PERSONALLY was offended by whatever private equity firm owns the place
Ah , Joni, all political careers die at some time.
The man that looks like he was fucking EMBALMED is stopping asiam sunscreens from coming to America
They just accept dark money (like chorus) and pay you (the way chorus paid other content creators)
This f****** goal post moving. You think these creators knew where all their money was coming from when it was being funneled through a non-profit? The LLC that pays you 8K a month to create content also gets funding from the same dark money group that you are out here yelling about.
Not @taylorlorenz.bsky.social getting paid by a fund accepting thay same dark money!
If It™️ doesn't happen by then I don't know what I'll do
At least I'll still have access to European ones since we go to Greece in the summer and my parents are planning to go to Japan in October so I can ask them to buy a bunch of stuff too plus I have a friend who is hopefully going to Korea next year
It's even more important now since Leatherface AKA RFK Jr is not letting us bring in Asian sunscreens anymore. Like we can't even import them because he thinks they're "bad" and "dirty"
Luckily it looks like I found a k beauty store close to my house so I know where I'm going tonight to buy a boatload of sunscreen before they run out of stock
When placing my many many k Beauty orders within the last month or so I have bought all of my skincare all of my hair care all of my scalp care all of my kids hair care but the one thing that I seem to have forgotten was sunscreen and I refuse to use the horrible ones that the US makes.
just ignore all the nazi-ism they espoused
One trans person doing a mass murder means more than HUNDREDS of cis white men dong mass murders to republicans.
But that isn't "poltics" even though it IS politics but whatever
Wild bc conservatives are more likely to cut their kids off for being gay or trans.
Wonderful idea. Def do this. 100% smartest president ever
No 🥰🥰🥰
Someone needs to tell me what a windmill did to trump
If you know a national guardsman who was sent to dc you better call them and their mom and tell them to get their ass back home
I remember telling my childless friends why I take a picture of my kid every day before she goes to school and them looking at me in horror
That is correct
Beatings ON SIGHT
Very likely both. My grandfather is 96. He survived both and fought in both.
When it happens I better not see any of you fucks being like "oh he was a father" or "oh he was a person" I. Don't. Care.
Someone get this ghoul a mirror
Yes
I am gonna skeet while laying down and claim physical inactivity I could also go with depression bc *looks around*
We are all skeeting while lying down. We are all physically inactive. And smokers. And depressed. And fatty. And asthma. (Guys we can lie)
Hahaha we are fuuuucked
According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago. 8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois. And yet Trump is sending troops here.
really? is he holding out on over a year for a scotus nominee????
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT DEMS CANT DO SHIT oh look ice staff was reassigned/fired. oh look the staff that processes student loan repayments were all terminated.
If my child was murdered at school the only thing that would give ME peace is GUN. REFORM.
If you are a news anchor covering this and not DEMANDING gun reform fuck you
A whole week without a school shooting. USA! USA! USA! Every damn day I send my kid to school praying they come home
This is still SO DUMB
The thing abt Bill Gates cutting off funding to Dems (on the same day he visits Trump) -- he actually IS someone that Epstein ... or Ghislaine -- might have blackmail on. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...
I hope taylor and Travis have a lovely life together
i do love how the headlines implies the feud is the constitutional crisis and not the president doing constitutional crisis-y things.
Lol like WHAT DID YOU EXPECT GIRLY POP
im in the office and hearing this woman be PISSED that no one is coming to her FOURTH wedding and no one is buying things off their regestry maam. You are 50 plus years old. At this point dont you have all your dinner plates???
imagine having a 4th wedding and doing a FOURTH wedding registry and then being pissed when people dont buy shit when they bought stuff for your first 3 weddings.
So fucking gross. I cannot stand it. I've met plenty of Cubans who think im white and the shit that they say is disgusting
"all of a sudden we're just like mexicans" and then they try to lump all latinos together
Today in Alabama, @runforsomething.net candidate Alex Braswell is up in a special election for AL state house -- she's the first Democrat to run there in 15 years; Kamala only won 9% of the vote. This is the reddest of red places. It's still worth fighting for & giving people there a choice.
it makes him dangerous but ineffective. he could never keep the republicans in line the way trump does.
Stephen miller is an ACTUAL domestic extremist terrorist. A US citizen whose views of Americans are so far right and causes fear amongst ANY people of color REGARDLESS of their citizenship I hope he falls face first into the middle of a cactus field.
I really need the occasion to make an orange cake.
Let's take this moment to thank @atrupar.com for all he does, because if there's ever a brain-frying moment to be clipping Trump videos, it's this one. I cannot express how much I've come to rely on Aaron's work, and I'm sure I'm not alone. Subscribe!
You know who wouldn't threaten Dr's w criminals prosecution for trans care? Harris. Honestly even newsom wouldn't do this.
Just dance vance is a terrible human but he isn't worse than trump Trump can do this bc of the cult of personality that seems to follow him and republicans are scated of trump Jd has no personality and no one is scared of him
What kind of robberies are you part of???
Listen we are PLANNING We got the drink and the food
🙏 🙏🙏
The guy saying "oh liberals are just gonna follow the law? Lame af" (aka the photo) is exactly what is wrong w leftists
Do not come, Donald Trump. You are neither wanted nor needed here in Illinois.
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
Godzilla would never shrink to make men comfortable. Make them flee in terror when they see you coming. Refuse to yield, be a menace.
www.zennioptical.com/id-guard?srs...
no fucking way. anti facial identification glasses? FUCK YEAH www.zennioptical.com/b/all-glasses
it doesnt even matter bc mainsteam media is just gonna report this like fact and math is the devil
i bet not a SINGLE reporter said "hold on so patients will be paid to take drugs? that is what a 1000% decrease means" and whipped out a calculator
Yeah? Like roe v wade? Oh or chevron?
i wonder if we are gonna get republicans invoking trump the way the invoked regan
every headline I see about trump wanting the govt to own more companies is just making this more likely
I am gonna draft an executive order saying every day is taco tuesday and weekends are now automatically 3 days long. Same effect.
Snoop dog has become a disappointment
WSJ EDITORIAL BOARD: ".. Not long ago it would have been hard to imagine a Republican President demanding government ownership in a private company, but here we are." @wsj.com $INTC www.wsj.com/opinion/and-...
Honestly i should set my poli sci degree on fire
They kept screaming harris was a communist and now we have trump seizing production 😭😭😂😂
I got the drink ready and a babysitter Yall giving me too much hope
What they have done to dc makes me want to fucking do some felonies And then chicago next? Every city i love? Maybe I need to start loving some red towns (bc they dont have cities)
I keep hearing this and he isn't dead yet man 😭😭😭😭
Bitch who the fuck is scared to go to fucking dinner?
I will never forgive leftists, Republicans, maga, and non voters for giving us this hellscape
Kamala Harris warned you and they called her a liar.
A deranged, propaganda generating, arrogant lawyer with no scientific training once again disparages scientists who work at the agency of which he is the head. A man opened fire at the CDC because of rhetoric like this a mere 15 days ago. HHS has been doing gold-standard science for decades.
I am OBESSED with the gap x katseye commercial
What i want to do is take a nap. What i am gonna do is chug this alani and go to this white family's party
I loved the "it's not a wad of cash" 😂😂😂
Nah that's not a good position. Now is when you start the work. Focus groups. Message testing. So much has to start years im advanced.
I love jb. Personally I want his teddy graham ass here bc im selfish 😂 But just weeks ago people were against him bc he supported IL hospitals who were saying they were not going to do gender affirming care for trans youth so they dont lose federal funding.
😂😂😂😂😂
Had a chance to stop a member of the Guard and ask whether they carried any guidance on their person about Posse Comitatus Act (and/or a list of "exceptions" like the troops in LA were given per DOJ). He didn't seem sure what PCA is but did show me this doc he had in his pocket on rules of force.
