Harvesting the botfly larva I've been nurturing in my neck all weekend twitch.tv/liam
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Harvesting the botfly larva I've been nurturing in my neck all weekend twitch.tv/liam
Is pee supposed to look green after getting a Prince Albert?
Relapsing, back tomorrow.
Cleaning out my PC before the cops come twitch.tv/liam
No spoilers but I just got to the point in silksong where we find out that lace is hornet's half sister on the side of herrah that queen weaver from hollow knight, and now I'm wondering if the 6 terabytes of hornet x lace futa porn I have on my computer is still legal here in texas
No stream tonight, my body pillow boyfriend and I are on a hot date. Maybe tomorrow
wish they'd include my adoring chat as the morbidly obeast fucks they really are:
a viewer made a horror game about me with an accurate layout of my entire apartment which I've never shown before
Nonstop runs of dogshit game till this aneurysm pops and frees me of this hellish life twitch.tv/liam
Bluesky took my post about loosening my chastity cage down this is so homophobic I can't even stream tonight
Do you guys think a neck tattoo would be appropriate to honor Charlie's memory? Or am I jumping the gun a little bit?
I just can't catch a break lately, can I? Charlie... 3
No stream tonight, getting ready for a furry con I'm going to back in cali this weekend (iykyk) Back tomorrow or wednesday
Pushing buttons with more foam dribble action and maybe even a tiny bit of vomit live now twitch.tv/liam
bug fap stream twitch.tv/liam
nvm hollow knight is PACKING. Mayyyybeeeeeee I'mmmmmm bi?
silksong r34 might be making me straight again
Spent the morning at a nursing home and I don't think I've ever been hornier. It's gonna take all night to calm me down. See you tomorrow.
It's the golden hour, time for a golden shower of runs twitch.tv/liam
Cock ranking stream, send me your cocks live on stream and I'll rate them until I'm banned twitch.tv/liam
One of my friends MASSIVELY overreacted to my prank yesterday. Old don (you wouldn't know him, I call him old don) sent the freaking SECRET SERVICE after me. Wtf??? It's cool tho I told them I wasn't home twitch.tv/liam
Picked up some talcum powder and like 100 envelopes, setting up for the funniest prank my friends have ever seen live at twitch.tv/liam
Stupid fucking Rapscallions.
I come back from a long stressful hiatus to the RUDEST chat in the fucking world. Only 50 participants in my streamelements scam??? FUCK YOU!!! You all have exactly ONE chance to redeem yourselves: go into my stream and gift 5 subs RIGHT NOW or I'm going to whip out a much harder r-word than "rude"
Got a livecam on my mold-growing toilet for stream tonight, let's see if we can get a full throated civilization going before stream ends twitch.tv/liam Also, you people need to step the FUCK up on my streamelements sponsor assholes
It's totally not scummy, I promise! If you don't put in at least 40 hour you're banned for life Oh also, I'm live! twitch.tv/liam
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back from rehab twitch.tv/liam
Bubsy appreciation stream twitch.tv/liam
My gay must be flaring up because that new bubsy model's making my pencil extra hard rn
I'm in "vegas" right now losing all my money to "gambling" in "vegas" and totally not crack in this tent I made out of trash bags and set up on the edge of the desert. No streams until my next twitch payout
I'm a true texan now, it's time I start infusing an extra dose of racism into these streams twitch.tv/liam
I sold all the fiber optic cables in the neighborhood for crack money, no streams until spectrum replaces it
Dealer appreciation stream twitch.tv/liam
These cops are on my ass about some stupid joke and I can't afford a lawyer because of all the crack.
If I tell someone (jokingly of course because I would never say this seriously) to kill themself, and they do, I can't be charged with anything can I?
Moving out of the crack den tonight. I didn't get kicked out, I wanted to leave, it'd be extremely pathetic of me to actually get kicked out of a crack den. Anyway, gotta find a couch to crash on, no streams till I do
Manifesting your downfall twitch.tv/liam
I have already run out of money again. What a rush. Give me more. twitch.tv/liam
Sssory fr offline gottwich payout nd crackiiiiiikkkkkng it up all weeekkmd
Found a crack nugget, gonna savor it tonight. Back tomorrow - unless my twitch payout gets in, then it's more crack time
This stream is going to be so chiropractic it will literally break your neck and leave you paralyzed for the rest of your life twitch.tv/liam
guess this means I have to return twitch.tv/liam
I ran out of crack money, this is actually the worst day of my life
cracisgod.
I've been up for over 4 dayss now I think I;'ve transcended god everything is so much clearr to me thans ever before gift subs i need crack
Anyonne wanna gift aa few subs? I spent all my money on themove and m jonesing prettty hard rn
Shoutout to the Merced County Disposal Site btw, GREAT place for barrels
It was touch-and-go but I think I got rid of all the evidence. Had to take out a bunch of people who were probably innocent just to be safe, but who cares. Now I'm totally legit moving to Texas and not the crack den down the street, so no streams until after I come down from the crack I mean move
They found one of the barrels. I have maybe 3 hours to barrel up all the witnesses before my life is ruined. If you don't hear from me again, I want you all to know that I was dead serious about every psychotic thing I've ever said. If I'm back tomorrow, it was all a bit don't worry about it
I walked over 20 steps to get lunch today and I'm still out of breath, probably shouldn't stream tonight
To be honest at first I thought he said "in continents" but that doesn't make any sense either because of course I'm in a continent it's called the glorious US of A and it's not a medical condition either.
My stupid jackass doctor told me I have "incompetence." What the fuck does that even mean? First of all, he can go fuck himself, he's getting the barrel TODAY. Second of all, he's just wrong, I'm like the most competent streamer on the PLANET. And third of all, how is this a medical thing?
Meeting with the parole officer went long but I'm streaming anyway twitch.tv/liam
I was going to go live tonight, but I ran out of excuses not to go live tonight, so I can't go live tonight.
I just remembered that I'm gay now and it fucked me up. Maybe tomorrow.
I think some of those boogers messed up my tumtum, so can't stream tonight :(
one sub and I eat boogers live on stream twitch.tv/liam
I left my window cracked open and a gust of wind rushed through and made a really freaky noise. No streams until I recover.
Told ya twitch.tv/liam
Cumming home soon, be ready for a massive gaping stream tomorrow!
Cumming home soon, be ready for a massive gaping stream tomorrow!
Cumming home soon, be ready for a massive gaping stream tomorrow!
sorry for the late update, these gays are NOT getting done quick. Maybe... tomorrow?
Ran out of ozempic. Dealer said he restocks in the morning, so tomorrow should still be a go.
No stream tonight, I'm spending the next week at Gays Done Quick (the sexier GDQ) and my flight leaves super early tomorrow. Like, 3 PM early.
I've come to terms with my predicament. I guess this really isn't a choice after all. At least I have the f-slur pass now.
It's not pride month anymore, but I still yearn for the pp. I'm not scared, I promise. It just needs another day or two to go away... right?
Wait why didn't my pfp change back
I TURN STRAIGHT AGAIN TOMORROW! I'm so excited I can't even stream.
Sorry, been resting the butt so I can be prepped and puckered for the last day of Gay tomorrow. Ended up sleeping through stream start time, so I'll have to postpone it.
I already put on the rubber suit for pride tomorrow, I can't go live like this.
Yeah sorry that was the day they didn't put enough cheese on my chipotle
It's my last weekend of gay, I can't be wasting it streaming fucking mario kart, can I? No, fuck that, I'm playing runescape bitches.
got my first grindr match all month. Gonna be pounding it out all night. Back tomorrow maybe?
EARLY STREAM GET IN AND GET FUCKED LIKE MY SUSPICIOUSLY CHIBI-LOOKING ANKHA BODY PILLOW BEFORE I TURNED GAY AND REALIZED FLICK WAS MY ONE TRUE LOVE twitch.tv/liam
For every 20 subs, I add a millimeter of girth to my sounding rod twitch.tv/liam
I can't seem to get the jar out though
It's only been like 3 weeks and I'm already stretched so far, I could do the one guy one jar challenge without breaking the jar.
Chlamydia's flaring up, I knew I shouldn't have gone to that gay orgy for lunch. Tomorrow I hope I'll be live.
I only got second at beerio kart, so I had to barrel Ludwig. No big loss tbh, but I'm too tired to stream tonight.
WORLD RECORD CHUGGER BITCHES I NURSE THAT SHIT LIKE IT'S A TEAT
Getting pre-lit for beerio kart at my good pal luddy's house tomorrow. Gotta get a couple scars on my liver if I'm gonna win drunk kart racing!
Thank you, victims of centuries of oppression, for giving me another excuse not to stream tonight <3
Normally I'd make a hilarious and usually self-deprecating joke, but I can't think of anything that wouldn't get me cancelled so this is all you get.
Happy juneteenth!!
And no, I'm not doing a P-word bit for Pride month like I did with M-word May. I already exhausted all the P-words I know. Maybe come November I'll be able to bring that bit back.
Sorry, I'm at a poly pan pride penile penetration party tonight and probably every night until the gay wears off on july 1.
loljk actually going live tonight (I don't want to show hole) twitch.tv/liam
Every fucking day mun...
All my gay edging kink friends absolutely love my bit about tricking my audience into thinking I'm just about to go live and then never going live. In a way, not going live is the perfect way to celebrate pride. This is not reverse psychology, I'm just a gay man who loves satisfying his gay friends
I forgot to announce I wasn't going live last night. Look, I'm just one guy trying to maintain a twitter, facebook, insta, discord, threads, snapchat, bluesky, gettr, grindr, gab, and truth social account. Things are going to slip through the cracks every once in a while.
Yeah, I said hundreds. I'm like Elon Musk except I'm not so obscenely wealthy that women would look past the rotten personality or deformed septic penis. Also I've become afflicted with the Gay so sperm bank children are the only ones I can have.
Happy Father's Day to all the hundreds of kids whose moms selected the Clint Stephens sperm from the sperm bank. No, Clint is not the father, and no, I won't stop donating in his name any time soon.
I was going to go live today, but I decided to join the No Kings protest on the side of the kings, and it's just been such a long day shooting less-lethal (but still lethal lol take that losers) rounds at women and children. Tomorrow I promise I will stream for father's day <3
I've been playing MK World, and I'm not gonna lie, that cow is fucking hot. I don't even know if it's a gay thing, because it's like trans or something, right? I don't even know if it has a penis, all I know is I'm about to spend all night gooning to porn of it.
Probably not though
I know I haven't been live for a while but there's a massive discount on gift subs going on at twitch.tv/liam/subscribe, but you only have two more days to take advantage of it! I know you want nothing more than to make me happy, and if you give me enough subs, I might actually hop on and stream!!
Figured out a quicker way to deal with my Joanne problem: putting her with every other woman whose ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with me. Took all day but the witch is barrelled and I no longer have anything holding me back from streaming. Tomorrow.