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Lillikoifish

@lillikoifish.bsky.social

Convention Artist / Failed Twitch Streamer / 30 / Hockey Shitposter If you’re mad about something I said, it’s not that deep, calm down.

created September 28, 2023

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IT WAS LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING THING IVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

8/9/2025, 3:26:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya girl was In The Pit.

8/9/2025, 2:42:44 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Chemical Romance is a Band from New Jersey

8/9/2025, 2:42:21 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If i get the rude label ill be so pissed. Im not rude. Im insane. Theres a difference!

5/9/2025, 4:49:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The philly fans are chanting, thats never good.

5/9/2025, 4:18:22 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Demons are beaming instructions directly into his brain. Lucifer is literally inside his cerebellum. I can only assume so that he has the players touch butts?!??

5/9/2025, 2:52:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only if you tell Nate Mac that i love him very much, also if you could give him a big warm hug and a gold star on his visor, that would be above and beyond but id appreciate it.

5/9/2025, 1:35:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always love it when a coach has a certain haunted look in their eyes. This man has seen the devil.

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5/9/2025, 1:12:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you imagine someone today being UPSET a dress made their butt look good???

5/9/2025, 12:56:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im sensing im watching the less cringy option. As michael kors shames a model for looking like she “ate too many ho hos”

5/9/2025, 12:53:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Theres football on tonight but im watching project runway reruns and gagging at the insane shit the judges were saying in 2006

5/9/2025, 12:46:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. Dont give a fuck about internet randos 2. Call people assholes when you see it 3. DEMAND THE PLAYERS MAKE OUT AT CENTER ICE!!!!

5/9/2025, 12:41:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call people jerks more often too lmao. Dont capitulate. Just say ppl are jerkss. CUZ THEY WERE.

5/9/2025, 12:03:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it was a lot of young people who tied like, their entire morality into every interest they had, and honestly i think the number one lesson i learned being in that fandom is: care WAY the fuck less about what people think.

4/9/2025, 11:57:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was like, i dont get it, why is everyone acting like dylan strome is some hidden crosby? He was on mcdavids line, but like hes fine, why are you all freaking out? And people told me to kill myself lmao

4/9/2025, 11:41:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to get death threats and suicide bait on twitter all the time because i said i wasnt getting the hype for some prospect. So i guess i prefer this lmaooo

4/9/2025, 11:38:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is just the start. All those ai companies are going to be sued into oblivion, and any b2b ai companies are gonna find themselves abiding by such strict parameters so they dont infringe, theyll be completely unusable. AI is dying dying dying. Who coulda seen it coming besides everyone.

4/9/2025, 10:35:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So what happened here is WB finally decided that its less profitable to allow midjourney and other image ai generation services to exist and be usable for everyone. Will WB be ai free? Maybe, maybe not. But ultimately they made the call that letting THE ENTIRE WORLD use their IPs was DAMAGING.

4/9/2025, 10:33:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2011?

4/9/2025, 9:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cozy Autumn Outfit. I fucking hate wearing pants. Fuck you.

4/9/2025, 9:36:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh the sexy cute cardigans and knee high boots~ oh the sweet adorable fairisle sweaters and tweed skirts~ oh i love fall fashion~~~ hahahhahahahhaHAHHAHAHAHAH

4/9/2025, 9:21:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People are drawing their fall outfits so im drawing mine too LMAO

4/9/2025, 9:06:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well if theyd just fucking post them i wouldnt have to bang on about them on bluesky!

4/9/2025, 8:37:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the pinups of all the players in the new unis.

4/9/2025, 8:35:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody is posting hockey shit cuz this offseason was weaksauce and im like. This is bullshit. I demand NHL chaos. NOW.

4/9/2025, 7:58:29 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not touching silk song, i hate metroidvanias. Yall have a blast tho!

4/9/2025, 7:11:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A man is hot: weak shit, no reaction. A man is hot, AND COVERED IN BLOOD: THE GEYSERS HAVE ERUPTED IN TIME WITH EVERY BREATH I FUCKING TAKE BITCH!!!!!!!!

4/9/2025, 7:06:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BUMP THE JETSET LIFE IS GONNA KILL YOU ONE TIME BEFORE A GAME AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS GETTING A HAT TRICK. EVEN THE GOALIE.

4/9/2025, 7:00:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have any hockey players ever mention my chemical romance or are they all just terminally fuckless?

4/9/2025, 6:59:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THIS IS OUR DESTINY. THIS IS THE FUTURE, HERALDED BEFORE ITS TIME.

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4/9/2025, 6:33:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!

4/9/2025, 12:29:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never got any shit from anyone from Marner’s camp. Obviously im not a big enough deal for them to care that i think AUSTON AND MITCH SHOULD MAKEOUT AT CENTER ICE

3/9/2025, 5:30:08 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀 drama hitting the fucking ceiling in my industry rn….

2/9/2025, 11:15:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is just fucking freaky

2/9/2025, 9:52:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thats why theyre writing about it. Cuz they cant make it. Its so rare to find criticism thats actually worth as much or more than the lowest of low garbage artwork some idiot shat out a random tuesday. Genuinely bad fanfiction has more artistic merit and value than any given art critic.

2/9/2025, 7:53:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wanna see linky loo laying in the sunlight?

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2/9/2025, 7:51:45 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LIVE MUSIC AT EWR?????!!!?!! Thats SO FUN i love that

1/9/2025, 8:30:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOOK AT IT

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1/9/2025, 8:26:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JUMPSCARED BY OLD SPIRIT AIRLINES LIVERY

1/9/2025, 8:25:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BOOO TOO EASY

1/9/2025, 8:16:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BUT WHAT DID YOU SING AT KARAOKE LILLI?! Im so flattered you remembered!! Here’s the track, and yes, i did knock em dead ;) youtu.be/BQndQV9E8C8?...

1/9/2025, 3:50:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will die on the hill that it is exceedingly normal

1/9/2025, 3:47:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Safe to say yall liked this one!

1/9/2025, 5:22:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some might say average, some might say

1/9/2025, 2:50:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SPEAK ON IT BUZZ!!!!!!!!!

1/9/2025, 2:49:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SHORT KIIIIIIIIIINGS

1/9/2025, 2:06:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly nothing more insufferable than a tall guy who thinks thats all he needs to be to be better than everyone else. Definitely prefers the shorties.

1/9/2025, 2:04:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im into whatever makes the punchline funnier

1/9/2025, 2:01:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

1/9/2025, 1:59:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIGHT LIKE. PERFECTLY AVERAGE. WHY DO PEOPLE COMMENT ON IT.

1/9/2025, 1:56:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please consult last post, but 5’4” for the record

1/9/2025, 1:53:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ive climbed a counter top or two in my day.

1/9/2025, 1:53:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guys say im short, other girls say im tall, which is it!!!

1/9/2025, 1:49:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, and your mother loves to put her tits on my head!!!!!

1/9/2025, 1:49:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feel free to use this one guys, im donating it to the community

1/9/2025, 1:43:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If i were a guy (im 5’4”) and someone tried to clown on me for being short, id simply say “yeah, and your mother loves to put her tits on my head”

1/9/2025, 1:43:28 AM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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AND ITS LOADED

31/8/2025, 6:07:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Affirmative

31/8/2025, 5:07:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is sexually objectified Watto all over my timeline

31/8/2025, 3:37:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And im cocky and arrogant as fuck. Some say thats a deal breaker.

31/8/2025, 12:15:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cute, funny, AND i have huge tits

31/8/2025, 12:14:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, asking me my favorite mcr song is a better lead in.

31/8/2025, 12:12:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AND ANOTHER. Right at close. Amazing.

31/8/2025, 12:12:17 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

30/8/2025, 11:47:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HA true. Gotta have wheels on that wagon!

30/8/2025, 11:38:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I LOVE CALI literally my favorite place ever

30/8/2025, 11:38:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My ideal is like. A fusion of sidney crosby and frank iero. Absolutely tatted to shit, thicker than a snicker, charming, cute, a big dork, and short. No taller than 5’9”. Dark eyes, green or hazel is acceptable too.

30/8/2025, 11:35:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure theres always a chance, yall got the blueprint, just copy it :)

30/8/2025, 11:30:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DONT LOOK BAACK IN ANGERRRRR I HEARD YOU SAYYY

30/8/2025, 11:23:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like unless youre a frank iero clone im not saying yes that fast

30/8/2025, 11:22:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im easy like that

30/8/2025, 11:20:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IM SAYING!

30/8/2025, 11:18:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CURSED!

30/8/2025, 11:18:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was dancing and singing along to mcr so, yeah. Too perfect for these boys.

30/8/2025, 11:18:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. Like i dont even know your vibe dude

30/8/2025, 11:17:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Props to him for putting himself out there, but im at work and we had literally never spoken before that moment. Not my favorite approach.

30/8/2025, 11:10:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>adds another notch to the “asked out while vending at my booth” tally

30/8/2025, 11:07:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Multi billion dollar company btw

30/8/2025, 4:57:09 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally. Lmao.

30/8/2025, 4:52:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best brother ever literally

30/8/2025, 4:52:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh fuck you hahahahhahahhahha

30/8/2025, 4:47:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HIGH PRAISE

30/8/2025, 4:41:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally im HUNGRY less, i full on just dont feel hungry 24/7. Its WILD.

30/8/2025, 4:11:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a great track record with bitches who wanna kill me

30/8/2025, 4:11:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone orders a hit on me i hope they know im seducing the assassin.

30/8/2025, 3:43:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ever since i quit my job ive been shedding pounds like crazy. Like its wild what leaving a high stress environment does for your body.

30/8/2025, 3:34:56 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit almost 1k followers?! Hehehe… yall must really love my personality ;))))

29/8/2025, 3:12:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hes not in DANGER….

29/8/2025, 3:53:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read that on a forum and swear to god it was like my sleeper agent phrase. I am AWAKE.

28/8/2025, 9:37:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie. Mother fucker.

28/8/2025, 9:36:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im imagining natemac reading my posts about him. Yknow im not actually sure how hed react.

28/8/2025, 9:29:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PEOPLE CALLED HIM A BUST. YESSIR HE BUST. IN MY BUTT.

28/8/2025, 9:18:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

28/8/2025, 9:02:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THE ONLY BUST THAT NATHAN MACKINNON SHOULD DO IS INSIDE ME

28/8/2025, 9:01:54 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sadly cannot hit the high notes :(

28/8/2025, 8:57:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rewatching this clip and just SEETHING…….

28/8/2025, 4:00:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if hes like, the nega-gretzky, and only wins AFTER he gets dealt, but its like every year his team wins, after he leaves 3 seperate teams. He just cup hops until he dies.

28/8/2025, 2:59:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. Honestly…. I see it hehehheheheheh

28/8/2025, 1:33:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the aiiirport, the aiirrrport, the aiirpooort the airpooort!

28/8/2025, 1:19:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Phil was a little bit less selfish a player

28/8/2025, 1:19:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view