Orpheus: Marco Eurydice: Polo Narrator: and they lived happily ever after
He/him, 36, queer, poet, nerd, gamer, baker, spooky boy, soft boy, hopeless romantic. Love horror, fantasy and scifi. All my writings are about small moments and feelings. Click #poetry and search by user for my poetry. 🇲🇽🏳️🌈 https://linktr.ee/ljdomac
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Orpheus: Marco Eurydice: Polo Narrator: and they lived happily ever after
I got my birthday gift from @thebihashira.bsky.social today in the mail. I didn't know what to expect when he said he got me something. I once went on and on about how much I love this movie. Cut to me opening the package and just tearing up. Love that guy. Thanks, Mark. You're the best.
Those guayaba conchas were so good. I know my place.
Nope.
Alec bread > Lucas
She does this every few months. She'll get tired of her last game and start angling for a new one. It's funny that apparently it's now a "You and Alec" problem and not just me. There's not enough farming sims in the world to hold back the beast, though.
I will never stop finding it hilarious that after all those years of me as a kid standing in front of those Walmart glass displays begging for a playstation game, I am now an adult and my grown mother is the one asking me for video games.
I reminded her that Alec has sent her a bunch of bread and he has been so kind. He doesn't need to be dragged into her farming video game addiction. She goes, "you're worth more than bread. You're worth bread AND a video game." That's my worth. Homemade Bread + 60 dollar video game = Lucas.
My mom just called me to ask for the new Story of Seasons game. She goes, "I'm hoping you and Alec can put your hearts together and feel enough love for me to buy this old woman a new video game." "Why is Alec included in this conversation?" "I'm giving him my precious son. He must pay his dues."
That mewtwo one is crazy cool.
This year felt like a year around May. We're currently in the second or third year of this year.
I just tend to call you guys by your display names which just happen to be people's names often. I'll be like "Did you see Tek's post?" and he'll be like "Tek? Who is Tek? Oh you mean Wahaka" You're both Gale and Tek as far as I'm concerned.
Whenever I see your handle, the first word that pops up for me is Ford. I pretend your name is Ford. You're just built tough, I guess.
Thank youuu.
Before he fell asleep he said you'd get two whole breads for Christmas! Two!
Nooo Joey. Don't be sad. He's just sleepy and cranky. He gets so cranky as soon as it gets close to 9pm his time.
Want it to be soonerrrr.
Alec wouldn't plug things to his head, but I'm already freezing bullets midair and doing cool kicks with sick camera spins.
That's literally us. The computer screen feels so much worse now that I know what it's like to be in the same room. I know too much now.
Alec and I are like two separated little fishies and our computer screens are the edges of our tanks. We just swim toward each other and make kissy faces against the glass but can't actually reach other. It's very sad.
There's an eyeball monster? Maybe I should start watching.
Happy birthday!
I would like to go on record saying that I've personally witnessed him nap with me own two eyes.
Even though they showed him to us, we should all keep pretending we can't see him.
Thank you! I did have a good day 😁 These old rickety bones are having the time best of times.
Ahahaha. I feel so loved and supported.
The math checks out for me. We can round up, even.
If this post gets 1 like from someone named Lucas, I'm gonna buy myself donuts.
We did watch it! It was Alec's pick for movie night. I really liked it! It's a fun movie.
I didn't hear about this movie until like maybe early twenties. And all I know is that people love it and that somebody killed Inigo's father. That's it.
Alec: "It's Mandy Patinkin's greatest role." Me: "Who does he play? The princess?" "No" "The bride?" "No" "The the!?" I know zero things about The Princess Bride.
I don't wanna be crispy :(
A single bottle of Da Bomb hot sauce being opened in Wisconsin would be a mass casualty event. I would survive it but the rest of the state wouldn't.
I'd be so mad if I was a celebrity having to promote a project in this day and age. What do you mean I have to scald my entire throat eating some stupidly spicy hot sauce just to tell you all to go watch my movie? Why can't we just talk about it without me developing gastrointestinal issues?
Didn't even die once. The time I got poisoned didn't count. The time I slipped off the cliff with the rain didn't count. The time I got stranded on a fiery rock and had no choice but to jump into lava didn't count. Didn't die once.
Beat Peak on my first try. Didn't even die once.
The last time you had me pinned, I got out so easy.
If you want to mud wrestle, we can mud wrestle, I guess.
I just tried to hit play on this even though I had just actually watched it.
Stay safe!
It was a very nice day. I enjoyed it.
Lmao Paquita! RIP queen.
Gracias Chikiiii!
Having a nice night listening to music, drinking wine, and talking to Alec. I'm a little drunk and the world is smiling at me.
Thank you! I'll give it a listen to right now. I'm actually listening to music at the moment.
Whose side are you on, Insom!?
But you want the donut, right? Because I want a donut.
So you're just going to bring this up on my birthday at my birthday party on my birthday over some birthday candy?
Thank you to all of you who took the time to say happy birthday. I went years without celebrating my birthday so this is actually the most people that have said happy birthday to me lol. I appreciate you all and if I ever meet any of you in real life, I'll buy you a donut or something.
Thank you, Insomnom. I've been using the alien cat sticker you sent me as a bookmark btw. I love it.
Thank you, Jorgito! Not you making me sound like a pillar of the community, though. Riot would be so proud of me. Love you, broski.
Oh hell yeah
Aww. Thanks, Gav! Btw I like reading your letterboxd reviews about movies I've literally never heard of lol. If I open up that site, I always take a "what has Gav been watching?" moment.
Thank you, friend 😁
I'm so glad we met, Mark. Gonna keep you around foreveerrrrr.
A happy birthday from my favorite person is all it takes to make it happy. Thank you, boyfriend. I'll take a billion kisses now.
Happy birthday to me! This last year has been a great year for me in my personal life despite the ever-consuming fires outside. Fell in love, made a bunch of new friends, Carly Rae Jepsen announced new music, important stuff like that. I'm very happy I get to stick around. Here's to more.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GRIM REAPER TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
I mean, if it's of any help, I'll use my birthday wish asking for it to happen.
Well I deal with insomnia so we might be able to balance each other out here.
Some nights my body will need melatonin + muscle relaxer to even begin to get comfortable enough to sleep. I'm impressed by anyone whose head can hit the pillow and they're out.
At least that midlife crisis (if you can call it that) is useful. I was so bad at school that I don't think that route is for me, though. Good luck on your studies! Rooting for you! What are you in grad school for?
I didn't even get to read to Alec tonight. He literally fell asleep mid sentence and started snoring lmao. I envy this man's ability to just instantly be out and away from this world. Just want a fraction of his power.
You got rhythm, Joey? You gonna shake those hips?
We should spread out our martial arts specialties for the Lucas batallion.
Zumba buddies?! Zumbuddies!
Bonus points? Overachiever midlife crisis.
I had a dream I was a kitten and you didn't save me from the tornado 🥺
Idk that trains are my vibe. I'd probably recreate the entire street of Nightmare on Elm Street or something. You could open up the little houses to reveal entire scenes of people dying. It would be awesome.
@alecisbaking.bsky.social See! You do qualify for having your midlife crisis.
Is there an alternative to a midlife crisis that doesn't involve buying a sports car and dating someone half your age? I feel like I should start planning mine out now. Maybe I'll be boring and just get really into Zumba but in an aggressive way where I try to get you all to go to classes with me.
I know, Chris. I know you're there willingly. Believe me. I know.
Chris, that poor man, he must work so hard.
Mi primo y mi tío.
Are you also bratty, Jason? Or are you just some kind of anarchy chaos demon? Guessing anarchy chaos demon.
He has to be at work at like 5:30am and he can be cranky when he doesn't get enough sleep lol. Also don't encourage him! He has bratty tendencies.
One more minute, Alejandro!
Yes. 2 more minutes!
I really enjoy found footage movies and bad horror so I'm basically the target audience for them lol. I've watched every single VHS movie and most of them are bad. I love them for it.
I really gotta start offering the pancakes after the bank robbery suggestion. Maybe I'll get more takers then 🤔.
I have played Repo! It's funny. I do enjoy that one. I have not played Peak yet. Some friends asked Alec and me to play with them sometime and we'll probably give it a go soon. I can't quite figure out the appeal from gameplay videos I've seen but it has so many good reviews. We'll see.
I will watch any VHS movie they decide to put out. I love them even when they're at their worst.
We're getting another one! youtube.com/watch?v=l8XxoeV5LRU
I'm so excited to be so underwhelmed by yet another V/H/S movie.
I tried to get into that game but I just get bored lol. I really wanted to love it. I needed it to be more spooky.
I guessss. I probably can't pull a whole team together and come up with a plan that we can execute before Alec gets home and says no, anyway.
Capitalism. It's a modern day Robin Hood situation.
You get it, New. You're on the team.
Listen, this isn't the first nor the last time I joke about robbing a bank. I just really like a heist moment, okay? Never your bank. Unless you're mad about the backflip off the roof in which case, yeah, fair. I definitely shouldn't do that one. No way I land it.
No bank robbing? Man, you must really want to stay on Alec's Christmas list.
is this before or after we rob a bank? Also the last witch I allowed to read tarot cards in my direction knew too much about my future so I'm gonna pass.
Alec left to play D&D with friends for the night which means I am unsupervised and I'm free to break all rules. Who wants to join me in having pancakes for dinner or trying to do backflips off the roof or robbing a bank?
I'd like to add that although I'm a Mexican immigrant who had a wildly different upbringing from you, reading about your struggles with the way people view the way you speak and the pressures of societal expectations and judgments, I found a lot of common ground, and your words very comforting.
My boyfriend slept through the majority of the book, which, in his case, is a compliment to your writing lol. As the person who was awake for the whole thing, I can say the entire book is a lovely, heartfelt piece of work. "Under the Pews" and "I'm Sorry, Chris" were my favorites. Great job.
My nemesis is in his model era. The evil team is gonna make some recruitments with this one. Go off, Wargs.
I can hear this post in my head.
The professional threatening aura off of that subject line is through the roof.
