Celeste Shun๐ป (@charxthree.bsky.social) reposted
What happened to July and August?
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view profile on Bluesky Celeste Shun๐ป (@charxthree.bsky.social) reposted
What happened to July and August?
William Shakespeare (@shakespeare.lol) reposted
Not yet quite dead?
Robert Garcia (@robertgarcia.bsky.social) reposted
This week, Oversight Committee Dems are meeting with many of the victims of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. We will listen to their stories and continue our work to seek justice against anyone responsible for these horrific crimes.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
The so-called treasure belongs to either no one or, more accurately, the victims that the Nazis stole it from. Neal/Mozzie didn't steal it from anyone who can be considered a victim here. #WhiteCollar
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
The problem with Season 3 of White Collar is that... - Nazis plundered the treasure and wealth of Europe - They put art and treasure on a UBoat that sank. - Adler dredge up the UBoat - Mozzie took the treasure from Adler. How is Neal or Mozzie "stealing" anything? Where's the crime?
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
"No need to complicate things" -- said no soap writer or viewer ever. ๐คฃ
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Add Carly to the first list and Trina to the second.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh fuck him. 100%.
Joe Stieb (@joestieb.bsky.social) reposted
Freakin yikes
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah the incompetence of Mike Brown. Simpler times.
Patrick Luck (@patrickluck.bsky.social) reposted
It is wild living in a time when people pretend things happened w/in the last two years that did not. Schools were not shut for nearly two years. That didn't happen. No schools were shut at the behest of the federal government.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely true that Dems have failed to get things done when in power. And that they need to use some of the same obstruction tactics that Repubs use. They have not always used the tools at their disposal, but we don't need to be disingenuous about what those tools are.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Drew: - Blackmails Michael - Extorts Michael - Threatens to abuse power and obstruct justice to hurt Michael. Also Drew: "Wahhh, Michael's not playing fair ๐ญ๐ญ" #GH
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Portia: "Sure it's easy to see NOW, after the fact, that doing crimes was a bad idea. But at the time, crimes seemed like a good idea." #GH
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Also noticing the 3 biggest drops come in Republican presidencies. ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
"They're gonna see their mother every day because you're gonna give Willow 50/50 custody" Congressman Cutthroat doesn't even know how math works. #GH
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
Joe Biden is out buying ice cream while everyone is asking whether Trump is dead.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't though? Like famously the only times we don't have a whole bunch of nonsense witch hunt hearings is when Republicans aren't in power.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who got home after midnight 2 nights this week and had cereal for dinner, I can vouch for this.
Robert Rowley (@robertrowley.bsky.social) reposted
Propaganda photo posted by Gaza-based "journalist" with 180K followers on X, and screenshots of a video someone posted to prove the photo is faked. #Gaza #Propaganda
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Sadly, this onion headline will never get old
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
People who have publicly threatened "respected" Congressman Drew Cain in the last 2 weeks: Nina Alexis Sonny Michael Others with motive or a grudge: Kristina Molly Liesl Danny Rocco! Scout Gio Emma Willow Curtis Portia Martin Wiley Tracy #GH
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still hoping for Drew turns up dead, everyone is a suspect, but months later it turns out Scout did it.
Chuck Schumer (@schumer.senate.gov) reposted
Fire RFK Jr. now.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
The minority leader doesn't have the power to hold hearings.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Rocco? He served Rocco with a restraining order? Sweet, innocent Rocco who has never done a single thing wrong in his entire life? Rocco? #GH
DSP๐#๐ฆ๐๏ธโก๏ธ (@drawstickpeople.bsky.social) reposted
FAUXgressives strike again 68% of Progessives are white Much of the antisemitism โก๏ธ have received since Oct 7, 2023 has been from Progressives They attempt to tell us if we're Jewish, if we're good or bad Jews, what is/isn't antisemitic, what is/isn't Zionism Seems they have a superiority issue
Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted
I really hope this becomes the black eye it deserves to be www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Mattilda B Sycamore (@mbsycamore.bsky.social) reposted
"If immigration has been the mechanism for diversifying the nation, deportation is the mechanism for its whitening." Fantastic piece that exposes the many illusions of "due process," and the complicity of Obama and Biden in laying the groundwork for this current deportation machine.
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Itโs Saturday ๐บ Post a cartoon TV series you love.
George Conway ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
So between Ava, Alexis, and Kristina...which one of them just happened to have a ball-gag handy to stifle Ric? #GH
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
I think Drew poked the bear with these restraining orders. Alexis wasn't going to file for custody. But she sure as hell is now.
Udepeep (@udepeep.bsky.social) reposted
Hoping nothing weird happens with our #Mets today! Jonah Tong better not have Gatorade ear! ๐คช
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Spinelli: I will go to the ends of the Earth to help Maximista...bit not Massachusetts. Never, ever Massachusetts. #GH
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
What a wild night at Citi Field: - Jonah Tong gets the win in his major league debut. - Not one, but TWO position players pitching. - Mets score 19 runs, breaking their franchise record for runs scored in a home game. - 6 home runs, including 2 from. Nimmo. #LFGM
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
*Salander
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
We're getting a new Cormoran Strike, a new Lisbeth Sala Der, a new Robert Langdon, and a new Thursday Murder Club book all in September? Am embarrassment of riches. This should keep me busy for awhile. #Booksky
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
I take back everything I said at the start if the game about McNeil playing Center Field. #LGM
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Does anyone have the video of Elmo leading the Let's Go Mets chant? #LGM
icookfood2023.bsky.social (@icookfood2023.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Maybe Hamas themselves telling you their strategy openly without shame will bust the narrative the media and Hamas has crafted in your brain, Itโs okay to admit youโve been duped for sympathy.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
A news alert from the Jerusalem Post is simply now how I expected to learn about Taylor Swift getting engaged. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
Still waiting for someone of prominence to admit it was not about eggs.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
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Fifi Saysโก๏ธ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฆ (@fifisays.bsky.social) reposted
I wonder if anyone even cares at this point? Do you care that this Nazi symbol of Jew hate was used in Maine?
Maralyn Maralyn (@maralynmaralyn.bsky.social) reposted
I've said it before and I will say it again. The same people that want you to work until you're 75 won't hire you after 50.
Fifi Saysโก๏ธ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฆ (@fifisays.bsky.social) reposted
This โผ๏ธ Slandering Jews is how Hitler did it. CONGRATS!! YOU WOULD MAKE HITLER PROUD.
Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr.bsky.social) reposted
There you have it folks, you can stop your yammering. President Trump says President Trump is right
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
i will never vote for gavin newsom under any circumstances
Senator Mark Warner (@markwarner.bsky.social) reposted
D.C. has more residents than two U.S. states. They pay more per capita in federal taxes than any other state. But they donโt get a serious seat at the table to decide how theyโre governed. D.C. statehood now.
George Conway ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
George Conway ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Oh, yeah, Ghislaine Maxwell is a modern-day Emily Post whose truthful and unbiased opinion on what's "appropriate" and "inappropriate" we must absolutely take to the bank.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
. @roblakemagic.bsky.social I'm gonna need Thog to be in this. And Gonzo.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Let me get this straight Drew: Tracy isn't reliable because she loves with Michael. The bartender isn't reliable because he works for Michael's mom. But Martin, who is ON DREW'S PAYROLL...totally reliable? #GH
Marc Broklawski (@marc.broklawski.com) reposted
The New Yorker got it wrong. Jewish students arenโt fighting a โdebate about definitions.โ Theyโre hiding Stars of David, avoiding quads, and asking: Am I safe on campus? Antisemitism isnโt theory. Itโs lived. And itโs rising.
๐ฃS.L. PrayersforPeace๐๐ผ๐ป (@stpolishook.bsky.social) reposted
Jewish person tries to speak about what zionism is for Jews. Response? Called a Nazi & added to this fun list๐
sarah margaret (@sarahmargs.bsky.social) reposted
Person who has discovered theater for the first time and is trying to tell other people about it: itโs like the carousel of progress but if the family was alive
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
On Carousel of Progress, John says a train from New York to LA now takes "only 7 days" in 1900 and "only 3 days" in 1927. Its been 98 years and it still takes 3 days. We stopped progressing 98 years ago.
ืึดืืึธืึตื (@tribeofdan-michael.com) reposted
On May 16, 1948, the New York Times warned that 900,000 Jews across the Arab world were in grave danger. Pogroms, expulsions, and state-sanctioned persecution loomed just as Israel declared independence. History remembers what came next, social media professors do not.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Daily Walkoff โพ๏ธ Mets #355 ๐ข๐ข๐ก๐ก ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ dailywalkoff.com
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Pips #3 Hard ๐ด 1:05 Pips #3 Medium ๐ก 0:38 ๐ช
JennyBeeFightsFascists๐๐ฆโก๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ๐ชฉ๐ (@benbennybee.bsky.social) reposted
Taking the numbers both Hamas &the IDF have given for deaths &combatants killed, Israel has only killed 3% of the pre-war Gazan pop in 22mos. Either Israel SUCKS at genocide, or THIS IS A WAR, NOT A GENOCIDE! If the ANTISEMITIC FERVOR FOR HYPERBOLE STOPS, we can call out WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Is that shakshuka in the new Eggland's Best ad?
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
So I love Gal Gadot and kind of agree that this may have been a factor... But on the other hand, when I flew to Israel a couple months ago, this movie had literally zero stars on the in flight entertainment system. On El Al. ๐คฃ
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
I'm guessing Stella hasn't done anything wrong. But she still shouldn't talk to these guys without a lawyer. Jordan asking if they have a warrant should have put the whole thing on pause. #GH
ืึดืืึธืึตื (@tribeofdan-michael.com) reposted
She asked to share this.
โฅ๏ธ๐โโฌ Anna P. ๐๏ธ (@astra1004.bsky.social) reposted
#LetThemGo ๐๏ธ #StandWithIsrael ๐ค๐ #WorldHumanitarianDay
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
I say bring in Todd Manning to do the full threatening everyone thing.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Murder on the Llanview Express
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean I've been thinking for a while we need Drew to turn up dead and everyone in town is a suspect. Like Georgie Phillips or Eddie Ford on OLTL.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
For the (at least) second time, Drew intentionally inflicts emotional harm on Wiley. Should take about 3 seconds for Michael to grt a restraining order at this point. #GH
The Bear Jieux (@thebearjieux.bsky.social) reposted
Is this considered a war crime or an act of justified resistance?
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
May all their memories be for a blessing. And may the evil that condemned them to dead be rooted out and destroyed And may the 50 men and women still held hostage in Gaza for the last 682 days be returned home. #BringThemAllHome
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted
As a former Texas State Rep, let me be clear: LOCKING Rep. Nicole Collier inside the chamber is beyond outrageous. Forcing elected officials to sign โpermission slipsโ & take police escorts to leave? Thatโs not procedure. Thatโs some old Jim Crow playbook.
John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz.bsky.social) reposted
All you had to do was listen to her.
Yashar Ali ๐ (@yasharali.bsky.social) reposted
Americans will visit Japan and post on social media, โJapan is living in 2075,โ and meanwhile theyโre just talking about a functioning public transportation system and healthcare not bankrupting people.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
@wholesomememe.bsky.social
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
Mother Earth unites us in heart and mind / And the love we give makes us humankind / Through our vast, wondrous land / When we stand hand in hand / It's a small world after all
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Uhh...when did they change the words to It's a Small World in the final room at Disney World?
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean this was basically the entire topic of conversation at that one Mets game.
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
โPutin would eat you for lunch.โ Today, exactly that happened.
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Wild that Deborah Vance comes up with the "tell jokes and have them translated to Tamil" loophole as opposed to "I'm not allowed to perform so maybe I should write a book." #Hacks
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Just told my sister that if the (likely) tour for #LifeOfAShowgirl conflicts with her wedding, I'm gonna have to jet right after the ceremony. ๐คฃ
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social)
Yes. I would pay an absurd amount up front to just...own a software license for these things and not have to pay monthly.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Schiff: This guy ran on a platform of bringing down the costs for the American people, and he's a failure. He's a failure.
Polling USA (@usapolling.bsky.social) reposted
Generic Ballot Leads: All: ๐ต D +1 Independents: ๐ต D +13 Suburban: ๐ต D +2 Black Americans: ๐ต D +57 Hispanic Americans: ๐ต D +15 White Americans: ๐ด R +10 Cygnal / August 9, 2025
Andrew Small ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๏ธ (@llamswerdna.bsky.social) reply parent
The intersection of Larrup and Guile really held me up for a bit...