John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
Fuck RFK jr and fuck this administration
Aspiring curler, Beer enthusiast, Red Sox/Bruins/Pats fan, Marist grad, Hockey dad, all around dork. He/Him KKΨ-ΚΥ. Voting member of the Sickos Committee.
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view profile on Bluesky John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
Fuck RFK jr and fuck this administration
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
a bit louder for the folks in the back UP THE FUCKIN HEARTS
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
UP THE FUCKING HEARTS!!!
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
Here are some guys
Adventures in Aardia (@rollforsandwich.com) reposted
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, that looks like the worst podcast lineup ever.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
Nature is healing
Nate O (@nateo.bsky.social) reposted
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
Using one photo already on your phone. What is the announcement tomorrow at 2
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
The Zoomers at the TCU Football Media Department have done it again. Excited to explain to the rest of the committee why this is funny in the morning
Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Jordon Hudson has dumped Bill Belichick for Kirk Ferentz
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
Does UNC have a no mullet policy?
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Is OnlyCoaches a thing now?
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Grab some crab rangoons and pull up a chair on BU Beach and watch the carnage unfold
Sarah Oelker (buxuyaojieguo) (@buxuyaojieguo.bsky.social) reposted
May the Storrow Drive bridges eat well this week.
Bill DiFilippo (@billdifilippo.bsky.social) reposted
miami's OL:
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Transylvania University might need a Sports Information Director
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
UMass is already in mid season form
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
You can talk, doesn’t mean the rest of us have to listen, bub.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
To be faaaaaaaaaaaair, you can just not shit on things that people enjoy and gives them a wee bit of escapism.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
It will be the most fertilized patch of grass in the northern hemisphere
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
MACACHUSETTS!!
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
Ohio State - Texas was just an appetizer for the real game this week: TEMPLE - UMASS MACACHUSETTS IS HERE!!
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they serving radioactive shrimp at Mar-a-lago?
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING (@weatherishappening.com) reposted
DO NOT VOTE 4 JOSH KRAFT
The Gurgling Cod (he/him) (@thegurglingcod.bsky.social) reposted
Any of my NYC folks have an idea how I can get a Zohran bumper sticker?
toyota priapus 🔵 (@edward86.bsky.social) reposted
ice out of boston. this is our fucking city and nobody gonna dictate our freeedom
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
If he’s really dead, can the flags go double mast?
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
I keep hitting refresh here ishedeadyet.us
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
Laura Loomer is threatening jokes about Trump being dead because she has to delay the truth coming out: Secret Service agents found Donald Trump trapped between the toilet and wall. He slid off, got pinned between the two, and asphyxiated from the pressure. Agents describe his body as "in a bra."
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
There is an adjustable one, but it didn’t have the right angle for the photo. Look for the Whoopie Pies and Clambakes too.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
I present, the Maine Bean Suppahs (alternate identity of the Portland Sea Dogs)
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a weirdly worded ballot question. I wouldn’t be shocked to see it back soon.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
The Lone Pine will be on Maine’s flag once they make it official
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh fuck, I’m so sorry
eke (@eke.bsky.social) reposted
yo this guy is cooking
Travis (@travtufts.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Omar/Starbuck stans smashing that ActBlue button.
Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Would they just serve MRE’s at Army games? (Or bring a hotdog howitzer onto the field at Michie Stadium?)
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
Kevin (@ckstoopkid.bsky.social) reposted
College football is so fucking back
Benjamin Hoffman (@bhh.bsky.social) reposted
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
WEATHER IS HAPPENING (@weatherishappening.com) reposted
METEOROLOGICAL AUTUMN BEGINS MONDAY SEPTEMBER 1ST
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted
Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
Welcome to New England Tommy Cutlets
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Thoughts and prayers to the malaria
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally. A station that will be brave enough to play Nickelback 24/7
Cam (@camislike.com) reposted
A reminder Steak N Shake and Cracker Barrel are the same company. This was all a PR stunt by the stupidest C Suite In America because the store redesigns weren’t getting people back in
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
It says pizza, not casseroles.
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted
A lawyer for George Mason University President Gregory Washington told the board the leader had done nothing unlawful and would not apologize for his diversity, equity and inclusion policies, despite a call from the Education Department to do so.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
It’s an absolute travesty that Dick Fitts was taken off the field just before his 69th pitch
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
@protecttranskids.university a new school seal just dropped
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
So she’s damned if she speaks and damned if she doesn’t? Pick a fucking lane you fauxkes wannabe
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Last I checked, voting for her would not have put us in the predicament we are in today. So, respectfully, get fucked.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Had two this past weekend. Highly recommend (and more enjoyable when made at home)
@ratlimit (@ratlimit.bsky.social) reposted
I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
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Chartball (@chartball.bsky.social) reposted
MLB Red Sox at Yankees, Saturday, August 23, 2025 @MLB @MLBStats #gamecharts #dataviz #baseball #nft
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you!
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we have a snack while you’re gone?
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
Once this dipshit is out of office, we can sell the gold and re fund the programs that his administration cut.
Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ (@rileysrakes.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t support all Braves fans but I definitely support this Braves fan
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
I thought state managed capitalism was a communism
🔞 Ian Jones 🏳🌈 (@spazwazza.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted
Welcome to the bathroom
Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
If I were given money in a bag of Humpty Dumpty All Dressed chips I would simply hand the money back and do whatever was asked of me.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Naperville
Shashank Joshi (@shashj.bsky.social) reposted
Remarkable open letter from Bill Burns. "If intelligence analysts at the CIA saw our rivals engage in this kind of great-power suicide, we would break out the bourbon. Instead, the sound we hear is of champagne glasses clinking in the Kremlin and Zhongnanhai." theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Look buddy, the only rate I owe is the is the rate of my love for the lord.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
how many times am I gonna have to post this
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m looking forward to AI generating plays like this, while we all watch like Cam.
area man (@professorbutts.com) reposted
“you gonna fuck a couch buddyyyyyyyyy?” hahahahaha
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
Crumbly Rounds
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s… that’s just defrosted precooked shrimp and corn fresh off the cob. So many shrimp died for this abomination
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
This type of Red Sox game is commonly known as a cockpunch game.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
goddamnit. again.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
The horns/sax outro wrapping up History Crush by Rustic Overtones. Gets me every fucking time.
🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)
I’VE BEEN A BAD BAD GIRL I’VE BEEN CARELESS WITH A DELICATE MAN AND IT’S A SAD SAD WORLD WHEN A GIRL WILL BREAK A BOY JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN
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