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🦞Lobstaman🦞

@lobstaman.bsky.social

Aspiring curler, Beer enthusiast, Red Sox/Bruins/Pats fan, Marist grad, Hockey dad, all around dork. He/Him KKΨ-ΚΥ. Voting member of the Sickos Committee.

created June 30, 2023

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Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

Fuck RFK jr and fuck this administration

4/9/2025, 5:34:15 PM | 2504 524 | View on Bluesky | view

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a bit louder for the folks in the back UP THE FUCKIN HEARTS

4/9/2025, 1:21:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UP THE FUCKING HEARTS!!!

4/9/2025, 12:56:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here are some guys

3/9/2025, 2:19:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”

2/9/2025, 10:14:11 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh, that looks like the worst podcast lineup ever.

2/9/2025, 3:24:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nature is healing

2/9/2025, 1:51:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 11:26:01 AM | 139 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching

2/9/2025, 12:17:44 AM | 2078 326 | View on Bluesky | view

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Using one photo already on your phone. What is the announcement tomorrow at 2

2/9/2025, 11:23:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

The Zoomers at the TCU Football Media Department have done it again. Excited to explain to the rest of the committee why this is funny in the morning

2/9/2025, 4:41:46 AM | 276 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Jordon Hudson has dumped Bill Belichick for Kirk Ferentz

2/9/2025, 2:28:38 AM | 232 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)

Does UNC have a no mullet policy?

2/9/2025, 1:26:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is OnlyCoaches a thing now?

1/9/2025, 7:03:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grab some crab rangoons and pull up a chair on BU Beach and watch the carnage unfold

1/9/2025, 5:32:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Oelker (buxuyaojieguo) (@buxuyaojieguo.bsky.social) reposted

May the Storrow Drive bridges eat well this week.

1/9/2025, 5:02:46 PM | 22 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:31:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill DiFilippo (@billdifilippo.bsky.social) reposted

miami's OL:

1/9/2025, 1:44:34 AM | 44 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Transylvania University might need a Sports Information Director

31/8/2025, 7:07:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UMass is already in mid season form

31/8/2025, 5:21:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can talk, doesn’t mean the rest of us have to listen, bub.

31/8/2025, 5:20:13 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be faaaaaaaaaaaair, you can just not shit on things that people enjoy and gives them a wee bit of escapism.

31/8/2025, 2:22:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will be the most fertilized patch of grass in the northern hemisphere

31/8/2025, 1:13:18 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:06:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)

MACACHUSETTS!!

30/8/2025, 7:31:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohio State - Texas was just an appetizer for the real game this week: TEMPLE - UMASS MACACHUSETTS IS HERE!!

30/8/2025, 7:30:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they serving radioactive shrimp at Mar-a-lago?

30/8/2025, 7:27:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:10:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:20:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WEATHER IS HAPPENING (@weatherishappening.com) reposted

DO NOT VOTE 4 JOSH KRAFT

30/8/2025, 1:46:44 PM | 43 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Gurgling Cod (he/him) (@thegurglingcod.bsky.social) reposted

Any of my NYC folks have an idea how I can get a Zohran bumper sticker?

30/8/2025, 1:24:03 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toyota priapus 🔵 (@edward86.bsky.social) reposted

ice out of boston. this is our fucking city and nobody gonna dictate our freeedom

30/8/2025, 1:22:56 PM | 39 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)

If he’s really dead, can the flags go double mast?

30/8/2025, 1:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep hitting refresh here ishedeadyet.us

30/8/2025, 11:49:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted

Laura Loomer is threatening jokes about Trump being dead because she has to delay the truth coming out: Secret Service agents found Donald Trump trapped between the toilet and wall. He slid off, got pinned between the two, and asphyxiated from the pressure. Agents describe his body as "in a bra."

30/8/2025, 7:12:38 AM | 1213 113 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it the squeeze bag of mayo?

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29/8/2025, 11:29:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is an adjustable one, but it didn’t have the right angle for the photo. Look for the Whoopie Pies and Clambakes too.

29/8/2025, 11:28:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I present, the Maine Bean Suppahs (alternate identity of the Portland Sea Dogs)

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29/8/2025, 11:12:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a weirdly worded ballot question. I wouldn’t be shocked to see it back soon.

29/8/2025, 7:02:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Lone Pine will be on Maine’s flag once they make it official

29/8/2025, 6:57:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh fuck, I’m so sorry

29/8/2025, 4:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eke (@eke.bsky.social) reposted

yo this guy is cooking

29/8/2025, 12:31:31 PM | 5542 1590 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@travtufts.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Omar/Starbuck stans smashing that ActBlue button.

 We start talking about science fiction again and Platner takes it upon himself to preach the gospel of Andor to the young comms guy who's been babysitting me, the only person in the car who isn't already a believer. Platner calls it one of the best television shows ever, alongside Battlestar Galactica and The Wire.
29/8/2025, 2:12:08 PM | 54 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

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29/8/2025, 12:07:17 AM | 9005 2018 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would they just serve MRE’s at Army games? (Or bring a hotdog howitzer onto the field at Michie Stadium?)

29/8/2025, 2:20:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beetle moses (@beetlemoses.bsky.social) reposted

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28/8/2025, 2:04:24 PM | 4761 817 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin (@ckstoopkid.bsky.social) reposted

College football is so fucking back

29/8/2025, 1:13:47 AM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry cishet bro, that was with a hard C.

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28/8/2025, 9:33:49 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjamin Hoffman (@bhh.bsky.social) reposted

With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history

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28/8/2025, 4:56:06 PM | 3233 696 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WEATHER IS HAPPENING (@weatherishappening.com) reposted

METEOROLOGICAL AUTUMN BEGINS MONDAY SEPTEMBER 1ST

28/8/2025, 6:00:17 PM | 46 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

27/8/2025, 5:30:08 PM | 10162 6811 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome to New England Tommy Cutlets

27/8/2025, 5:21:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DrawPlayDave (@thedrawplay.com) reposted

Tommy DeVito gets Made www.thedrawplay.com/comic/tommy-...

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27/8/2025, 5:10:15 PM | 57 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers to the malaria

27/8/2025, 4:02:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally. A station that will be brave enough to play Nickelback 24/7

27/8/2025, 2:43:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cam (@camislike.com) reposted

A reminder Steak N Shake and Cracker Barrel are the same company. This was all a PR stunt by the stupidest C Suite In America because the store redesigns weren’t getting people back in

27/8/2025, 2:07:30 PM | 65 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine.bsky.social) reposted

Just so we’re clear.

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26/8/2025, 1:11:48 PM | 1962 322 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

27/8/2025, 1:00:30 AM | 13843 1546 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26/8/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 46002 11619 | View on Bluesky | view

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It says pizza, not casseroles.

26/8/2025, 10:51:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

A lawyer for George Mason University President Gregory Washington told the board the leader had done nothing unlawful and would not apologize for his diversity, equity and inclusion policies, despite a call from the Education Department to do so.

26/8/2025, 1:00:11 AM | 370 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)

It’s an absolute travesty that Dick Fitts was taken off the field just before his 69th pitch

26/8/2025, 12:12:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@protecttranskids.university a new school seal just dropped

25/8/2025, 8:18:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So she’s damned if she speaks and damned if she doesn’t? Pick a fucking lane you fauxkes wannabe

25/8/2025, 6:55:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last I checked, voting for her would not have put us in the predicament we are in today. So, respectfully, get fucked.

25/8/2025, 6:21:30 PM | 35 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had two this past weekend. Highly recommend (and more enjoyable when made at home)

24/8/2025, 11:35:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @ratlimit (@ratlimit.bsky.social) reposted

I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*

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24/8/2025, 1:44:40 PM | 8974 1360 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 2:10:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chartball (@chartball.bsky.social) reposted

MLB Red Sox at Yankees, Saturday, August 23, 2025 @MLB @MLBStats #gamecharts #dataviz #baseball #nft

23/8/2025, 8:25:02 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you!

23/8/2025, 8:57:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we have a snack while you’re gone?

23/8/2025, 8:54:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)

Once this dipshit is out of office, we can sell the gold and re fund the programs that his administration cut.

23/8/2025, 5:32:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ (@rileysrakes.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t support all Braves fans but I definitely support this Braves fan

22/8/2025, 11:41:08 PM | 186 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)

I thought state managed capitalism was a communism

23/8/2025, 12:01:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This most certainly does not suck.

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22/8/2025, 4:36:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 7:33:57 PM | 1228 410 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean I need to wait until 11 for my beach beers?

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22/8/2025, 2:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)

Checking out the surfers headed to the waves

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22/8/2025, 12:53:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dinner inspection at your service

Rosie the tricolor terrier mix is sniffing a pair of lobsters who have no idea that they’re headed into a jacuzzi soon.
21/8/2025, 9:16:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

Welcome to the bathroom

21/8/2025, 12:56:13 PM | 556 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted

White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.

Scooby I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time 1d RookaTX This is the way Scooby • RookaTX Their big question was like,
21/8/2025, 4:59:12 AM | 36393 9671 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I were given money in a bag of Humpty Dumpty All Dressed chips I would simply hand the money back and do whatever was asked of me.

21/8/2025, 11:04:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naperville

21/8/2025, 11:02:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shashank Joshi (@shashj.bsky.social) reposted

Remarkable open letter from Bill Burns. "If intelligence analysts at the CIA saw our rivals engage in this kind of great-power suicide, we would break out the bourbon. Instead, the sound we hear is of champagne glasses clinking in the Kremlin and Zhongnanhai." theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

21/8/2025, 8:12:22 AM | 1933 681 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look buddy, the only rate I owe is the is the rate of my love for the lord.

21/8/2025, 3:26:19 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

how many times am I gonna have to post this

20/8/2025, 7:01:22 PM | 5498 1093 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m looking forward to AI generating plays like this, while we all watch like Cam.

20/8/2025, 5:57:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture area man (@professorbutts.com) reposted

“you gonna fuck a couch buddyyyyyyyyy?” hahahahaha

20/8/2025, 5:48:03 PM | 69 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crumbly Rounds

20/8/2025, 4:59:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s… that’s just defrosted precooked shrimp and corn fresh off the cob. So many shrimp died for this abomination

20/8/2025, 10:38:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This type of Red Sox game is commonly known as a cockpunch game.

20/8/2025, 2:44:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦞Lobstaman🦞 (@lobstaman.bsky.social)

goddamnit. again.

20/8/2025, 2:19:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAHA

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20/8/2025, 1:49:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell

20/8/2025, 1:41:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The horns/sax outro wrapping up History Crush by Rustic Overtones. Gets me every fucking time.

20/8/2025, 1:24:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’VE BEEN A BAD BAD GIRL I’VE BEEN CARELESS WITH A DELICATE MAN AND IT’S A SAD SAD WORLD WHEN A GIRL WILL BREAK A BOY JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN

20/8/2025, 1:20:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 9:18:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view