Excellent. I've spent a lot of time there and daughter #2 moved there in March
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Excellent. I've spent a lot of time there and daughter #2 moved there in March
S Devon does that to a person.
That's not good. π I hope you find something to ease your mind. Devon is as good a place as anywhere.
You're in S Devon. Go for a walk and buy an ice cream. Eat ice cream and walk back.
Sending thoughts and prayers
A fabulous part of the world. Daughter #2 and family moved down to Devon in March and loves being there
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When in Plymouth, if asked have you been to the hoe, don't say "which one is she". It annoys the locals
Agree with Xmas being too early. This is just shipping chocolate under a different name. No-one is saving chocolate Santas, coins or selection boxes for 4 months. I wouldn't. What a waste.
In what world will anyone buying any of that make it last until Xmas or September or this evening. Chocolate is not for saving. It's true, trust me.
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Well that's a disappointment. Stranglers and.... Cliff. Weird #totp
Billy Bremner. His post football career
I'm genuflecting as I type.
Overpriced.
Very true, that.
Yep. That'll do nicely π π
I'll take an early lunch.
Petty, puerile and a bit rude. I like your work. Carry on. πππ
I do. I say please too. When I'm writing long, expansive prompts to a machine it seems polite to thank it for all its work. It seems a bit weird now I'm reading this back but it takes little effort and the AI might learn from it.
Remember, to be kind to everyone big or small??! π #bluesky #nature #animals
Well spotted young flups. Two blokes off their tits on K and some drunken bird asleep on the can Standard festival behaviour.
Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation
πππ Congratulations. Its the Joke de jour .
What a horrible thing to do. The level of lowlife who steals from charity is as low as it gets.
Out on the pull. Grab this handle, you've pulled. It's bigger than it looks when you open the zip Loads of opportunities for cheap laughs.
Strong? Ha. Most men with the lurgy nearly die and can still make tea and watch TV.
The lower picture shows the evilness that is inherent in cats. Thankfully they can't hold guns. Yet.
The bearded fella is enjoying the delights of the invisible lady.
Did the doctor give you one?
Good morning & welcome to #Caturday Your kindness and compassion can brighten everyone's day: yours and the person you share them with. Share abundantly
Most people are arseholes, some are nice. Arseholes get more arseholey in warm weather but only in the UK
To her this was 'top cat-ing'. The feline triumvirate of disgust, shock and horror. She no doubt celebrated such success
That's rather lovely. Great news to end the weekend with
G'us a job?
Sending thoughts and glasses
A very good point. I'd ask an ex-girlfriend but she hates me. That aside she used to talk about her tatties. She didn't mean potatoes.
As jokes go that one is 'kin' awful. Well done. Keep them coming.
She looks so sad. I guess it's because she has realised that it's only a walking stick in his hand.
It wasn't the first thing that came to mind. But now you mention it.... It brought memories of this song (start at 2.51) youtu.be/1DIPYeOIXV4?...
I'm more concerned about the uncovered screw head. ( I'll ignore the blue sign) Three head covers with one missing is out of whack. It's annoying me.
Oooh. Yes to those. A box won't last long.
Shh. Don't antagonise them.
Take care. Don't listen to walls. Avoid the dormouse's tears.
Not 'tuck' Uh,huh... I refer the lady to my post re: the philosophy of Bucks Fizz. And I did like the chewy prawn.
π That wins. "Yes, Ralf. The big orange fella came in from the side and gave him a good old slappin'"
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Shame. Fizz philosophy is rarely wrong.
Road tripβ¦.. π₯° πΆπ’
The great philosophy of Bucks Fizz says 'my camera never lies'. Don't fight the Fizz. Get out and do whatever....π
Arse in a knot. I like her thinking.
Being Welsh and during my years in Wales we would say "oooh, it's stopped raining". Which was lovely.
Don't mess with tea. Thank you.
This had so much potential for innuendo. Poor show from the marketing team.
I haven't seen one of those for a while.
Never. Fight the idea of Beige shoes . No to tweed. No to the smell of charity shops. Be outrageous, embarrass your kids. Cats are cool
Nooo. You'll be a cat lady and wear tweed suits soon. Keep fighting
ππ Do you find your conversations go off topic often? That is some thought gymnastics.
Digital phone keypads are no substitute for using one's finger
Most do seem like an easy way to a few $$$'s but I still like a few. Some Enchanted Evening - Blue Oyster Cult. If you want blood... -AC/DC Hanx! - Stuff little fingers.
A very friendly lady at a pub I used to frequent was called Titanic.
It is the manipulator arm. How inventive.
My soul has been ripped from my being
#totp 1985 seemed like a lot of enforced jolity and funness. It probably why I didn't like it. Then or now. I won't be messing with any toot toot
You're wasted on SM. You could command a Copywriter job for Lovehoney or Ann Summers.
If you suffer from Vowel Disease you should go to A&E.
I'd dunk it
Just sneezed and farted at the same time. And they say that men canβt multitask.
In a world of warmongering gorillas and chimps... ...be a bonobo. β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
I understand nothing about that sentence.
It all sounds rather good.( Not your aversion to compliments) Nice people doing nice things. That includes you. I can't type in a whisper...sorry.
Fair. Slapping is the minimum way of if dealing with such behaviour
Surely there is no greater turn on than the sweat dripping from one's nose during the intimate act.
Must we fling this filth at our pop kids?
Add bacon and it's breakfast No bacon is a midmorning snack
πππ The days of glory are gone.
Uniped's in skirts is no longer a category in dating apps. It was my last hope.
A celebration of being a dumb fuck. Another one. Also see Johnson's govt
Amen. When I was a boss, I used to watch such things, it was a good indicator of the person. It applied to bosses too.
Do you find that after getting hot they leave a wet patch?
1970's Green Shield Stamps at the local sex shop. 3 books worth, I believe, for the bonus.
It's the same natural law that also covers Tunnock's Tea Cakes and Jammy Dodgers.
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What super power does Super Melon possess? Would it help save the world?
The chivvy is thinner too. I was going to say you finished with a good gag but I didnt
My fish finger jokes are on hold
Hmm. RIiiiight. Thank you for orbiting of our world
Clinton's cards have taken on a dark state of emotion.
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I might have.
I had to ask Google what a black rampant rabbit was. That's an interesting addition to my search history. I'm also concerned about the sleeping gentleman with the broken spring in his back
Bloody hell. Make sure you're ok first. Pain and soreness need to be checked properly. Cars can be fixed anytime
They would laugh and say "dad, you are funny" Then they would embed various bits of cutlery in me.
That takes me back.
