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created November 6, 2024

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Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

21/8/2025, 9:47:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Certified Blazed (@certifiedblazed.bsky.social) reposted

It's all coming into focus

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13/8/2025, 11:48:30 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Good line lup

11/8/2025, 6:39:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Peak TV show.

11/8/2025, 6:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Was already planing on going.

9/8/2025, 3:19:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Not gonna lie this weather report looks high AF

8/8/2025, 5:38:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

I havent gotten a follow in months and couldnt be happier.

8/8/2025, 12:59:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules

2/8/2025, 8:20:06 PM | 13273 3903 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Man Pete and Pete is really peak television. youtu.be/W6ajX0rpcug?...

30/7/2025, 1:47:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Any time a current Blazer name drops Rasheed Wallace an angel hoops in Air Force 1s

29/7/2025, 5:32:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Was he using the drive assist on the mower to help move his things?

29/7/2025, 2:31:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a good pin. Love that machine.

27/7/2025, 2:23:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao

25/7/2025, 5:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Why wouldnt you want at least two high end Cs to have against Wemby, Jokic, ect?

24/7/2025, 3:44:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

I was in 5th grade when a students mom came to our class and read us the Hobbit and that experience changed me... Still love that book. Also read Red Wall to my son and that still held up.

24/7/2025, 2:22:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Sick!

24/7/2025, 1:29:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

If you got a yard you gotta plant yourself some blueberries

20/7/2025, 2:08:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

DAME, Jrue, and Scoot just vibing

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18/7/2025, 4:19:44 AM | 29 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Telling my son Dame is back was even better than telling him I got us a Nintendo Switch 2

17/7/2025, 11:47:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reposted

To the other fanbases doing their hater ass "what is Portland doing?!" song & dance: we do not care. Fuck your analytics, fuck your spreadsheets, fuck your "well how does this long-term--" We. Do. Not. Care. Just happy to have Dame home. Go outside. RCTID.

17/7/2025, 10:12:34 PM | 61 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Its too bad Jrue cant wear 000

17/7/2025, 11:09:06 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

JRUE, DAME, SCOOT. 2 Men and a baby. Love to see it.

17/7/2025, 9:46:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Im halfway through. This is so WILD!!๐Ÿคฃ

15/7/2025, 7:23:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Okay portlabd Fire your masxot should be Eddy the Otter

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15/7/2025, 3:18:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

A true Yang Hansen Sicko. Love to see it!

11/7/2025, 4:12:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Taking a wednesday off to swim in the river was a solid plan... 10/10 would recomend

9/7/2025, 7:53:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mega64 (@mega64official.bsky.social) reposted

Nintendoโ€™s lore can be confusing. We know Donkey Kong Bananzaโ€™s timeline has frustrated and hurt countless fans. Weโ€™re here to help.

7/7/2025, 6:14:56 PM | 704 310 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Stikker (@mattstikkerart.bsky.social) reposted

New prints available at mattstikker.bigcartel.com/product/the-thing-screenprint, 12x16โ€ three color screen prints, signed and numbered, $30 #artprints #thething #horrorart

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5/7/2025, 10:50:13 PM | 44 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

It wasnt the dragons mountain or his gold, It was the home and treasures of Durins folk established in the 2nd after they abandondend Khazad-dรปm because they unleashed Durins bane... Also fuck all these Billionaires using Tolkiens to name companys.

2/7/2025, 9:56:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn and kids dont even get that free college money when graduating Philomath HS anymore.

2/7/2025, 3:46:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

I hope toumani knows that Blazermaniacs dont listen to Quick, or Canzano, Dwight, fentress, ect... the old guard of portland sports media were wrote off before Tou was even born. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

2/7/2025, 2:23:03 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

When the next best player is Kevin Porter JR, plus the 20+ mil unusable cap for the next 5 years makes it tougher to add talent. Not sure how much more grace Giannis will extend. I think we still have a good chance of getting decent return

1/7/2025, 9:13:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

A great player comp for Love would be Wes Mathews.. highly skilled 4 yr college guard who went undrafted... So wearing # 2 is a perfect choice.

1/7/2025, 9:00:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

4-5 years in college really helps Big Sky players, but for Love staying probably hurt him. Dude is gonna have a long NBA career.

1/7/2025, 8:53:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

His run with N. Carolina when they won it all he was really good. Suprised he went undrafted.

1/7/2025, 7:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

If this is true I would assume its gonna be a min before Dame makes a decision. Tbh whatd the rush.

1/7/2025, 6:33:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

New 10" record from my favorite band is just the distraction i needed from everything else.

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1/7/2025, 5:14:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/7/2025, 4:31:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

You cant trade me, I quit!

1/7/2025, 3:12:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

They saw Portlands 4 Center roster and panicked

1/7/2025, 12:03:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay Travis Demers is fine he isnt bad at his job, he just lacks that personality and energy to give the radio call real emotion. I was also spoiled by Brian Wheeler for so many years that its hard not to have someone of his skill level.

30/6/2025, 11:58:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

So happy I only have to see him twice a year

30/6/2025, 11:38:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Yikes

30/6/2025, 11:38:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Our TV broadcast is Amazing and easily a top 5... Our radio broadcast could use some work.

30/6/2025, 11:36:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah also policy that doesnt positivly effect people during your term in office is the same as doing nothing... Thr rural broadband act for example got zero people internet in the four years it was being worked on

30/6/2025, 7:11:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

I hear Billups really connected with Yangs "powerful Spirit" while working out with the Blazers, an it made a profound Impact

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26/6/2025, 4:32:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Mike Schmidtz coming into Blazers draft night like

26/6/2025, 2:31:50 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

I cant wait for Chinese fans to vote him an all star his rookie season. LFG!!!

26/6/2025, 2:22:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Dont worry Blazers we are in position to draft future legend Bogoljub Markovic

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26/6/2025, 1:56:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Draft prep - โ€œIt is wisdom to recognize necessity, when all other courses have been weighed, though as folly it may appear to those who cling to false hope. Well, let folly be our cloak, a veil before the eyes of the Enemy!"

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26/6/2025, 12:47:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

I just spoke with Willamettes athletic director to see if he had insider knowledge on who is taking Coward tonight. He did not. Carry on RipCity!

25/6/2025, 9:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

They believe in experience as much as Gen X and Boomers did when they elected these guys to run entire states....

25/6/2025, 2:59:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Cant think of a better song to start Draft day with #Ripacity youtu.be/TK8CNSciKp4?...

25/6/2025, 2:31:54 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry my dude, my bad. Todays is gonna be a great day for RIPCITY. I feel it in my bones.

25/6/2025, 2:28:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

I get it, but in that deep draft taking collins at 10 was criminal we missed on Donovan Mitchell (who dame wanted), Bam, OG, ect.

25/6/2025, 1:47:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Trading the 15 and 20 pick in 2017 for Zach Collins... then letting Collins walk in FA and gettimg nothing for that investment

25/6/2025, 9:03:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Thats when they are expiring and will be the most attractive via trade.

25/6/2025, 1:47:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

'likely enough that we are going to our doom: But if we stayed home and did nothing, doom would find us anyway, sooner or later. That thought has been growing in our hearts; and that is why we are marching now. It was not a hasty resolve. Now at least the last march of the Ents may be worth a song.

25/6/2025, 12:30:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

As much as I love Coward I feel pretty certain that the Blazers are gonna take Carter Bryant at 11... With the Ant trade in the books Cronin can focus on trades for Grant, Ayton, Thybull, ect. Would love to get another first and take Coward, or get a late 1st, early 2nd to get Bogoljub Markovic

24/6/2025, 5:03:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

If portland gets a WNBA it should be the river otters... and eddie should be the mascot

19/6/2025, 10:35:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

It mean good job! โ€ปHIGH FIVEโ€ป

19/6/2025, 3:36:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

I work at Willamette and I remember Cowards freshman season, dude was a gym rat. He was always working on his game. He would be a great pick at 11. Kasparas Jakucionis would also be a great pick.

18/6/2025, 5:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

No I dont... Just wild that a political assassination of 4 people is worth less than one CEO

15/6/2025, 1:46:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

FBI offered more when one health care CEO was shot and killed

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15/6/2025, 12:35:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/6/2025, 7:48:34 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Another reminder if you havent asked for police assistance, you should never open your door for police officers if they come to your house.

14/6/2025, 5:09:23 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Peter is walking like Waluigi is after him.

13/6/2025, 3:18:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Cool having my nephews over to enjoy the switch 2 with my kids. The hype level is off the charts.

7/6/2025, 2:24:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

I5 rivalry at the Tacoma dome was a good time.

2/6/2025, 3:32:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Sick

30/5/2025, 6:48:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved this record!!

29/5/2025, 6:10:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Seeing RKL last year was amazing. Time of my life.

27/5/2025, 12:05:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weed Grinder General

23/5/2025, 5:43:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Dope! Honestly thought Salem was gonna shit the bed again, nice to see we did not.

23/5/2025, 3:36:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

21/5/2025, 3:52:13 PM | 8793 1338 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

The old B. Roys. Some real sicko stuff

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19/5/2025, 11:02:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Blazers homies, Blazers need to get a late first or early 2nd pick to draft this dude. Perfect fit. TALL TEAMS WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS youtu.be/EG9vFRbvDrw?...

16/5/2025, 7:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

This man comes with a headband. Vibes are next level. Yaxel is made for RipCity youtu.be/p6l8S0uAUR8?...

16/5/2025, 6:54:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Blazers homies im becoming Cedric Coward pilled youtu.be/ROGD71Ekz2A?...

16/5/2025, 6:15:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐–๐–”๐–š๐–™ ๐•ป๐–—๐–Ž๐–“๐–ˆ๐–Š๐–˜๐–˜๐–Š๐–˜ (@doomdisco.bsky.social) reposted

16/5/2025, 4:27:05 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude so he came in a lil after opening when it was just our barfly crowd walks into the stage area and just starts clapping and singing and we were like what is going on. Then he introduced himself said he loved our accustics and if he could play a couple nights. Super nice dude

16/5/2025, 2:39:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

He played at tge know when i worked there.

16/5/2025, 2:31:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/5/2025, 5:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

New orleans tradded AD to the lakers they get the number one pick... Luka traded to the lakers what do you know Dallas gets number 1

12/5/2025, 11:49:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

RIGGED!

12/5/2025, 11:38:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how many generational white guys are they going to gift to the dallas mavericks

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12/5/2025, 11:31:47 PM | 89 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

RIGGED!!!

12/5/2025, 11:22:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

No back story needed...Its a small store front, but the dude is selling rare antiques/artifacts and relics(which should be in some space museum) to galactic senators and empire elite. He isnt a revolutionary he built his wealth on exploitation and the empire hurts his biz model.

7/5/2025, 7:23:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Harden said after game 7 "it was like looking it the mirror watching that game. I thought I couldnt be replaced... But Houston did it, they found my replacement"

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5/5/2025, 3:29:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Also its funny to think faceless keyboard warrior leftists only listen to late era green day.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

3/5/2025, 4:52:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

At least it based off an album i enjoy

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3/5/2025, 4:48:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Just saying playing American Idiot while promoting your new slurpee flavor is equally as cornie and likely the soundtrack for folks who only practice radical left politics on social media.

3/5/2025, 4:43:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

Green Day is their favorite punk band.

3/5/2025, 1:18:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy new Propagandhi day to all the homies who celebrate and even those who dont! propagandhi.bandcamp.com/album/at-peace

2/5/2025, 5:29:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

So sick!

30/4/2025, 4:05:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social) reply parent

They should have printed you a paper ID. Bring both and you will be fine. Just went through this, and it seems like places wanted the paper ID over the whole punched one

18/4/2025, 6:23:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Everyday i log in to see if @flyingwithsara.bsky.social has announced she is calling for and leading a general strike... Sustained collective action is really our only hope of combating this techno fascist hell scape.

17/4/2025, 8:59:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

First spin today๐Ÿ˜Ž

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16/4/2025, 8:37:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

Another prospect I would love to see on the Blazers.... he ranks ver high on my vibes chart. youtu.be/Zh4tC7qY8ng?...

16/4/2025, 3:45:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LowPostMortem (@lowpostmortem.bsky.social)

I hope the Blazers aquire a 2nd round pick and take Bogoljub Markoviฤ‡. youtu.be/9yElkDNmYrg?...

14/4/2025, 5:04:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view