Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
*nerd voice* "But this is illegal!?!?!!!"
Video games, food and Machining.
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*nerd voice* "But this is illegal!?!?!!!"
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
People pretending that the American public will care about the extrajudicial killing of Venezuelans seem to have the object permeance of a toddler. All of America's history is extra judicial killing of foreigners. Just call them Terrorists or Pirates or Communists, it's one weird trick.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
I don't think that the prank is what's leading to these tragedies NYT. It's because you have a sick and violent society full of hateful psychopaths who go to murder over a child's prank.
Electroswing Demon Helpers (@johnperich.com) reposted
If the US invades Venezuela, there is going to be a lot of "It's unfortunate but the silver lining is ..." from the centrist pro-war press and I need everyone to shut that shit off immediately. You have 80 years of US warmongering as a benchmark; you don't need to carve this out as a "good war".
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reposted
I am looking to chat with people who have been disparagingly featured in Zack “Asmongold” Hoyt’s content. I would like to see how this affected you, especially if you can provide ample receipts and clear timelines. Please signal boost this anywhere you’d like, as I’m not on Twitter anymore.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
There's a million dogs at this party. It's great, you can't eat snacks without them begging. This is a good experience.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
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Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
I went somewhat simlar tonight made kefta kebabs on naan with a yogurt sauce. (same form, different regions)
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
The worst thing about tech is when they replace a perfectly good model with a new one.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
So you're about to see the worst fucking political take of your life.
Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted
REACTION SPEED - Wait. Did he just say *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre*? SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
I won't defend it as a movie, but have watched Team America World Police on them a few times, and every time I get a fun effect that I'm watching a live puppet show and my TV is a deep box that contains it all.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
The writers are, uh experimenting this season. Mixed success.
Premee Mohamed (@premeemohamed.com) reposted
Anyway at least the City of Edmonton Shelterbuddy links are validated and live now! edmontonacccpets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/anima... edmontonacccpets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/anima...
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
In TNG: The most toys data could have simply broken the dudes neck in a second various times.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
And look I'll give up bluesky if we nuke the rest of it.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
American big tech is best seen as a negative externality that the rest of the world should tax and regulate to minimize harm. Social media has taken a bat to democracy, and these fucks won't even pay taxes.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
"For the life of me, I don’t understand why we’ve tolerated this. I don’t understand why, for example, big tech thinks that it has more power than, say, the governments of France or the United Kingdom — both of which are fucking nuclear powers."
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Bananas are usually a loss leader. I have no idea why you'd need to market them with such an internal gadget.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
I thought likes were anonymous on here. Oops. This will change my behavior 0%, stop stalking me.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Writing a show is hard when you've done 950 episodes maybe.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
I said I wanted fun nonsense. Then they did an oops all nonsense season, and i am unsure.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
It is Star Trek discovery season 1-5 the writing is bad and I'm not having a good time. It's SNW season 3, the writing is bad, and I think I'm having a good time? Occasionally?
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Bit of a hard listen at times, but worth it.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
To be honest the heartfelt Adam Friedland interview was kind derailed by the draftkings ad in the middle of it.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
It's giving some trump has covid vibes.
Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted
Hey, want a fun movie for Halloween? Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon is a wonderfully inventive slasher mockumentary that really plays with genre conventions, and if features a fantastic performance from Robert Englund who plays a very Dr. Loomis kinda character.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
That's right. One of the best.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Same thought
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
God damn them all, I was told We'd cruise the seas for American gold We'd fire no guns, shed no tears Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
If it happened, i hope it was thousands of bugs chewing their way out over 2 days.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Been looking for anything concrete. seems like wish casting.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Israel did it on purpose because their government is evil. Saved you a click.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Handy if you want to incorporate for some reason too. Youre right there.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Ah, just realized the UKs age verification shit is why every fucking company is sending me a TOS email this month.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
daveberta.ca/2009/10/smit... Danielle Smith's long history with school boards. Remembering that time she was such a fuck up the province fired her and the entire board.
Premee Mohamed (@premeemohamed.com) reposted
EDMONTON: HELP Mayday mayday SOS: both Fiasco and Franca have gotten out of the house through a busted window screen and the back gate was found open by my catsitter I am VERY FAR AWAY! If you are in the Highlands region can you keep your eye out
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
I call that having an anxiety fight.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Fun fact: Ayn Rand loved to do sex scenes for her self insert characters in her books.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Think tanks are the enemy of truth and democracy.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
"C'mon guys we just meant the gay stuff. You know that."
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
*Eats the worst imaginable food for lunch* "Wow. I don't feel great, how'd that happen."
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Muting basically all American politics words is the only way to use this site as a Canadian.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Chat gpt gonna get free speech before pro Palestinian protestors do.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
4 more years of I don't know!
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Man. Seems like Sanctions, outside of war time, just aggressively make things worse eh?
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
No no, the AR in AR-18 means stands for come out ye black and tans.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Remembered why I don't order these lol.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Got that greasiest of Canadian food sins today. The Donair poutine.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Banning 1984, that's some Orville Redenbacher shit.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
There's so many copycats now. It's disgusting.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
How about we shove you in a locker.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Safe to say this EPSB is a bit of a dud compared to the previous one.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... More books for me
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, you don't get founded by one of the guys who started the modern moral panic about campus free speech and go on to be anything other than a joke. It's a shame because there's probably 1 or 2 true believers who do most of the work.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
And 745 naps.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
"This body turns insomnia into 5pm naps."
Mags Display Name (@mags.colvett.online) reposted
Prosciuttorial overreach, is this anything
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Went to see Black Dahlia Murder and Children of Bodom, and after their set Black Dahlia sat and had drinks with us randomly during the Bodom set. (Reds was the best venue for metal.)
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Tried to look up a famous American Cold war speech and was reminded that for far too many people, tankie just means: "believes America is bad occasionally."
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
There's probably a few thousand fucking losers in this province max that want this book ban. The kind of stuff we get thanks to the coalition of degenerates keeping the premier as party leader.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Brave New World is just too on the nose. (Not anywhere near the most important stuff on this list.)
Alex Boyd (@alexboyd.bsky.social) reposted
🚨Journalist request 🚨: writing about the recent changes to Alberta's COVID vaccine policy and wondering if anyone in the province has considered going to another province for a shot and might want to talk about it? Send me an email if so! aboyd@thestar.ca
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
SNW
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Probably worth giving input on this. Even though they're probably just going to ignore you.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Man, military morale has to be in the toilet.
Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
The Horus heresy books are pretty good on the lore setting, (just action sci-fi written well) but I am about a decade removed from playing with the plastics.
Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted
Are women bourgeois?
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Abiotic factor kind of goes hard when you have to murder your first human.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
They managed to find a guy who's more annoying to listen to than Trump. it's honestly impressive.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Nashville chicken is kind of the most mid food trend. It's fine, but like just regular hot sauce on crispy chicken is better than the greasefest imo.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Someone at some point made Chobits body pillows.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Pangburn?
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a petrostate climate action stall. zero intent in doing this.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
$94 for a fucking remake, eat my entire ass.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
The heat is the main thing that sucks ass about this heatwave, but the flies being activated en masse is a close second. Begone!
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Feeling my brain commiting sepuku as I started to read an article by "the line" in response to Matt Gurney, before I snapped back to lucidity and realized how little I give a shit about any of that.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
They're so calm and measured talking about it in any of the episodes I've listened to. Some very good patience.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Hearing Gliner and Rogan speak such nonsense is just too much a struggle for me. Great show I can't listen to lol.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Man this guy's highschool bullies could have tried just a bit harder.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
And Jesus fucking Christ I have to live in a province ran by the stupidest fucker who's ever governed. It's actively embarassing.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
I could ignore a lot of this harm if they just left cities the fuck alone, but the UCP government is actively hostile to Edmontonians. They undermine city council. They're currently trying to stack council with their partisans and have their greasy fingers all over our election.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Rural Alberta wants what's happening in the states to happen here. Rural Alberta is working to tear us out of Canada and destroy our education system. Rural Canada is solely to blame for bringing measles back with a vengeance. They're the fucking problem.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
This thread is where I am at. I have had some animosity towards the rural conservative base for a while. They're why we can't do anything about climate change, that left me salty enough, then covid happened and they all became pro disease whackos. I wish I could have compassion, but tanks empty.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably the best marketing ever done in a video game. Legit all i've heard about via helldivers for the last month.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Think one of the worst things about game pass is how absolutely no one is incentivized to get their money out of games so group mp purchases are just dead ends.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
If i miss out on any sweet suzuki swift updates because of this, she's cancelled.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, I dunno, rural people disproportionately voted for this shit over cities and suburbs! Seems like they should feel the results of their actions.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Given how misinformed your average American was about the convoy invasion of Ottawa, I'm gonna pretend the DC invasion is about something silly. They're camped out for Gwar tickets.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Another one of those cartridges that's like $200 now.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
I'm not sure that getting 10% non voting equity in a company in exchange for a huge investment is exactly what Marx and Engels had in mind to be honest.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Helldivers including a bit of halo music was apparently the best marketing thing I've seen involving gaming in forever.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah the success of their reality productions during covid was the writing on the wall for me. The company that brought Dark to North American audience was making something called tiger King and I quit.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Zero shade to any of the fans or people who worked on this. But it seems pretty clear that I made the right decision stepping away from Netflix a few years ago given this direction.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Ah, they gave the hate preacher a tour of the legislature.
Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. (@lucasalami.bsky.social)
Wanted to take a brief nap during lunch and somehow coworker was eating the world's loudest food.