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lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
And every major country in the world likely already came to this conclusion on their own research.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)
While I would shed no tears over that fat orange fuck's demise, to use RFK's language, he has shown he has the mitochondria of a cockroach and will likely never die.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
More of this
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Toblerone is still around!
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
6millionbillion% tariffs on streaming in 3... 2...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
"You wearing the shit out of them pants" đź’€
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Have we considered a tariff on cocaine? Perhaps a 10% stake in his cartel?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me your dick doesn't work without telling me your dick doesn't work...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in the Bronx and Memphis felt wildly unsafe. You have to pass through metal detectors to go to the "toursity" sections. Wild. Also someone tried to sell me a putbull out of his sweatshirt while waiting in said metal detector line.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
"I wonder what Mike Pence thinks about this serious issue?" - Literally not a single fucking human ever Also, Trump is in the #EpsteinFiles
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon @carlquintanilla.bsky.social what good are those tax cuts if we can't lever em up 10x on cheap money???
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh lemme guess God, you think we should be kind to the vagrants and the poors???
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, it's time for a break up.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
And one was also dressed as an Indian... and another a biker... WHAT? What's everyone looking at???
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Or so I've been told...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh FFS...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
More like eleventy billion.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Austin is currently experiencing it's largest population OUTFLOW because it hasn't lived up to the hype. But sure.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
More messaging like this. Thanks.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea they seemed to have managed to boil down the be more like Jesus thing pretty simply with the whole "men and women for others" idea.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
I kinda liked it better when bending the knee to the government meant throwing some solar panels on a dorm and putting a car charger in the parking garage.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all a trap. Have Maxwell testify, she lies to protect her pedo buddy and get pardoned. MAGA gets to say "See it was nothing". Fartface continues on scott-free.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
@carlquintanilla.bsky.social 91 Deals in 140 days!!!
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Also those "Megalopolosiseses" are the only place you'd make $15/hr at a convenience store. In MAGA country you'd still be at $7.25/hr so Jack and Diane here would have to work 100hrs EACH per week to make this fever dream a reality.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Were the executives who hired the illegals arrested too?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
tAnx YoU 4 ur SeRvIcE
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
15:1 to arrest 1 dude? I think I found some waste fraud and abuse.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Worked in healthcare for 20 years. Every health system I know has already started layoffs assuming some version of cuts are about hit. If full cuts hit, buckle up.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to start popping some tires.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
10 Cosplay GI Joe's to arrest a 120lb kid WORKING at Walmart?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
This looks like Bring Your Child to Work Day, except if your child was a stupid fucking asshole.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Pluto FUCKS!
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
They are great tariffs, big beautiful strong handsome delicious tariffs that big strong men with big huge hands look at and with tears their eyes say, "Sir, these are the greatest tariffs ever, much better than Crooked Joe Biden's tariffs, or, even the tariffs of OBAMA. Thank you sir."
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like lawless anarchy. Send in the Marines!!!
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this bad? Sounds bad.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Now layer in student loans coming back online...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh boy reading now. This is amazing. I mean Putin's probably gonna nuke them off the earth now, but Jesus this is awesome.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooo what did I miss?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me you'd be too scared to confront a school shooter without telling me you'd be too scared to confront a school shooter.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Dan Bongino can fuck ALL THE WAY off, hang a left and then fuck off some more.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly find @beckyquick.bsky.social pretty good at riding the fair and balanced line in between Sorkin and Kernan who clearly have their sides.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you not punch Santelli in the dick? He is incapable of hiding how utterly in tank he is for Sweet Potato Hitler.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)
Folks on here still seem to be under the delusion this ends in 4 years. Like the people that enabled this clown are gonna be like "Oh ok I guess we're done completely breaking democracy for our massive personal gain now." America as we knew it is gone folks. Facts, truth, decency no longer matter.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Joe Biden is paying the hospitals more to call it that, duh.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes but egg prices have dropped YUGELY and gas is now negative $14 a gallon.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)
So they are (checks notes) defunding the police?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a lot? Sounds like a lot.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
2008 seems arbitrary did something happen then?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
For instance, both sides fully agree that the US had zero fucking plan.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)
Dear Leader valiantly saves everyone's houses from burning down by pissing on his own foot after setting it on fire for no reason. #China #Tariffs
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)
Oh I get now, ChinaTariffz! is the new Infrastructure Week™️
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure the Chinese probably sent trade experts that have studied the fine details of trade between our countries and know them in and out but theyre definitely not as knowledgeable as our team that (checks notes) tweet shouts random thoughts and numbers loosely related to reality.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Do next? He's winding it down in 20yrs...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, how does someone lie so brazenly with a straight face?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, but you can tell from this quote they also hurt billionaires. Otherwise, this guy would never give AF about the poors.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
#Poped
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are Biden'a cars.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
And hopefully he will share his commute schedule with them...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Many people are saying it will be the biggest recession so big in fact it may be a depression. Big strong men will be coming up to me with tears in their eyes and saying, "Sir, this is a GREAT Depression".
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Winning!
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Algo is a mess over there. My feed is 40% far right conspiracy loons that I don't follow.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Ballot printer go bbrrrrrr...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)
Dallas Fed from the top rope!
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
F it bro! Double down! 180 deals in 73 days!!!!
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Strategic uncertainty bro, strategic uncertainty...
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't matter who they is. They are from my summer camp, you wouldn't know they.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, wait, I'm confused. We ARE doing woke stuff or we are NOT doing woke stuff anymore?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll believe it when I see it.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
It is truly amazing that he can't even get a funeral right.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh oh if they're using DOGEian mathematics this is actually going to be 3 deals in 200 days.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea agreed. Sorry friends, but it's time for the FO portion of the show.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea he's running.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this bad?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
How long before the barb wire and landmines go in?
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
"whY Doo ThEy KeEp KaLLiNG uS nAziS???"
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats on the sex.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the new #InfrastructureWeek except you know with us abandoning an ally and letting civilians be murdered to appease our enemy.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)
@scottwapner.bsky.social is all out of fucks to give on this #tariff nonsense and I'm here for it.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Cry harder libtard you just don't understand business.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea c'mon, if you're so worried why don't you sell off a few of your vacation homes or borrow against your private equity positions grandma!
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
First they came for the immigrants and I said nothing... Then DEI... Then free speech... Finally they shaved $10trillion off the wealth management division which of course we make sick bonuses on due to fixed AUM management fees and well oh boy that is bad for us....
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
#GOAT
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
A+ Sign
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Should've had this on the ballots.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
So. Much. Winning.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, this.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)
Well I'll tell you who's LOVING this tariff debacle and Trump vaporizing $10 trillion in wealth right now - Pete-fucking-Hegseth.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
No, that would be stupid. He's going to hit them* with an eleventy billion percent tariff on them. *By "hit" I mean threaten to do it and then cave.
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
#Winning
lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahhahahahaha ha ha... ha. . . No, he does not.