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created November 14, 2024

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30/8/2025, 2:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And every major country in the world likely already came to this conclusion on their own research.

30/8/2025, 2:00:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While I would shed no tears over that fat orange fuck's demise, to use RFK's language, he has shown he has the mitochondria of a cockroach and will likely never die.

30/8/2025, 1:53:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More of this

30/8/2025, 1:02:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Toblerone is still around!

30/8/2025, 3:11:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6millionbillion% tariffs on streaming in 3... 2...

30/8/2025, 1:31:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You wearing the shit out of them pants" đź’€

30/8/2025, 1:21:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have we considered a tariff on cocaine? Perhaps a 10% stake in his cartel?

28/8/2025, 12:30:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me your dick doesn't work without telling me your dick doesn't work...

28/8/2025, 12:21:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up in the Bronx and Memphis felt wildly unsafe. You have to pass through metal detectors to go to the "toursity" sections. Wild. Also someone tried to sell me a putbull out of his sweatshirt while waiting in said metal detector line.

24/8/2025, 2:00:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I wonder what Mike Pence thinks about this serious issue?" - Literally not a single fucking human ever Also, Trump is in the #EpsteinFiles

22/8/2025, 12:32:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C'mon @carlquintanilla.bsky.social what good are those tax cuts if we can't lever em up 10x on cheap money???

21/8/2025, 1:26:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh lemme guess God, you think we should be kind to the vagrants and the poors???

21/8/2025, 1:24:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude, it's time for a break up.

19/8/2025, 3:35:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And one was also dressed as an Indian... and another a biker... WHAT? What's everyone looking at???

19/8/2025, 3:14:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or so I've been told...

19/8/2025, 3:11:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh FFS...

14/8/2025, 1:05:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 3:21:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like eleventy billion.

5/8/2025, 5:34:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Austin is currently experiencing it's largest population OUTFLOW because it hasn't lived up to the hype. But sure.

5/8/2025, 5:31:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More messaging like this. Thanks.

31/7/2025, 3:25:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea they seemed to have managed to boil down the be more like Jesus thing pretty simply with the whole "men and women for others" idea.

31/7/2025, 3:15:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kinda liked it better when bending the knee to the government meant throwing some solar panels on a dorm and putting a car charger in the parking garage.

31/7/2025, 3:11:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's all a trap. Have Maxwell testify, she lies to protect her pedo buddy and get pardoned. MAGA gets to say "See it was nothing". Fartface continues on scott-free.

23/7/2025, 8:37:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@carlquintanilla.bsky.social 91 Deals in 140 days!!!

16/7/2025, 11:46:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also those "Megalopolosiseses" are the only place you'd make $15/hr at a convenience store. In MAGA country you'd still be at $7.25/hr so Jack and Diane here would have to work 100hrs EACH per week to make this fever dream a reality.

10/7/2025, 3:36:00 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were the executives who hired the illegals arrested too?

10/7/2025, 1:50:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tAnx YoU 4 ur SeRvIcE

9/7/2025, 12:00:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15:1 to arrest 1 dude? I think I found some waste fraud and abuse.

3/7/2025, 3:25:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worked in healthcare for 20 years. Every health system I know has already started layoffs assuming some version of cuts are about hit. If full cuts hit, buckle up.

30/6/2025, 3:39:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#iran

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23/6/2025, 2:19:09 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/6/2025, 1:05:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/6/2025, 1:11:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to start popping some tires.

18/6/2025, 12:51:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10 Cosplay GI Joe's to arrest a 120lb kid WORKING at Walmart?

18/6/2025, 12:51:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This looks like Bring Your Child to Work Day, except if your child was a stupid fucking asshole.

18/6/2025, 12:28:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pluto FUCKS!

18/6/2025, 12:23:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are great tariffs, big beautiful strong handsome delicious tariffs that big strong men with big huge hands look at and with tears their eyes say, "Sir, these are the greatest tariffs ever, much better than Crooked Joe Biden's tariffs, or, even the tariffs of OBAMA. Thank you sir."

11/6/2025, 11:41:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like lawless anarchy. Send in the Marines!!!

11/6/2025, 1:18:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this bad? Sounds bad.

9/6/2025, 3:35:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now layer in student loans coming back online...

7/6/2025, 6:43:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh boy reading now. This is amazing. I mean Putin's probably gonna nuke them off the earth now, but Jesus this is awesome.

1/6/2025, 6:06:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooooo what did I miss?

1/6/2025, 6:01:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me you'd be too scared to confront a school shooter without telling me you'd be too scared to confront a school shooter.

30/5/2025, 11:28:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dan Bongino can fuck ALL THE WAY off, hang a left and then fuck off some more.

29/5/2025, 5:27:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly find @beckyquick.bsky.social pretty good at riding the fair and balanced line in between Sorkin and Kernan who clearly have their sides.

28/5/2025, 12:11:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you not punch Santelli in the dick? He is incapable of hiding how utterly in tank he is for Sweet Potato Hitler.

27/5/2025, 3:44:10 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Folks on here still seem to be under the delusion this ends in 4 years. Like the people that enabled this clown are gonna be like "Oh ok I guess we're done completely breaking democracy for our massive personal gain now." America as we knew it is gone folks. Facts, truth, decency no longer matter.

27/5/2025, 3:41:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because Joe Biden is paying the hospitals more to call it that, duh.

26/5/2025, 5:12:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes but egg prices have dropped YUGELY and gas is now negative $14 a gallon.

26/5/2025, 11:08:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So they are (checks notes) defunding the police?

24/5/2025, 7:22:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a lot? Sounds like a lot.

21/5/2025, 7:54:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2008 seems arbitrary did something happen then?

15/5/2025, 2:43:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For instance, both sides fully agree that the US had zero fucking plan.

12/5/2025, 3:26:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Leader valiantly saves everyone's houses from burning down by pissing on his own foot after setting it on fire for no reason. #China #Tariffs

12/5/2025, 3:23:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I get now, ChinaTariffz! is the new Infrastructure Week™️

12/5/2025, 2:28:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure the Chinese probably sent trade experts that have studied the fine details of trade between our countries and know them in and out but theyre definitely not as knowledgeable as our team that (checks notes) tweet shouts random thoughts and numbers loosely related to reality.

11/5/2025, 1:59:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do next? He's winding it down in 20yrs...

10/5/2025, 3:02:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, how does someone lie so brazenly with a straight face?

10/5/2025, 12:58:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right, but you can tell from this quote they also hurt billionaires. Otherwise, this guy would never give AF about the poors.

9/5/2025, 2:54:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Poped

7/5/2025, 1:29:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those are Biden'a cars.

7/5/2025, 1:25:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And hopefully he will share his commute schedule with them...

30/4/2025, 2:59:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many people are saying it will be the biggest recession so big in fact it may be a depression. Big strong men will be coming up to me with tears in their eyes and saying, "Sir, this is a GREAT Depression".

30/4/2025, 2:56:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Winning!

29/4/2025, 1:02:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Algo is a mess over there. My feed is 40% far right conspiracy loons that I don't follow.

29/4/2025, 12:59:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ballot printer go bbrrrrrr...

29/4/2025, 4:30:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dallas Fed from the top rope!

28/4/2025, 5:35:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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F it bro! Double down! 180 deals in 73 days!!!!

28/4/2025, 3:36:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strategic uncertainty bro, strategic uncertainty...

27/4/2025, 9:44:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It doesn't matter who they is. They are from my summer camp, you wouldn't know they.

25/4/2025, 1:10:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, wait, I'm confused. We ARE doing woke stuff or we are NOT doing woke stuff anymore?

24/4/2025, 12:31:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/4/2025, 11:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll believe it when I see it.

22/4/2025, 5:58:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is truly amazing that he can't even get a funeral right.

21/4/2025, 9:41:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aawwee that's too bad.

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21/4/2025, 9:21:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/4/2025, 7:18:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh oh if they're using DOGEian mathematics this is actually going to be 3 deals in 200 days.

20/4/2025, 3:59:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea agreed. Sorry friends, but it's time for the FO portion of the show.

19/4/2025, 11:49:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea he's running.

16/4/2025, 2:55:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this bad?

15/4/2025, 3:48:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long before the barb wire and landmines go in?

12/4/2025, 4:21:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"whY Doo ThEy KeEp KaLLiNG uS nAziS???"

12/4/2025, 4:19:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats on the sex.

11/4/2025, 2:26:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the new #InfrastructureWeek except you know with us abandoning an ally and letting civilians be murdered to appease our enemy.

10/4/2025, 7:27:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@scottwapner.bsky.social is all out of fucks to give on this #tariff nonsense and I'm here for it.

10/4/2025, 7:21:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cry harder libtard you just don't understand business.

10/4/2025, 12:19:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious

7/4/2025, 2:03:25 PM | 10332 2102 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea c'mon, if you're so worried why don't you sell off a few of your vacation homes or borrow against your private equity positions grandma!

7/4/2025, 7:15:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First they came for the immigrants and I said nothing... Then DEI... Then free speech... Finally they shaved $10trillion off the wealth management division which of course we make sick bonuses on due to fixed AUM management fees and well oh boy that is bad for us....

7/4/2025, 7:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GOAT

5/4/2025, 8:07:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A+ Sign

5/4/2025, 7:56:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should've had this on the ballots.

5/4/2025, 1:41:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this bad?

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4/4/2025, 10:50:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So. Much. Winning.

4/4/2025, 3:10:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea, this.

4/4/2025, 3:08:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukebeakly.bsky.social (@lukebeakly.bsky.social)

Well I'll tell you who's LOVING this tariff debacle and Trump vaporizing $10 trillion in wealth right now - Pete-fucking-Hegseth.

4/4/2025, 3:07:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, that would be stupid. He's going to hit them* with an eleventy billion percent tariff on them. *By "hit" I mean threaten to do it and then cave.

2/4/2025, 2:03:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Winning

31/3/2025, 1:27:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahhahahahaha ha ha... ha. . . No, he does not.

28/3/2025, 12:31:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view