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Mushroom info - shrimp of the woods, unaborted form: Wikipedia.org/wiki/Entolom... If you liked these mushrooms please go look at my Patreon 🤗 Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Here are some nice mushrooms
Giving the mice a break today. They’re sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching TV while I skitter in the walls
the baby has stolen something but doesn’t have the language skills to tell me where she put it. this is bullshit. she’s laughing at me
Mhm mhm
Do you think maybe we cry because our ancestor-instincts are trying to calm us with a moment’s return to our saltwater home
Oh noooooo 😭
Yep I sure do! I have a couple of turkey tail prints in my shop here: canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
Mushroom info - hairy long stemmed Marasmius: www.mushroomexpert.com/rhizomarasmi... Look at this cool Patreon :) Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Here is a nice mushroom
Look what the cat dragged in. Look what the dog hastily scrawled. Look what the baby quietly recited. The ritual has begun, take this knife
tough guy
I want to apologize about a recent post I shared about mushrooms. I’m sorry I said they were nice. I’m sorry they were beautiful. I’m sorry they melted your heart and made you feel joy for a moment you bastard
I was always here in your heart 🫶
Hiiiiiiii 👋
Incredible stick 🎉
This is a bucket list mushroom for me 😍
Beautiful 🙌
Hell yeah
Woohoo 🙌 welcome to the club 🤗
There’s also a $1 and $4 club 🫶
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Ooo a green russula 🙌
Hell yeah
Gorgeous 🙌
Sure are 🙌
Hell yeah
OH BABY
Yes and they’re spreading fast!
These are edible, pretty, and they decompose wood making their nutrients available again 🙌 they are, however, invasive
Ty Lee 🫂 ✨
I’m in the bargaining stage of the grief process and I want to speed things up a little. I’ll do one more stage, final offer
Another angle of this huge flush of golden oysters: Wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurot... If you liked these mushrooms please go look at my Patreon 🤗 Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Here are some nice mushrooms
Cashier: cash or card? Me: do you accept pictures of mushrooms Cashier: yep *shortly after, looking at pictures on my phone together* Cashier: these are cool
we will model the end user as a frictionless sphere, in a vacuum
Nothing could have prepared me for the joy of having the exact right size container for some leftovers
I think I’d be a good hobbit
Mushroom info - chicken of the woods: Wikipedia.org/wiki/Laetipo... Pssst 👀 hey you! Want to join a little club that sends you mushroom stickers and cheerful newsletters? I have one! >> Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Here are some nice mushrooms
Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
And beautiful type stuff is everywhere 🌷
It's dazzling ✨️
Yes tickets are $1 baked potatoes are $1 butter’s an extra $1 and jars of beer are $1
Oooo Amanita?
Oops dropped my nipples
Hell yeah
NICE
I made an Amish version of a monster truck rally but it’s just me riding a horse over a bunch of dead horses
GORGEOUS
Oh hell yeah 🙌
Maybe there’s a limit to how small of a thing we’ve been able to observe so far, and how big of a thing we can observe too
But change “things” to “bad things”
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Here are some nice mushrooms
I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send
they should invent a nap that does your chores
The biggest and smallest things in the universe are all circles, only the medium things are shapes, makes you think
Mushroom info - crown tipped coral: wikipedia.org/wiki/Artomyc... I post more mushroom photos on my Patreon! Every day! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Here are some nice mushrooms
Me: i’ll have a coke Waiter: is coke-of-cola okay Me: maybe, what is that
new bit is saying “so you finally decided to apologize” when anyone walks up to me
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Put a little meth in the fish. Now you got him. What’s next? Randomized drug test at work. Uh oh, someone needs a new career? Here, take these fish, I have a job for you
GORGEOUS
Mushroom info - golden oyster: Wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurot... If you liked these mushrooms you have to go look at my Patreon sorry I don’t make the rules 🤗 Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Here are some nice mushrooms
How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
happily ever after 🥰
The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
The bugs have been super loud lately, I hope that’s cos they’re happy
Gorgeous 🙌
Hell yeah
These are great
Look at those babies!
Oh hell yeah
This is so great to hear 🙌
Could be orange Marasmius!
Nice shot!
15 minutes well spent 😁
Hell yeah thank you
Could be ringless honey mushrooms 👍
Ty Stella 🙌
Ty WS 🙌
Thanks Mairi 🫂 ✨
Gorgeous 🙌
Beautiful photo! These are a related species
Hell yeah
Hell yeah 💪
Ty Judy 🤗
Thanks Diane 🙌
Ty Patricia 🫂
Ty Julia 🙌
Hell yeah brother
Thanks Googariguy 🙌
Mushroom info - crown tipped coral: wikipedia.org/wiki/Artomyc... I post more mushroom photos on my Patreon! Every day! Videos on weekends! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Here are some nice mushrooms
COP: blow into this please ME: *plays a tasty solo on the breathalyzer like a blues harmonica* COP: that’s dope how are you doing that
YOOOOOOO
Hell yeah