my stomach definitely did all the shopping tonight 🙂↕️
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my stomach definitely did all the shopping tonight 🙂↕️
went to the grocery store stoned and now i am making boxed mac ‘n cheese with hot dogs like a literal CHILD. but i forgot the milk so i have to put in some cottage cheese 😭
get that bag 💰
nothing like the sound of the fresh crack of bottle of poppers
🙋♂️
so hot
hbd 🥳
zara larsson tour 2026 and we cheered 🥳
can’t wait to celebrate wit u
the reviews are in: “you were living girl” “diva was spilling her drinkkk” “a little messy. but not bad. lol.” “mess badge achieved” “after johnny i think you made out with david. oh and michael”
mmm 🫦
textbook white girl wasted last night
kinda wanna get messy tonight
tag me in bro
yes
🤤
room for 1 more? 👉👈
but how long ago was 21? 🤔
me at 21
i loved australia! you’ll have a blast!
officially ringing in the new year in puerto vallarta 😎 fuck yeah
A lot of gooning today
so good babes 😍
😈
on your knees
tgif
no i don’t think you understand what your fat cocks do to me every friday morning
☺️☺️☺️ you’re cuter 😘
hot damn, let’s fuck?
swoon 😍
drinking up the last dregs of summer
took an ass pic for hump day yesterday but questioning if it’s hot or a flop 😩
wow i really let it all out on main yesterday 😅
i’d love to paint your face 😈
join me next time 😉
oh the things i’d show you 😏
twitter circles was truly unmatched. please, bluesky when?
so perfect, must touch
oh hey 🫦
feel this
sit on my face 🥵
this could be all over you instead
noted 😈
i’m just a man, standing in front of a guy, asking him to milk him
oh yes i sure do!
show me ass!! show me hole!!!
it’s the overpouring of the coffee for me 😂
i am in a funk 😞 it’s like we are in the sunday of summer and fall is on monday. i’m not ready 😢
my outfit for their concert this fall is now complete haha
ok gap you’ve convinced me. i’ll buy your jeans!
“instead of the mahi-mahi, may i just get the one mahi? because i'm not that hungry” peak cinema. no notes. 10/10.
this outfit deserved more than just a trip to chipotle 🥲
oh 🫦
my 3 y/o niece gave me this feather on the ground from a dead bird she found outside that she just *had* to give me 🥰
oh ava max they could never make me hate you
let’s get you pregnant 😈
damn 🥵
lick lick
ugh you’re gorgeous 😮💨
love when my hunny works out w me 🥰
when he was doing the dirty dancing dance my dick got hard 😈 but yeah, i loved the whole thing…dare i say it was the perfect sequel?
freakier friday was such a cute movie. i’m obsessed with manny jacinto 🥵
i am committing myself to being a better plant daddy 🪴 my plants need some serious TLC 😭
🥰
on repeat 🎧
negative body image thoughts have taken ahold this week. i hate when i feel this way 😔
lemme just kick back and 🫠
my hero
need someone to edge me senseless with their mouth
this is the textbook definition of an indirect kiss 😚
our cleaner literally left 20 minutes ago and i go and spill my lunch everywhere on our clean floors 🙄 goddammit
my HIIT coach told me that the workout playlist today was inspired by my outfit yesterday so she made an entire thing britney spears themed!!! 😍 hands down the best class of my life i’ve never wanted to work harder lol
resisting urge to troll
so sexy bro 🥵
plans are slowly cumming together for a NYE trip to PV with our besties 😎 i am getting saur excited 🤩
let’s play hooky from work and fuck like bunnies all day
that’s a cake i’d go back for seconds
no. i don’t wanna!
ijbol
we simply must compare notes haha
i haaateee the chipotle near us. it has gotta be the worst one in the country i stfg. on today’s fuckery they made the same burrito twice on our mobile order 😑 it’s beyond maddening and also almost comical now. and yet we keep going back so the real fools are us 🤡
lately i’ve been listening to free smutty audiobooks about bi-curious frat bros and oh boy 🥵
aw shucks 😜
streets are saying it’s also very tasty
just booked a living exhibit gig at the moma 😏
waiting…
help me out next time bro 😏
you’re welcome to take a closer look 😏
if i follow your main but not your alt (or vice versa), please know it’s not intentional. i’m so dense you really just need to spell it out for me. otoh, if you haven’t shared your alt with me yet…my dm’s are open 🫦
not true bb, you’re smoking’ 🥵
now who’s gonna help me clean all this up?
nothing beats the first jerk off in your own bed after traveling
god you’re so hot 😍
and yes, i’m not delusional, i know they’re still there! i mostly just miss that sweet cardio burn from a good HIIT class
desperately need to get back to the gym all this partying and traveling are making my abs disappear
hot dog!
can’t do LA without a gay pool kiki
the most magnetic tbh
the amount of strays you catch like wth