Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) / Redsky

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

pizza? never heard of her

5/9/2025, 1:34:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

career .396/.452/.686 in 39 games vs the Cubs

4/9/2025, 1:39:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

At Cubs give us the Katie and Bentley cast from the bleachers

3/9/2025, 12:00:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

"I thought this man was a great football coach..."

2/9/2025, 2:17:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Cubbies

1/9/2025, 11:18:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

T-Mac is the sideline reporter. I'm sure she is looking for Lloyd in the stands right now

31/8/2025, 11:45:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

so are they going to have Justin Turner AND Carlos Santana on the roster?

31/8/2025, 11:14:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

could really be a turning point in the game

31/8/2025, 9:10:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

College football. Back.

30/8/2025, 3:02:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

this game and this broadcast...I've had enough. time for bed

28/8/2025, 3:43:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

starting to hear it more and more

24/8/2025, 11:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

cubbies

24/8/2025, 10:57:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

fly the W, sing the song, etc...

24/8/2025, 4:12:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Bears.

23/8/2025, 3:41:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

23/8/2025, 2:54:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Maybeeeeee

21/8/2025, 2:56:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

21/8/2025, 1:58:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Are the Cubs back?

20/8/2025, 2:41:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

All those big deadline moves are really helping the Cubs out

18/8/2025, 9:37:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

me like football

18/8/2025, 1:18:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Bearsssssssssssss

18/8/2025, 1:15:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Bearssssssssssss

18/8/2025, 12:16:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

How many more years does Skenes have to be in Pittsburgh before they trade him?

16/8/2025, 8:49:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

But 2032!

15/8/2025, 9:18:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats on your fire hydrant!

15/8/2025, 8:26:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

that's probably wise

13/8/2025, 12:42:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

the Cubs? Not so much...

13/8/2025, 12:38:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

that looked like a dog trying to chase its tail

5/8/2025, 1:28:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

5/8/2025, 1:06:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

injury prone pitcher who's velocity has been dipping? nobody saw that coming...

5/8/2025, 1:04:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Do we call Justin Turner home runs a sack fly?

3/8/2025, 9:21:42 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

more like Dinnergy

2/8/2025, 12:38:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

things Michael Soroka and Katie Dzwierzynski have in common: currently packing

31/7/2025, 1:53:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

"eventually, teams will have Nick Madrigal types at 3B"

27/7/2025, 7:14:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

not listening to the TV broadcast but I'm assuming Story and Seager? How do you not mention Elly and Carlos Correa? Those are gimmies

27/7/2025, 7:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Cubbies

20/7/2025, 1:58:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

should brew up some losses imo

20/7/2025, 1:05:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

I would try it if someone put a slice in front of me but wouldn't go out of my way to get it

17/7/2025, 3:20:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

"Pete, do you like movies about gladiators?"

16/7/2025, 1:14:04 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

at Cubs give us the Katie and Bentley cast!

2/7/2025, 12:21:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

KATIE!

26/6/2025, 12:31:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Love at First Spike: name for your hallmark movie

10/6/2025, 12:45:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

"go cocks"

2/6/2025, 11:52:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Malachi Paplanus is definitely a future Cubs reliver

1/6/2025, 11:35:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

half marathon puzzling

1/6/2025, 1:11:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Fly the W, sing the song, etc.

29/5/2025, 2:31:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Cubs legend Rex Brothers

29/5/2025, 2:30:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

you love to C it!

28/5/2025, 3:13:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Fly the W, sing the song, etc.

28/5/2025, 3:07:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

do you take orders and ship? asking for a friend...

26/5/2025, 12:22:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

more like Daniel PalenciNA

20/5/2025, 1:40:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

weather right now: "ope!"

17/5/2025, 1:01:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

fly the W, sing the song, etc...

14/5/2025, 2:26:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Cubbies

14/5/2025, 2:25:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

looks like a Nick Madrigal spray chart

12/5/2025, 9:35:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Bentley:

11/5/2025, 3:24:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

7/5/2025, 3:05:44 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

"oh they are bringing Pressly into pitch? Might as well go to bed"

7/5/2025, 3:05:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

St. Louis loses. America wins.

5/5/2025, 3:15:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

PCA-E: Pete's Crushing Anything (& Everything)

4/5/2025, 12:11:02 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

more like Pete Whoa-Armstrong

4/5/2025, 12:07:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Cubbies

3/5/2025, 2:58:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

he is but just the version that got destroyed by Sheldon Brown after catching a screen pass

29/4/2025, 11:49:14 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

"analytics say it's not even worth having a third baseman. plus it helps keep payroll down"

28/4/2025, 2:03:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

opening narration to your hallmark movie

24/4/2025, 12:53:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Cubbies

23/4/2025, 3:02:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

actually doing well for the Kia Tigers in Korea

23/4/2025, 1:55:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Cubbies

16/4/2025, 4:44:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

at least they got Christopher Walken to do the voice over

16/4/2025, 2:04:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

guaranteed maybe

15/4/2025, 3:45:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Katie...

15/4/2025, 3:36:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Pete Crow-Madrigal on that play

15/4/2025, 2:42:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Cubbies

14/4/2025, 2:01:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

he hit another HR? more like repete crow-armstrong

14/4/2025, 1:12:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

more like pete crow-batstrong

14/4/2025, 1:11:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

more like Loss Angeles

13/4/2025, 3:25:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

any night with cheesecake is a good night

9/4/2025, 3:30:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Houston, they had a problem

8/4/2025, 3:44:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

"wow look at that! imagine if we spent that money on Bregman. These players cost a lot of money now a days. LOLOLOL."

7/4/2025, 7:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

3/4/2025, 12:55:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom Ricketts: "really love what the A's are doing. Cutting down on those pesky expenses"

1/4/2025, 2:23:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

you love to C it!

1/4/2025, 2:22:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

modern MLB bullpen: let's fill it with guys who throw 98+ with some nasty breaking pitches Cubs bullpen last few years: let's fill it with guys who throw 92 and walk a bunch of people

30/3/2025, 10:58:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

more like Ryan Notimpressedly

30/3/2025, 2:28:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Jed "if he keeps doing that, we'll eventually non tender him"

30/3/2025, 1:47:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

he knows Pat Hughes is in the booth pronouncing his name "EEE-you-HEN-eee-Oh"

29/3/2025, 2:51:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Cubs need to get him on the team so we can get Pat's "EEE-you-HEN-eee-Oh" pronunciation for a whole season

28/3/2025, 2:49:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

jail for Bumble

27/3/2025, 2:37:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

hopefully you don't share your war plans on here

24/3/2025, 8:40:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

all the Big East teams eliminated? More like the Big Least

23/3/2025, 6:47:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

UConn? More like TheyCan't

23/3/2025, 6:46:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Katie...

21/3/2025, 1:53:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

The best sports day of the year

20/3/2025, 4:54:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Bentley: "y'all better make the playoffs this year, or you owe me a ton of treats"

19/3/2025, 1:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Katie: No Gamecocks? What is March?

16/3/2025, 11:14:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

RIP in peace Field Museum hot dog cart

12/3/2025, 3:32:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

the start of your hallmark movie...

11/3/2025, 3:55:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

what about a version with the North Shore Adult Diapers ad read?

11/3/2025, 3:45:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social)

Bears.

10/3/2025, 4:20:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke Purcell (@lukepurcell.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday!

9/3/2025, 12:36:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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