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Lynsi Burton

@lynsib.bsky.social

Pear-shaped loser. Self-loathing Mariners devotee and Coug. Writer/editor. Media/feminism/climate. For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.

created November 18, 2024

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Everything in media: horrible!

3/9/2025, 5:07:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope Lou threw a base around the clubhouse (and taught Dan to do the same)

2/9/2025, 10:46:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pro tip for covering pregnancy-related arrests: don't use the word 'infant' before finding out what actually happened. More often than not, these are miscarriages, but outlets will repeat the language cops use - smearing women in the process www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

2/9/2025, 3:16:30 PM | 743 204 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

2/9/2025, 1:11:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see this, it’s too late.

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31/8/2025, 8:07:36 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A good bullpen today? #goms

Andres Munoz wearing a navy blue fleece sweatshirt, hair pulled back, holding a brownish gray tabby kitten in his hands and a cat shelter, looking down at the kitty and smiling
31/8/2025, 8:08:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IYKYK #goms

The logo for the
31/8/2025, 7:51:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speier #goms

Woman lying over George Costanza inside a dark limo saying,
31/8/2025, 7:33:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what I love about Julio. He shouldn't have swung, yes. But he hustles.

31/8/2025, 7:23:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god he shouldn't have even swung at that 🤣😭 #goms

31/8/2025, 7:20:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BO-BANDYYYYYYYYYYYYY #goms

Woman lying over George Costanza inside a dark limo saying,
31/8/2025, 6:48:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think I can tolerate the M's and Cougs in the same weekend. I'm editing a report for work on fossil fuels and I think working on that will lift my spirits.

31/8/2025, 6:36:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

Bill Dauterive on King of the Hill beet red, sweating, eyes bulging, lifting a finger, absolutely spent and exhausted
31/8/2025, 5:42:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

31/8/2025, 5:26:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

31/8/2025, 5:17:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

31/8/2025, 5:13:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHY DID WE CHANGE THE QB #GoCougs

31/8/2025, 5:12:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHY DID WE CHANGE THE QB #GoCougs

31/8/2025, 5:11:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Why is he still in the ballgame?" Ryan Leaf spitting facts #GoCougs

31/8/2025, 5:10:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

31/8/2025, 5:06:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did they change the QB #GoCougs

31/8/2025, 4:43:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

George Costanza yelling outside his driver side window,
31/8/2025, 4:34:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This game is a matter of who can suck more #GoCougs

31/8/2025, 3:53:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

31/8/2025, 3:01:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

Frank Costanza screaming at George Steinbrenner from his living room couch,
31/8/2025, 2:42:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoCougs

Hank Hill looking concerned, standing outside, brow furrowed, mouth slightly open
31/8/2025, 2:28:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think I trust Ferguson #gons

Ferguson, the twerpy little brother from
31/8/2025, 1:17:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

30/8/2025, 2:48:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Chocolate lab with its ear flipped inside out, staring into the camera with white text overlaid reading
30/8/2025, 1:40:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Hank Hill wearing a Mariners cap, eyes bulging, biting lip
30/8/2025, 1:25:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He did better than I feared with those weird innings, I do take it back

30/8/2025, 1:03:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seattle Mariners pitching :(

29/8/2025, 11:30:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK I have to keep editing this bibliography the entire game #goms

29/8/2025, 11:21:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love Matilda's dad but can we recognize that we don't talk about Kaz enough? Seriously he's one of my all-timers. #goms

27/8/2025, 11:03:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This game #goms

27/8/2025, 10:56:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

27/8/2025, 10:11:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inning over #goms

27/8/2025, 10:09:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Bill Dauterive on King of the Hill standing in the alley, bulging eyes and mouth open looking aghast
27/8/2025, 9:54:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:59:01 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hella zoomed in Eugenio Suarez
27/8/2025, 9:13:58 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

A man in a cowboy hat and suit sitting next to Kramer, both watching a screen at an airport lounge, pumping fists in celebration. Man in cowboy had says,
27/8/2025, 9:14:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I were still a reporter hitting up government officials for comment on something, I'm also asking them if they used AI in their response. (I would not necessarily expect honesty.)

27/8/2025, 7:54:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be clear I got mad again #goms

27/8/2025, 3:48:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey I was on a walk for the last 30 minutes and left with it being 5-0 so I'm happy, ignorant of whatever goofs we made

27/8/2025, 3:38:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:56:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

27/8/2025, 2:54:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I WANT PUPPIES

26/8/2025, 10:45:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like how we need a robot to try to sound like a human

26/8/2025, 10:44:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SCRATCH THA BELLY

26/8/2025, 10:41:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JFC

26/8/2025, 5:27:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professa Murray (@kalimurray.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

That’s GONNA BE MY BRIEF. Table of Contents I. WELL II. CHIEF JUSTICE III. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IV. HUMPHREY’S EXECUTOR V. NOW

26/8/2025, 1:11:45 AM | 73 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:14:24 AM | 2259 212 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mrtlp.bsky.social TWO EXTRA TOES

26/8/2025, 12:51:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Mayer (@alexmayer34.bsky.social) reposted

Only 2 times the Mariners had a player hit 2+ home runs and a pitcher record 13+ strikeouts: Cal Raleigh & Logan Gilbert 8/24/2025 Mariners win by 7 runs at home vs. A’s Jay Buhner & Randy Johnson 9/23/1995 Mariners win by 7 runs at home vs. A’s #TheMayerGWS (2/2)

25/8/2025, 5:08:35 AM | 114 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jennifer Coolidge on
24/8/2025, 10:16:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Logan #goms

Blonde woman on top of George Costanza in a limo, saying,
24/8/2025, 9:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. Get lost with this Judge nonsense.

24/8/2025, 9:48:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Randy Arozarena and Julio Rodriguez wearing helmets in the dugout, arms around each other smiling at the camera
24/8/2025, 9:17:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

24/8/2025, 9:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Crawford (@crawfordchrisv.bsky.social) reposted

Cal Raleigh has hit more home runs in 2025 than any catcher in baseball's history.

24/8/2025, 8:53:01 PM | 136 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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ily #goms

Cal Raleigh in his catcher's gear getting doused from behind with the contents of a water cooler
24/8/2025, 8:49:00 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Call Raleigh in his home white uniform with his catcher's mitt, squatting, smiling, backlit by the sun illuminating him like the angel he is
24/8/2025, 8:22:53 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Dale Gribble on
24/8/2025, 4:10:42 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Andres Munoz wearing a navy blue fleece sweater holding two kittens and smiling at a cat rescue, one a gray tabby and the other a black cat
24/8/2025, 3:57:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

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23/8/2025, 4:29:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🚨🚨🚨 Someone at the game has a Mike Ford cell phone case 🚨🚨🚨

23/8/2025, 4:14:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

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23/8/2025, 3:51:56 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You're on your way to hell." Again, sir, this is T-Mobile Park. We're headed to hell of our own volition. #goms

23/8/2025, 2:26:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Mariners

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23/8/2025, 2:25:03 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh what a terrible problem to have

22/8/2025, 7:36:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted

BREAKING: A federal judge in Miami has given Florida 60 days to clear out the “Alligator Alcatraz” immigrant detention center — a major win for environmentalists and the Miccosukee Tribe.

22/8/2025, 5:48:25 PM | 742 149 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll be at the stadium, looking like this (but with a $16 beer in-hand) #goms

22/8/2025, 6:09:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That will go over real well

22/8/2025, 4:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted

May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.

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21/8/2025, 9:42:58 PM | 24878 7837 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HistoryLink.org (@historylink.bsky.social) reposted

#OnThisDay in 1964, the Beatles played at the Seattle Center Coliseum. historylink.org/File/5435

Beatles fans in Seattle, 1964
21/8/2025, 7:27:52 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣 wow wtf

21/8/2025, 1:07:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao

20/8/2025, 11:57:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"God was kickin it in heaaaaaveeeennnnn"

20/8/2025, 11:55:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are handed the greatest gift and slap it away

20/8/2025, 6:10:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My god this lineup #goms

20/8/2025, 5:41:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Julio Rodriguez in the Mariners dugout wearing the teal uniform holding the trident and smiling at the camera
20/8/2025, 5:15:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 4:13:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yo is it lawful for the Homelessness Authority to deny a records request on a non-criminal investigation? @seattletimes.com share.google/1BkyHz8aMeTO...

20/8/2025, 2:28:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Night #goms

Miranda Hobbes on
20/8/2025, 1:13:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to make this washed up bum look like an ace #goms

20/8/2025, 1:05:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GENO #goms

The stalker guy on
20/8/2025, 12:50:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Julio don't swing challenge

20/8/2025, 12:46:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg Geno should have had it there

Chocolate Labrador retriever staring ahead with its left ear flipped inside out and white text over the face reading,
20/8/2025, 12:23:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 12:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cal why did you choose this bb #goms

Cal Raleigh in this catching gear, mask off, giving a WTF face, looking to the side and lip curled
20/8/2025, 12:13:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I inserted this into a work PowerPoint I'm writing on science communication under the Trump Admin but it applies to the M's too #goms

20/8/2025, 12:00:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gee I wonder why

19/8/2025, 10:02:19 PM | 30 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything in media is horrible!

19/8/2025, 2:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are going to die. #goms

18/8/2025, 11:14:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tronc.

18/8/2025, 6:48:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goms

Jerry Seinfeld wincing, looking away, saying,
18/8/2025, 1:34:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not having fun #goms

Hank Hill wearing a Mariners hat looking distressed, eyes bulging out and biting his lower lip
18/8/2025, 1:29:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comforted that the Asterisks also largely sucked against Baltimore #goms

17/8/2025, 11:58:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😭😭😭

17/8/2025, 11:37:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woo to our offense rn

Bryan Woo walking off the mound, head down, giving a not-so-furtive middle finger with his right hand
16/8/2025, 10:07:06 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view