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so...the boat who is supposed to investigate these events to determine if there are serious violations going on or is this the last we are going to be reading about it
Drug trafficking is not a capital crime; it doesnβt carry a death sentence. I genuinely cannot think of anything under U.S. law that would permit premeditated government assassination of people suspected of drug trafficking.
Here's the video Trump just posted to Truth Social, with the claim that 11 people aboard the boat were killed. There is zero evidence of self-defense here. Looks like a massacre of civilians at sea. Even if they had drugs aboard, that's not a capital offense.
and also we deserve better than you. everything you say is maddening as hell. *YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG* in every way.
sorry but this shitty dude enrages me
yep.
watching pet semetary when i was 8 years old in 1988
salad
I can't shake the feeling they are trolling us
. @bsky.app just start running this ad on X asap
Research reveals that managers often take advantage of their hardest-working members of staff. David Robson has some advice for a frustrated reader
i believe they might be trolling us
It's September 1st... The NBA regular season starts next month!
ugh yes absolutely
dems getting horned up for newsom:
WTF I just learned about the Slinger yesterday watching an old episode of Michael Symon's Burgers, Brew & Que
I've got air guitar, ecofeminism, infotainment, memory hole, post traumatic stress disorder, techno-pop
it's fused to his head
tomorrow is September 1st and that's when the Christmas season starts in the Philippines I have learned
oh no doubt pewee
poor kitty
right pats
don't forget make child brides out of them as well
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
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Out here at the MDC in Los Angeles where a couple dozen protesters are outside the fence. DHS has already maced half a dozen people and just sent pepperballs at those assembled
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I can't even express my disgust with this piece of shit
this is βstuff pillows under the blanket to make it look like someone is sleeping in the bedβ levels of cover up
When he turns up coked out after a three-day bender in Ibiza you all are going to feel so stupid
I was a raver in the 90s and these kids are more recent but the first non-shitty vibes I've seen in ages
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
my mom just called me up like oh boy do you think hes gonna bite it soon
seems kinda woke
"Pediatric Brain Cancer Trial Group to Be Phased Out" "A network of hospitals and cancer centers dedicated to early phase trials of novel treatments will no longer receive federal funding." ππ Nina Agrawal for @nytimes.com
is his tongue too big for his mouth
"How are you so calm" Prozac β’ Wellbutrin β’ Lyrica β’ THC gummies
why is he alive
continued ghoul behavior
BREAKING: Judge Xinis issues order barring Trump administration from deporting Kilmar Abrego Garcia βuntil further order of the Court.β The admin stated earlier that it would not deport him during this habeas consideration. Also per todayβs order, the habeas hearing is set for Oct. 6.
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gross
i think it's just fine
yes ππ specifically this is what the *screaming hairy armadillo* sounds like!
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Oh no you donβt I took a screenshot for my funny joke
They really did the thing
oh good
his face like wtf
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
"domestic unrest" stfu
how is this real
i wish we weren't in hell
I have no patience left today and i would like to smash things
it's a stupid fuckin day
staind lol
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The term βcomfort womenβ was a euphemism for South Korean women forced into military sex slavery during WWII. Continued use of the phrase has been criticized for minimizing the harm and gravity of Japanβs actions. But given Trump's history, itβs no surprise he doesnβt understand. trib.al/VNmucEN
are you saying shipping him to uganda makes sense? because it doesn't. nothing you said makes it make sense
Pastel Pink Lobsters and Goofy-Looking Squid Among Deep-Sea Oddities Discovered in Ocean Abyss
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People with money entertain the weirdest thoughts
It's actually "Crack bat, roar crowd"
'Sup, man? β buff.ly/K8nVVrt
I have no explanation for it but Velvet Goldmine.. Also i was 18 in 1998
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one year ago today
Sometimes I look at words and think I donβt know what they mean
Yarukinashio is an unmotivated rice cake guy who appears in stickers on the Line app.
lol peacemaker is back
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why did he have to make it to 89
I'm so fucking sick of these vile people
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Heartbreaking For the crime of working
fragile little snowflakies
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call cps
These are the sorts of attacks on experts that resulted in a domestic terrorist firing 500 shots at the CDC just over a week ago. If you stand for evidence based public health interventions, you basically get a target placed on your back by DHHS leadership. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
