Wario doesn't goon, he WANKS!
Wario doesn't goon, he WANKS!
I know it's a gag, but people really need to read this:
I think about this tweet sometimes.
Why do you remind me of things I'd rather forget?
there's a mission with a gun called "big succ" and my character said "boom goes the dynamite" its actually so much worse than i remember
Here's something I wish someone would remember so I won't ever have to.
This is a cumload of fuck.
If I see even a single frame of said porno parody in the next 24 hours, I'm blaming you
*Both cum at the same time* Casper JPEG: "TIMING!"
"I cum in them so you don't have to!"
Doug Walker revealed there's a Nostalgia Critic porno parody and that is truly cursed knowledge
Valve:
I'm 90% convinced Musk will do a complete 180° on nsfw stuff being on twitter after getting some form of erectile dysfunction and can't he wank himself blind anymore.
At least Pritzker has somewhat decent policies and an ok track record with the queer community outside of hating trump with a passion.
Unclench your jaw. Take your hormones or meds if you haven’t already. Drink lots of water. Log off of the website and do something else. And please for the love of god don’t catastrophize.
Check out the quote posts. People are not pulling the punches here.
Your services are sub par and I have pirated everything I have ever watched that is on your platform
get drunk and play peggle i guarantee you'll feel better
I know I was a toddler during the Bush administration, but weren't there also burning effigies of him when he fucked up big time?
i really love that this one post demonstrably broke the brain of the Gearbox staff
I usually like to sketch random stuff that pops into my mind.
The fuck do you mean "several mothers on Love on the Spectrum are ant-vaxxers and anti-autisic"? youtu.be/3g66x6c9s38?...
Yeah, believing in unsubstantiated nonsense usually leads into being a psycho.
I feel like this is probably a better explanation of what happened:
Yeah Deviantart's whole AI thing to the point that my entire homepage being AI Art even when I'm not LOGGED IN has kinda made me want to ditch that website But also if only Newgrounds had like a mobile app or a client to make things more accessible than that would be even better-
this is how every extended batfamily character looks to me
it's actually good that our heroes are fictional and not insane war criminals; that's probably the healthiest perspective on 'heroes' to have
*RE 5 & 6*
Because unreal 5 killed them all
begging people to stop retweeting stancil when he has a couple good posts. you know what he will post next and you are encouraging him.
Jonah should be characterized more as Ted Warner than Alex Jones imo.
Emesis Blue (2023)
if will stancil doesn't believe in them, then why am i kicking him in his material conditions?
Worth pointing out that Stancil made exactly the opposite argument during the Twitter Exodus of Nov 2024, and is now indistinguishable from those he criticized at the time He posts SO much, you forget that he drifts.
Pre-whining about potentially losing an election that is still three years away is maximum loser energy. You simply cannot get more pathetic than that, it’s physically impossible.
I know “Don’t think of an elephant” is passé, but maybe imagine a better future with a better nominee instead of the unhappy future you imagine in order to feel smug.
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
The Sseth Tzeentach review of this game is going to be absolutely depressing.
I wish more current batman designs incorporated the bits of yellow more, even if it's just the belt.
People say this, but then remark how median voters are the braindead scum of the earth.
these days it’s illegal to say that you like a movie. you have to screenshot someone who doesn’t like the movie and caption it “everyone is so fucking stupid now”
Sometimes I feel like this:
Back on my nonsense
Taking advantage of the large puddle outside with a few pictures of Beast Wars Razorclaw.
RIP a real one
If you see this post a robot
“Don’t apologize, I never do” is such a great Norman Osborn philosophy to be the opposite of Great Power Great Responsibility without it being overt
What's been removed in Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2.
GET ME A VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE GAME WITH *NOTHIN*
sometimes a delayed game is incredibly bad
No... NOSFERATU?!
*Deep Hurting...* *DEEP HURTING!!!*
Politely, some of you out there should ask yourselves why you've been stalking someone for years of your life in order to convince yourself that you're better than the person you're stalking. You're really no different than the people who stalked chris chan and you should reckon with that.
good morning vietnam
You can't do Bubsy as "ironically shitty Sonic the Hedgehog" when Sonic the Hedgehog is *un*ironically shitty Sonic the Hedgehog
That man is uploading ai voiced descriptions of spongebob episodes to youtube shorts.
That man is posting 120fps a.i. upscaled anime ops to Youtube.
Milo Yiannopoulos presents an interesting quandary. Not because of anything he's said in particular, but more because it makes me wonder if it is possible for a gay man to re-closet himself. Does that even work?
Of all the people that would hate ai with a passion, you'd think Will Stancil would be one of them, but no.
I remember when YouTube looked like this. It used to feel like home.
Everytime I see an old internet screenshot I feel like this scene:
Ngl. Homestuck should have stayed gone. I'm not happy to have Helluva Boss and Homestuck in the same room like the most nightmarish Reese's cup to ever be sold on store shelves. Keep it away from me.
Are you drinking and posting again?
Emplemon administration, but that's a whole other can of worms no one's prepared for.
The fuck is a vizipop is that a soda
No Tobin Bell? No Scott McNeil? No Bamidele Shangobunmi? No nothing?!
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness. These two are just amazing and the best characters in Beast Wars
Rhinox was legit the most dangerous character in Beast Wars
I went for a hike today
"Canon events" were the dumbest concept introduced in spiderverse and I say that as someone who likes those movies.
all transformers fans will tell you to watch beast wars and you'll think oh like maybe its an big inside joke for the fandom or something, cus it looks like that, and then you watch it and it's the best thing you'll ever see
never ask me for anything ever again
so if I pirate Disco Elysium enough times does it bankrupt the rat bastard who actually did steal people's livelihoods?
what it feels like to talk to my friends about stuff I like
Same. I also wish Motorcity got a second season, but we don't get to have nice things.
"the fairly odd parents" is the most cynical, spiritually bankrupt addition to the wish fulfillment canon. timmy turner's life is an interminable buffet of sensory delights and his appetite is never satisfied.
i think the funniest part of adin ross' streaming setup is that im like 90% sure ive seen this guys room on a live action Disney XD show from 15 years ago
map posters that come with games. dont see that too often any more
Honestly, it'd be funnier if he didn't.
They are going to blow up lucasfilm HQ
Seriously though, how the fuck does he get outflanked by moviebob of all people?
I cannot fathom a universe in which animation would even be capable of capturing what the original was aiming at in terms of its... like, maximalist, nonlinear, everymedia approach to its own existence
I will be moving to the Himalayas shortly because holy fuck I do not want to be anywhere near western civilization when this releases.
There are snyderverse people everywhere for those with eyes to see.
critical support to both andrew hussie and the homestuck community for doing their part to ensure fewer people read homestuck
What the fuck is a Homestuck
What it feels like visiting the Homestuck website in 2025:
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