This is all Schumer knows how to do.
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This is all Schumer knows how to do.
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Just… Wowzers.
Stupidest timeline gets more stupider.
Well said.
LOVE.
Back atcha.
Oh no! A speedy recovery to you.
RIGHT?!?!
Does he really not understand that babies come out the same portal that the sperm goes into?
Exactly. Lazy and inept.
Dr. Oz is a large investor in and global advisor for iHerb, a company that sells supplements for folinic acid, which is the the non-prescription version of leucovorin, the medication which is being recommended for the treatment of autism by Dr. Oz.
I love the smell of a J&J lawsuit in the morning.
This. Yup.
Liz Phair 😂❤️
Same here with decaf coffee.
That could be used as a screener for who gets to take the giant exam. But in and of itself, I do not think it is enough.
I would seriously like to see a US Constitution test passed that has 10 questions on each amendment, and 10 questions on each article for each and every representative and executive, so that we can minimally ensure that people who are upholding the Constitution have the basic knowledge to do so.
Yes AND.. the white man in question who is supposed to be venerated now and who said that black pilots are scary (in general, with no THAT pilot qualifier), and who said that black women do not have the brain processing power and took jobs from white men… 1984
None but this feed placement does seem :chef’s kiss:
I just made the sound of my kiddo’s Starscream to answer you.
Excuse me, waiter… Could you bring me a class action? Thanks.
This idea needs to be developed further. Let’s do this… Alien eyeball Blinks at the kids in a park with a baseball team All the moms scream…
And it’s sold out.
what?!?! how did i not know about this thing?!?! 😢😢😢
Philippines though. You get lumpias, adobo, chiccarones, and flan.
D. Hands down.
I hope they don’t try to live stream it.
Ohhhhh. my. god.
It’s a mystery pigment, not a mystery color.
PSA: If you haven’t yet, it may be a good idea to get your COVID shot this week. Reports suggest that CDC may further restrict COVID vaccine access to people aged 75 and up, unless you have an condition. The committee that advises the CDC on vaccines meets this Thursday.
fingers crossed
you bet!
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I’d like so much to sleep right now.
I have never heard of it but now I want to try, fellow insomniac.
Insectfully, YT
I love this, but I don’t love that they’ve overlapped the sources into other source areas. Design-wise, there was no need for this as they could have easily fit within bounds, which kinda looks like it’s implying there is “a little bit ‘a” other sources in some. I’ll see my nerd-self out now.
I made it to @thewebsters.bsky.social !!! 🥰
Wheeeerrrrrrrre?!?!?!
Instead of getting crappier and fewer, the universe of paper planner planners has exploded and turned into A Market of Awesomeness. And… there are great highlighter sets for thin paper. Also, last week I found a vendor to pick your own multicolor clicker pens!
It depends on the program, it’s not just a philosophy thing. ClipStudio Vs. Affinity Photo/PS, for example.
We watched Men in Black for some fun escapism tonight, but damn the first scene hit very differently right now.
I clicked through just on the headline alone and didn’t realize who wrote it until I went back to check something!
The City We Became. How Long ‘til Black Future Month is high up on my stack, and it comes from a short story in that.
I’m at the airport. Just witnessed an unaccompanied wheelchair with a screen flashing “Reserved.” While I love the idea of independence, I hope there is still a manned service option for folks who need help managing their baggage and getting in the chair, and this isn’t just another way to unemploy.
So… like, I could time-travel to the store when i’m standing with the list in my hand, before i’ve put it in some place safe? That’s magical.
Best boy best life!
+1
I went through the same exact thought process for that one. Definitely recommend, but not all silliness.
(and I did the audiobooks and can vouch for quality of narration)
YES!!! This is hilarious and silly and there are sequels!
Ok. I am declaring myself a member of your posse for the length of time it takes to holla the following, just so we can be sure SOMEONE does: HE’D BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. … ok, back to my regular life now.
Waddle. Quack.
That was my reaction, “$1.5B? That’s it?”
(i eat that once a week)
a small handful of nuts. I make 6wks at a time using 1 can of purée in this: a.co/d/8qt7WNv
I use purée (not pumpkin pie filling - too much sugar) and frozen cranberries with a little apple sauce and a healthy dose of pumpkin pie spice. I make my own oatmeal sugar which is combo of maple, brown, date and turbinado sugars. .5c grains, .5c fruit, mwaved w/water. Topped w plain kefir & 1/…
Honestly I eat pumpkin-cranberry oatmeal all year. They are very underrated fruits. (Yes pumpkin is a fruit.) I would love for egg nog to be available all year. It would be nice to vary with chocolate milk.
Packing up positive thoughts, and will send off a bulk order shortly.
As it is, the English version is completely messed up. Across the 2pg spread L-R, it’s 3 4 1 2. Just put separate langs on separate pages at least.
Pages would also turn from r-L instead, so they’d have to pick an intended use and go from there. Like, if aimed at English native Hebrew learners, it should teach the Hebrew flow, or vice versa if teaching English to native Hebrew.
Ugh, then the whole two page spread should go from R-L in Hebrew.
I had to have the Japanese encephalitis series when I worked in India for 6 weeks one spring. I almost canceled the trip because I thought i had a brain tumor (not kidding). I asked shots doc if this is just the vaccine, what is the real thing like and he looked @ me and said I did NOT want to know.
Costco had Halloween AND Christmas AND a turkey figure last week.
What’s the most complex thought she’s ever beeped at you?
Slightly diminish a book Acquaintance in a Quaint Land
Also F250/350/450 for people who do not use them legitimately for work or to haul a large RV or really, really big boat regularly.
Done, but now you have to yell back IT’S OK, PUPPY because he’s freaked out from the loud voice now.
We’re in full HEPA mode north county.
Mike Judge, every day:
Keyword salad! Words have meaning and that word does not mean what he wants it to mean.
I’d like to see our state do this @governorferguson.bsky.social @davina425.bsky.social
He makes a tea from them, sweetened with ivermectin.
AND they joined the West Coast Health Alliance!
Is that a heroin preparation method?
Well it’s a bit red with sharp shadows a couple miles north, so we’re going with smoke.
Happy Multi-Celebration Day!!!
Not what I said. After holidays, when g’ma and g’pa have been exposed to all the viruses their unvaxxed grandkids are dragging along with them — their own boosters (mmr etc) likely decades past their expiration date bcos they haven’t had to worry about them because vaccine mandates — are in trouble.
It’s also going to do a lot of collateral damage in nursing homes after the holidays.
Let’s gooooooo Cascadia!
Remember what the airlines tell you… put your own oxygen mask on FIRST. 🫂
6 mo scan today was clear! It’s really nice to get that info the same day so one doesn’t sit for 10 business days wondering. I treated myself to a trip into the city to visit the Mochi Things (Korean stationery) store down near Pike Place. Gorgeous day!
This is wild to me. I can’t fathom just leaving my shoes alone all day. I grew up at the beach, and always took them off on the way to where we’d be when they got annoying. leaving them at the car and walking on oyster shell parking was not a sane option.
“Mayor” is not an honorific that is retained once one leaves office. These people are a freaking cartoon.
Just because it is *thin sweatshirt material* does not make it a sweater or not-sweatshirt!
I was almost duped by a sweater-passing sweatshirt this week (had to zoom in). Was incensed.
And then, when the poirs are dead or in tent cities, the edgelords will be buying up all the land for themselves.
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Lexus has one like it (450h?) w/over 500mi electric range IIRC.
Gee, Chuck. If only you personally knew someone in the Senate who could kick this off. Maybe you could write a strongly-worded letter to your senator.
Every employee handbook should start out with: “No work events at strip clubs or booby bars. Please don’t be stupid.”
For me, add to that auditory processing issue where I’m really not sure if people are done talking and I have to stare literally *at mouths* to make sure I’m not talking out of turn. I love Zoom so much for this alone. That little colored frame that tells me someone is still talking.
I’m abysmal with names UNLESS they came with a picture label. It doesn’t even have to be a picture of that face. I thought about putting my avatar on my worldcon badge (I should have, but printer issues), because if something like that helps me (and it would), then it would probably help others.
I made our own kombucha and Danish schnapps for years, and hubby brews beer (and roasts our coffee), but distilling terrifies me, brave soldier.
No, not trusting experts is a feature of totalitarian regimes. Hello, China and the The Great Famine.
When was the moderna vaccine last updated? i’m trying to figure out whether we should run up, but can’t find that info.
