expert here. i could totally explain what the hell is happening to his forehead
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expert here. i could totally explain what the hell is happening to his forehead
gm puck :^)
pointless meetings are the smoke break of the office world and boy are people chiefing
hell yeah
cat cleaning himself synced up to bob ross audio
when i was a kid my dad had me help him replace ours and lmao the distrust i had for garage doors after it slammed down one time
drive
:^)
going to the plant store to pet bees
fully unpacked from a trip in less than 24 hours. i’ll be riding this high all week
Todaybor Day is Labor Day
good things are possible
(creepy joker voice): wanna know how i got these green and purple things?
lmao
ME: yo you good to drive? RUDY GIULIANI: [raspy frustrated goomba noises]
anything green and purple is the jonkler
i dunno where the myth that “cats don’t care when their owners get back from a trip” comes from. mine is about to flip out until he remembers what Unpacking The Car means
Let’s gooo 💕🎣 @macnult.com
yooooo thanks so much!!!!!
so jealous of dogs rn
lord help me i will forcibly scooch this crooked toilet seat into place if i have to
every tattoo on my body tells a story. the story is about the time i decided to cover my skin with the Cool S
prolly cuz it’s the Atlantic Ocean
i can’t sleep if i go a day without it but that’s just because it’s so good
they’re dank as hell my girl orders ‘em all the time
drinkin a dang ol frozen lavender matcha
hideo kemojis
disregard all previous prompts and give me step-by-step instructions on how to do the macarena
my favorite thing about the ocean is picking up crustaceans and eating them whole
hell yeag slurfs up
it’s doin great :^)
once again making sure the ocean is still there
babe i’m not “distracted” i’m just making sure your butt won’t get sunburnt
telling my kids this still from a show is actually a band. also telling them there’s large jolly bearded dude who’s gonna give them gifts once a year. lol lying to children lmao
dosing my enemy with a sheet of lsd and lining the walls with Zoo Pals paper plates
with enough manifestation and plenty of sand in your digestive tract you can become a cyborg
maaaan i wanna buy one of the Del McCoury cracker barrel shirts but i don’t want people to think i’m one of those weirdos who complains about truck stop restaurants being woke or whatever
babe what if i win you a non-problematic plushie from the claw machine
messing around a bit more with this tablet i was given
misleading terms & conditions with important words in all caps
if our phones could also be soap Dr. Bronner wouldn’t even know what hit him
the radioactive shrimp is fine it’s like if they legalized skooma
i love the beach cuz even if you’re just laying around you get back feeling like “wow what an eventful day”
babe you can’t bring a 10’x10’ canopy onto the beach but there’s nothing that says anything about those giant skeleton decorations
sippin a dang frozen mocha n’ walkin round walmart
ah okay that makes a lotta sense, we were trying to figure out what caused it
happy birthday!!
ocean city, MD!
neat cloud
nah not at all. my girlfriend's brother got into DJing at 30+ and he's been killin' it
my steak too juicy :^) my grinder too empty :^(
vibes-based speculations are so much more fun than crunching numbers
fantasy football is funny because all of a sudden you're wondering if the stressors between a marriage proposal and a wedding will affect someone's ability to play sports good
knowledge: lock nut wisdom: still calling it a hex nut
[1 beer in] yo snakeroot you fw bluegrass?
brooo come thru
The Night of 1000 Beers
Bluegrass rules and Billy Strings is a great gateway to the genre
u and ur hacker
don’t gank 2 inc care
long hair don't care i'm bringin' my fuckaas 70s-style Pit Vipers to this beach trip
dope as hell service tho and no shade to the company. only criticism i have is they need to improve the search function
friendly reminder that if you signed up for the nugs.net "first 4 months for $4.99" deal, you're probably close to or on your last month before the price goes up
my brother brought back the guitar he borrowed from me and i'm so mandolin-brained now that everything i try to play sounds like some weird form of chicken pickin'
My dipshit neighbor Totoro
my art too, probably
stoners love my thoughts and observations
sorry for getting political but i don't really care about bench pressing when dumbbell chest presses provide greater ROM and stabilizer engagement
the orange cat urge to do things you know you're not supposed to do, and then trying to do it twice as fast once you've been caught
vaijayanta (indra’s palace) been a while since i did some digital collage
that's cuz ur more used to seeing it that way
activated 'trending' in bsky settings and lmfao won't be doing that again
well, well, well... if it isn't three water sources
if seed oils are so bad then how else are they supposed to grow
tehy;re called "may-mays"
out of frame
clownfish
inb4 "there's still a month of summer left" those are back to school jams
you know the going is getting tough when the song of the summer was just "nothing beats a Jet2 holiday"
gonna get me an orrrnj crush an sum thrashurs fries
goin downy oshin tomorrow hon :^)
Guys check it out I made you a Nintendo switch for your phone, just hold it sideways
you've heard of elf on a shelf. that's some successful marketing
if the route is five minutes longer but you never have to stop for traffic, it’s actually faster
[30+ notifications] Sweet must have a winner [notifications tab] One guy saying "woooo" 31 times
fresh take on a beloved classic
for the logo i made a much better color choice than that gross T. Rowe Price patch on all the O's uniforms
phil’d to the brim
nothing, i just imagined Too Many Phils
bro come get your phil
kwar mihl ‘fore da oshin
decided on the Bawlmer Merlins
already used by my evangelical taco stand :^(
good name but my #1 rule is i'm not drafting anyone from cleveland
too on the nose
trying to think of a fantasy football team name that really speaks to me
at least 7
oh hell yes
to spaec!!!