The world is collapsing around our ears // he/him TTRPG writing: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?author=Justin%20Miland Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/madjaymilton
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Just woke up from a dream in which I was kicked out of a class for asking a question of the teacher, and now I’m getting angry that he threw me out. The fake teacher. From my dream. From a fake classroom. Real anger. Fuck is wrong with me
I spent 45 minutes with silksong and these are my first impressions: is this real? Events appear to transpire beyond some sort of barrier or screen I cannot influence aside from pressing buttons on my "side" of the dividing medium, but if these bugs are really doing all that it should be on the news
Seattle as of 10 a.m., fogged in. There’s no hint of the buildings just two-three blocks away. I hope a kaiju attack is imminent
Sitting down to start my workday. If I delivered Apone’s “another beautiful day in the Corps!” speech to my coworkers do you think they’d send me home sick
It goes like this: any participation in the legal system is complicity and legitimizes it. Plus, the system can't punish you if you aren't there. So if you get a court summons, ignore it. If they arrest you or evict you afterwards, that's illegal, because you weren't at the trial. THAT. IS. FALSE.
We need to talk about something very important. There is a myth spreading in both irl and online left and progressive spaces that is doing real, material, lasting harm. THREAD.
PORTLAND: Lots of folks have gotten out of the habit of masking. But we can get those KN95s back out for #RCCC @rosecitycc.bsky.social. We don't have a real CDC anymore, and we don't know WHAT to expect from the next variant. Let's take this one simple step to protect ourselves and each other!
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the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
did u hear Barry White is gonna be in charge of the news
Landlord is selling our house with no warning and we have to be out by the end of the month. Making the best of a stressful situation - Shares and reposts appreciated!
You people bring matches for Mikey? (Also, “a radio station named FRANK?”, “Mother Crabber,” and “Ricochet Barbecue Sauce”)
Suck it, Uzbekistan
Found the burgerbush
Just say no
Rascal has a sibling now?!? And some of my fave former Polygon writers are over there?!?! The co-op game writing revolution is growing and this gives me joy.
Please spread this information people, don't let Pay Pal dox you.
This view of what America "really is", a divine manifest destiny of the White Man, is a gigantic mountain of rancid racist horse shit
i thought he was in a baby bjorn
This orphaned reply to a long-lost post deserves to be read and remembered.
Bikinis may even be removed in celebration, a seeming oxymoron
“looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart”
They set three *trillion* dollars on fire to recreate the bodybuilder forums argument about how many days there are in a week
Welcome to the influencers only screening of John Wick. There is a 9 millimeter in front of you. We will be timing your reloads. Don't be last place
Y’know, you could swap “Cloud Strife” and “Buster Sword” and FF7 would read pretty much the same
Goddammit we were too late
I hope you’re enjoying your first day here
I don’t want AI involved in health care, but sometimes it sure does look like at worst it would be a lateral move
the big 4 sewing pattern brands are being sold off for parts. if you want patterns, get them *now*. (if you're secretly a zillionaire who likes sewing patterns, call the liquidator immediately with your chequebook) craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...
Our old mess sergeant's taste buds had been shot off in the war But his savory collations add to our esprit de corps To think of all the marvelous ways They're using plastics nowadays —Tom Lehrer, “It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier”
As is tradition:
America’s Mayor got hit so hard all his bones liquified, call that Rudy Goo-liani
Every time you forget about Rudy Giuliani he re-emerges in the most eyebrow raising ways.
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
According to Marlon, he never said this, he won't even say he agrees with the statement:
Oh FFS. Like i said i’m not IG fluent. 🙄 Thank you for the correction
Next bot: a city’s financial advisor who tells you all the things you’ll regret
Go to bed, old man
Me when I don’t pick up on your cues
Then maybe she should have worked harder to separate herself from Biden’s Gaza policy early on and make her position clear.
Art of Noise, “Close to the Edit” Herbie Hancock, “Rockit” Madonna, “Express Yourself” White Stripes, “Fell In Love With A Girl”
Hey! I just wanted to take another look at you.
I don’t know if I can handle this much sexual chemistry
maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board
By the excellent @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social
What’s your boss music sound like?
More of this attitude in film please💓 #filmsky #Frankenstein #GuillermodelToro
Last night was a fun dress rehearsal. Looking forward to the real deal
We’re trying to manifest something. No evidence it’s doing anything. Don’t get your hopes up
Previously, we thought the asteroid impact blew all their skin off and then they all died of fright when they saw each others’ skeletons. So this is pretty big
Just keeping the engines revved for the inevitable green light
The kids love Arli$$.
Hey Firefox users.
And you know what, 47, don’t feel the need to stop at just one while you’re in there
Jamie Lee Curtis ain’t going down easy
Sisu is on Hulu now if you need to see some Nazis get rocked
A curse upon whomever taught my dad emojis
hey little sister, SHOTGUN
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Mad disrespectful that they make the cheerleaders wear Oswald masks
‘Sup, fools
oh he’s SICK sick, huh
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
hey do you know how werewolves make bechamel sauce? they start with a ROOOOOOOOOUUUXXX
Slipping this into my Magic deck to see if anyone at the tournament notices
I would like the light rail to keep two doors open during operation so we can get a goddamn breeze in here
Gotta leave in 20 minutes and I still haven’t gotten dressed, let alone eaten breakfast or made my lunch No-motivation Thursdays
Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball. Now it's back to ruin your second wedding. It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG. PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...
feeling pretty depressed, so i think i’ll settle in with this docuseries called “abandoned: the woman in the decaying house.”
Fair
Understatement of the fucking year right here.
I dress my saLads with Salad Camo, the Sauce for Men ™️
Be the change, Stefa
Yeah, if its in one Palladium game its in ALL Palladium games from now until the heat death of the universe
Tomatoes: the dudes of fruit
I read an article about Drive Away Dolls last year where Ethan said he and Joel had been writing something, so… fingers crossed
i'm going to try again one last time. i have a friend in austin, a trans woman, who was fired from her job as an service coordinator because of transphobia. she's on unemployment now and housing insecure. if anyone has leads on trans/disability friendly work or a housing situation please reach out.
My last relationship made me feel too vulnerable, too sensitive. I need to harden my heart. Hence, all the cheeseburgers
Sandwich guy? You mean the subway hero?
The gyro we deserve.
Because some people haven't heard it yet: PAYPAL IS NOT A BANK, DO NOT LEAVE MORE THAN A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS SITTING IN YOUR ACCOUNT AT ANY TIME. MOVE IT TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY. Paypal can and will close your account and steal all your money without warning. And have done MANY times.
You ok hun? You haven't touched your chocolate nun farts.
A 20 point swing toward Democrats. Ready to run for office? @runforsomething.net will help. runforwhat.net
Danny McBride CONFIRMED for Zelda movie
Internet use at work is curtailed so all I get during the day are the news alerts in the corner of my screen. Today they helpfully informed me that Bob Newhart and George Foreman were still dead. No word on Generalissimo Franco
Mechanical J.D. can’t be far behind
This article just reminded me of this old tweet
What if I told you that the depression was caused by a cabal of wealthy businessmen who want to rule the world?
I’m on an installment plan, so far I’ve only paid for ‘bo’
I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
