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NO STARTER PACKS. Keep your religious crap to yourself.

created May 22, 2024

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they realize the end is near so they are trying to get a couple points in the "not a total asshole" column. waaaaaaay too late for that.

4/9/2025, 2:03:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes. perfect.

4/9/2025, 2:00:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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add about 200lbs and it might be closer. no way it's real.

4/9/2025, 1:53:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚

4/9/2025, 1:18:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"my master hasn't told me what to think yet."

3/9/2025, 5:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is anyone the least bit surprised? πŸ™„

3/9/2025, 5:44:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may have found something... let me test it.

3/9/2025, 4:49:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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too much greed for that to ever work though.

3/9/2025, 4:49:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 4:43:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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perfect quote πŸ‘

3/9/2025, 3:32:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀞🀞 I'll see if I can find some before pics, and see if I can find a way to share them and the after pics with you without posting them publicly.

3/9/2025, 3:28:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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of course they cheated. when a democrat area does not get one single vote for Kamala, there is clearly cheating going on.

3/9/2025, 3:27:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now that we see what so many humans are like, maybe that's not a bad thing. I'm sure the universe would be much better off.

3/9/2025, 3:21:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh so so. almost finished that big project but need more bricks, and of course the ones that I need more of, they haven't made in years. going to have to have a small section of different bricks I guess. But it'll still look better than it did. How are you?

3/9/2025, 3:17:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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more and more every year, and getting worse. "durrr but climate change is a hoax!! duuurrr!!!"

3/9/2025, 3:15:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so no northern lights for you either... πŸ™πŸ’™

3/9/2025, 2:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nope just constant forest fires.

3/9/2025, 2:25:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 5:32:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and robbing the entire country blind.

3/9/2025, 5:22:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not much you can do about it when it's everywhere. every single year.

3/9/2025, 5:12:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜πŸ‘

3/9/2025, 4:16:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bootlickers

3/9/2025, 3:18:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it still just floors me that all of these people are scared of that weak pathetic bloated sack of crap.

3/9/2025, 3:15:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jfc that psychopath's delusions get more extreme every bloody day.

3/9/2025, 3:12:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but why? they have always been so honest and forthcoming about everything. they would NEVER lie would they?????

3/9/2025, 3:10:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for that. I really need to learn more ASL. Pretty much all I know is "thank you", that a deaf store associate taught to me many years ago. He could read lips but I asked him how to sign "thank you".

3/9/2025, 3:09:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 2:47:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like the tree that the Headless Horseman rides out of in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow! 😱

3/9/2025, 2:12:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's super easy! really? I see it on the shelves here in most stores. (don't need it, just notice in passing.) "Have you ever tried gluten free foods? IT NEEDS GLUTEN!!" - John Pinette "I don't know what gluten is but apparently it's delicious and you need to put that back in there." John Pinette

3/9/2025, 2:10:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oooh.... that may be an issue... never tried it with gluten free flour. I know actual pasta flour works much better than all-purpose flour because of the lower gluten content, a lot easier to roll and work with. well I may have to try gluten free just to see how it turns out. πŸ€”

3/9/2025, 2:05:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just make your own! it's so easy and tastes so much better! my wife has a fancy Italian pasta roller but you can do it by hand too. (that looks amazing btw)

3/9/2025, 2:01:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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unfortunately there is so much smoke here right now I won't be able to see a thing. πŸ™

3/9/2025, 1:42:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sweet dreams Dory πŸ’™ stunning pic!

3/9/2025, 1:41:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 7:48:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣

2/9/2025, 7:47:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"you have to love what you do"?? does that include making policies that kill people and raping kids?

2/9/2025, 7:09:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😁

2/9/2025, 4:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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couldn't agree more. no man is better than another, except when his actions make him less than the rest of humaity (republicons). I used to enjoy when the garbage man would stop for a couple minutes and chat before he continued on his route.

2/9/2025, 4:56:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the last two lines were the best, and I totally agree with them 🀣🀣🀣

2/9/2025, 4:53:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sadly, no. πŸ™ morning Aaron

2/9/2025, 4:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just on pinterest browsing pics and this cake popped up lol almost time to be making stuff like this. (other people, not me) lol Morning Dory πŸ’™

2/9/2025, 4:36:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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knew I could count on you! we got this! 🀣

2/9/2025, 4:31:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's stepping down. he's admitting all of his crimes. he's admitting he's a dickless wonder. he's admitting he has been working for russia his entire life.

2/9/2025, 4:30:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not moving anywhere with that big-ass pack! 🀣🀣

2/9/2025, 4:26:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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except trump will probably join them.

2/9/2025, 4:21:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The White Trash House. nothing like throwing all your garbage in the yard. and they already had all those broken down teslas parked in the yard. all they need now is a couch on the lawn for jd.

2/9/2025, 4:17:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all the best to you and Mateo (so tell me about my dreams now...) 🀣

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2/9/2025, 4:13:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the politicians may not, but I always have and always will mock the bs "power" of prayer.

2/9/2025, 3:44:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"unlike a face, which can be hidden by a mask..." um... have they not heard of contact lenses? how much identifying info do they expect to get with something like this?

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2/9/2025, 2:35:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got your back... "There's no "f" in way."

2/9/2025, 5:34:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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September 1, 2025 Debbie shows her buttox to the world.

2/9/2025, 4:00:10 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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aw man I liked Kicking Bird... R.I.P.

2/9/2025, 3:56:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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even*

2/9/2025, 12:23:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a video from my door cam of a kid ringing our bell and running away. you know what happened? NOTHING because I'm not a fucking psychopath and ringing a doorbell is fucking harmless. The thought of grabbing a gun to "punish" him, strangely enough, never crossed my mind for even a second. jfc

2/9/2025, 12:16:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well it's not like a garbage can costs very much money.

2/9/2025, 12:11:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a "public figure"?? I've never eben heard of the douchebag before today. and I already know everything about him that I need to know.

2/9/2025, 12:07:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess this type of thing makes it the White Trash House.

1/9/2025, 9:04:42 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:21:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn... I thought it was putin throwing trump out the window.

1/9/2025, 5:10:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it would be more realistic if it was a Tic-Tac dispensor. πŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 3:23:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😁

1/9/2025, 3:08:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:08:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nobody would

1/9/2025, 4:16:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:20:00 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:55:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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enjoy your evening too Dory, hope it gets a bit cooler for you in the evenings. Tell Hubby that's an incredible pic!

1/9/2025, 12:38:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i still call bullshit. no way in hell giuliani would have ever stopped to help anyone. more likely he was drunk driving and got creamed when he did something stupid.

1/9/2025, 12:14:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yep I remember Scammy Davis Jr.

1/9/2025, 12:07:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"DC IS NOW A CRIME FREE ZONE, IN JUST 12 DAYS!!!" - clueless idiot with no grasp on reality.

31/8/2025, 11:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:19:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and yet again repugs don't have the mental ability to answer even the most simple question.

31/8/2025, 8:10:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's clearly the eyelid of a sleeping dragon... πŸ˜‰

31/8/2025, 8:07:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"after hitting pin straight bombs down the fairway" 🀣🀣🀣 he has clearly never seen the orange idiot golf before. for someone who wastes so much time and hundreds of millions of dollars golfing, you would think he would be a hell of a lot better at it. but we all know trump fails at everything.

31/8/2025, 7:57:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good plan

31/8/2025, 7:49:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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perfect response

31/8/2025, 6:33:54 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:12:04 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok that's pretty cool

31/8/2025, 6:09:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh but the US won't let them. πŸ™„πŸ™„ (like they should give a shit what the fucking US wants them to do or not do. take the fucking gloves off and fight back 100% and see how long this bs invasion lasts.)

31/8/2025, 6:07:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pleasant dreams Beej. πŸ™‚

31/8/2025, 3:57:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:01:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sweet dreams Dory. πŸ’™ This pic reminds me of something I read years ago. β€œIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” ― Terry Pratchett

31/8/2025, 1:46:44 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know your friend Beast, but an asshole like that really needed to be blocked. (plus a freind of yours is a friend of mine)

31/8/2025, 1:20:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so kids being sexually assaulted is fine, kids being murdered by constant psychos on shooting sprees, kids going hungry is fine, but a scratched sidewalk is where this orange shitstain draws the line??? THAT is what is going too far?????? jfc.

31/8/2025, 1:18:28 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

31/8/2025, 12:19:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣🀣

30/8/2025, 9:47:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not my cat, just a meme my wife sent me that I passed on. (but he is a cute little guy) 😁

30/8/2025, 9:46:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 9:44:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:57:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hola Mi Amiga! πŸ’™ aww I like that one.

30/8/2025, 6:32:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can spell, I just can't type πŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 6:30:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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awww did the fat little bitch get beat up?

30/8/2025, 6:06:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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guess people will just have to start downloading shows and movies from "other" sources instead of using legitimate streaming services.

30/8/2025, 6:02:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀨 probably accurate...

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30/8/2025, 5:58:27 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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have*

30/8/2025, 5:52:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We havbe to have our toys for sure! πŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 5:24:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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. @dorotheevplessis.bsky.social @debbie2291.bsky.social

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nothing fun yet... a bit of work to do outside before it gets too hot. then maybe go look at new laptops. just to see what's out there these days. haven't even decided if I want a new one lol I still use the PC for everything.

30/8/2025, 5:11:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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down to 20c at the moment. sweet dreams πŸ’™

30/8/2025, 4:37:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pleasant dreams Beej

30/8/2025, 4:36:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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unfortunately...

29/8/2025, 9:33:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view