Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
Ugh!!! Im doom scrolling!!! Been at it all fucking day!!! Why????
Rip Grrrr Cat... best, just the best friend and love of my life Absolutely crushed he's gone. There I did that...
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Ugh!!! Im doom scrolling!!! Been at it all fucking day!!! Why????
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Well they were young once, we just didn't watch for their expiration dates, is all... my bad...
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, im a hedge witch with punk and grunge influence, doesnt hurt i loved mechs! And can weld!
vanoreo (@vanoreo.bsky.social) reposted
remember like a month ago when everyone got Super Serious about making sure the epstein case and trump’s connection to it doesn’t quiet down and then it quieted down
Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/it/he/they) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social) reposted
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal ... I refuse to fall into the pundit trap that demands we sacrifice vital constitutional rights if it's being done in the fake guise of fighting crime."
luke steuber (@lukesteuber.com) reposted
Keep railing on the Epstein stuff. It's the only thing that seems to have been working to divide his base; don't let people forget, they're trying to run out the clock on this one too
Indigo (it) ⚧️ $105 / $246 (@indigofatale.me) reposted
If a sex worker doesn't already have their location available, don't ask. The information listed is the information we want you to know.
Julian Power🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ (@julianrwpower.bsky.social) reposted
This prize would make the winner the only tax-paying billionaire in America.
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
My roommate husky just stepped my the back of my slipper as I was stepping and stuck his nose in my butt!!! GODDAM DOG!!! ITS NOT FUNNY!!! (He always stops when he does that and has a big open mouth tongue sticking out smile on his face) Cause he thinks its funny!!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
They happen, just had my ex in my weird dream a minute ago, the locked door incident...
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
I must be sleep walking g again... took nap, woke up to leave my roo. And the door was locked.. I never my bedroom door... and I was having some weird ass fucked up dreams again... (Locked door, walked into the damn thing cause it didn't fucking open cause it was FUCKING LOCKED!!!)
Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 (@liz.sheshed.rocks) reposted
Comedian and political commentator, @johnfugelsang.bsky.social, is imploring Democrats to fight harder against Donald Trump’s agenda! He hopes to see Dem leaders hit the streets, and be a bigger part of the resistance!! Thank you for being vocal!! 💙 I second this!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the announcement I wanted...
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, well, I guess thats a big deal, but seriously, he'll just strip the money out them another way, and I doesnt mean anything, he's always made bid announcements and it didn't have this lead time, and they were WAY bigger deals than this...
Kristen DeAngelis 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (@kristenobacter.bsky.social) reposted
In case you need some real good news this morning: scientists have found a diet supplement that will help save the bees! 🧪🐝 phys.org/news/2025-08...
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
And he's STILL shorting them on their pay!!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I say, if God hates trans people, like they say, then why does She paint the sky our colors all the time?
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the announcement? It inst like every other thing, he just blunts it out? This is the important thing? This is stupid... WHO CARES?
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
Getting ready for my day off, laundry day, do a little shopping, a bunch of napping... and maybe hang out with my friend Ellie, thats if I can get her to get up and do anything... (its her day off to, and she says she just lays around the house in her PJ's..)
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
This is absolutely AMAZING!!
Matthew Highton (@matthighton.bsky.social) reposted
You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
CAKE (@thebandcake.bsky.social) reposted
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
Yeah.... ive done that before.... (Didnt pay attention to the labels on the bottles...)
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Eunuque de la ville (@holybible.bsky.social) reposted
All doctors are veterinarians because humans are animals
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Legend (@fubarrockchick.bsky.social) reposted
Woooooh
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a bluesky account that is literally Julie rides bikes, or something like that!! Julia?
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
Military honors for Ashli Babbitt "tells those who gave their lives in defense of the Constitution that their oath was no more meaningful than the motivations of the mob that attacked the Constitution."
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
I can breathe clearly now the snot is gone!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
That part was kind of a joke, but really not...
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive had sooo much death in my personal life, not just random people i knew, several family members, cancer, and murder.... Im sooo numb to death now, I probably won't even notice my own, and just keep going....
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, people constantly interrupting my convo with myself is annoying at times....
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup...
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Cause it'd be all caps!!
TizzyEnt (@tizzyent.bsky.social) reposted
When "owning the libs" goes bad.
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be a nice change for once...
Saga, sighs queen (@saga.iam.bi) reposted
snap crackle pork
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
From one retired union member to your family thank you!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
🫂 🫂 🫂!!
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
James Youngman (@jyoungman.bsky.social) reposted
I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field. There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.
James Hughes (@dystopian-fashion.bsky.social) reposted
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
💙💙~Patty ~💙💙 (@pattyger.bsky.social) reposted
#SaturdayNightParties 🥳🎉 @davidicw.bsky.social @bradfr.bsky.social @antoniobruno.bsky.social @yorksterbad.bsky.social @nanabee62.bsky.social @bosswoman.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @6cats4adomino.bsky.social @mersyme.bsky.social @rogerleethomas.bsky.social @redsealpainter.bsky.social
Hiro Ohta (@xlix.me) reposted
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff. - Carl Sagan, Cosmos
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
out, and everyone looks around rips their clothing off and as soon as the sun hits them the screen goes totally bright blinding white, because the reflection from them!!! It was hilarious!!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Most Seattle people's skin never sees the light of day long enough to tan... so nudity? Ya, blindly white skin and the sunlight? Nobody would be able to see!!! (That was a skit from 'Almost Live' years ago..) It was gloomy and dark people layered in heavy clothes and its raining then the sun comes
Transgender World (@transgenderreport.com) reposted
Minneapolis Tragedy Exploited by Joey Mannarino’s Transphobia www.transvitae.com/m... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember this!!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
I am glad I dont get the attention you get sometimes, but I do love the way you handle them!! Classy!!! A truly original classic that one!!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
Monkey bread: Made for monkeys? OR Out of monkeys?
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
Been drinking too much coffee... gotta pee every hour!!!
Megan Ranney MD MPH (@meganranney.bsky.social) reposted
Please help me welcome to Bluesky @drdebhoury.bsky.social - brave, brilliant, and principled. abcnews.go.com/Politics/vid...
Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted
RFK Jr joined the fight on deadly diseases on the side of deadly diseases.
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
And... OUCH!!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree wholeheartedly!!
Hellvetika (@hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social) reposted
Found this gif. Had to share.
fleurgold 🔞 (@fleurgold.bsky.social) reposted
I'm officially OUT of my anti anxiety medication, please help! I need $50 for meds and some ramen so I don't starve! #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025 💕💸 www.paypal.me/fleurgoldFG
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Fairy on the ferry...
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
🚩🚩 Samantha 🚩🚩 (@bolshevikmilf.bsky.social) reposted
i'm going to try again one last time. i have a friend in austin, a trans woman, who was fired from her job as an service coordinator because of transphobia. she's on unemployment now and housing insecure. if anyone has leads on trans/disability friendly work or a housing situation please reach out.
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive done that, it burns....
Crystal Frasier (@amazonchique.bsky.social) reposted
Demanding accountability of the entire trans community for this single mass shooting but not demanding accountability from the cis community for the thousands and thousands of other mass shootings is monstrous beyond all belief.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back. "The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud."
Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 (@liz.sheshed.rocks) reposted
I put my armor on, show you how strong I am (am)! I put my armor on, I'll show you that I am … I'm unstoppable! I'm a Porsche with no brakes! I'm invincible! Yeah, I win every single game! I'm so powerful! I don't need batteries to play! I'm so confident! Yeah, I'm unstoppable today!!
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
Occasionally I post an invitation for people with crowdfunding appeals to put them in the comments of a post, and guess what: This is that occasion! If you have (or know someone who has) a crowdfunding appeal, share it here. Everyone else, check them out and it feels right to you, give a little.
Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I'm a formerly homeless trans woman trying to keep it together across the chasm from former employment ending to new employment starting to pay. Phone is cut off, running out of HRT, and falling behind on rent, plus these two goofballs need cat litter. Any amount/RT helps www.paypal.me/Tessicabess
David (@scotinus.bsky.social) reposted
Please amplify Sen. Patty Murray's comments. Unless you're cool with all this, and haven't had enough yet. www.murray.senate.gov/senator-murr...
michaeledward (@michaeledward.bsky.social) reposted
Seattle according to conservatives who have never visited the city
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, oh fuck!!! And since its been put out there, NOBODY is going to double check ANYTHING else about them.... fuck is right!!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Giggle fit!!!
Nunsense & Shenunigans (@annaleehq.bsky.social) reposted
May i add take a page from Douglas Adams and carry a towel as well If LEO aims rubber bullets at you, it’s a shield If it’s tear gas, soak it and cover your face (bandanna works better) After you’ve discharged yr breadly weaoon (or eaten it), you can dip the towel’s corner in h2o and flick it
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive never open grinder, or have even searched for the app.... thats an app right? But, I also, dont date, ever....
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I have been thinking same.... the fact we have to do things like that is just disgusting.
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Yesh!! It definitely can be!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! Its kind of fun to watch their reactions, like "OH crap!! Did i just do that?" I just smile and help them with whatever it is they need... customer service you know...
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Me neither!! Cause im tall and skinny, ill have my back to a customer, and I get sir'd, and as soon as I turn around they apologize and say ma'am! And thats without makeup!!
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha!!! Can't blame me for trying! Lol!!
John Breen (@acab.dad) reposted
Free Alice www.them.us/story/alice-...
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope, not here!! Girlfriend seaon!! (Your turn!) (Rabbit season, duck season)
V://Astra Mutual Aid 🏳️⚧️ ☭ (@vastramutualaid.bsky.social) reposted
#UrgentMutualAid #FoodSupportMA #MedicalSupportMA Fleurgold is off work due to stress-induced psychosis and needs help urgently to get medicine and groceries, as well as covering faer monthly survival goals! Please help fae out by Liking, Reposting and Donating! #MutualAid #Helpsky 💸💕🏳️⚧️🍅💊
Mad May, 🏴☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!! (@madmay.bsky.social)
So, you wanna do it?