Lamhfada (@lamhfada.bsky.social) reposted
Dua Lipa fires manager after his attempt to stop pro-Palestinian rappers Kneecap from Glastonbury. telegrafi.com/en/Dua-Lipa-...
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view profile on Bluesky Lamhfada (@lamhfada.bsky.social) reposted
Dua Lipa fires manager after his attempt to stop pro-Palestinian rappers Kneecap from Glastonbury. telegrafi.com/en/Dua-Lipa-...
Lee Hurley (@hleehurley.com) reposted
The Mail are going after Morgan McSweeney and I can't say it doesn't make me smile
reni π¦π« (@reniadeb.com) reposted
you come to me, on this, the 21st night of september, and you ask me if i remember
Jan (@janhopis.bsky.social) reposted
Fake news ππ
Richy Craven (@richycraven.bsky.social) reposted
Best part of being an Uncle is not having to think through the long-term impact of my actions. Taught the 2 year old to bang on the table and chant "Where is the food?" at McDonald's. About to throw him back at his mam and dad like a grenade.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest.bsky.social) reposted
Same place the British media is when it's one of our scandals appearing in the American media to be honest
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
call it negative manifestation
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
he is a Chump
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
shape
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
on a very special episode of mythbusters adam and jamie put this one to the test
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
no it doesn't
Dirt Boy (@gordbrush.bsky.social) reposted
while itβs nobodyβs favourite in the series, Final Fantasy 8 is the only one that lets you launch a dog at a time travelling witch in space and then suplex it, and that counts for something.
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
save me bukayo saka
Skip, the Online Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted
when youβre nice to me online this is how it feels
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
middle class way of saying transphobic
Grace Robertson π³οΈββ§οΈ (@graceonfootball.com) reposted
"without wanting to turn him into mr numbers, because he is so much more than that" i mean haaland kind of is the numbers. he scores lots of goals. easiest great player in the modern game to describe with numbers.
Matthijs (@mccaine.bsky.social) reposted
Trump is very much the old Emperor who is dying and remembers nothing except how much he hates his enemies bsky.app/profile/t-pa...
actually its fens monster (@cringeunworthy.bsky.social) reposted
every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum
BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) reposted
Iβm the one they film playing all the mobile games unbelievably poorly for the ads; you cannot imagine what Iβm like as a lover
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
lmfao i should have seen this coming
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
the girlfriend: a pretty tight thriller for 80% of it that utterly fails to stick the landing. a pretty adequate distraction at least
Leona (@editor.scot) reposted
Support groups are for people who actually have problems
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
doing hazan's lemon roast chicken π
pickwick (@pickwick.bsky.social) reposted
Especially baffling sign from the Glasgow pro-racism demo today
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
i lost several thousand pounds in lost wages from strike action over the last several years fighting for pensions of workers earning less than me for a start
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
i have never invaded a foreign nation to propagate the economic system i now rail against
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
well i haven't killed anyone in wars of aggression
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
live and learn mr dog
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
this is what particularly stuck out for me because of how snivelling and cowardly it is bsky.app/profile/magn...
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
a meeting club for "gender critical gay men"
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
i think when a guy's handle includes "malware-virus.biz" it should be pretty obvious they are not always speaking in the most ardent tone of seriousness
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
abject cowardice to write something like this. why not tell the class what the joke actually was? why the titillating hint at scandal without the courage to substantiate it? is it because they're saying slurs behind closed doors and it might be a bit revealing to say what they are?
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you must have failed your english literature and comprehension exams
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, lmao
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
"no u" lmfao
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
this is the most severe case of tryhard fedposting i've seen in a while lmao
Zoe T π³οΈββ§οΈ (@zoetropic.bsky.social) reposted
Thinking about how if you choose to play as the wife in Fallout 4 it establishes youβre a lawyer, trying to square this with the fact you can choose to have 1 in intelligence and charisma, and then remembering the Labour cabinet exists
Simon (@simonxix.com) reposted
Fash overwhelmed by anti-fascists in Glasgow. As always, we're joyful, singing ABBA and chanting, and the fascists are just standing gloomily, not even bothering to chant or sing.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
The debate around what is or isnβt βcancel cultureβ really just obscures a simple truth that itβs BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and itβs GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and itβs okay to say which you think are which.
Red Durkin (@daedsider.bsky.social) reposted
Message boards used to moderate out Nazi content.
Kenny Stewart (@kennystew.art) reposted
This article significantly undersells the extent to which the racists were outnumbered and outsung and, ultimately, the total victory of the anti-fascists.
Slurms MacKenzie (@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social) reposted
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
On The Mataphysics of Grungler, a Treatise
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
nooooo
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
i had never heard of this phenomenon until my partner told me about it like last week and was astonished i had not been called it for years before
Arbeitology (@arbeitology.bsky.social) reposted
That was always the aim tbf
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
AGAB (assigned grungler at birth)
Jess O'Thomson (@jessothomson.co.uk) reposted
I think fundamentally, the ability to care about the rights of a small and vulnerable minority (of whom you might know no members) is an important sign of whether you are committed to human rights out of principle, or out of mere convenience.
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
hell yeah she is
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
PRS S2
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
merci! second hand from guitarguitar, she's a beaut!
Steffen Hope (@hopesteffen.bsky.social) reposted
The vast majority of people are suffering the consequences of a handful of overprivileged idiots not being able to deal with reality.
pickwick (@pickwick.bsky.social) reposted
Embedding Palantir in all the UK's systems isn't a trade success, it's a security catastrophe
cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted
we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content
Nick Pettigrew (@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social) reposted
One of those nights where everybody making the same three jokes actually felt like singing along rather than annoying.
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
trump take burger
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
lol
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
da cinch baby
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
TOBY FUCKING STEWARD
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
goalkeeper has fucked it
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
what a preposterous cross, that went across the entire fucking tay
mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) reposted
It's Friday night, and you know what that means! Time to put on a horse costume and stand motionless in my neighbor's garden for 6 hours
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
ACME Left Politics Co.
kate bushβs husband (@airbagged.bsky.social) reposted
Some threats are bigger than others
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
ooft
Sarah May (@sarahmay1.bsky.social) reposted
Wake up Babe, a new euphemism for students getting drunk just dropped
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
the sunny shores of airdrie await me tuesday but i wasn't aware QP tickets were even out yet!
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
well, not in a decade at least
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
st johnstone are playing some very sexy football
MβΏth (@monroetempleton.bsky.social) reposted
Peter Kyle went to Uni of Sussex to eventually get a doctorate in Community Development, which he leveraged into a career as an aid worker that got him picked up as a special advisor on social exclusion, so idk where the fuck he gets off wanting to pull up the ladder
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
much of life is like this
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
hold the bread vertically, don't do it top down across the long edge. this is the way
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
my people
Amanda Wong (@amandawtwong.bsky.social) reposted
FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT B
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
schloup, obviously
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
schloup
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
i am the new leader of Your Party, it's a pleasure to meet you all. i have placed jeremy corbyn in The Contraption
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
they are simply too delicious i am afraid
Marxteg (@aled.bsky.social) reposted
This is what our Prime Minister is selling us out to America for. Lmao
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
stood next to what i think were a group of flamingants who just ordered 10 jagerbombs
Jamie McKelvie (@mckelvie.bsky.social) reposted
That sound you hear is universities willingly flushing their reputations down the toilet
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social)
friday night, once again
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/
Ian Duhig (@ianduhig.bsky.social) reposted
Reading in York next Wednesday, where I once worked for the Council. The visit has reminded me of this sign in Museum Gardens which apparently banned cycling while allowing you to injure young and old alike by way of recompense. The good management of municipal facilities is all about give and take.
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea whatβs coming and so far thatβs mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years
Arbeitology (@arbeitology.bsky.social) reposted
It is actually completely mind bending watching a Home Counties numpty scream βChrist is Kingβ - would have been unimaginable even a year ago - how susceptible their whole personality is to American YouTubers - pathetic really
πππ€π«π’π±π° π§² (@magnets.bsky.social) reply parent
yorp
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
How can you say this man doesnβt deserve a 100 billion dollar raise, do you think just anyone could do this
The Nerdskull (@nerdskull.bsky.social) reposted
The right has never supported freedom of speech. Ever. Anyone who believed they did is not fit to have an opinion on politics.