trans girls listening to world governments describing us on the news
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trans girls listening to world governments describing us on the news
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
I love how gen alpha is just indecipherable space aliens
Make a movie porn Death Comes On Her
Oh! And Matt Selman followed me on twitter! Anyway I hope it's them it would be so cool
God please
I think this woukd be so cool
There is an episode of the Simpsons about antifeminist backlash in fandom that features two girls who look a whoooooole lot like Kim and Kim. Considering the episodes timing and subject matter, it seems reasonable to suspect they were inspired by my babykims. If so, I am absolutely honored.
Keir Starmer’s new director of communications isn’t just the founder of Portland Communications – which represented Qatar, Russia and Kazakhstan – he’s also come straight from the board of the anti-trans charity Sex Matters. The government is heading in a dark direction.
Its like we’re living through that one black mirror ep where the pm has to fuck the pig on live telly but its this ham shagging the flag for the approval of white supremacists
now we have dems out there acting just like trump, pushing trump policies, fascist politics being sold as resistance and being told once again that the cruelty is necessary but allowing the cruelty simply allows the cruelty to grow and consume
they ate up the lie that the cruelty was necessary, but all it did was allow the cruelty to grow and consume
a lot of people spent the last couple years selling their soul piece by piece, silencing the parts of their humanity that should recoil at the sight of genocide and oppression, and now that they didn't even get the two pieces of silver they feel they were promised, are absolutely spinning out
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Kirk: not a cop Picard: not a cop Sisko: a cop Janeway: cop on the edge with nothing to lose Archer: cia Lorca: not a cop Pike: a cop but hates it Saru: cop & 1/2 Burnham: not a cop Freeman: a cop Shaw: a cop Seven: not a cop Garrett: literally a cop Dal R'el: literally bart simpson Rios: not a cop
no, he's a cop
and what about the Nisha call?
The White House put the rumors to bed and released a photo of Donald Trump on his golf course today
Thank you for reminding me of the existinence of Man Ray
here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone
When trump dies do we call it VD-DAY
When trump dies do we call it VD-DAY
What's going on to make people speculate that trump is dead
we killed laura palmer
Apologies but I need to ask for money for food and living expenses again, if you can help I'd really appreciate it <3 ko-fi.com/melodyshreds
What is the fault of my sick, ill child? She is not only deprived of her right to obtain infant formula or to obtain safety, she is also deprived of the medicine necessary for her treatment. Please save my sick child. 😭🙏🏻 chuffed.org/project/141748
I wish I had ideas for ya
Maybe someday I'll be able to
I wanna write for DC again and bring in Connie Kent from Earth-T
WE ALL SEE CONNIE.
I tried, god knows I tried
This isn't about her.
Either stand in solidarity with your trans siblings or sit down and shut the fuck up.
You're the coolest I wanna be like u when I grow up
This is some terf horseshit thinking, sis. Solidarity is what we need now more than ever. Don't start training your fire on other trans people because you think they're doing it wrong. We are all after the same thing: bodily autonomy. We can fight each other later.
It is an incredible testament to our strength that in the face of a relentless political onslaught designed to push transgender people from public life, more and more of us are finding the courage to be ourselves. Every living trans person is a Republican policy failure.
Either stand in solidarity with your trans siblings or sit down and shut the fuck up.
What the fuck is wrong with LGBTQ Nation. Seriously. RFK Jr did not say this. If he does you'll see it from me.
Trans folk: stand together or we fall apart. We have to support each other. We have to.
For the love of god will someone please put Jared Harris in a starfleet uniform and a captains chair
I know more about Robin Westman in 13 minutes than I know about Thomas Crooks in 13 months… Wonder why?
What is your red line things have to cross before you leave
YOU KNOW THEM??
Service and Parts by the Cheap Seats (RVA 2005)
For the love of god will someone please put Jared Harris in a starfleet uniform and a captains chair
I promise you I learned my lesson I’ll only ask What begs the question Listen close It’s not scripture But it’s prophecy Hear me out I’m almost spent of Pretty lies I Told to tempt you I swear to God It’s not deception It’s just anatomy
jesus christ, this fuckin country
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In a functional government, this would be a five alarm fire where Congress calls in Kennedy and asks him what the fuck is going on
a boombox can change the world, but you gotta know your limits with a boombox
Spider-Man
🎶 This meal of steamed hams Is served on a plate But not so much in Utica Upstate New York 🎶
🎵 Start watching Fox News Stop watching your weight There is no fancy part of it Upstate New York 🎵
Fuuuuuck
I just got really shitty news. Please buy my cover and tell me I'm pretty.
I hope it tightens up
been on wegovy a couple months and my waist has been narrowing -- but NOT MY HIPS!!!
🎵 Start watching Fox News Stop watching your weight There is no fancy part of it Upstate New York 🎵
That's why Im still so active on social
No, Mey is a real person I have known for years.
Love you Mel
I have had a VERY SIMILAR IDEA
I sure do love that whenever a trans person says anything negative about Newsom that a horde of people who are locking in Newsom as the 2028 Dem nominee pop up to scold you. Very fun!
Oh hey thanks for the follow :)
I was once accused of ruining a character I created. I feel you.
In much of the world, the Americas are grouped into a single continent called Amerifa
We're at the point where it is a news story that a company which sells articles of clothing is not refusing to cater to certain categories of people who need those articles of clothing. The transphobic moral panic not just evil, it is objectively insane.
That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now.
Connie was my first favorite superhero. I started reading comics juuuust when death of Superman hut
The first thing my dad said was "I beg you not to do this to yourself" and "I don't know if I can see you"
I hope every ounce of religious terror he tried to inflict on me scourged him in his last moments.
So yeah I am glad he died knowing he failed. I hope it broke his heart. I hope he died terrifed Jesus would judge him harshly for even permitting it.
And still bwfore he died he said he was a coward for prioritizing having a relationship with me over "correcting" me. He apologized for being as bare minimum accepting as he was. Apologized!
I INTERRUPTED MY RECOVERY to go see him for the last time when I was absolutely not ready to travel. But it was my last chance.
The night before my surgery he called to say "I PRAY YOU WILL SURVIVE" Like What??
I don't think he understood how big an act of trust I was for me to even tell him I was getting surgery at all, because I wasn't going to before I realized I didn't want to hide it from him.
I loved him. I still do. But he was a bad father and the last thing he ever said to me was unbelievably cruel.
I'm glad my dad died knowing he failed to stop me from getting the sex change
i didn't need this first thing in the morning.
A man got a blowjob from a trans woman and after his friends mocked him, he called the police and filed a criminal complaint. Now she has been convicted of sexual assault for not disclosing she was trans and will now have to register as a sex offender. www.bbc.com/news/article...
i made it!
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
i dobt know if i'd call it glitzy but it's definitely pop music
Next year's WorldCon is in Los Angeles, and the theme appears to be Westward Expansion or possibly Manifest Destiny. The guests are referred to as Pioneers and the venue as The Frontier. This year the awards were swept by Indigenous writers. The choice is stunning in its ugliness.
Millennials: The Lisa Simpson of History.
I do them on purpose. I love the sense of momentum and improvisation they carry
run on sentences are the best
like good god I love this
there's a Simpsons episode where we learn Sideshow Mel is a shockingly adorable drag queen
celebrate taco Tuesday by eating out a pussy
i will never stop playing this game.
maybe?
Robby 