Gary (@lionyolo.bsky.social) reposted
44 year old Daddy Dom and cat dad (not currently seeking either.) NSFW (I do naughty post sometimes, I swear...a lot.) MDNI. None of the media is mine unless stated. My love language is sarcasm. Please don't expect me to follow just because you follow me.
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view profile on Bluesky Jonty Wareing (@jonty.bsky.social) reposted
I love it when the title of a paper also serves as a TL;DR
Orcspiration (@orcspiration.bsky.social) reposted
DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Well now I'm going to think about it too dammit!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
And though I know I should be wary, still I venture someplace scary
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Yis! Oils break down most condoms! Always read the box!
Brynnester (@brynnester.bsky.social) reposted
Every time life presents me with an opportunity Iโm like itโs ok Iโll wait for the next one
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Ok, listen! If there's still coffee, it's not an emergency yet, and therefore magic isn't essential to the task!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! It's the only way!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Because between cats refusal to follow physics and the very loose physics of the glomp is the only way to appropriately express the emotion! Is very enthusiastic appreciation! You can't limit that energy
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
I would argue the pouty capoo
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
It is my favorite glomp!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Life rarely waits for foreplay. ๐ฅฒ But you have wisdoms from the ages.
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
We appreciate your existings!
Little Wolf Witch (@littlewolfwitch.bsky.social) reposted
I won't even pretend it's not. Growing up with flip-floppy caregivers will do this shit. Literally love you today, bane of their existence tomorrow. Even though you're a kid and it should not have been that way.
Little Wolf Witch (@littlewolfwitch.bsky.social) reposted
This shit growing up. Like no, no. I don't think I'm the troublemaker guys. ๐
Little Wolf Witch (@littlewolfwitch.bsky.social) reposted
Even if they are sorry. I'll hear it. I'll accept it. It won't change anything.
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
We trying to learn today!
Little Wolf Witch (@littlewolfwitch.bsky.social) reposted
This. I like the rebels. The loud. The uniquely them. ๐
Little Wolf Witch (@littlewolfwitch.bsky.social) reposted
The times I have seen this be true are a LOT.
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
I can teach you for 5 easy payments of $49.99... ๐
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
He is not a wise man.
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm very sorry. I hope it passes quickly!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Aye!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe in you, Doctor! How may I halp?
priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted
once again tapping the sign
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Medic! ๐ฅบ
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Me to my mom: Love ya, bitch! (As is our style at times and has been for literally my entire life) Stepdad: ... Did you just call your mother a bitch? Me...yeah? Stepdad: you son of a bitch! Me: Mom, dad just called you a bitch!!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
A cat *wants* nothing! It demands it with that kingly authority!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Yaaaass!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ฅบ do you have any meds that can help?
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Okie I need an hour of this one
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Dammit!
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Is good message. Boundaries are good things
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Are ok??
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
๐ฅบ
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
Charisma is being able to sell that smoothie
Emily Zhou (@emializh.bsky.social) reposted
cats are like a force multiplier for untidiness
SubRosa )โฟ( Magick (chat to book a reading) (@subrosamagick.bsky.social) reposted
Claim it and repost!
I Post Animal Vids... ๐ (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
This Border Collie gently guides the ducklings into a puddle... ๐ #dog #dogday #bluesky
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, he's orange. The fact he knew that word is impressive
Mahto (@mahto808.bsky.social)
I feel called out ๐๐๐๐
Rob Zacny (@robzacny.bsky.social) reposted
Me: God I canโt wait until we move to the beautiful house in the woods. Me, after five days: What is with all these God damned FLIES?
Orcspiration (@orcspiration.bsky.social) reposted
SHELVE YOUR WAR SCYTHE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.