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they shouldn’t’ve killed lindbergh’s baby but they were right to steal it
never trust a pedophile
RIP to tim ballard who died aboard the venezuelan boat trump blew up just before he could reveal the truth of the trump family child trafficking ring
shoutout to president donald trump who today saw epstein’s victims were having a press conference and said ‘you know what everyone watching that should be thinking about? planes’
if we’d had the louvre on twitter she’d have her own wing
oh cool, new rev magdalen
the incredible thing is that roberts still thinks he’s good at steering the court. dollar store lewis powell ass chief justice
the ultimate disproof of the entire concept. you can’t show me a less talented person than bari weiss. everyone else has something useful they’re decent at
trump has a knack for petty score-settling but honestly elect me and i’ll make him look like gandhi
i don’t know exactly how but this is because mckinnon broke up with her
It’s usually said the Supreme Court’s legitimacy problem is that on politically salient issues the ideology of the justices is highly misaligned from public opinion and the court lacks democratic accountability, but they’re now manifesting a legitimacy problem in the lower courts
i don’t want to be too dramatic about my situation, it’s probably good they’re having me come in rather than prescribe off a chat, my history, and a couple pictures. it’s just, like, what a silly thing to ask for if i wasn’t pretty sure i needed it
it’s not exactly a UPS guy situation
like they don’t know they’re drug dealers!
don’t get me wrong, i am absolutely seeking antibiotics, because they have fixed what i’m pretty sure is wrong with me in the past
i think this doctor suspects me of antibiotic-seeking?
how does he feel about serial gropers
i use the standard yellow-toned emoji, as a simpsons-american
should’ve had one of the jets trailing a ‘TRUMP IS NOT A PEDOPHILE’ banner
normal behavior. very innocent behavior
you gonna yeet that?
if you ask me he’s more of a russian liability
real speck vs plank situation there
can’t wait
i don’t have time for that englishman posting about how americans have it coming, his country’s three most popular parties are all hard right
gonna do this for climate too
of course the answer is that rahm only wants to be president and doesn’t care what else happens
just thought about the rahm emanuel ‘witness protection’ line again. leaving aside that trying to position yourself as a reasonable moderate by trashing trans rights is already bad, what’s gained by saying ‘but the rest of my party? they’re crazy’? we need them to win their elections too, idiot
we all serve in our own ways
proud of you. i didn’t :)
and the lord knows there is work to be done
guy with 1% of the vote urges guys with 48% of the vote to unite to defeat guy with 51% of the vote
at your own risk
i’ll just tell you now, it’s 1:1:1:1 mezcal, bäsk, ancho reyes, and lime
i think these wormwood spirits are absolutely begging for some citrus and i’ve got something in mind for when i finally pick up lemons and limes again
hey did i miss your take on rebalanced rhyperior? or was it simply too bad to talk about? 🫣
god’s honest truth is that i got this bäsk and wanted to make something awful with it
like most mussolini haters i’m a campari partisan
the bäsk is a local jeppsens equivalent but um worse
it’s monstrous but what i can’t believe is how well it works
it’s a drink for haters that hates them right back
this turned out really well and i’m considering a few names for it including ‘malpais legate’ ‘don’t come to chicago’ ‘you know what the midwest is’ and ‘bad things happen’
For you, the day SWAT and LAPD engaged in an hours long standoff with an apparently naked woman was the most important day of your life. But for long-time Angelinos, it was Tuesday.
i survived because the fire within me burned brighter than the fire around me
imo hard to make a real strong case for the importance of ending gerrymandering so long as we have a senate
Another way to put is Newsom is boring. People see that act every day.
this is how he wins the nobel peace prize
he’s running out of time
*tossing a hot dog at you while holding a hot dog cannon* next ones coming faster
no privacy especially for bathroom cops
it is NOT funny that trump lost his arm trying to reach into the part of the skill crane where the prizes are
it’s ableist to make fun of trump’s missing arm
if you drink enough cough syrup you can hear sounds
starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:
yeah i still haven’t gotten through it
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he’s wanted to say this for so long
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it’s got to eat trump up that he’s never been more entertaining than the three times everyone thought he was dead
i’d need to see more of the latter
SILVER ALERT 17TH ST NW NEAR PENNSYLVANIA AVE 6’2 240 DRIVING SEAGRAVE CAPITOL 100’ TDA
donald trump is taking his talents to south beach
trump heard ‘cloud gate’ and now he thinks that’s where the immigrants are coming through
should i ask if it’s going to be in space
i’ve said before that we should change the name back because it’d be more honest, but i don’t think that’s what trump’s going for!
so the big announcement is the war department thing right
it is very important that the democrats not nominate newsom if they want my vote, and frankly i am only asking that they do what’s already in their own electoral interest
i would not prefer JD vance, and nominating newsom is one of the surer ways to get JD vance. sorry about whatever happened to you in high school tho
most normal newsom stan
Malörtov Cocktail
don’t fight a chicagoan use your brain flee
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
Certain media types hate this place because, while they of course also get treated like shit on twitter, only like 1% of people on twitter even know who the fuck they are. But on here every single user knows them and despises them
david shor’s discord server i think
the ME3 ending is objectively frustrating and the rewrite didn’t really make it better. fully with you here
i believe he was in a car, not a ship
we can all laugh at trump! we don’t need some skinsuited transphobe to do it for us!
the far cry series since its second game has been iterating on the idea that the player is wrong to enjoy the objectively fun violence they’re doing. the second game explores this in a nuanced and interesting way and that never happens again in the series
iirc this is what literally killed the tarzan swing guy
all that looked scary as hell
because the proper ending of far cry 5 is so awful, an insult to you the player that you’ve apparently earned by daring to give a shit about the people whomst a quadrumvirate of inbred fascist assholes are enslaving and/or murdering en masse
found the latest wind breaker podcast and the topic is best, worst and most annoying ‘true’ endings to video games and those of you who’ve known me for a while know exactly what i’m about to holler about
i always love hearing about this place from a survivor. did you do the loop?
and as bad as it is, it never killed anybody, unlike the tidal wave pool (2) and the alpine slide, tarzan swing, kayak experience, and cliff dive pool (1 each)
every time i see cannonball loop i get a cannonball loop shaped knot in my stomach
you’ve got excellent instincts
i mean, they’re never going to get rid of the old hogs, we are going to have to do it for them. i think we agree on that
i didn’t think there was anything more to learn after watching the documentary but kevin’s approached the subject with his usual remarkable thoroughness
but he’s got a perfectly good keyboard
idk why it took me so long to check if defunctland had an action park episode
please rate your level of intelligence, as you experience it subjectively, on a scale from 1 to 5
like nate silver i also believe there is a popular and winning progressivism (free healthcare, traitors’ heads on pikes) fully distinguishable from an unpopular and losing bluesky progressivism (saying nice things about gavin newsom)
well my money’s not on ‘something’
Nice try. Our organization doesn't technically kill anyone. We just open a portal under them that leads to the meat grinder dimension. And we shut our eyes really tight while we do it. So we don't even know where they go
