Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Knitter, sometimes runner, and lover of exclamation points!
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They should be cocked. I cock them. Every time I go in a room I cock the chair. I don’t understand why they don’t see that the chair should be cocked. Just cock. Over and over again. To my conservative Minnesota bred, Northshore living boss. 🤦🏼♀️
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
You ever say a word, get nervous because maybe you shouldn’t have used that word, and then you can’t stop saying it over and over? Boss came into my office to tell me the new chairs should not be straight they should be diagonal in the corner of the room. My response:
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s the joke I was looking for!
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Because that governor already sent them to DC. 😡
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Will make it real easy to decide not to vote for them if they aren’t!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Ordered chicken tortilla soup from Costco, because I refuse to give Superior my money!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I was fine yesterday morning. I could feel myself deteriorating throughout the day!
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Lasted until 3pm. Going the hell home.
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📌 pinning for no reason
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. I wish her a speedy recovery.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep.
heck's maniac (@bug-deal.bsky.social) reposted
it's called re-sleep. it's the hottest new trend. it's where you go back to sleep.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a bunch of acrylic yarn I will probably never use if they take donations!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile tanking what little tourism we currently have.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Hand eye coordination, color theory, math, following instructions. It’s very educational!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
We have neither a governor nor a mayor who will stick up for us.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
They have six days to recreate this scene from Canal St. National Guard roamed the streets then too.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Me - excited because one of our European Harley groups didn’t cancel! Opens rooming list…two rooms.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Told the boss there is a threat to send troops to New Orleans. He just kept telling me he didn’t hear that. Told him he was in his car on the way here when it happened. Talk radio didn’t tell you? Me: holding up my phone.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he need a reminder of the last folks to disrespect us? bsky.app/profile/jeff...
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
It BCBSLA. I’m probably screwed! 😆 I’m going to message my doctor before my appointment to ask to get it during.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Do we think if I can’t get my doc to give me the vax I can get one on my last day in Seattle?
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Mother Fuck
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve rinsed it out. (Sitting at my desk with a half wet shirt!) I think I will always see a faint green cast on this shirt. 😡
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Just flicked smoothie on my lilac shirt. Smoothie with spinach, blueberry, and cranberry in it. I will never get that out. 😭
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, crap. 😩
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve got three expired at home along with the one good one I took this morning. I just got some Covid/flu one delivered to work. My front desk girls brought the delivery over and dropped it outside the door! 😆
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
I get sick so rarely these days that I am one whiny bitch when I do.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad you can’t crush the meds and mix them in a kitty gogurt…she says from experience.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Chicken butt!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry the timing didn’t line up!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what I’m worried about.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but I have a PTAC! (Those through the wall AC’s in hotel rooms that aren’t connected to central AC)
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Why I should’ve had children!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
We shall see if I last the whole day. May grab my laptop and bail. My office is separate from the hotel. There is one other office in the building. She isn’t working today. So at least there is that. I will mask when I grab water from the main building.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going to work. I tested negative again, but I will hole up in my office alone.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
So…I have the tea, but New Orleans house and windows. I think there are two I can open! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
The one on this side of the lake doesn’t have room. The Northshore one is coming to get some stuff today!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Crossing my fingers for you. 😬
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going to test again before I go to work. 😣
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Traditional in style. These are actually wood (we have some others that are particle board). We are emptying 12 rooms. These are probably being picked up today by Habitat, but they will bring some more down.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
🤞🏻
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m never going out again! (Not really, but now I’m going to bed.)
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I will feel bad if I wake up fine, but I don’t feel well’s right now!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Tested negative today, but rescheduled my morning dentist appointment just in case!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
No light at Washington and St Charles. Like I think all the lights are gone!
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Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
I’m going to drink this humongous smoothie with the immune support that I pretend will help. Then I’m going to hope my scratchy throat and drippy nose are JUST a scratchy throat and drippy nose.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Six kids in a campground water park. No thank you!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just not sure. That one is by two chairs and a table. So…sconce. I’m picturing people knocking them off the wall if we go lower!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Should’ve said…Boo! Ahh!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Now if I could get them to stop stuffing my mailbox full!
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Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
He is falling asleep standing up.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/rpsa...
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Only because he is alive. The recording I heard from this morning sounds like a respiratory infection. I’m guessing Covid again.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Do I have time to pee before the show starts?
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
It takes at least 4. Then it is still slightly damp.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
😞
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t know. This is the better furniture. It’s older, but real wood. If you know what you want I can stash it for you!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
😘
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
If I skip the announcement and mute his name I can remain in a state of probably mostly dead.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
There are headboards too, but they don’t attach to bed frames.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
If you find someone let me know!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
48x26 - one center drawer…free
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
We are working with Habitat to try to keep what we can out of the landfill!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
What I want from Desiree is to know how relieved she is that she didn’t win that election! Voted for you, but I’m sure in the end you were happy to sit this one out!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
In the future there will also be at least one sleeper sofa!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
If they want to come by after regular work hours just let me know. I will alert the desk!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s traditional furniture, but if they need to fill rooms in the new house it will be useful! These good (real wood) stuff is down today and tomorrow.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
She said the cabins were nice.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. He dumped us. If you need something, let me know!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to find a new emergency vet!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I know I’ve complained about her not putting me cholesterol meds, but I really think she will listen to me when I push back! Has never fat shamed me! Lives in the Channel.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
That was my exact response!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Woman I’m working with just told me she took her 6 grandkids to Margaritaville in Breaux Bridge for the weekend. Isn’t that just my worst nightmare?
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Knows his angles!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
This can’t be it, right?
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I got one in Chicago. Because I knit tightly I sometimes (most of the time) need more yarn than a pattern calls for. I had to contact the dyer directly to order another. Didn’t want to get in the middle of a project and not have enough yarn! Now to find a pattern that shows off the fades!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
On a related note: I need to decide on a pattern to make with these!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Love a small business. Will a small business sometimes screw up and ship to my house instead of to my work, as I definitely put in my order. HATE THAT.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I was trying to figure out how you got your clothes into this fancy washer with the spinner on top. I need more coffee!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I need new running shoes before I go to Seattle. I’ve got some miles on mine!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I was asked how tall I am in AquaHIIT recently. I said 5’2”…and holding! There was a knowing laugh amongst the women in the pool!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Me watching Bridgerton: How short is Nicola Coughlan? 😳 Oh, one inch shorter than me. 😆 (I never consider myself noticeably short. I feel pretty normal.🤷♀️)
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Those morning walks of yours have been in preparation!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if it was coughed up from the earth like oyster shells in my backyard!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw that! 🤣🤣
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
😡
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
Same.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
@spotto.bsky.social now I believe he is alive.
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social) reply parent
That Rachel is still there is a travesty that even she acknowledges!
Malber1 (@malber1.bsky.social)
Pay for the shot BCBS!