got raptured but i came back because this guy would just not understand
i’ve seen some things
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got raptured but i came back because this guy would just not understand
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
look at this guy. 8” tall.
it’s far less accessible now, and it’s going to be much worse in a few weeks.
when i scritch my cat’s chin and he closes his eyes & pushes his whiskers forward. that’s the good stuff
canada is a liberal democracy meaning we get to vote on which rich ppl make the decisions and money is weighted over human dignity & wellbeing.
I know that a lot of people are sad about the Robert Redford news, but for me it's a little more complicated considering he once offered me $100 to sleep with my wife
Does anyone remember where I bought this shirt?
tonight for dinner is my specialty: protein disc. everyone love protein disc
now they just do it.
Me watching the discourse ouroboros itself.
still mad about the enclosure of the commons.
great canadian 90s song of the day
have i gone dark or gave i just forgotten to post for three days?
i need to get up & make supper
so bored i’m posting noods.
Jon Reepist
cannot recommend the in-laws enough. peak falk & arkin.
i saw a tiktok that mentioned it yesterday. my wife ran into the room because i yelled “NO!” so loud she thought someone died.
use a frying pan with a lid. add a bit of oil & a teaspoon or three of water in the cold pan. put in your dumplings (from frozen is fine too), cover and cook about six minutes on medium heat until they’re cooked & the bottom is a kinda crispy.
lol idiots
cops are only ever there to protect property. “crime” is a construct to protect the property and hegemony of the wealthy elite.
there’s so much there
token resistance at best but it would still be *something* in their way
still mad about the enclosure of the commons.
i beg your pardon?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
those are AIs talking to each other.
i often dream of exiling them to Baffin
can’t abide a banana
they were so spicy. my mouth is still tingling. really good noodles.
i like buying noodles with minimal english and using google lens to figure out what i’ve gotten myself into
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
wish i shared your optimism about democracy actually functioning next year
touching grass is no longer enough. we must be consumed by moss.
so do i
ouroboros part II
i feel very good about myself. that little dude was suffering
rescued a bird trapped inside the jobsite
motorboating that belly is a sublime pleasure
he’s sleeping fat rn
my old mazda’s brakes got squishier & squishier until one day i leaned over to me wife in the passenger seat & said “oh yeah the brakes don’t really work.” she was like “pardon me?”
i’d be astonished if they actually abide by this ruling
not sure why there is an abundance of shore birds circling my neighbourhood but i’m pretty sure i just saw another little gull. i’m turning into a bird guy
some big-ass pheasantbacks!
imagine actually negotiating!
i’m supposed to go to the store
momma was limping 😭 single mom is a tough job
driving to work on academy this morning, i stopped at a red light & two deer started crossing, a doe & her fawn, while a family with a stroller crossed on the opposite side going the other way. i was like 😮
the common name is so mundane. “horned fungus beetle.” 🥱
we should just acknowledge that all profits are unpaid wages. cap corporate profits at 5%. anything above that goes to government programs. tax unreasonable incomes in a sane manner. this is my most lib-brained take.
look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless
reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
young pheasantback looks like a sea creature
deepest condolences.
an ink shop specializing in women’s décolletage called Tat for T—*an anvil crushes me instantly*
be safe eh
you ever just find a really weird bug
grand beach again today. went for a long walk in the shallows. shuffled slowly past a flock of black headed birds resting on a sandbar. “terns” i said to my son. but i looked up terns and the beak is wrong. book says they were “little gulls,” the smallest gull species.
made me realize pursuit of wealth is a trap. rich people are hollow and miserable.
early 2000s, in college for a communications diploma, there was a speaker one day. he said he promised himself he’d be a millionaire by 30. he achieved this by acquiring the canadian distribution rights to a popular piece of home gym equipment. he also said it cost him his family.
yeah
ppl at work stunned that i’m 42. now everyone is talking about their age
feeling a little canadian guilt over not saying eh enough
“i can’t believe we’re tied up again!” or some such
i’ll be sniffing it out next time i’m out west!
the water was amazing. cleanest i’ve seen it in recent memory. grand beach is unbeatable!
ok it’s hot af, the sun is shining, the smoke is minimal. time to find a piece of sand adjacent to water.
thinking about the space shuttle & canadarm. better days.
Donkey Kong is easily the Nintendo icon most explicitly an anarchist. While Mario and Link are simping for monarchists, Donkey Kong's saga is about the government stealing his stash.
sometimes i give myself the crepes
ofc it has to be on a saturday 🙄
oh it’s a gorgeous day to choke on wildfire smoke!
a thousand followers? some of you are even human!
delicious
i think voters would gain great insight if they watched the candidates buy a sandwich at a deli, a late night pizza slice, and a bottle of liquor.
If we want men to be less lonely, we should start by socializing them in boyhood to be part of a shared project of care. Give them dolls, toy kitchens, and tea sets. Ask them to help care for younger children. Expect them to clean up after themselves. Let them feel the work and value of care. 1/
having a vegetarian friend for dinner tonight.
you before and after following me
a kid shot a paintball at me from his car while i was walking home from high school. i called the cops and filed a report. a few days later he came to my door with a written apology & shook my hand. it just twigged how the local RCMP avoided giving that boy some very serious charges.
they’re ninety-sixing
How can we dance when the earth is turning?
Yuri stared up at the second floor window, watching as a shadow passed behind it. Would Katya know him anymore? He'd been away ten years. He remained frozen. "You getting out?" asked the driver. Pulled from his reverie, Yuri settled into his seat. "Take me to the hotel," he said.
terrible air quality today. it’s never been this bad.
I played Wolfenstein 3D as a kid so I have strong opinions on how to deal with a MechaHitler.
remember: all profit is exploitation. if i was the FN, i’d be starting at 50%.
the glorious privilege to quit one’s job for a better one.
newsom loses badly to a mummified sanders
had an interview this afternoon for a *proper* electrician job & got an offer (including a new nickname?) before i got home.
ok infill is great but black exteriors are not the move.
They finally made the milk from that hotel
great at hurting people. can’t think of anything else.
just got a call about a new job maybe and now i’m way too keyed up to be productive at my current job.
good morning citizens ☕️
not a fan of thunder!
