Joey: Go to hell you old bastard. Burns: Have The Rolling Stones killed. Smithers: ...but sir..." Burns: DO AS I SAY! #GangDoesGiallo
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Joey: Go to hell you old bastard. Burns: Have The Rolling Stones killed. Smithers: ...but sir..." Burns: DO AS I SAY! #GangDoesGiallo
"Spoiled Heathen Punk" is the name of my Ramones cover band. #GangDoesGiallo
Officer Dick Miller has arrived! #GangDoesGiallo
#GangDoesGiallo #BlackBetty #SorryTheySaidBrownBettyIDontCare
I know they're trying to make this look like the most fun shit ever, but it is cool with everyone else if I just go to the library? This is all...a lot. #GangDoesGiallo
PIZZA!!! #GangDoesGiallo
Proud Member #GangDoesGiallo #RockNRollHighSchool
I wouldn't have called it, but Mary Woronov in a cardigan, pearls, pencil skirt combo is really working for me. You learn something about yourself every day! #GangDoesGiallo
Every finger gun in this movie is loaded! #GangDoesGiallo
I've bopped during a lot of stuff, but NEVER a Blitzkrieg! #GangDoesGiallo
How DARE Paul Bartel go see The Ramones! #GangDoesGiallo
"How often do you get to see The Ramones?" In this universe? Give it thirty seconds apparently. #GangDoesGiallo
"WHERE'S A PHONE!" Those were the...days? #GangDoesGiallo
"I don't want to have fun, I want to be with Tom!" #GangDoesGiallo
"I only use it on special equations." #GangDoesGiallo
You want me to act like I'm singing while PJ Soles stares at me adoringly? In various states of undress?! #GangDoesGiallo
Good luck using this excuse again, PJ. #GangDoesGiallo
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This is always how I imagined The Ramones getting from place to place. Full electric band set up in a big convertible like you're in a fuckin' music video. It just feels right. #GangDoesGiallo
Wait...where does the monkey put the nuts? #GangDoesGiallo
Oh, you KNOW Clint Howard know how to get a bra off. #GangDoesGiallo
This girl has to go to Super Weenie Hut Jr to hunt down a date?! Come on, man! This is some bullshit. #GangDoesGiallo
PJ moving around all quick and shit. She didn't get a visit from Electric Larry, did she? #RocknRollHighSchool #GetCrazy #GangDoesGiallo
Girls, music, legs, boobs, sex! #GangDoesGiallo #RockNRollHighSchool
I thought Mary had a different fate for that mouse in mind. #GangDoesGiallo
When they took the girls in gym class off to the side is THIS what they were doing? Cause I was WAY off in what I thought it was. #GangDoesGiallo
We're gonna be pals, then. #GangDoesGiallo
This school only got one freshman in it? #GangDoesGiallo
Those mice are clearly part of the search for the answer to life, the universe, and everything. #GangDoesGiallo
I'm trying NOT to laugh at her slinging that mouse around...and failing. #GangDoesGiallo
I might have overprepared for this one, but I am having a HELL of a good time! #GangDoesGiallo
"Get up and rub some dirt on it!" #GangDoesGiallo
What in The Wizard of Speed and Time is this paper plane?! #GangDoesGiallo ...HOLY SHIT THERE'S GIFS FROM THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME?!?!?!
You are only looking to get picked up by a VERY peculiar and VERY niche subset of people. Hey, I ain't one to judge. #GangDoesGiallo
You don't DESERVE a Kate you dumb bastard. #TVMysteries
CLINT HOWARD?! Give this movie a retroactive Oscar you COWARDS!!! #GangDoesGiallo
This girl in the glasses is bringing a Bailey Quarters from WKRP energy to this that I really appreciate. #GangDoesGiallo
Indignant Mary Woronov is my FAVORITE Mary Woronov. #GangDoesGiallo
Dean Cundey?! You had my curiosity and all that... #GangDoesGiallo
Me reading this cast list... #GangDoesGiallo
Hell, I'd go to Mary Woronov High! I'd be on the honor roll! Aw shit, she brought Bartel with her, too. Of course she did. #GangDoesGiallo I'm kidding. I love Paul Bartel.
First one for me, too! #GangDoesGiallo
ProtoZabka! #GangDoesGiallo
Not the New World Logo we're all used to and comfortable with. You watch yourself, movie! #GangDoesGiallo I don't know why but in my head "You watch yourself, movie!" came out like 70s Travolta.
🚨 1 HOUR WARNING 🚨 Get your viewing machines, pizza, and leather jackets ready because it's almost time for the live post-along of ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL. See ya soon, GANG! #GangDoesGiallo #RockNRollHighSchool @thatbrowncoat.bsky.social @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @spendycakes.bsky.social
Strep don't scare me none! My oldest two had strep so often it got a coparenting agreement in the divorce! ...it scares me a little. The last time I had it was ROUGH. 104 degree fever rough. Still wouldn't stop me.
The producer of #WaroftheWorlds (2025) says there's no product placement in that movie. Said it with his whole chest, too. #FrightClub
Mail's here!!! #HanselandGretel by @stephenking.bsky.social and #MauriceSendak I forgot this was coming and it gave me a little happy! #BookSky
Slept in a Journey shirt, woke up and Jesus Christ! Who's crying now?!
I'm watching #TheEvilDead as has been evident and the scene where Ash pulls the tree branch out of Scotty came up and there was no cork sound effect and I'm a little too high to wonder if I've been making it up the whole time!? #MutantFam #HorrorSky #FilmSky *No I can't show that shit!
But you JUST said...!!! #FrightClub
I like where your head's at!
Ash: Looks like its time for SOMEBODY to visit the Linda Hole Linda: Ahhahahhaha! Tee hee! You can't call it THAT! Ash: You're goin' in the ground, bitch. Call it whatever you want. #TheEvilDead #MutantFam #HorrorSky #FilmSky
Obligatory. "What the Fuck Was That?" from #EvilDead:TheMusical #MutantFam #HorrorSky #MusicSky #FilmSky
REMEMBER: if white smoke emerges from the White House chimney, it means there is a new President. If black smoke emerges, it means they are burning evidence.
#NowWatching: #TheEvilDead 4K (1981) Felt appropriate. #MutantFam #HorrorSky #FilmSky
#MutantFam RIP #ScottSpiegel
Noting now, tomorrow's #FrightClub feature, #Terrifier3, is only available by subscription on Peacock. I would not normally schedule it with that being the case; however, we are wrapping up the series so this one time we will do it. For those who do not have Peacock, a free trial is available!
At this point, Ashley...y'know...
Time for a Tantalizing Tuesday #WatchParty #FullMoonFrights #GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch #FrightClub #CultShelf Follow tags for more information
I'm always cold! This is purely for therapeutic reasons only (for you), I swear!
Announcing Friday’s guest host here on Bluesky! Spendy, also known as Tim the Enchanter, Tim, WhiteWhiskey, or Spen Diesel, @spendycakes.bsky.social has been a fan of The Last Drive-In for several years. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social 1/3
Him in The Babysitter? Forget about it! He's such a comic powerhouse in that! He continues to surprise me almost every time I see him. #FrightClub
#FrightClub
Excellent. I look forward to it. Such a charming show. #FrightClub I didn't know Robbie Amell had it in him, but he should really do more stuff like it.
Thanks #FrightClub for the outlet for all this festering hate and I STILL didn't get it all out! And join #CryptStatic Wed Sept 3rd at 7C for more #TalesFromtheCrypt!
Okay, Eva. ...what were you here for other than to sucker men my age into watching this?! AND most other ages, lets not mince words. #FrightClub
Ah yes. The stamp of credibility that is The Joe Rogan Show. #FrightClub
They finished Upload? Got to pick that one back up. #FrightClub
#FrightClub
Couldn't quote one of your OWN songs, Ice Cube? #FrightClub
Earlier he couldn’t get out of his office, but now he’s supposed to be able to get to a drone outside? The stupidity is insulting #waroftheworlds #frightclub
I....HATE this...SO fucking MUCH!!! HATE!!! #FrightClub
All the fun of watching someone else play a console game in the arcade. ...not very, is my point. #FrightClub
PrimeAir! #FrightClub
He's got to do it manually? You mean he's got to get up to do something? ...but first, this email. #FrightClub
"If it's alive we can kill it!" #FrightClub Sound reasoning.
"I don't have alien invasion insurance!" ...it's like Ice Cube from Are We There Yet? showed up for a second. I actually enjoyed that dumb line. #FrightClub
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Starfire and Burnout weren't credible enough names? #FrightClub
I'm higher than them meteors at the start were. I knew what I was walking into. #FrightClub
I have tried and succeeded all night to not curse out loud at this movie. The War Games reference was a step too far as "YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!" thundered out of me so loud some of you might have heard it anyways. #FrightClub
Hey, you can take my access and my clearance, but my internet was NOT part of the deal, fucko! #FrightClub
#FrightClub
“These things eat data” #WarOfTheWorlds2025 #FrightClub
I think this movie is making time run backwards or some shit. #FrightClub
Not again!!! #FrightClub #WaroftheWorlds #ThreeBodyProblem
This has 39 minutes left in it. #FrightClub
So much fake stock footage that Ed Wood is aroused. #FrightClub
This is the most anti-movie I’ve ever seen. It goes against everything movies are supposed to be and stand for. #WarOfTheWorlds2025 #FrightClub
I've had to resort to a full manual attack a number of times. It just never made world news. #FrightClub
I got hyperdownloaded once. It was hot. #FrightClub
"Something's going on with the servers!" And that's as technical as we're getting with it. #FrightClub
