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Marc Dissents

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Was hoping to wade into the deep end of climate fuckery in a quasi-functional democracy... but hopium is a helluva drug. Do not obey in advance. FDT. FVP. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 🌻born 323 ppm 🌐 SW Floriduh, Murika🔵🟧 MAGA? GFY 🖕🏼 (everyone else, you're cool)

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted

Remember, Robinson supposedly took the rifle apart n put it back together multiple times. I’m glad this guy did this video to show the inconsistencies. #arresttrump

20/9/2025, 12:20:31 AM | 52 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

does he think no one notices that he's hiding his right hand at all times?

19/9/2025, 10:18:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mouthy Renegade Writer (@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social) reposted

He can't. Hard stop.

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19/9/2025, 9:57:58 PM | 93 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

besides which... wtf does ANYTHING Kimmel said have ANYTHING to do w/Kirk's death? their mental gymnastics is like watching drunks at a redneck barbeque try to do cartwheels

19/9/2025, 5:55:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

so much winning! also, drug prices are down eleventy hundred percent!

19/9/2025, 1:53:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

so wait... now Jimmy Kimmel killed Charlie Kirk? they're so fucking weird

19/9/2025, 1:34:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like to see ALL celebrities speaking up and speaking out– not just pundits and talk show hosts.

19/9/2025, 12:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

if they can try to make a martyr of Charlie Kirk, surely we can respond in kind with Jimmy Kimmel

19/9/2025, 1:55:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Disney/ABC made a very cynical calculation to appease fascism to protect its precious cashflow. But we, collectively, have more power over that cashflow than Donald Trump. We can stop watching and stop paying for movies and streaming. We can make them pay a price for their dangerous cowardice.

18/9/2025, 12:33:22 PM | 2303 682 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

you are probably the most disappointing MoC of my lifetime. And that's with a Senator John Fetterman as a colleague

18/9/2025, 5:22:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

idk... I'm pretty sure the "Too Late, America!" Show with Lara Trump is gonna be very entertaining.

18/9/2025, 12:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

probably why no one is reacting to a democratic socialist running for NYC mayor 🤔

18/9/2025, 3:21:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

you will be okay w/o live TV, I promise

18/9/2025, 12:33:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been screaming with my hair on fire for 10 years... friends stopped listening to me a long time ago 🤷‍♂️

18/9/2025, 12:31:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

mfer has a crystal ball, how about that?

18/9/2025, 12:28:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm guessing Lara Trump sings pop country hits

18/9/2025, 12:23:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

cancel Disney, subscribe to Democracy Docket

18/9/2025, 12:17:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

Jr must be so excited

17/9/2025, 10:07:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

Imagine being the king... having to have dinner with the pedo

17/9/2025, 10:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

"so that's fun."

17/9/2025, 9:43:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Welcome to the United Kingdom! 🇬🇧 Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸 At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊ They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀

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17/9/2025, 8:09:20 PM | 20502 5431 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

what a fucking clown

17/9/2025, 6:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

what a fucking clown

17/9/2025, 6:49:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

this is the Ozzy tribute you NEED today! omg put it straight in my veins youtu.be/KwwOxa6LI-8?...

17/9/2025, 4:08:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

the crocodile will see you in a while... the alligator, maybe later

17/9/2025, 1:40:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

this one almost slipped through the cracks for me... preview of things to come? bsky.app/profile/pmag...

17/9/2025, 1:38:35 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

the saddest thing about it is that I ever had to know who he was in the first place

17/9/2025, 3:47:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm not even sure what woofin beams means... but yeah– he looks like he's been doin' it 🤣

16/9/2025, 11:05:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

bcuz her lips are moving

16/9/2025, 7:00:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

that's my understanding. and yes, they are much more delicious. far sweeter. green are ok, but not nearly as good

16/9/2025, 6:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

real fuckin' head-scratcher, this one

16/9/2025, 6:02:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

they charge twice as much for red/orange/yellow

16/9/2025, 5:59:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

it ain't hate speech when you call radical left lunatics "vermin" and "scum," silly

16/9/2025, 5:29:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

tHaT's WhAt ThEy sAiD iN tHe 70s, dErP

16/9/2025, 1:52:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm afraid of Americans. I'm afraid of the world. I'm afraid I can't help it.

15/9/2025, 5:21:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we fell for the *idea* of a John Fetterman, and let him slide on the whole lack of substance thing

15/9/2025, 5:18:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

why does this asshole think he's president of the fucking world?

14/9/2025, 1:14:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nurse Ratched (@nurseratched64.bsky.social) reposted

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14/9/2025, 11:58:44 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

TLDR... because everything is fucking fucked, and increasingly fucking stupid.

14/9/2025, 1:07:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

i think Democrats liked the *idea* of a John Fetterman: a working class dude in the US Senate. But man, has he proven unqualified

14/9/2025, 1:00:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

i dunno, man– I think this cooling trend is here to stay! 🤪

14/9/2025, 12:57:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

it's ALWAYS projection with these assholes

14/9/2025, 12:52:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

omg they've morphed lmao

14/9/2025, 6:56:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

that's pretty funny

14/9/2025, 12:46:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

Charlie Kirk was an objectively terrible person. "HOW DARE YOU!" 》quotes Charlie Kirk 《 "I said, 'HOW DARE YOU!"

13/9/2025, 1:12:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

he's such a f*&%ing embarrassment... I cringe at every one of these

13/9/2025, 12:58:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

and yet, the rest of the world "coexists" with all three. what's different in 'Murika?

13/9/2025, 11:54:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

he must be Floki's brother Flaki

13/9/2025, 3:15:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

I have the watch, brother– a full 210°

13/9/2025, 3:09:47 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

fuck Charlie Kirk, receipt #24688647

13/9/2025, 2:33:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

I have the watch, brother. full 210°

13/9/2025, 2:06:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

I have the watch, brother. 180°

13/9/2025, 2:00:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

o.m.g. i'm d.e.d.

13/9/2025, 1:59:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

i think Mexico is gonna pay for it?

13/9/2025, 1:58:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

so, wait... is Trump gonna pardon Charlie Kirk's shooter now? I has a confused

13/9/2025, 1:33:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm wondering if Trump is gonna pardon the shooter now? 🤔 so conflicted!

13/9/2025, 1:32:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

"with all due respect"...i'm about to disrespect you

13/9/2025, 1:09:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

the sad part is, she thinks he's going to still be relevant 48 hrs from now

13/9/2025, 1:04:12 AM | 485 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/9/2025, 10:10:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm gonna infer from Pepe, NOT anti

12/9/2025, 2:53:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noel Casler Comedy (@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social) reposted

If I make it thru the entire sermon from the Utah Governor do I get to have multiple wives?

12/9/2025, 2:30:55 PM | 647 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

Heads up!

12/9/2025, 2:32:10 PM | 562 165 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

why does he always look like he's seen a ghost?

12/9/2025, 2:40:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

anomalous to the point of not making sense under normal circumstances? i.e., we are now regularly seeing data 5 standard deviations (or more) outside even recent 30 year means (absurdly unlikely to occur by chance/"normal" circumstances)

12/9/2025, 1:00:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

...according to the least reliable, least reputable source on the planet

12/9/2025, 12:45:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

crazy idea

12/9/2025, 2:51:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

why does Kash Patel always look like he just saw a ghost?

12/9/2025, 1:57:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

can't believe no one bought their court yet! i mean, gotta be cheaper than ours, no? come to think of it, ours only cost a luxury motor coach and some fishing trips 🤷‍♂️

12/9/2025, 1:33:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

did we have the Alicia Menendez conversation on here, and I just totally missed it? because I'm conflicted. I mean, she's really pretty... and very good at what she does... BUT. C'mon. if her parents were republicans, and she was on Fox? omg we would howl

12/9/2025, 1:30:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

but is his face still trying to escape from his skull?

12/9/2025, 1:27:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

the thing is, we're absolutely not gonna be able to believe ANYTHING they say

12/9/2025, 1:25:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

Dear @msnbc.com, it seems we don't know shit about the Kirk shooting. but we also don't know why the pedo president's face was sliding off his skull this morning. so can we speculate about that, instead?

12/9/2025, 1:08:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

before you do a keyword search for "stroke" on here, be prepared for... 🍆 videos

12/9/2025, 12:58:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

I mean... *chef's kiss*

12/9/2025, 12:53:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

the good news is, the Charlie Kirk thing distracted us from the Epstein thing for almost a whole day. the bad news is, that was quickly erased by his face "trying to make a run for it" today. but hey, celebrate the wins, I guess? 🤷‍♂️

12/9/2025, 12:51:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

Holy shit... what if he still has evil villian powers, BUT... now he's so old that every time he uses them, it damn near kills him? 🤔

12/9/2025, 12:31:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

let's not politicize this tragedy

11/9/2025, 4:34:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

Dozy, Droopy, Diddler Don

11/9/2025, 4:32:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Outspoken™️ (@out5p0ken.bsky.social) reposted

House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.

11/9/2025, 4:27:35 PM | 1564 486 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

"as we will see shortly" ?? I mean, I know YOU are posting from your megayacht... but, who else?

11/9/2025, 4:31:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?" 🤣

11/9/2025, 4:13:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

looking good, 'Murika looking. good

11/9/2025, 4:04:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture D. Earl Stephens (@dearlstephens.bsky.social) reposted

This coverage of Charlie Kirk is absurd. As a veteran, peacenik, anti-gun nut, and proud liberal, I do not advocate violence of any kind. Kirk used his politics as a weapon, and aimed to hurt innocent people. I am not celebrating his death, but I am lamenting the demise of truth in this country.

11/9/2025, 2:44:17 PM | 9565 2058 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

Ezra's way too smart to chalk this up to stupidity

11/9/2025, 4:00:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

well, we elected a Black guy as president, you see...

11/9/2025, 3:59:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

this is what they fired him over?

11/9/2025, 3:58:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

there's no hypocricy quite like "evangelical" hypocricy

11/9/2025, 3:52:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

Ezra's too smart to chalk this up to stupidity, so... what the fuck? our media is SO fucking broken

11/9/2025, 3:48:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikel Jollett (@mikeljollett.bsky.social) reposted

There are violent extremists on the left but they are not in charge of the party. You can find them on social media, not in the halls of power. The violent extremists on the right are in congress, on courts, and sitting in the Oval Office.

11/9/2025, 1:48:49 PM | 12498 4010 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

'Murika– where a political assassination supercedes "just another" school shooting... which deflects from the depravity of our pedophile president... who just can't seem to keep his eyes open at a 9/11 memorial. We're a hot fucking mess

11/9/2025, 3:37:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

it's gonna be so much winning, TRUST ME

11/9/2025, 3:03:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

he's not sleeping, he's just checking his eyelids for holes

11/9/2025, 3:01:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

30 minutes from now: "wait. sorry. we found a gun– but it's not THE gun."

11/9/2025, 1:25:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

"honor his memory"? You mean, like the way we should honor Ashli Babbitt's memory? yeah...no. hard pass here. thanks, but no thanks

11/9/2025, 2:34:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social)

that's great, dummy. but I'm not on a ship. and mine will continue to fly upside-down until you're gone

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11/9/2025, 1:36:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For me, the saddest thing about Charlie Kirk is that I ever had to know who he was in the first place

11/9/2025, 12:51:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted

I have serious doubts as to whether, after all of its politically-motivated firings, the FBI has the capacity and expertise to actually investigate Kirk’s murder. The lawsuit filed today against Patel and the Bureau describes a complete clown show that leaves all of us less safe

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Profile picture Meridith Bolster (@meribolst.bsky.social) reposted

they NEVER EVER have this energy when the victims are 6 year olds in their 1st grade classrooms.

11/9/2025, 12:31:16 AM | 151 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Dissents (@marcdissents.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't speak for America, NYT

11/9/2025, 12:36:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 12:35:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view