Marcus Marion Leset 🌹 (@marcusmarionleset.bsky.social)
Slay goblins with a sword
Music Producer, Artist, Writer, Creative Consultant https://bio.link/marcusmarionleset
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Slay goblins with a sword
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Send 12 points to the blue team
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They call it punching down but they always busting my balls
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Playing Street Fighter 12 with Matthew
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I'm not exactly a vampire but I do appreciate the art pro se
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I just saved 100% on car insurance because it's inconvenient
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK...
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Flowers by Irene headquarters this is Karen how may I direct your flight
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Luigi
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Smaug awakens to kill a mob
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Having myself a Merry little Christmas by getting a job interview at the shit factory shoveling shit into the shitcinerator
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Snake boy is now a dragon
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Standing at AutoZone like Michael Myers
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In therapy they encouraged me to take a trust fall from a very high ledge
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You can lead a horse to the truth but you can't make him drink enough water
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Snake boy growin legs
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And this bird you cannot change
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I had to get cameras installed because of my transphobic neighbors
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The FBI is a terrorist organization
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Shanghai Showdown
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Batman towel and a fake documentary
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rWg... #music
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MIA Paper planes was a documentary!
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Please investigate organized pedophilia within your own district
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I knew Childish Gambino back when he was Zygote Gambino
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Rain rain go away
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Mike Patton is a pedophile and rapist who killed his girlfriend on New Year's Eve 1986 and bragged to my father about his misdeeds
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I'm only scared of that THING in RoboCop
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How's a turkey gonna kill a ham killer? And it's not even Thanksgiving
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My wife is protected by the god Isis
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Ring a ding a ding a plantir bell until they are in hell because our brainwave data they do sell
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What are the odds of the government helping someone under Donald J Trump? 20 million to 1?
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HHH
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Dril smokes shwag and thinks he writes top shelf jokes and I pity him for it
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You ever have a really good time at Macy's? Neither did Garfield
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I feel like gossip girl making up gossip to feel beautiful
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I'm a pope I'm not your pope and this is not papal advice but you're going to hell very soon young man
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Did you know old Han Solo kills people in real life? And to think I was gonna get a pilot's license that shit drives you insane
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All that's left is dark comedy. Gone is the roaring thunder of America's heartbeat for freedom liberty justice and bald eagle jokes 🦅🚬
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JOE ROGAN: Stop stealing the show Jamie JAMIE: I'm behind a camera Joe they always see you JOE ROGAN: Yeah but I have no personality so I'm going to eat a child like an elk in secret JRE afterhours
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Are you allowed to be a comedian without being officially licensed by Joe Rogan's seal brigade of lying pedophiles?
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If 9/11 is so bad why do they put it on every kitten calendar?
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PREMENOPAUSAL PIRATE: Yarr I'm gonna maroon ye on this island with dubloons but no cash or no vessel to get off this blasted rock
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MULDER (Transitioning): Do you believe the truth is still out there, agent Scully? SCULLY: GASLIGHTING! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!
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Pedophiles deserve to die slowly if not mysteriously
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Dan Schneider is a pedophile who tormented Nickelodeon Networks for ages
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I love my daughters and how they are growing up so fast but without their awesome dad
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My wife is the most beautiful wife I ever had
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My transphobic family is trying to kill me through neglectant homicide which they probably call homocide but I'm not gay
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Medium at large we never saw it coming
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When I have a rasping cough it sounds like Jeff Garlin laughing what is wrong with him?
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Cicero hates walnuts on brownies they look like shit
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Happy birthday to my beautiful new wife Rosey Palmer
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Fuck the police but with our dicks this time
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Will 5 planes hit the FBI headquarters on 9/11? It depends on whether or not Kash Pattel wants it to happen
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Why does Kash Pattel take so much money from organized pedophila and Hollywood which are the same thing? I have no clue he sounds like a bad man to me
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Donald Trump is a terrorist and a conman and Americans are less safe with him president. We'd be better off without a president than with which is how he raised his children. I do not agree
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Les Wexler sounds like the name of Mr. Clean's biggest rival
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Bill Burr buys his jokes from the Goldstein theft agency
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My posts will be a lot more infrequent since I've had to take shelter in an abandoned structure just to survive as a trans person in America
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When life gives you lemonades, ask for an orange instead
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My life is being threatened daily by my right wing family
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At a time when I was happiest my entire family turned against me for coming out as transgender and attempted to kill me in a mental hospital I didn't belong in
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I'm not depressed or anything but my family is trying to kill me through neglectful homicide because I'm transgender
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When family fails you, thankfully there's Uber
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Last night's podcast went great, I want to thank the audience and the band and of course the venue
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I'm fighting the power by struggling to keep the lights on. Who said leftism paid? Certainly not America's fake left who hoard all of their money like the right wing. Funny how that works #notsocialist
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Why is the Trump administration not impeached? He did have foreknowledge of 911
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To those bad mouthing my transition to you I say it's 2025 not 1985
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What is the point of this site again? To be nostalgic for 2012 Twitter when Obama lied to us?
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We need reforms on qualified immunity
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Luigi rides a motorcycle now and it didn't sound like the earlier one in Mario Kart
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Fine fine fine double fine until I take your lives away with Luigi
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They think I lied about my shitty family molesting me as a child imagine that a criminal denying their crimes!
Marcus Marion Leset 🌹 (@marcusmarionleset.bsky.social)
Feliz navidad mi amigos because Christmas came early this year my lies caused my family to maroon me in an abandoned structure for coming out as trans
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I got a picture of an Olympian on my ghost camera so cool #mcdonaldsfareway
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Fight the cops for a woman one time and she thinks she can police the pope of pope town. Sheesh yeesh kesha
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You can't silence the truth when it comes out and bites your nose off
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Son of sun, Ra
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If the laughing stock of the universe had a bomb ass brownie recipe would you take a bite if your last name started with Wexler?
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Why do you hurt people?
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What if we all walked like a penguin for a few days so you know what it's like to walk in my shoes?
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The sword is the word that moves mountains and the mountains are the establishment
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The word is a world in itself it speaks a thousand paintings
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Has Dr octagon ever considered a private practice?
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Why the fuck is the world doing what Rahul Guzman wants in 2025? He got shot in the head in 1993
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Could someone tell Bernie to comb his hair in a time machine and win the election?
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I'm pro Ron Paul in 2025 let's all band together to end democracy oh wait so is Donald Trump
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You don't know it until it's too late
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Set set set set set set set You failed the test officer dickwad
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If you wanted to get your soul to heaven you never should have promised me 7-11
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What if airplanes never crashed would we call that progress and regress? Either way its in egress
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The plot to Spiderman is exclusionary to his trans origins as a man who transitioned into a Spider-Man
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I thought American businesses had to accept American money but the bosses are paying in pesos and cocaine dollars
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Who has ever even seen a biker gang? Like I bet they don't even exist and couldn't kill everyone in the federal government like in Suns of Vanarchy
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Has anyone seen my hotel key? I forgot my methlab oh well my biker friends will get it from the lost and found with my pocket change
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It's not rage bait if we both smile as we gangstalk each other
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There's a man with Ms in his name that has a half brother who is a known murderer that the FBI colludes with and it's DISGUSTING. Bozo.
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I'm loving life and taking up longboarding and parahanggliding into an active volcano like my fake ass half brother told me too ciao babies
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Could Chandler be anymore Chandler? He could be more alive that's for sure #friendsreunion2025